Post by MasterEvil on Jul 20, 2017 22:39:12 GMT
“And once again I find myself being ignored. How ignorant...how rude...how pathetic. Of course I am not going to tolerate such negligence. First I injured a referee, then that interviewer woman. What was her name again? I don't remember, neither do I particularly care for both her and that official were merely casualties for the coming of my beautiful world.
For, from day one, I said that it is my goal...my mission...my destiny to be the one to cleanse all the filth that plagues the land of Showdown. However, just like in the story of Noah's Ark and the lore of Xenoblade Chronicles...to create a brave new, beautiful, world I'll have to make the old, cowardly, ugly, world crumble down to dust and sweep it away. And to do that I need to travel across the world and conquer the world over...taking land by land...mile by mile...inch by inch...
Just like the English did many years ago when they conquered roughly a third of the globe.
Hence why I'm entering Shogun representing the Land of Three Lions. What? Am I even English? Have you asked that Michael Kelly person if any part of him is not a chicken? I'll take that back. Michael is a mongrel. Born in Canada but part Irish, part American and part Puerto Rican. A complete mixture of many traits from these bloodlines. Obsessed with Guinness and drunken brawls from the Irish blood. Obsessed with burgers and guns from the American blood. And a complete second class citizen with whatever blood Puerto Ricans have. So how can I fully believe that Michael is really representing Canada? Maybe he doesn't have the heart, nor spine, to even be in such a globally attractive tournament, let alone represent a country that claims great pride within the art of professional wrestling.
Art?
Yes, Michael Kelly, I said art.
And I'll be removing you from this masterpiece I'm creating.”