Post by MasterEvil on Nov 6, 2010 21:00:52 GMT
I'll Bet My Own Damn Ass
2:10 PM 6th Saturday November 2010
Sitting on one of the benches in the women’s public locker room, sending a text message on her mobile, is Britani Knight. The young Brit is wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt with black boots. Meanwhile the most easily noticeable thing is the WWE HCTP’s Women’s Championship is on the girl’s lap and on this Championship is her name. Only five days ago Britani successfully hit the “Full Package” on Madison Rayne to become the first person to hold the gold, in the teenager’s very first match in America. Yet now that you have won the title there are a lot of people that are dying to beat you for it…well by many it is only the newly signed Lacey Von Erich since Madison left shortly after the defeat. Just earlier today Britani got told by Josh Matthews that she will be teaming with some Mexican American, Rey Mystero, to battle this Lacey Von Erich and The Miz, some failed reality TV star. Maybe its just the feeling of holding Championship Gold but Britani’s expression was the clear definition of the opposite of nervous. After sending her text message about how great it feels to be at top of WWE HCTP to her mother, , Knight switched off the mobile and put it in her pocket. Shortly after she did that Josh Matthews, one of the official interviewers for WWE HCTP, entered the room with a cameraman right behind him. Through a way of body language Josh asked Britani if she wanted to be interviewed and she answered yes. So Josh chose to stand next to the girl as the camera began to roll.
Josh Matthews: What up everybody, this is Josh Matthews here and please welcome my guest at this time. The Women’s Champion Britani Knight.
Britani: Thanks for having me at this time.
Josh Matthews: Your welcome and I like to ask you a few questions…the first one being is that with you being a Champion, not only are you automatically the top star here but also have a lot of people gunning for a shot at that title…do you think that your championship reign will be a lengthy one?
While he spoke about Knight being Champion she rubbed her right hand on the gold and smiled before holding it up. With the title blocking the camera’s view of Britani’s breast area she smiled lightly. Knight still looked confident and after hearing the interviewer’s question the woman laughed lightly before saying.
Britani: Will my Championship reign be a lengthy one? Of course it shall be a long reign. Until Survivor Series I am the best superstar in WWE. Not some Miz, not some Rey Mysterio and not some Wade Barrett…me, does any of hold a Championship, no, I do. But as “a lot of people” goes, the little girl I defeated to win this title, Madison Rayne, is no longer here and then the only other diva here is Lacey Von Erich.
The Brit’s voice was clearly confident as she said Lacey’s name. The female knows that she should be worried because Von Erich was a famous wrestling family that dominated American wrestling but from what the Brit has seen Lacey ain’t as gifted in the arts of wrestling as her relatives were. Instead of continuing to speak Knight decided to rub her Championship Belt a bit more. Maybe the British are amazing actors since Britani looks completely like she isn’t even bothered about her opponents on the upcoming episode of RAW.
Britani: I only have one potential challenger and she is Lacey Von Erich…I admit that the Von Erich’s were one of the greatest wrestling families in history but I have watched TNA in the past and from what I’ve seen the only thing Lacey is good at is laying down. Hell, I’ll prove my dominance by demolishing Lacey in our mixed tag team match up. Hell, Lacey is simply nothing but a bug that I’ll squish on my path is prove that nobody in the WWE can outdo Britani Knight…what is your next question Matthew?
Josh Matthews: Well my next question would be about your view of Lacey but seeing that you already express your confidence against her I’ll ask this…do you think Rey Mysterio is a trustworthy partner?
Britani: Well it looks like the answer is a lot stupider then the question since I actually respect Oscar Gutierrez. I respect the fact that by the time I went to school Rey was already holding the WCW Cruiserweight Championship. He is a very faithful man seeing that his wife is his first and only love while Oscar has countless surgeries to his left knee. Before your ask, yes I do watch his matches on youtube and television while having his autography “Behind The Mask”. But while I trust him the bigger question is that…is it smart to fully trust me? There have only been two loyal partners that I had…me and Melodi were the Norfolk Dolls and my partner retired after a bunch of success while I backstabbed my own entire family to become the best competitor in the European female wrestling scenes. Hell, people normally state that the Brits are sometimes the lease trustworthy people in history. I might respect you Rey Mysterio but I promise you nothing…I do have a promise for Angie Gutierrez, Dominick Gutierrez and Aalyah Gutierrez however. I promise them three that I will go all out so that they won’t have to worry about Oscar getting injured. He trust me for this and I trust him for this match. So is there anymore questions Josh?
Josh Matthews: Well the last question is how do you rate the threat posed by The Miz? Last week he defeated Chris Jericho and rates you as a dog…
Britani: A dog? Me?
At first it looked like Britani’s calm confidence have been replaced with anger of being insult in this way yet all of the sudden the female dropped the Women’s Championship on her la and laughed very loudly. Knight actually found Miz’s comment to be quite funny. Both Josh and the cameraman were surprised at this yet chose to wait until the young Brit stopped laughing. As soon as she stopped laughing Britani Knight had an overconfident smile on her face, showing off her youth, and held the title with her right hand.
Britani: Me a dog? I knew The Miz failed at reality TV shows but I never knew he failed at homework as well.
After saying that the youthful beauty stood up from the bench and held the Women’s Championship over her shoulder, to show it off to the camera lens.
Britani: I am no dog, a bitch I’ll happily admit, but I am no dog. And unlike Miz I actually don’t need to look like an idiot on national television to get into a wrestling ring. I was trained my professionals while he was trained by a bunch of egotistical moronic Britani Knight wannabes! Yes, many people want to be like me because through thick and thin…through the countless times my hair has been yanked and through the countless times that weirdo in Europe chokeslammed me, I have bounced back twice as strong. The only time that The Miz looked impressive was when he insulted John Cena since no matter what, when you are against Cena you’re always cheered in England. I do have to admit that at first I feel as paranoid as hell but after defeating Madison in my first match I am ready for anyone! Last week Mizzy claimed that he and Rayne are a Championship material couple yet I defeat Madison and now she’s without a job so this week I can make it two for two when I beat you Mike Mizanin. Hell if I pin Miz’s shoulders to the mat and he somehow went out on top at Survivor Series then I should become the instant number one contender for the WWE Championship.
Josh Matthews: But Britani, you’re not classed as a heavyweight…
Britani: And Rey Mysterio is?
It now looked like the young Brit’s pride provoked her to interrupt Josh Matthews since this is the one thing that eluded the female from being a stable tag team partner. Yet you can’t actually blame Britani for having this confidence since she literally held five women Championships across Europe at the same time. Knight however manage to not show any form of anger or frustration, instead she mange to keep to her calm, confident and collected attitude as she continued to speak.
Britani: What have these WWE Championship contenders don’t so far in their careers? Miz acts like he is the best even though he fails a lot, Edge gets injured more times then Michael Owen, Rey Mysterio gets injured nearly as much times as Edge while Wade Barrett can’t even win a Championship. Yet what have I done? I dominated female wrestling in Europe and in my very first match in an American wrestling company I walk out at the very top of the list of superstars. But…I do kind of understand that the men in WWE Here Comes the Pain are too scared to be outdone by a young British girl. After all, dominating the girls is a lot more enjoyable then beating perverted nerd after perverted nerd. Right now though I am more then contented with having the Women's Championship over my shoulder so the balless men like Mizzy has nothing to worry about even when I'll defeat both you and that joke you call a wrestler Lacey Von Erich...is that all you like to ask?
Josh Matthews: Yes that is, thanks for asking.
Britani: Okay, all I like to add to finish this interview is this...I'll bet my own damn ass that I'll hold this WWE HCTP Women's Championship for the rest of two-thousand-and-ten and most likely all the way to this day next year...and why do I think I can do that...because I am the greatest female wrestler in history. Have a fun day!
After saying that Britani Knight exited the locker room, in the direction of the parking lot, possibly to find a taxi to the hotel she's sleeping in. Meanwhile the cameraman switched off the camera and followed Josh Matthews to the production truck, to give the people inside the footage recently recorded.
2:10 PM 6th Saturday November 2010
Sitting on one of the benches in the women’s public locker room, sending a text message on her mobile, is Britani Knight. The young Brit is wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt with black boots. Meanwhile the most easily noticeable thing is the WWE HCTP’s Women’s Championship is on the girl’s lap and on this Championship is her name. Only five days ago Britani successfully hit the “Full Package” on Madison Rayne to become the first person to hold the gold, in the teenager’s very first match in America. Yet now that you have won the title there are a lot of people that are dying to beat you for it…well by many it is only the newly signed Lacey Von Erich since Madison left shortly after the defeat. Just earlier today Britani got told by Josh Matthews that she will be teaming with some Mexican American, Rey Mystero, to battle this Lacey Von Erich and The Miz, some failed reality TV star. Maybe its just the feeling of holding Championship Gold but Britani’s expression was the clear definition of the opposite of nervous. After sending her text message about how great it feels to be at top of WWE HCTP to her mother, , Knight switched off the mobile and put it in her pocket. Shortly after she did that Josh Matthews, one of the official interviewers for WWE HCTP, entered the room with a cameraman right behind him. Through a way of body language Josh asked Britani if she wanted to be interviewed and she answered yes. So Josh chose to stand next to the girl as the camera began to roll.
Josh Matthews: What up everybody, this is Josh Matthews here and please welcome my guest at this time. The Women’s Champion Britani Knight.
Britani: Thanks for having me at this time.
Josh Matthews: Your welcome and I like to ask you a few questions…the first one being is that with you being a Champion, not only are you automatically the top star here but also have a lot of people gunning for a shot at that title…do you think that your championship reign will be a lengthy one?
While he spoke about Knight being Champion she rubbed her right hand on the gold and smiled before holding it up. With the title blocking the camera’s view of Britani’s breast area she smiled lightly. Knight still looked confident and after hearing the interviewer’s question the woman laughed lightly before saying.
Britani: Will my Championship reign be a lengthy one? Of course it shall be a long reign. Until Survivor Series I am the best superstar in WWE. Not some Miz, not some Rey Mysterio and not some Wade Barrett…me, does any of hold a Championship, no, I do. But as “a lot of people” goes, the little girl I defeated to win this title, Madison Rayne, is no longer here and then the only other diva here is Lacey Von Erich.
The Brit’s voice was clearly confident as she said Lacey’s name. The female knows that she should be worried because Von Erich was a famous wrestling family that dominated American wrestling but from what the Brit has seen Lacey ain’t as gifted in the arts of wrestling as her relatives were. Instead of continuing to speak Knight decided to rub her Championship Belt a bit more. Maybe the British are amazing actors since Britani looks completely like she isn’t even bothered about her opponents on the upcoming episode of RAW.
Britani: I only have one potential challenger and she is Lacey Von Erich…I admit that the Von Erich’s were one of the greatest wrestling families in history but I have watched TNA in the past and from what I’ve seen the only thing Lacey is good at is laying down. Hell, I’ll prove my dominance by demolishing Lacey in our mixed tag team match up. Hell, Lacey is simply nothing but a bug that I’ll squish on my path is prove that nobody in the WWE can outdo Britani Knight…what is your next question Matthew?
Josh Matthews: Well my next question would be about your view of Lacey but seeing that you already express your confidence against her I’ll ask this…do you think Rey Mysterio is a trustworthy partner?
Britani: Well it looks like the answer is a lot stupider then the question since I actually respect Oscar Gutierrez. I respect the fact that by the time I went to school Rey was already holding the WCW Cruiserweight Championship. He is a very faithful man seeing that his wife is his first and only love while Oscar has countless surgeries to his left knee. Before your ask, yes I do watch his matches on youtube and television while having his autography “Behind The Mask”. But while I trust him the bigger question is that…is it smart to fully trust me? There have only been two loyal partners that I had…me and Melodi were the Norfolk Dolls and my partner retired after a bunch of success while I backstabbed my own entire family to become the best competitor in the European female wrestling scenes. Hell, people normally state that the Brits are sometimes the lease trustworthy people in history. I might respect you Rey Mysterio but I promise you nothing…I do have a promise for Angie Gutierrez, Dominick Gutierrez and Aalyah Gutierrez however. I promise them three that I will go all out so that they won’t have to worry about Oscar getting injured. He trust me for this and I trust him for this match. So is there anymore questions Josh?
Josh Matthews: Well the last question is how do you rate the threat posed by The Miz? Last week he defeated Chris Jericho and rates you as a dog…
Britani: A dog? Me?
At first it looked like Britani’s calm confidence have been replaced with anger of being insult in this way yet all of the sudden the female dropped the Women’s Championship on her la and laughed very loudly. Knight actually found Miz’s comment to be quite funny. Both Josh and the cameraman were surprised at this yet chose to wait until the young Brit stopped laughing. As soon as she stopped laughing Britani Knight had an overconfident smile on her face, showing off her youth, and held the title with her right hand.
Britani: Me a dog? I knew The Miz failed at reality TV shows but I never knew he failed at homework as well.
After saying that the youthful beauty stood up from the bench and held the Women’s Championship over her shoulder, to show it off to the camera lens.
Britani: I am no dog, a bitch I’ll happily admit, but I am no dog. And unlike Miz I actually don’t need to look like an idiot on national television to get into a wrestling ring. I was trained my professionals while he was trained by a bunch of egotistical moronic Britani Knight wannabes! Yes, many people want to be like me because through thick and thin…through the countless times my hair has been yanked and through the countless times that weirdo in Europe chokeslammed me, I have bounced back twice as strong. The only time that The Miz looked impressive was when he insulted John Cena since no matter what, when you are against Cena you’re always cheered in England. I do have to admit that at first I feel as paranoid as hell but after defeating Madison in my first match I am ready for anyone! Last week Mizzy claimed that he and Rayne are a Championship material couple yet I defeat Madison and now she’s without a job so this week I can make it two for two when I beat you Mike Mizanin. Hell if I pin Miz’s shoulders to the mat and he somehow went out on top at Survivor Series then I should become the instant number one contender for the WWE Championship.
Josh Matthews: But Britani, you’re not classed as a heavyweight…
Britani: And Rey Mysterio is?
It now looked like the young Brit’s pride provoked her to interrupt Josh Matthews since this is the one thing that eluded the female from being a stable tag team partner. Yet you can’t actually blame Britani for having this confidence since she literally held five women Championships across Europe at the same time. Knight however manage to not show any form of anger or frustration, instead she mange to keep to her calm, confident and collected attitude as she continued to speak.
Britani: What have these WWE Championship contenders don’t so far in their careers? Miz acts like he is the best even though he fails a lot, Edge gets injured more times then Michael Owen, Rey Mysterio gets injured nearly as much times as Edge while Wade Barrett can’t even win a Championship. Yet what have I done? I dominated female wrestling in Europe and in my very first match in an American wrestling company I walk out at the very top of the list of superstars. But…I do kind of understand that the men in WWE Here Comes the Pain are too scared to be outdone by a young British girl. After all, dominating the girls is a lot more enjoyable then beating perverted nerd after perverted nerd. Right now though I am more then contented with having the Women's Championship over my shoulder so the balless men like Mizzy has nothing to worry about even when I'll defeat both you and that joke you call a wrestler Lacey Von Erich...is that all you like to ask?
Josh Matthews: Yes that is, thanks for asking.
Britani: Okay, all I like to add to finish this interview is this...I'll bet my own damn ass that I'll hold this WWE HCTP Women's Championship for the rest of two-thousand-and-ten and most likely all the way to this day next year...and why do I think I can do that...because I am the greatest female wrestler in history. Have a fun day!
After saying that Britani Knight exited the locker room, in the direction of the parking lot, possibly to find a taxi to the hotel she's sleeping in. Meanwhile the cameraman switched off the camera and followed Josh Matthews to the production truck, to give the people inside the footage recently recorded.