Post by MasterEvil on Jun 28, 2017 1:36:00 GMT
“At last I am finally free from the likes of Harlow Hardin. At least for now…but at least I also managed to get revenge on Megan Andrews for stealing my victory last month. And now I find myself main eventing Showdown for the very first time. It’s been over a month since I first joined World Wrestling Headquarters and now I get to main event one of their premier shows. The honour…is surprisingly cool. Sure people could say that it is all because the likes of Alicia Lukas and Alessandro Quagliaterre need to recover from their matches at Grindhouse…but at the end of the day, out of all the people they could’ve chosen, I was one of the few deemed worthy of such an occasion. Who is the other person I’ve got to share this occasion with?
Kana Fable.
Who is Kana Fable? Unlike the people I’ve mentioned in the past I don’t really know a lot about her. However, from the little information that I barely managed to gather up, I can inform you all that she was the person who main event Showdown a couple weeks ago…even though I didn’t notice her much at all. Could it be that, while the rest of the Bombshells go into their locker rooms, I spend my time in each arena up in the scaffolding? Maybe, maybe not…that question isn’t of importance. For what is important would be the fact that Kana has experience in the main event…especially Alicia Lukas. How did she do? She got pinned by the woman. So she lost, experienced as a loser. But at least the Showdown two weeks beforehand she faced Kim Pain…only to be pinned down to the mat once again for the three count.”
A slight disappointed sigh leaves the semi masked woman’s covered lips as not long afterwards her eyes lazily drift over towards us, as if only noticing us at this moment and not beforehand.
“Is this kind of your thing, Kana? To only appear once a fortnight, get beaten by someone, disappear until two weeks later…and repeat? Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t…that question is not as interesting to me as something I’ve heard from the whisper in the wind. That you don’t think your defeat to Kim Pain was genuine…that you even think that she ‘asked the company to flub the results’ into her favour instead of her actually defeating you. How pathetic are you? Hell, it wouldn’t even surprise me if you think that the only reason you lost to the Bombshell Champion was because they – whoever they are in that thick skull of yours – decided to have Alicia beat you instead of her being better than you.
Guess what, Little Miss Wannabe MMA Fighter? The truth is something much, much, much simpler than whatever conspiracy your fantasy cooks up for your birdbrain to believe in. Want to know the truth? You can’t handle the truth. But if you’re so desperate for it, then fine, I’ll tell you what the reason is. The reason why you failed to defeat both Kimberly Pain and Alicia Lukas is not because of some changing idea…nor is it because someone is influencing decisions against you…
For the real reason for your failures against them…
And upcoming defeat to me this upcoming Showdown…
This because…remember this…
You suck.”
She declares in an almost ‘matter of fact’ kind of tone in her voice as she stands up from the box she was sitting on.
“But if you didn’t get it then let me repeat myself, Miss Fable. You suck. Simple. Nothing complex, nor any conspiracy theories for you to cling onto. You simply suck as a wrestler. From my times up in the rafters above I’ve watched you try your hardest to beat those better than you…those you dare to call ‘irrelevant’…and fail to look any better than a god damn infant in front of them. And I have taken specific note of your entire style, every inch of movement and every-single-sign you give off whenever you go for that blood choker finisher. What’s a blood choke, you ask? Considering you’re supposed to be a fighter you should know that it is a fighting terminology for sleeper hold, though seeing compete you in the middle of the ring almost sends me to sleep each time. What? Have I offended your feelings for simply speaking the truth about you sucking?
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. You want to do something about it? Feel free to fucking try, because I’ll ever so easily humiliate you in front of the people of Las Cruces. Why am I arrogant? It’s not arrogance, sunshine, it’s facing reality…something I’ll make extra sure you do when we face each other in the ring. What? Am I supposed to fear you because you train to become a UFC fighter? Who fucking cares about that stuff? If anything it simply highlights how little you care about being in WWH, especially since – according to your backstory on the official WWH website – you only want to use the company as a stepping stone into the life of mixed martial arts. Unfortunately for you I’m no stepping stone. I’m a great white shark and the moment you try to step I’ll snap your entire leg clean off.”
Arrogantly leaves her covered mouth with an amused but dry giggle.
“You don’t believe me? Well wake up and turn on the six o’clock news, Sunshine, for I have news specifically for you…while you’ve been training to be a cage fighter…
I already am one.
Don’t believe me? I’m currently five to two in Caged Glory Fighting Championships and I could end up leaving this month as Champion of that fighting organisation. Never know, maybe I could use this match against you as the perfect warmup for my night in Tokyo, since it’s not like you’re going to do anything threatening to me at all. If anything I might as well toy around with you for a bit while I’m out there, like Gohan did against Cell, for the entertainment of the fans in attendance.
Why am I being so vicious? Well the answer’s simpler than the question. For it is all because of one little words…”
While she continues sounding as confident as ever the purple haired Bombshell finds herself slowing down to a halt before her eyes drift over towards her right hand.
“Irrelevant…”
She answers before suddenly snapping her eyes back towards us while her hand clenches shut into a fist.
“That is the very word you deems both Kimberly Pain and Alicia Lukas, the two women who had a somewhat fun iron woman match at Grindhouse. Yet if you think of them as ‘irrelevant’ then obviously going to view me, someone who most likely don’t have a clue about, as more irrelevant than them…
And I am not irrelevant.
How dare you class me as irrelevant.
My blood boils at the thought of irrelevancy…for, unlike something as chronically thick as you, I have suffered from such a dark place before. Having people look down upon you and classing your problem as ‘irrelevant’ because they don’t care about it. Try having your cries for help called irrelevant as your own flesh and blood strip you, molest you and threaten you with something much, much, worst whenever you don’t do whatever they say. Try having someone take you at your emotional worse, getting you drunk and having their way with you before classing you as irrelevant as they pretend nothing happened…”
A tear actually departs from LUNA’s right eye, as if the things she is mentioning still has a mental effect on her. However mere seconds later her clenched hand punches a smaller box that she was resting her back against, creating a hole through the storing object in the process. Meanwhile her eyes sharpen as they fixate themselves upon us.
“THEN and only then you have a right to deem somebody else as irrelevant Kana Fable. Yes, unless you’re too stupid to realise by now, you’ve definitely pissed me off. Have you seen the stuff I’ve done? Most likely not, considering how ignorant you are, so I’ll summarise it for you. Throughout the past month I’ve been in the ring with four different women and throughout that month I brought them pain, I brought them suffering and I put each one of them through their own personal hell…and I’ve got nothing against them, they simply got in the way of truth.
So what do you think’s going to happen to you now that I’m spectacularly angry at you?
Yes, seeing that you’ve lost to the two women I’ve already mentioned I know I need to beat you to further prove my point of how much of a joke the so called ‘Women’s World Champion’ has been. As well as back up my words about removing the filth from Showdown that has been holding it down from the greatness it should be. But the fact you’ve managed to piss me off actually excites me. I’m genuinely looking forward to obliterating you. Ripping you apart, limb by limb, and use each piece of you as a fucking barbeque. If anything, once I am done with you, you can return to that damn cemetery in a damn box.
But instead of burying this box I’ll be there to make sure that a filthy piece of scum like you burn in hell, even if it means getting a potential arson charge against me. Because, that damn way, there will be NOTHING left of the fool who was stupid enough to think of me as ‘irrelevant’. If anything, once I am finished with you on my quest to cleanse Showdown, whenever someone asks another about one ‘Kana Fable’ they’ll simply answer with this…”
It was only near the end of her words that LUNA’s anger seem to be slowly fading back into confidence as she only pauses when finally realising that her fist is stuck in the box. However, instead of pulling her hand free, the milky skinned woman lifts the box up and slams it down, shattering it into pieces in the process. Now free LUNA points the index finger of her free hand directly towards us.
“Who is that irrelevant person?”