Post by MasterEvil on Jan 9, 2011 14:44:12 GMT
Blog Two
Uploaded: 3:55 PM 3rd Monday January 2011
Hello fans who desperately crave the Essence of Excellence...my name is Alberto Del Rio...but you already know that. To be honest I am still fuming from being so close to the debut that anyone only could dream about. Especially when it ends up being a woman who eliminates me to win the Christmas Chaos Battle Royal.
That woman's name is Rosa Mendes. I honestly don't understand her issue with John Morrison and some other woman, neither do I care about it. One factor of the match that annoyed me is that I got given number one, because peasant fantisize a day of being me, and gave Miss Mendes the last entry number, because she's the only female in the match. Obliviously being eliminated by her is also annoying but what was more blood boiling then anything else is the other two she eliminated. Shawn Michaels got eliminated by her after I nearly break his arm off and Rob Van Dam wouldn't be in the right position if it wasn't for me...
I do admit that Rosa looks beautifully stunning when she does that springboard kick...but that isn't the point behind today's blog.
The point behind my blog is the upcoming match on Vendetta, my Vendetta debut, when I team up with John Bradshaw Layfield to battle some Tyler Black and this Rob Van Dam. When me and JBL wins we'll be in a four man tournament to crown the first Prime Time Champion...you can never get more Prime Time then Alberto Del Rio. But back to this 'Mr. Monday Night'...he was very lucky to run away from WWE before I went there. If he didn't then that bendy legged peasant would have got his arm snapped in half by the Pyramid of Perfection's Cross Armbar. Hell, if it wasn't for Rosa, I would of done so in the Battle Royale.
But on Vendetta the 'Whole F'n Show' actually gets to battle a world class wrestler for the first time in his miserable life. So what if Van Dam have done somersaults off school buildings? By the end of our match Rob can do all the somersaults he likes...in hospital. To be honest I don't get how can be take pride in kissing Ted DiBiase Senior's foot but maybe he needs something to do to get money. Maybe I should get him to be my own personal boot shiner...yeah that sounds like the perfect job for a peasant like him. I'll let him consider that offer as I, La Escencia de Excelencia, crush whatever dream that this flippy floppy rabbit has.
I am sorry to my desperate but who the hell is this mentally contisplated child? Is he the son of my ex-butler? Nah, my ex-butler was never that ulgy. Is he the stupid little nerd that all the cheerleaders pull pranks on? He definately look like a nerd...but no, this prideless failure would never have been in eight miles from any woman, excluding his own mother and cousin. Whoever this Tyler Black may be I shall promise him this...if this match is indeed Black's debut then I will make that debut a sad, bad, depressing one...perfect for this unknown peasant.
Now here is a HUGE wildcard in John Bradshaw Layfield, my associate. Indeed JBL is my associate and we do have loads of things in common, from money to the way we think of these common folk. But many of these 'nerds' have been putting up rumors on their fan-sites that me and John will probably backstab each other. But that is one of the reasons why we perfect with each other, both of us do what is best for us...not for those futureless fools. In the Christmas Chaos Battle Royale we have proven how well we work together, even though we had less time to know each other than all the other teams in history.
Yet when you deal with money, class, fashion sense, style and intelligence...no one can compare we either me or John. So maybe we are the perfect team, seeing that he has both strength and experienced in a brawl. While I am an expert at submission and very quick in my own right. But what do we have that our opponents don't? I am Wrestling Royalty and Bradshaw's a self-made millionaire while Rob can bounce and Tyler is a nobody. I am the Essence of Excellence and Layfield is a former WWE Champion while Van Dam's only good with chairs and Black's a nobody.
We are both good looking while both RVD and Tyler Black have faces that only blind mothers could love. John has his own driver and I have my own ring announcer while Robert used to be a four eyed geek and Tyler is a nobody. Just to cut the list off, the fact is very simple...Rob Van Dam is a child in an old man's body while Tyler Black has always been a nobody. My uncle is a Mexican icon and my father is a Mexican legend while John accomplished everything that thse peasants envy. Envy eats away at a man's innocence for a long time...until that man rids his innocence by lying.
I really hope that all you people, blessed with my presence online, remember that I dispise liars. Even more then I despise anybody touching my cars without permission. I also hope that you all know what I do with liars...if you don't remember then I'll just have to show you when me, Alberto Del Rio, and John Bradshaw Layfield make a mockery of Rob Van Dam and Tyler "Nobody" Black. Maybe I should take with John later about using this match to showcase our unlimited skills. And obliviously win of course, afterall Albero Del Rio is the Prime Time of Real Wrestling League.
But I should also tell my friend that I am still upset...so maybe I should convince him just to let my stream blow the nobody over. No matter what happens on Vendetta, one thing is certain...The Essence of Excellence and the Self-Made Millionaire shall be in the Prime Time Tournament.
Until my next blog...Peace Internet Nerds.