Post by MasterEvil on Sept 6, 2017 14:26:57 GMT
“So Whisper actually prepared herself for an appearance from me...heh, I'm almost impressed. Almost being the keyword however as, no matter how much of a 'Head Bitch' she claimed to be she needed help from two wannabe models to protect her. Having bodyguards don't make one look like a 'head Bitch'...having bodyguards makes one look weak...pathetically weak. Then again, it says a lot about the quality of HellsGate if someone so pathetic can easily make someone who claims to be great submit in less than ten minutes. However, no matter what happened, she took advantage of my confidence...something that I will accept being unpaid.
Not that there is anything worth paying attention to on Showdown, at least in term to matches. Why is that? Because - a week after defeating a girl called Sarah Frost - I have to accommodate some girl called Ari Lopez on this upcoming Showdown. And let's not forget about the fact that Alicia Lukas has been given the role of special referee, all because I was kind enough to answer her pathetic attempt of calling me out. Eh, when was the last time the self-proclaimed 'best women's wrestler alive today' actually fought in the ring to prove her words right? For someone who loves talking so much on Twitter it seems like Alicia is practically afraid of competing, since that'll explain why she was desperate to be a referee in my own match.
But, talking about my match, there is one big, fat, blaring question that is erupting throughout my mind...
Who the bloody hell is Ari Lopez?
Apparently she is some browny-blonde - so, if hair logic is relevant, she is half ditsy - rookie who is half a foot bigger than me. Heh, just like with all giants, the bigger they are the harder they fall. Heck, David and Jack - the latter of which being from Jack the Giant Slayer - both know how to take out giants better than any other person...however I doubt I'll need ay major lessons from either one of them to slayer the giant known as Ari Lopez. After all, she is just a rookie who only had one match...almost an entire month ago. So clearly she is going to suffer from some kind of ring rust while I have been fighting almost everyday of the week these days.
But...what was that one match again? A triple threat match against Sarah Frost and Equinox, which she managed to win. But am I supposed to be impressed by that? Hell to the no I ain't. Unless she has been living under a rock since that match - which wouldn't surprise me since that'd explain why I know next to nothing about anything she has done lately - she would have known that I have just defeated Sarah Frost last week without needing her to be preoccupied by some bloke. Oh sure, she managed to pin a multiple former Champion in the form of Equinox but these days who haven't defeated Equinox. My own grandma would be able to defeat him in under five minutes right now and she's fricking dead.
So...like I said earlier...am I supposed to be impressed by that? Because, truth be told, this girl has given me no reason to be impressed by her at all. Hell, even with Alicia as referee she'll most likely find a way to cock it up and lose in her very first televised match. Oh, could dear little Ari be offended by my words? Let her be offended...she can simply cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it as all she is nothing to me.
No, let me try that again, for she is something...but not my opponent.
Tomorrow night, Ari Lopez is going to be nothing more than a human stress ball for me to toy with as I send a message to the likes of Whisper and Riley Hart. Why not Alicia Lukas? Because, other than being a simple-minded referee, she is of no importance to me in this match.
So...Ari Lopez...please show up.
Don't make me look for you.”