Post by MasterEvil on May 22, 2013 20:36:27 GMT
Prologue
Okay, these pass two or so weeks has probably been the most inconsistent few weeks I’ve ever experienced. First I made the WEW Title contender, Adam Banz, tap faster than a tap dancer on crack on the Super Animosity but then I suffered the Shocker of Battlefield when I lost to Jason Church…the same Jason Church that I not only beat at Free Falll to Fury last December but also the same guy who nailed my best friend with a car. Was I upset about it? Yes I was but at the same time I felt relieved to voice out my mind in the aftermath interviews. I admit that Jason deserves to win but I’m ecstatic that Team Adrenaline won at Battlefield since I’ll be defending my Titan Championship against all four of them at the main event of the first Adrenaline, post-Battlefield, in World Elite Wrestling’s very first Championship Scramble. Now we’ve had that one star pay-per-view main event over, it is time for the REAL main event to begin this Friday as I not only take on Kilbourne, Cole, Marino and Newborn but also successfully defend MY Championship against them…WOO!
IT’S BROKEN
The scene opens up with the location being at some gym, more specifically upwards where a giant indoor swimming pool is with a bunch of people swimming. Some were training for professional swimming tournaments, some were learning how to swim and others were just having a paddle around yet sitting at the edge of that very pool is the bearded superstar that the entire WEW universe knows as Adrian Jobs. Some of the muscular chaps are in skin-tight underwear, most likely to simple any single lady, but the outspoken Titan Champion is wearing a simple pair of swimming shorts. The last time he was seen on television was at the Battlefield pay-per-view when he was pinned by one Jason Church yet now he’ll get to main event the first Adrenaline after Battlefield…when he’ll defend his Titan Championship against all the members of Team Adrenaline in WEW’s first ever Championship Scramble.
The bearded male not only wanted the match but he practically chosen this kind of match to defend his Titan Championship for the first time, since winning it at Cyberslam. Haylee didn’t want Jobs to defend his Title, stating that it would be carer suicide for him to try such a match, but the arrogant yet popular superstar demanded again and eventually got given this match up. So now it is Adrian’s time to prove the current Adrenaline General Manager’s words wrong by successfully defending his Championship in this match…the only problem: Team Adrenaline. Team Adrenaline consist of the upstarts Collin Cole and Rose Marino, the veteran Kevin Kilbourne and the very woman who defeated Jobs for the Television Title…Trish Newborn. Yet instead of worried Adrian looks completely comfortable as the camera came close to him to see the Titan Championship resting on his lap.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“FINALLY…finally I get to do what a real Champion does and defend my Championship…oh what a way to defend it though. A Championship Scramble begins with two people in the ring then a new person enters the fray at a rate of every five minutes…there are no eliminations and whoever scores a pinfall or submission, inside the ring, become the technical Champion. Once the last person enters the ring there’ll be only five minutes left to score a fall for the last person to be the technical will get to leave the night as the official Titan Champion…so there can be one fall, or a million; the only fall that matters is the very last one.
This type of match is very interesting since not only do I have an eighty percent chance of losing but the last person who enters the match doesn’t get a proper advantage. Why is that? Because, while the last person who enters has a lot more energy than the first sod who enters, they have to score a fall on one of them four while preventing the other three from breaking it up. Due to the rather chaotic prospects of this match, I guess it would be natural for it to have no disqualifications or count-outs…but that doesn’t stop this match from being amazing. Hell this could end up being a possible match of the year contender since we have the Rated: AWESOME! Champion against three talented Adrenaline members and…well…Rose Marino but I’m sure that me and the other three will be able to make the main event a brilliant one.”
I guess it could have been expected for Adrian to describe the stipulations of a Championship Scramble, since that was the kind of match he wanted so badly, and even though he only shouted out twice…both of them caused a lot of people in the gym to glare towards him with an ‘oh god, not him again’ expression across their faces. The tone used when saying ‘Rose Marino’ clearly shows how unimpressed the Chicago native is with the female and it isn’t the first time he held negative thoughts towards Rose, since he practically voiced his unimpressed opinions about her in the Battlefield aftermath interview. After finishing his words the male sighed lightly before running his right hand through his hair. His feet began to gently paddle the water as he began to speak up again.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh why do I sound so negative about Rose Marino? The answer couldn’t be any simpler my friend…I don’t rate Rose Marino highly at all, hell I rate the new Women’s Champion Caroline a lot higher than I’ll ever rate Rose. I know it sounds so mean but frankly that is my opinion since what has she exactly done to make a name for herself? No, let me rephrase that…what has Rose Marino ever done? Well except for suck of course…I know that it sounds so mean but her performance at Battlefield was so pitiful that I originally thought that that my eyes were just playing tricks with me. Seriously…I left my locker room, just before the match started, to have a piss and when I came back you were already eliminated Rose. Hell I almost considered taking back my statement altogether by how useless you were for the entire roster, especially after being handpicked by our boss Haylee. The moment you got eliminated was probably the biggest slap in the face Haylee has ever suffered as well as the moment where everyone on Animosity were laughing their heads off…
A little cruel perhaps? Perhaps so but that entire, abysmal, performance shows me one big time…you can talk the talk but you can’t even crawl, let alone walk the walk. And you’re suppose to be a StarrDome graduate? Were any of them smoking pot while watching your progress or something? But seeing how much of a generous guy I am, I’m more than willing to take you on in this Scramble match even though you’re probably going to get pinned every five seconds. I while admit that holding this belt doesn’t feel as satisfying as when I held the Television Title but here is a question I have for you Rose…and don’t worry, it ain’t whose cat did you run over for that hairstyle. But instead it is this: do you know what you’re getting into Rose?
No, seriously, think about it; this isn’t some half-arsed training session at some dome but an actual Title match…a Title match for what is suppose to be the second biggest Title on Adrenaline. This match can define you, create you…perfect you if you somehow manage to win. But, with all pure honesty dear Rose, you won’t win at all. Now it ain’t because StarrDome is the most OVERRATED training facility ever, neither is it because you’re a nobody with absolutely no importance before this Scramble match was officialised. the reason is actually a lot simpler than that…you’re a choke artist Rose. You choked up horribly against Shannon Treamon, out of all people, at Battlefield in probably the most lacklustre performance in World Elite Wrestling history…and you’re going to choke up yet again in this Scramble match. So here is a final question for you Rose Marino, a question that you can think about all the way to this Friday…after I beat you, will you run away like that other choke artist, Blaire Andrews, did?”
Normally Adrian would be all cheesy jokes and even a few funny lines yet it seems that today he isn’t interested in taking any prisoners. Some of the parents continue to nastily glare towards the Titan Champion since he isn’t being quiet at all with his words while a lot of children there were visibly excited to see the bearded superstar. Yet neither of these things distracted Jobs as, while he said his words, his left hand moved down and gently rubbed the face of the Titan Championship. The last main event of Adrenaline he featured in resulted in him losing the Television Title so obviously Adrian wouldn’t want to suffer a similar experience this Friday as, after finishing his words, the male lifted the belt up and gently placed it on his left shoulder, with the golden part of it looking directly at the recording device.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Talking about choke artists, isn’t one of the other competitors in this match one of the BIGGEST choke artists in wrestling HISTORY? Of course you know I mean Kevin Kilbourne, right? Seriously, three or so World Title shots and all of them ended with failure. Twice we’ve faced each other in the past and both times you left as the loser while I end up as being Champion…seriously, the fact that you’re in this match is giving me more than enough confidence to make the entire world AWESOME let alone win this match. But don’t worry Kev, you’re welcome…why did I say that? Because I know that you’re thanking me for this Title shot, especially considering how unlikely it is for you to get your into ANOTHER Title picture. Hell, if it wasn’t for me then you would probably be stuck on Anarchy week in and week out since, like it or not Kilbourne, I made you relevant. From the time I helped you give Nathan Parker a beer bath to when you whined like a five year old when I made you tap out at Shattered Dreams…without me, all you would ever be is Mister Nobody.
I know you don’t like it Kevin but, seriously speaking, when was the last time you won a relevant match up? I will admit that your performance at Battlefield was quite good when you eliminated not only Shannon Treamon but also that weirdo Lyse Risky…but a few weeks beforehand you were claiming that you were purposely got screwed over at Shattered Dreams. That is quite pathetic Kevin and, if anything, I honestly thought you were above that…then again people thought that you were above teaming with Jetstream yet you ended up teaming with him to become the most useless tag team in history. So perhaps you’re above nothing…well except for that Cristina Hawkins chick, if you know what I mean. But back to Shattered Dreams, you claimed that you had me beat…what a bad joke if I say so myself…you had me beat then you would have beaten me, yet instead here I sit with the very Championship, that you’ve claim should have been yours, over MY shoulder with MY name on it.
Perhaps the fact that I’ve gotten your number twice, as well as the fact that you’ve won a Championship at every other company you’ve wrestled within, will drive you to push yourself to finally kick my ass…since after all, I don’t anybody has beaten your three straight times in a row before…but who am I kidding Kevin? You can bring your A-Game, your B-Game and the rest of the alphabet yet it won’t be enough to stop me from beating you AGAIN. Oh don’t feel too upset about it Kev; win or lose you’re bound to have a rather exciting night either way. There is also no shame in losing to me for a third time Kilbourne; twenty-thirteen is the Year of Jobs after all and, if anything, by failing to take my Title away from me in this Championship Scramble…you’ll be helping me prove to the world why I am The Main Event.”
From being utterly negative towards Marino to being extremely confident towards Kilbourne, it seems that Jobs’ demeanour, towards this match, is as mixed as a tube of fruit pastilles. The parents continued to scowl and the children continued to be cheerfully delighted yet was easily not letting himself get distracted as he shoot his promo…well until a one-piece swimsuit wearing woman strolled pass and bent over, obviously checking her bag for some. The bearded man kept fighting himself to not stare at her rear yet near the end of his words his eyes drifted over to a point that, by the time he finished his words, he was staring at her bottom and firm thighs.
Rather unfortunately for Jobs the woman quickly found out about this and spun around, with a pissed off look upon her blushing face, before socking him right on the nose. The impact of the hit caused the male to fly into the pool, the massive splash caused by this caught an entire group of little children, with the Titan Champion fleeing in after him. The splash the belt made wasn’t much but when Adrian surfaced from the water, which wasn’t hard since he was at the swallow end, his left hand immediately moved up to cover his nose. His right hand grabbed the Titan Title and quickly placed it on the pool side before simply leaning against the side. While facing himself towards the camera, which has changed it’s position during this incident, Adrian began to speak up while keeping his left hand over his nose.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Ow…I think it’s broken…that damn chick sure can hit hard…at least the belt get a wash…that reminds me…is that why you took your mysterious disappearance Collin? I’m actually serious Collin Cole, you debuted last year like me and got runner up in Rookie in the Year, which I did win by the way, yet you vanished for absolutely no reason. Well…why did you go Cole? To wash your past away and come back better? Well you no longer smell like a wet dog backstage so the former could be possible…but have you really become better? Sure you defeated Cash Johnson but anybody and their grandmothers can beat him with a flick of the switch. Yes you did become part of Team Adrenaline and did last a decent bit before getting eliminated, but I just don’t know what think about you…at times you were somewhat impressive and at other times it was like you were never in the building.
But take no serious Collin, I’m actually looking forward to finally getting the chance to being your opponent since we did have a weird yet successful partnership…now what was it again? Oh yeah, now I remember…I was the television Champion and I was partnered with you against then World Champion Ryan Jackson and then Titan Champion Dolph Ziggler…you dropkicked Ziggler into Jackson and tagged me in before, within seconds of entering the fray, I nailed Ziggles with the Chicago Bank Job and scored the victory. It was weird because we weren’t fully a team yet successful since we beaten two big Champions. So perhaps, in the future, we could become one hell of a tag team…but for this Friday you’re going to be nothing more than another name in the list of people I’ve beaten. Why am I confident in my abilities to beat you Collin? One reason…Serenity…who is she? She’s the chick who pinned you, at Crossroads, to become Television Champion forty-seven or so days before I won it off her at Beach Brawl. So in the system of if I’m better than the people who’s better than you…then I am simply better than you Collin Cole.
Not a fully nice thing I admit but that isn’t the only reason why I was Rookie of the Year ahead of you, neither was the TV Title being the main reason…the reason is simply this. You spent a decent amount of last year out of it, as if you’ve smoked too much weed before every match, and even took a bunch of weeks off…while I, Adrian Jobs, has taken ZERO days off and has consistently won time and time and time again. So not only am I better than you for beating the housewife who’ve beaten you, but also because I’m the most consistently AWESOME person in the entire WEW. Hell not only is my beard I have is more consistent than Chance Rugani’s win-loss record but it is also more popular than you’ll ever be Cole. So I wish you luck in our Championship Scramble and I hope you have a good experience since you will not win this Scramble…but don’t worry mate, the other two I’ve mentioned aren’t going to do much better since there is only ONE person that I know is going to be a major threat to my Championship reign…”
Never once did Adrian move his hand away from his face as he spoke out his words about Collin Cole. Most of the parents that originally scowled towards him are now sniggering while a few children few a bit worried about their local hero. Was only halfway through the male’s words that one of the lifeguards came to the male with a massive amount of tissue. The moment Adrian moved his hand was the moment that the camera caught how black the bridge of the outspoken Champion’s nose is while a big amount of blood is at the bottom of his nose. Now the parents began to look concern, even making their worried children go into the changing rooms. Rather quickly the area became empty while some medical people came to treat Adrian…yet AWESOME! One refused to have his camera be turned off as he tries to continue his promo, even with the people trying to help his nose.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And that one person is a beautiful young woman, in and out of the ring. That one person is the very woman I lost the Television Title to a couple of months ago…Trish Newborn. I’ll be blatantly honest here as I say this…the only reason I wanted to defend my Titan Title against Team Adrenaline is just to have my rematch against Trish Newborn. I know that there is a chance that she’ll become a Double Champion by the end of Adrenaline but not only are there three people in the way but also a six foot one, two hundred and eleven pound, problem who possess the GOD OF ALL BEARDS…none other than me, Adrian Jobs. Have you kicked my ass before? Yes. Have you featured in more main events than I have throughout the year so far? Yes. But have you ever beaten Ryan Jackson before? NO! Have you beaten Shady Layne before? NO! Is your reign relevant now that you failed to win the World Heavyweight Championship? NO! So does that one win make you better than me? NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!!
You outdid me on any one occasion but you’ve never once beaten Ryan Jackson while I have two over him, both of them are in tag team matches but it doesn’t change the fact that I’ve beaten him before. Only once have you outdone me, we were both in tears at the end of it and we’re bound to have some respect for the other but you were the catalyst for my change. When you beat I struggled to sleep at night, I struggled to eat at times…hell I was practically the walking dead after you defeated me. Luckily I managed to get a wonderfully talented, and gorgeous, therapist called Lilith Shadow to help me through my issues…so while I am partly grateful for that aspect, I want to prove to myself that I have improve by defeating you Patricia. I know this match gives me only a twenty or so percent chance of success but I AM going to beat you Trish. You did deserve that ONE win over me but I know that I’m better than you.”
Every two lines was interrupted by an ‘ow’ yet give the devil his due, Jobs is one determined fool. Yet after finishing off all his ‘no’ shouts Adrian almost squealed like a little piglet when one of them pressed some ice against his black nose. The first aid crew got more and more annoyed by Adrian’s stubbornness yet couldn’t do much about it as he continued on with his words. Once he finished his words one of the crew members held his shoulders mega tightly and another pressed a large, cottony, ball thing against his nose quite hard before a third one got some white tape and wrapped it around his head a good half dozen times.
Once they were done the big one, who was holding the Champion still hoisted him up out of the pool by his shoulders and placed him down on a bench nearby before walking off. A fourth member then picked up his Titan Tile and placed it on his lap before walking off with the crew. Unknown to him, with the cotton thing on, his nose looked partly black with a white hair glued to the end with tape across both his cheeks…yet instead of trying to use the pool as a mirror, he simply gave out a cocky grin before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“My evidence? What about the chick you’ve failed to beat NUMEROUS times…you know…Rhiannon? How times have you faced her again? I’ve honestly forgot but on my VERY FIRST attempt I pinned that Rhiannon one, two, three. The fact you’ve successfully defended your Television Title against Dexter Black before eliminating both him and Layla to be the sole survivor of that big Adrenaline versus Animosity tag team match is extremely impressive…but why should we fuss about the past when what matters is the future? Like how, at the main event of the upcoming Adrenaline, I’m going to make you tap out with the AWESOME! Lock. You could become a decent Television Champion but that won’t ever change the fact that the Titan Championship is more important and I would rather die than lose to you twice in a row.”
As he spoke some of the parents eventually came back, thus bringing back the majority of the children back with them, yet none of them chose to not bother the obviously injured male as his confidence refused to leave. This last line did sound a little dark, especially considering that this is Adrian’s promo, but instead of looking deathly seriously, he simply gave out a confident grin…even though vaguely serious at the same time, before continuing onwards with this promo.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A little grim perhaps? Maybe so but I need this win for more than one reason…the first is to simply even our score to one apiece. The second is show idiots like Haylee and Shady that I AM ‘The Main Event’ and the third of all these reasons is that if I can’t beat you…then how the hell am I suppose to be a World Champion? I won’t lie I want the World Title but one thing I want more than that is one victory over you, just one victory since you can claim something that NOBODY could ever rightfully say…you’re undefeated against me. Everyone else I’ve fought in the past I have beaten at least once. And personally…that is eating me up on the inside, so the whole Scramble is nothing more than my rather creative way to get another shot at you.
Yet this isn’t just a two player game, no; there two other talented people, and Rose Marino, involved in our game. So who will win? Who will lose? Who are the four alone in the dark? And who is the one to shine? None of you four know but I did know…I wouldn’t have even made this challenge if I doubted myself. So both this deadly game and this Adrenaline shall have an AWESOME ending with the announcer saying, and I quote, your winner of the match and still WEW Titan Champion……”
The last third of his words were definitely slower than the two thirds beforehand yet that didn’t faze the Rated: AWESOME! Superstar as, after saying his last ten words, grabbed hold of the Titan Championship with both hands and raised the gold above his head, completely unaware that it was upside down.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Adrian Jobs.”
No fear, no doubt, no worry…none of these things were in his voice but what was is a coolly relaxed yet confident tone as he said the last two words of his promo. Rather kindly the lifeguard, the very same one that gave Adrian some tissues in the first place, picked up the camera and switched it off before offering assistance with getting the cocky Champion into the changing. Guess what his reply was? No? absolutely correct, there is no way Jobs’ pride would ever let him accept such assistance when conscious. So the bearded once forced himself upon his feet, with the Titan Championship over his right shoulder, and began his groggy walk towards the men’s changing room…earning himself a round of applause from the parents, who have finally realised why their children idolise him, as Adrian barely got himself into the men’s changing room to get dried off and changed.
Epilogue
FUCK! MY GOD DAMN NOSE IS SO PAINFUL…OOOOWWWW!!! WHO KNEW A BROKEN NOSE COULD BE SO FUCKING PAINFUL!!! But I can blame the bitch for hitting me though…damn my addiction to hot women!!! Damn, this nose is so going to be a weakness in the Championship Scramble…wait a second…that won’t be a weakness, it’ll instead be a reason why I’m so damn amazing after I successfully DEFEND my Titan Championship against Team Adrenaline. Yes Trish Newborn is brilliant, Collin Cole has potential, Kevin Kilbourne is a smart veteran and Rose Marino is…well…Rose Marino, but there is one thing that separates me from not just them but from the rest of Adrenaline. This is not only the reason why I’ll win this Championship Scramble in two days, but also why I’ll be able to beat Shady Layne, if given the chance…the reason is because I am simply awesome. Now I need to get some more ice, damn it I planned to go out with Lilith as well…but at least she’s alright with the idea of being around my house……shit! I NEED TO HIDE THE PLAYBOY MAGAZINES!!!
Okay, these pass two or so weeks has probably been the most inconsistent few weeks I’ve ever experienced. First I made the WEW Title contender, Adam Banz, tap faster than a tap dancer on crack on the Super Animosity but then I suffered the Shocker of Battlefield when I lost to Jason Church…the same Jason Church that I not only beat at Free Falll to Fury last December but also the same guy who nailed my best friend with a car. Was I upset about it? Yes I was but at the same time I felt relieved to voice out my mind in the aftermath interviews. I admit that Jason deserves to win but I’m ecstatic that Team Adrenaline won at Battlefield since I’ll be defending my Titan Championship against all four of them at the main event of the first Adrenaline, post-Battlefield, in World Elite Wrestling’s very first Championship Scramble. Now we’ve had that one star pay-per-view main event over, it is time for the REAL main event to begin this Friday as I not only take on Kilbourne, Cole, Marino and Newborn but also successfully defend MY Championship against them…WOO!
IT’S BROKEN
The scene opens up with the location being at some gym, more specifically upwards where a giant indoor swimming pool is with a bunch of people swimming. Some were training for professional swimming tournaments, some were learning how to swim and others were just having a paddle around yet sitting at the edge of that very pool is the bearded superstar that the entire WEW universe knows as Adrian Jobs. Some of the muscular chaps are in skin-tight underwear, most likely to simple any single lady, but the outspoken Titan Champion is wearing a simple pair of swimming shorts. The last time he was seen on television was at the Battlefield pay-per-view when he was pinned by one Jason Church yet now he’ll get to main event the first Adrenaline after Battlefield…when he’ll defend his Titan Championship against all the members of Team Adrenaline in WEW’s first ever Championship Scramble.
The bearded male not only wanted the match but he practically chosen this kind of match to defend his Titan Championship for the first time, since winning it at Cyberslam. Haylee didn’t want Jobs to defend his Title, stating that it would be carer suicide for him to try such a match, but the arrogant yet popular superstar demanded again and eventually got given this match up. So now it is Adrian’s time to prove the current Adrenaline General Manager’s words wrong by successfully defending his Championship in this match…the only problem: Team Adrenaline. Team Adrenaline consist of the upstarts Collin Cole and Rose Marino, the veteran Kevin Kilbourne and the very woman who defeated Jobs for the Television Title…Trish Newborn. Yet instead of worried Adrian looks completely comfortable as the camera came close to him to see the Titan Championship resting on his lap.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“FINALLY…finally I get to do what a real Champion does and defend my Championship…oh what a way to defend it though. A Championship Scramble begins with two people in the ring then a new person enters the fray at a rate of every five minutes…there are no eliminations and whoever scores a pinfall or submission, inside the ring, become the technical Champion. Once the last person enters the ring there’ll be only five minutes left to score a fall for the last person to be the technical will get to leave the night as the official Titan Champion…so there can be one fall, or a million; the only fall that matters is the very last one.
This type of match is very interesting since not only do I have an eighty percent chance of losing but the last person who enters the match doesn’t get a proper advantage. Why is that? Because, while the last person who enters has a lot more energy than the first sod who enters, they have to score a fall on one of them four while preventing the other three from breaking it up. Due to the rather chaotic prospects of this match, I guess it would be natural for it to have no disqualifications or count-outs…but that doesn’t stop this match from being amazing. Hell this could end up being a possible match of the year contender since we have the Rated: AWESOME! Champion against three talented Adrenaline members and…well…Rose Marino but I’m sure that me and the other three will be able to make the main event a brilliant one.”
I guess it could have been expected for Adrian to describe the stipulations of a Championship Scramble, since that was the kind of match he wanted so badly, and even though he only shouted out twice…both of them caused a lot of people in the gym to glare towards him with an ‘oh god, not him again’ expression across their faces. The tone used when saying ‘Rose Marino’ clearly shows how unimpressed the Chicago native is with the female and it isn’t the first time he held negative thoughts towards Rose, since he practically voiced his unimpressed opinions about her in the Battlefield aftermath interview. After finishing his words the male sighed lightly before running his right hand through his hair. His feet began to gently paddle the water as he began to speak up again.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh why do I sound so negative about Rose Marino? The answer couldn’t be any simpler my friend…I don’t rate Rose Marino highly at all, hell I rate the new Women’s Champion Caroline a lot higher than I’ll ever rate Rose. I know it sounds so mean but frankly that is my opinion since what has she exactly done to make a name for herself? No, let me rephrase that…what has Rose Marino ever done? Well except for suck of course…I know that it sounds so mean but her performance at Battlefield was so pitiful that I originally thought that that my eyes were just playing tricks with me. Seriously…I left my locker room, just before the match started, to have a piss and when I came back you were already eliminated Rose. Hell I almost considered taking back my statement altogether by how useless you were for the entire roster, especially after being handpicked by our boss Haylee. The moment you got eliminated was probably the biggest slap in the face Haylee has ever suffered as well as the moment where everyone on Animosity were laughing their heads off…
A little cruel perhaps? Perhaps so but that entire, abysmal, performance shows me one big time…you can talk the talk but you can’t even crawl, let alone walk the walk. And you’re suppose to be a StarrDome graduate? Were any of them smoking pot while watching your progress or something? But seeing how much of a generous guy I am, I’m more than willing to take you on in this Scramble match even though you’re probably going to get pinned every five seconds. I while admit that holding this belt doesn’t feel as satisfying as when I held the Television Title but here is a question I have for you Rose…and don’t worry, it ain’t whose cat did you run over for that hairstyle. But instead it is this: do you know what you’re getting into Rose?
No, seriously, think about it; this isn’t some half-arsed training session at some dome but an actual Title match…a Title match for what is suppose to be the second biggest Title on Adrenaline. This match can define you, create you…perfect you if you somehow manage to win. But, with all pure honesty dear Rose, you won’t win at all. Now it ain’t because StarrDome is the most OVERRATED training facility ever, neither is it because you’re a nobody with absolutely no importance before this Scramble match was officialised. the reason is actually a lot simpler than that…you’re a choke artist Rose. You choked up horribly against Shannon Treamon, out of all people, at Battlefield in probably the most lacklustre performance in World Elite Wrestling history…and you’re going to choke up yet again in this Scramble match. So here is a final question for you Rose Marino, a question that you can think about all the way to this Friday…after I beat you, will you run away like that other choke artist, Blaire Andrews, did?”
Normally Adrian would be all cheesy jokes and even a few funny lines yet it seems that today he isn’t interested in taking any prisoners. Some of the parents continue to nastily glare towards the Titan Champion since he isn’t being quiet at all with his words while a lot of children there were visibly excited to see the bearded superstar. Yet neither of these things distracted Jobs as, while he said his words, his left hand moved down and gently rubbed the face of the Titan Championship. The last main event of Adrenaline he featured in resulted in him losing the Television Title so obviously Adrian wouldn’t want to suffer a similar experience this Friday as, after finishing his words, the male lifted the belt up and gently placed it on his left shoulder, with the golden part of it looking directly at the recording device.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Talking about choke artists, isn’t one of the other competitors in this match one of the BIGGEST choke artists in wrestling HISTORY? Of course you know I mean Kevin Kilbourne, right? Seriously, three or so World Title shots and all of them ended with failure. Twice we’ve faced each other in the past and both times you left as the loser while I end up as being Champion…seriously, the fact that you’re in this match is giving me more than enough confidence to make the entire world AWESOME let alone win this match. But don’t worry Kev, you’re welcome…why did I say that? Because I know that you’re thanking me for this Title shot, especially considering how unlikely it is for you to get your into ANOTHER Title picture. Hell, if it wasn’t for me then you would probably be stuck on Anarchy week in and week out since, like it or not Kilbourne, I made you relevant. From the time I helped you give Nathan Parker a beer bath to when you whined like a five year old when I made you tap out at Shattered Dreams…without me, all you would ever be is Mister Nobody.
I know you don’t like it Kevin but, seriously speaking, when was the last time you won a relevant match up? I will admit that your performance at Battlefield was quite good when you eliminated not only Shannon Treamon but also that weirdo Lyse Risky…but a few weeks beforehand you were claiming that you were purposely got screwed over at Shattered Dreams. That is quite pathetic Kevin and, if anything, I honestly thought you were above that…then again people thought that you were above teaming with Jetstream yet you ended up teaming with him to become the most useless tag team in history. So perhaps you’re above nothing…well except for that Cristina Hawkins chick, if you know what I mean. But back to Shattered Dreams, you claimed that you had me beat…what a bad joke if I say so myself…you had me beat then you would have beaten me, yet instead here I sit with the very Championship, that you’ve claim should have been yours, over MY shoulder with MY name on it.
Perhaps the fact that I’ve gotten your number twice, as well as the fact that you’ve won a Championship at every other company you’ve wrestled within, will drive you to push yourself to finally kick my ass…since after all, I don’t anybody has beaten your three straight times in a row before…but who am I kidding Kevin? You can bring your A-Game, your B-Game and the rest of the alphabet yet it won’t be enough to stop me from beating you AGAIN. Oh don’t feel too upset about it Kev; win or lose you’re bound to have a rather exciting night either way. There is also no shame in losing to me for a third time Kilbourne; twenty-thirteen is the Year of Jobs after all and, if anything, by failing to take my Title away from me in this Championship Scramble…you’ll be helping me prove to the world why I am The Main Event.”
From being utterly negative towards Marino to being extremely confident towards Kilbourne, it seems that Jobs’ demeanour, towards this match, is as mixed as a tube of fruit pastilles. The parents continued to scowl and the children continued to be cheerfully delighted yet was easily not letting himself get distracted as he shoot his promo…well until a one-piece swimsuit wearing woman strolled pass and bent over, obviously checking her bag for some. The bearded man kept fighting himself to not stare at her rear yet near the end of his words his eyes drifted over to a point that, by the time he finished his words, he was staring at her bottom and firm thighs.
Rather unfortunately for Jobs the woman quickly found out about this and spun around, with a pissed off look upon her blushing face, before socking him right on the nose. The impact of the hit caused the male to fly into the pool, the massive splash caused by this caught an entire group of little children, with the Titan Champion fleeing in after him. The splash the belt made wasn’t much but when Adrian surfaced from the water, which wasn’t hard since he was at the swallow end, his left hand immediately moved up to cover his nose. His right hand grabbed the Titan Title and quickly placed it on the pool side before simply leaning against the side. While facing himself towards the camera, which has changed it’s position during this incident, Adrian began to speak up while keeping his left hand over his nose.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Ow…I think it’s broken…that damn chick sure can hit hard…at least the belt get a wash…that reminds me…is that why you took your mysterious disappearance Collin? I’m actually serious Collin Cole, you debuted last year like me and got runner up in Rookie in the Year, which I did win by the way, yet you vanished for absolutely no reason. Well…why did you go Cole? To wash your past away and come back better? Well you no longer smell like a wet dog backstage so the former could be possible…but have you really become better? Sure you defeated Cash Johnson but anybody and their grandmothers can beat him with a flick of the switch. Yes you did become part of Team Adrenaline and did last a decent bit before getting eliminated, but I just don’t know what think about you…at times you were somewhat impressive and at other times it was like you were never in the building.
But take no serious Collin, I’m actually looking forward to finally getting the chance to being your opponent since we did have a weird yet successful partnership…now what was it again? Oh yeah, now I remember…I was the television Champion and I was partnered with you against then World Champion Ryan Jackson and then Titan Champion Dolph Ziggler…you dropkicked Ziggler into Jackson and tagged me in before, within seconds of entering the fray, I nailed Ziggles with the Chicago Bank Job and scored the victory. It was weird because we weren’t fully a team yet successful since we beaten two big Champions. So perhaps, in the future, we could become one hell of a tag team…but for this Friday you’re going to be nothing more than another name in the list of people I’ve beaten. Why am I confident in my abilities to beat you Collin? One reason…Serenity…who is she? She’s the chick who pinned you, at Crossroads, to become Television Champion forty-seven or so days before I won it off her at Beach Brawl. So in the system of if I’m better than the people who’s better than you…then I am simply better than you Collin Cole.
Not a fully nice thing I admit but that isn’t the only reason why I was Rookie of the Year ahead of you, neither was the TV Title being the main reason…the reason is simply this. You spent a decent amount of last year out of it, as if you’ve smoked too much weed before every match, and even took a bunch of weeks off…while I, Adrian Jobs, has taken ZERO days off and has consistently won time and time and time again. So not only am I better than you for beating the housewife who’ve beaten you, but also because I’m the most consistently AWESOME person in the entire WEW. Hell not only is my beard I have is more consistent than Chance Rugani’s win-loss record but it is also more popular than you’ll ever be Cole. So I wish you luck in our Championship Scramble and I hope you have a good experience since you will not win this Scramble…but don’t worry mate, the other two I’ve mentioned aren’t going to do much better since there is only ONE person that I know is going to be a major threat to my Championship reign…”
Never once did Adrian move his hand away from his face as he spoke out his words about Collin Cole. Most of the parents that originally scowled towards him are now sniggering while a few children few a bit worried about their local hero. Was only halfway through the male’s words that one of the lifeguards came to the male with a massive amount of tissue. The moment Adrian moved his hand was the moment that the camera caught how black the bridge of the outspoken Champion’s nose is while a big amount of blood is at the bottom of his nose. Now the parents began to look concern, even making their worried children go into the changing rooms. Rather quickly the area became empty while some medical people came to treat Adrian…yet AWESOME! One refused to have his camera be turned off as he tries to continue his promo, even with the people trying to help his nose.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And that one person is a beautiful young woman, in and out of the ring. That one person is the very woman I lost the Television Title to a couple of months ago…Trish Newborn. I’ll be blatantly honest here as I say this…the only reason I wanted to defend my Titan Title against Team Adrenaline is just to have my rematch against Trish Newborn. I know that there is a chance that she’ll become a Double Champion by the end of Adrenaline but not only are there three people in the way but also a six foot one, two hundred and eleven pound, problem who possess the GOD OF ALL BEARDS…none other than me, Adrian Jobs. Have you kicked my ass before? Yes. Have you featured in more main events than I have throughout the year so far? Yes. But have you ever beaten Ryan Jackson before? NO! Have you beaten Shady Layne before? NO! Is your reign relevant now that you failed to win the World Heavyweight Championship? NO! So does that one win make you better than me? NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!!
You outdid me on any one occasion but you’ve never once beaten Ryan Jackson while I have two over him, both of them are in tag team matches but it doesn’t change the fact that I’ve beaten him before. Only once have you outdone me, we were both in tears at the end of it and we’re bound to have some respect for the other but you were the catalyst for my change. When you beat I struggled to sleep at night, I struggled to eat at times…hell I was practically the walking dead after you defeated me. Luckily I managed to get a wonderfully talented, and gorgeous, therapist called Lilith Shadow to help me through my issues…so while I am partly grateful for that aspect, I want to prove to myself that I have improve by defeating you Patricia. I know this match gives me only a twenty or so percent chance of success but I AM going to beat you Trish. You did deserve that ONE win over me but I know that I’m better than you.”
Every two lines was interrupted by an ‘ow’ yet give the devil his due, Jobs is one determined fool. Yet after finishing off all his ‘no’ shouts Adrian almost squealed like a little piglet when one of them pressed some ice against his black nose. The first aid crew got more and more annoyed by Adrian’s stubbornness yet couldn’t do much about it as he continued on with his words. Once he finished his words one of the crew members held his shoulders mega tightly and another pressed a large, cottony, ball thing against his nose quite hard before a third one got some white tape and wrapped it around his head a good half dozen times.
Once they were done the big one, who was holding the Champion still hoisted him up out of the pool by his shoulders and placed him down on a bench nearby before walking off. A fourth member then picked up his Titan Tile and placed it on his lap before walking off with the crew. Unknown to him, with the cotton thing on, his nose looked partly black with a white hair glued to the end with tape across both his cheeks…yet instead of trying to use the pool as a mirror, he simply gave out a cocky grin before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“My evidence? What about the chick you’ve failed to beat NUMEROUS times…you know…Rhiannon? How times have you faced her again? I’ve honestly forgot but on my VERY FIRST attempt I pinned that Rhiannon one, two, three. The fact you’ve successfully defended your Television Title against Dexter Black before eliminating both him and Layla to be the sole survivor of that big Adrenaline versus Animosity tag team match is extremely impressive…but why should we fuss about the past when what matters is the future? Like how, at the main event of the upcoming Adrenaline, I’m going to make you tap out with the AWESOME! Lock. You could become a decent Television Champion but that won’t ever change the fact that the Titan Championship is more important and I would rather die than lose to you twice in a row.”
As he spoke some of the parents eventually came back, thus bringing back the majority of the children back with them, yet none of them chose to not bother the obviously injured male as his confidence refused to leave. This last line did sound a little dark, especially considering that this is Adrian’s promo, but instead of looking deathly seriously, he simply gave out a confident grin…even though vaguely serious at the same time, before continuing onwards with this promo.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A little grim perhaps? Maybe so but I need this win for more than one reason…the first is to simply even our score to one apiece. The second is show idiots like Haylee and Shady that I AM ‘The Main Event’ and the third of all these reasons is that if I can’t beat you…then how the hell am I suppose to be a World Champion? I won’t lie I want the World Title but one thing I want more than that is one victory over you, just one victory since you can claim something that NOBODY could ever rightfully say…you’re undefeated against me. Everyone else I’ve fought in the past I have beaten at least once. And personally…that is eating me up on the inside, so the whole Scramble is nothing more than my rather creative way to get another shot at you.
Yet this isn’t just a two player game, no; there two other talented people, and Rose Marino, involved in our game. So who will win? Who will lose? Who are the four alone in the dark? And who is the one to shine? None of you four know but I did know…I wouldn’t have even made this challenge if I doubted myself. So both this deadly game and this Adrenaline shall have an AWESOME ending with the announcer saying, and I quote, your winner of the match and still WEW Titan Champion……”
The last third of his words were definitely slower than the two thirds beforehand yet that didn’t faze the Rated: AWESOME! Superstar as, after saying his last ten words, grabbed hold of the Titan Championship with both hands and raised the gold above his head, completely unaware that it was upside down.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Adrian Jobs.”
No fear, no doubt, no worry…none of these things were in his voice but what was is a coolly relaxed yet confident tone as he said the last two words of his promo. Rather kindly the lifeguard, the very same one that gave Adrian some tissues in the first place, picked up the camera and switched it off before offering assistance with getting the cocky Champion into the changing. Guess what his reply was? No? absolutely correct, there is no way Jobs’ pride would ever let him accept such assistance when conscious. So the bearded once forced himself upon his feet, with the Titan Championship over his right shoulder, and began his groggy walk towards the men’s changing room…earning himself a round of applause from the parents, who have finally realised why their children idolise him, as Adrian barely got himself into the men’s changing room to get dried off and changed.
Epilogue
FUCK! MY GOD DAMN NOSE IS SO PAINFUL…OOOOWWWW!!! WHO KNEW A BROKEN NOSE COULD BE SO FUCKING PAINFUL!!! But I can blame the bitch for hitting me though…damn my addiction to hot women!!! Damn, this nose is so going to be a weakness in the Championship Scramble…wait a second…that won’t be a weakness, it’ll instead be a reason why I’m so damn amazing after I successfully DEFEND my Titan Championship against Team Adrenaline. Yes Trish Newborn is brilliant, Collin Cole has potential, Kevin Kilbourne is a smart veteran and Rose Marino is…well…Rose Marino, but there is one thing that separates me from not just them but from the rest of Adrenaline. This is not only the reason why I’ll win this Championship Scramble in two days, but also why I’ll be able to beat Shady Layne, if given the chance…the reason is because I am simply awesome. Now I need to get some more ice, damn it I planned to go out with Lilith as well…but at least she’s alright with the idea of being around my house……shit! I NEED TO HIDE THE PLAYBOY MAGAZINES!!!