Post by MasterEvil on Aug 24, 2017 10:20:00 GMT
“What a beautiful little thing this Hellsfire Title is, who knew rubbing my bum on it would improve its appearance so much. Shame the same couldn't be said for this Paige Matthews girl I'm going off against on this upcoming Showdown. If anything I guess Riley handpicked her to be my opponent this specific Showdown for a few reasons...
The first being that Paige is so obsessed in proving herself to Alicia Lukas that she will take her throne as the top of the bombshell division...as if such a division isn't irrelevant already. The second being that I have mentioned a few times in the past about how she is one of the many pieces of crap that dirties the land known as Showdown. And the third is simply that Riley doesn't like not having complete control and because she cannot control the truth, both she and Whisper seeks to silence said truth. First Whisper since Eighty Five on me and now Riley is sending some mere girl who is more interested in either whipping her boyfriend, or kissing up to the former World Champion, to do anything to actually be worth giving a damn about.
Truth be told I don't even care about you Paige. Alicia is a Champion strangling her own division, Courtney is a wreck who never shuts up...but you...you're simply Paige Matthew. Plain, boring, bland Paige Matthews. I guess I should give anyone watching this some special advice for when the match starts...
Change the channel.
No, seriously, change the channel. Maybe to one of those paint drying shows since a Paige Matthews performance isn't anything better. Hell, I already know that this will undoubtedly be my most dreary match to date, since that's the kind of effect she has on people, matches and time itself. Paige can literally take the most exciting thing and make it second rate in a matter of seconds.
Maybe Riley has arranged this match, after the match I've had three days beforehand, as not only in some deluded attempt to 'punish' me but also in a desperate attempt to actually make a Paige Matthew moment actually worth watching.
You know what? Sure...I'll play ball for once...I'll try to make Paige worth two minutes of anyone's time. Any second longer would be asking way too much of any world class athlete, let alone one who you've been so obsessed with screwing with dear Riley. Funny actually...the first time I appeared on the main card it was on the main event and now I'm back in the main event. Maybe she realises that I am worth more than a couple pennies, not that she's worth being grateful for...I know how good I am.
I don't need to strain myself against someone so irrelevant. That's right Paige, you and this match is worth absolutely nothing to me. So I'll just go out there, kick your ass and head off with this darling Championship over my shoulder, something I know you won't ever get to do in WWH.
So see you in that ring Miss Irrelevant.”