Post by MasterEvil on May 30, 2017 17:24:19 GMT
“Last week both of my opponents, Megan Andrews and Billie Allen, lacked the guts to even show up in New Orleans. Now I’m supposed to expect the both of them to show up in Little Rock for some fatal four way match including myself and some Harlow Hardin. Am I supposed to be impressed by this? The General Manager of Showdown must be into snuff porn or something. Because this is no fatal four way between women…this is Three Little Piglets entering the den of the Big Bad Wolf. Too gruesome of detail for children? Then don’t let your modernised fairy tales and stories tell them lies…and don’t let them come to the arena, for what I’m going to do to those four bimbos is definitely not for the faint of heart.
Why am I so certain of this? What if Megan or Billie proves me wrong? A Magikarp has a better chance defeating a Zapdos. Am I being too cruel? Am I underestimating these two losers? The difference between underestimating these lazy failures and realising how truly valuable these fake gems are is clearer than diamonds in the sky. The truest quality of a gladiator isn’t how victorious or glorious he or she are…but instead in their courage. Their never say die attitude. Their heart. In their ability to unleash their inner Sanada Yukimura and charge headfirst into the jaws of over a hundred thousand soldiers. And looking at these two I can definitely say that, without a shadow of a doubt, that neither of them are gladiators all. Instead they’re cowards. Pathetic, snivelling, weak cowards.
Not that Hardlow Hardin is any better than the other two. She did show up to her match…only to be hugged into unconsciousness. Before anyone dares to defend that bimbo, I know she was fighting a god damn bear…doesn’t excuse her form losing though. For every battle, no matter who are at either side, always end with at least one winner and one loser, one successor and one failure, and Hardlow was the one who lost. The one who failed. So if someone expects me to respect that rockabilly dud then they are as much of an idiot as the people who would consider Salsa Bearde as a suitable member of any roster. Oh? Am I underestimating my opponent’s ability as a professional wrestler?
No. This isn’t an undervaluation…this is the result of my observation of that useless woman.
Due to neither Billie nor Megan showing up last week I was made to bottle in my anger as, instead of going away disappointed, I stayed in the rafters watching down on everyone else. Watching and evaluating every single member of Showdown…and I was overall disappointed by the lack of quality I seen. Nobody I seen made my time worthwhile, especially that Hardin girl, and for that the three little girls have all been destined with the curse known as me. For I don’t merely seek victory over these children…I seek the annihilation of them three, as I’m going to cleanse Showdown of all its filth…
Starting this Thursday with the three that’ll stand before me in the ring below.”