Post by MasterEvil on May 14, 2013 10:07:19 GMT
PAYBACK
Standing in the waiting room, inside a hospital somewhere in Chicago, is the new Titan Champion Adrian Jobs. Almost unarguably the man of Shattered Dream has to be Adrian since he started the night off getting his ass handed to him by Kevin Kilbourne before capitalising on opportunity and make him tap out to the AWESOME! Lock. Then later on in the same night the already battered male was getting obliterated by the impressive Titan Champion Eric McKay before capitalising on opportunity again, this time provided by his homosexual manager Nathan Kyle, to make Eric tap out to the same submission move, thus leaving the arena as the new Titan Champion.
However everything isn’t all delightful and brilliant…due to Gallahan’s newfound success Nathan believed that Lilith Shadow’s service as Jobs’ psychotherapist wouldn’t be needed anymore, so he respectfully terminated their deal and let Lilith move on with whatever life she had beforehand. Nathan’s prediction was correct with Adrian improving to the point where it was almost like he never lost the Television Title in the first place…at least that is was the Aussie thought. Indeed Adrian’s confidence and attitude in the gym have improved dramatically, as well as his sleeping pattern has become a lot more stable, but it is in his sleep that things seem to have not improved. He refuses to sleep with the belt since what he is clutching the air for is no longer that piece of gold but instead trying to grab hold of a woman to sleep with, his arms teasingly remembering Miss Shadow’s frame from the time he gently sat her on his lap last time he spoke to her about a match he had on Adrenaline.
The majority of his dreams consist of her giggles, her smiles and her being so close to him while all his nightmares were just replays of the sight of Lilith leaving in her taxi. It doesn’t fully make sense to the Chicago native at first, but when he woke up today it finally struck him like a lightening bolt…the self-proclaimed ‘AWESOME! One,’ the same one who spent his entire college life being slapped by all the cheerleaders he had taken out on a date, has fallen for this woman that he has never met before losing his previously beloved Television Championship. At this current moment the bearded male is wearing a pair of pink shorts with a white t-shirt, it is pretty obvious that Adrian isn’t one known for his fashion sense, since he didn’t see the point of bring his belt with him. After a few minutes a male doctor came burst out of the room, his face so red that Jobs first thought he was wearing a Kane themed mask, and stormed off before two nurses made their exit. These two were a lot calmer than the doctor as they informed the male that he can visit their patient now.
So Adrian didn’t waste any time in entering the room to see that lying on a hospital bed, with his entire right leg completely bandaged up, is his best friend Nathan Kyle. Last week’s Adrenaline Nathan was the victim of Jason Church’s hit and run attack but while the Titan Champion did get some revenge on last night’s Animosity, it didn’t change the fact that the Aussie’s leg is in terrible shape. Yet it didn’t do anything to remove the smirk that was on Nathan’s face.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“All I did was offer him a special reward for helping me.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Same old, same old, it’s great to see that not even a car can stop your awesomeness.”
The male said with a chuckle before his right hand reached into one of his pockets and pulled out a pair of black sunglasses. Each dark lens had a sparkly cross on them as Adrian reached them out to his flamboyant agent. The Australian didn’t take much time in accepting these shades and put them none before a grin appeared on his face.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Thanks mate, I appreciate you getting my shades since I full naked, in a rather uncomfortable way, without this thing one. But this is the seventh time in four days that you’ve paid me a visit.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Sorry about that bud but, after being with you for over ten years, I can’t stop myself from feeling worried about your condition…”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Don’t worry about me mate; gay men are the strongest type of men around. And it does help that I won’t be so lonely, since there are so many fine doctors to flirt with.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Heh, so should I expect you to be hearing a doctor’s uniform next time I see you?”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Ha, I ain’t that bad…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Then explain the handcuffs, the nightstick and the police hat you came in with three weeks ago.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Okay you got me there but either way…there’s no need to worry about dear sexy me, you should however worry about your match this Friday.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“The match where I have to partner up with the wannabe rock star Carolina in a tag team match against a whining bitch and Miss Jiggle-Tits?”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Heh, nice to see you actually looked up your upcoming match for once…but wouldn’t Rhiannon be annoyed at you constantly referring to her as ‘Jiggle-Tits’? Hell if I was her I would be kicking your ass.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yeah…Miss Jiggle-Tits did try to do that quite a while ago and what happened? I pinned her, fair and square, in front of the entire world. So I can call ‘Jiggle-Tits’ that all I want to, since she is yet to actually do anything about it.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Definitely some fighting talk you got there but what…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“What about Kevin Kilbourne? What about him? Whenever he opens his mouth all I hear is him bitching about ‘I got screwed’ and ‘I should have been the Titan Champion.’ Well this is what I think, perhaps his stupid claims have traces of truth but, at the end of the day, you should just do your best with the cards you got dealt instead of complaining to the dealer. And the last time I checked, I’ve beaten Kevin twice in a row so I’m not overly worried about him anyway. If anything, I’m more focused on a message I plan to send Jason on Adrenaline…”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You still shouldn’t overlook the competition you have this Friday though.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Heh, you just don’t want me to inadvertently lose these endorsement deals that you worked so hard in getting me. But it doesn’t matter though…since I already scheduled a cameraman to meet me outside the building.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Well get going then mate; the sooner you shoot this promo, the sooner you’ll get to look for that Lilith girl you’re fancying.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Heh, I’m still easy for you to read as ever I see…well okay then. See you late bud.”
The Chicago born Champion sighed lightly after saying his first few words but once he said the rest of them Adrian’s right hand clutched Nathan’s right hand in a silent attempt to wishing his friend a good recovery, personally knowing hat this will be the last time he’ll be seeing his agent in a while. Once he lets go of Kyle’s hand the Adrenaline superstar took his leave, quietly sniggering as he went pass the same red-faced doctor who is absolutely refusing to get back to Nathan’s room. Overall it didn’t take long for the shorthaired man to find the exit of this hospital and, almost alarmingly, instantly found an official WEW cameraman waiting for him. Instead of simply leaving the area Adrian chose to simply go around the side of the building and leaned his back against the brick wall, making sure that the camera wouldn’t tell that the location of this promo was a hospital. Jobs didn’t wait long for the cameraman to indicate that he can officially begin his promo now, so the Titan Champion greeted the recording camera with a rather content smile.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Just yesterday I got a tiny measure of revenge against one Jason Church but this upcoming Friday I’ll be teaming up with some chick called Caroline against a duo that most likely want some payback on me, in the form of Kevin Kilbourne and Rhiannon. Why would they want payback against the only Adrenaline wrestler worth seeing? I’ll explain that later in this promo…but I am no idiot, I know that I’m at somewhat of a disadvantage in this matchup. No it isn’t because Kevin is determined to FINALLY record a victory over me, neither is it because the black haired babe with the bouncing knockers has been a Champion for almost three hundred days…its simply because my partner is Caroline. No offence to the girl, she defeat a former Tag Team Champion as well as Catelyn Vaine in a triple threat match to get a shot at the Women’s Championship, but she has done nothing except for that. So it is hard to disagree with me that she is underdog in this match…but don’t worry Caroline, just have my back and I promise you the greatest performance you’ll ever have.”
When the words ‘bouncing knockers’ departed his lips Adrian moved his hands in front of his chest in a cupping fashion, almost as if fondling a pair of invisible breasts. Naturally Jobs sounded absolutely confident, in a ‘I really wish I can hit him’ kind of way, as he spoke out his promise towards his upcoming tag team partner. His smile transformed into a sly grin moments after finishing his promise.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Talking about great performances, wasn’t my showing at Shattered Dreams the most amazing thing to ever happen in a WEW ring? I mean seriously, first I withstood everything Kevin Kilbourne had to offer before making him tap out…then I came back out to the ring, completely battered and bruised, made Eric McKay tap out and walked out as the new Titan Champion. Even though a brilliant performance, it was marred by one thing…one guy CONSTANTLY bitching about how he got screwed or how the Assistant General Manager intentionally costing him the match…guess who this one guy was? None other than Kevin Kilbourne, from main eventing the first half of Legacy to whining and complaining about let another failure…really? …Really? REALLY? How far do the mighty fall these day Kevin. Yes you might have had me beat on a couple of occasions and the officiating was a bit off…but at the end of the day I didn’t let those minorities distract me thus I stand before you as the WEW Titian Champion while you’re probably at home, sitting on some sofa with a beer in one hand and giving yourself the first piece of pleasure in the past eight months with the other. That is the reason why you want some vengeance…because you can’t live with the fact that this ‘comedy character’ has not only beaten you back-to-back but has outsmarted you in front of the millions who watched Shattered Dreams. I originally thought about asking if you ‘wanted some bread with your whine’ but to be brutally honest, that is not only a little tacky…but it also shows how irrelevant you’ve become in a span of twelve months.”
While he spoke with the clear intention of promoting himself, his tone of voice changed to one of disappointment towards the guy who people use to actively talk about whenever the word ‘Adrenaline’ is uttered. After saying his final few words Adrian’s peripheral vision spotted an ice-cream van at the end of the hospital’s car park. So the Chicago native chose to walk towards the van while looking towards his right, seeing that the cameraman is walking at a similar pace so the camera would still capture the male, before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A whole year ago you were fighting among the elites of Adrenaline, getting your ass kicked more times than enough but still you fought against those who were the ‘elite’ of Adrenaline. You won a beat the clock challenge to nail yourself a shot at the World Championship at Legacy, what happened? You lost, like the majority of the roster expected, and as a fan who was actually AT attendance, in the eighth row to be precise, who believed that you could have won……I was honestly let down; here was the guy I purposely brought the damn ticket to see and he failed. No matter how loudly I tried to chant your name, Kev, you lost. Not too long after Legacy, a few days before Crossroads to be precise, I signed a contract to WEW and marked my debut by helping you give one Nathan Parker a beer bath before having a drink with you. The following night I teamed up with you, at the main event of Adrenaline, to defeat the likes of Ryan Jackson. Another main event came, this time on Anarchy, and it was between us for a shot at the Television Title…I won, yet it seem that it was there that we went our different ways. I won the Title and held it for almost two hundred days while you failed yet again to become the World Champ before becoming so irrelevant that our rematch, at Shattered Dreams, was probably your first pay-per-view match in quite a while. I won yet again and became the Titan Champion…hell, I should face you for a shot at Shady’s World Title since every time I beat you, I end up becoming a Champion. I have heard little points here and there about you being a former WWH employee, a somewhat successful one at that, yet using that past allegiance to validate your outrageous claim is…simply put…pitiful. I admired you, part of me still want to cheer you now like I did back at Legacy, but now I feel pity towards you Kevin. It is almost like you solemnly believe that your time is up…I pity you Kevin and maybe you’re better off retiring after I beat you this Friday.”
Quite an interesting confession made by ‘The Main Event’ yet, by the tone of his voice alone, it was obvious that Adrian is being completely truthful with the words he just spoke. By the time he finished his words the bearded superstar has managed to arrive right next to the ice-cream van. So he wasted out time in pulling out some money, offering it to the spotty faced thirty year old bloke and getting a good old fashioned ice-cream one cone with a flake on top, since hardly anybody would say no to a flake. After giving his treat five licks Jobs decided to continue speaking to the camera recording him.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Talking about pity, how is Miss Jiggle-Tits doing? What is that? You people think I’m mad for pitying this wannabe Goddess? People called me an idiot for thinking that I can beat her in a match…but what happened? I pinned her in the middle of the ring in a perfect clean match, which does say a lot about the Women’s division since none of them seem to be able to score a victory over Rhi-Rhi throughout the previous year or so. But before I continue, no I don’t pity her for anything to do with talent since, in an amateur wrestling match, she would probably eat me alive. I pity dear Rhiannon for the very same reason why she wants payback against this super sexy star…but before I say my reason why, what was with your hair Rhiannon? After rocking the raven hair look you dyed yourself blonde, lost to me in a match you practically dominated, disappeared for a few weeks and came back with your black hair. Was the blonde look a midlife crisis or something? Seriously you look a lot more beautiful with black hair…hell with your fine ass, sweet breast, pretty face and cute voice, you would have been my dream girl three months ago. And while I’m asking questions, why did you disappear? Did you have another mental breakdown and went back to the asylum you came from? Heh, the amount of times you go there, I wouldn’t be surprised if they always have a room available for you sweet cheeks.”
Moments after saying his last few words the Chicago native used his right hand, the one that wasn’t holding the ice-cream cone, to face-palm himself. ‘I can’t believe I actually said that’ barely muttered out of Adrian’s lips before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Okay…that comment is quite disrespectful on a personal level…so I’m sorry for saying that Rhiannon. I guess it’ll be best to tell everyone not only the reason why do I pity you but also the reason why you want to kick my ass so damn badly. Last year you came back and everyone was like ‘oh my god, she’s going to be amazing.’ You won the vacant Women’s Championship and everyone was like ‘oh fuck yeah, she won the Women’s Championship, she is so going to be the World Champion before the end of the year.’ Yet now people are like ‘what the fuck happen to the Women’s division.’ People expected you to be great Rhiannon and at first you were yet after so long of being built-up as a future World Champion people got bored and think that you’re simply a cancer to what ever division you happen to be part of. Meanwhile nobody, and I mean NOBODY, gave me a glimmer of a chance against Serenity and I surprised them all with an amazing victory. People then thought I was just a transitional Champion, a guy hired to hold the belt for somebody else to take, yet instead I held the Championship for so long that, for the first time since its creation, the Television Title was ranked higher than the Women’s Championship…so much so that Trish chose it over your belt since she knew that belt you wear is simply an accessory, not anything worthwhile. I took the people who originally thought you were the best and made them realise that I am better than you, I even proved it last month by beating you.
I performed better in your shadow than you did in the spotlight, I took your spotlight and excelled while you gave them the same crap you’ve been giving them for the past five months. I am higher up in the list of potential World Title contenders than you, since the rumours are that you want the gold that your best friend is currently holding, and that was even before I won the Titian Championship. Now when you ask people about Adrenaline, they’ll either talk about Shady Layne or me…and that eats you up on the inside doesn’t it, Rhi-Rhi? You were the one with all the prospects yet in just seven or eight months I’m the only one who matters…and you’re jealous of that, you’re jealous of the fact that this random kid of Chicago is a bigger star than one of Alakai Burke’s top trainees. It is because of this jealousy that I pity you Rhiannon, and the worst thing is that…I can’t blame you. Since it is natural for little girls with Godlike egos to be envious of REAL stars. In the end, Jiggle-Tits, it is this jealousy that is going to be your downfall against me this Friday. Yes my partner isn’t what I would class as high calibre but at the end of the day I can beat you, even with my eyes closed. You claim to be a Goddess, well this Title officially classes me as a Titan and, just like last month…and at Shattered Dreams for Kevin Kilbourne’s case… I am going to walk out of our little confrontation the victor. Because I’m Adrian Jobs and I’m simply…”
While the first line or few sounded caring, that caring manner was quickly replaced by a hyper-confident aura, in not just his voice or words but also in his body language, as he seem to be failing to realise that his ice-cream is melting at the moment. The cocky confidence, that the often outspoken Champion has been known for, continued to flow throughout each sentence that departed Adrian’s lips but when the male began his catchphrase the cameraman braced himself, just in case the loud superstar shouts directly at him. However Jobs instead stopped before saying his final word, dropped the melting ice-cream in the nearest bin and went up real close to the camera, so close that the lens could only see his eyes and the bridge of his nose, before simply whispering out one word.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Awesome.”
After saying that single word Jobs took a step back, letting the camera see the cockily goofy smile that everybody can easily recognise, before simply walking pass the cameraman. This time the camera operator didn’t follow him but instead pressed the stop button and switched off the camera. Adrian easily found his motorcycle, got on it and rode off…most likely back to where his house so he can play some Street Fighter.
Standing in the waiting room, inside a hospital somewhere in Chicago, is the new Titan Champion Adrian Jobs. Almost unarguably the man of Shattered Dream has to be Adrian since he started the night off getting his ass handed to him by Kevin Kilbourne before capitalising on opportunity and make him tap out to the AWESOME! Lock. Then later on in the same night the already battered male was getting obliterated by the impressive Titan Champion Eric McKay before capitalising on opportunity again, this time provided by his homosexual manager Nathan Kyle, to make Eric tap out to the same submission move, thus leaving the arena as the new Titan Champion.
However everything isn’t all delightful and brilliant…due to Gallahan’s newfound success Nathan believed that Lilith Shadow’s service as Jobs’ psychotherapist wouldn’t be needed anymore, so he respectfully terminated their deal and let Lilith move on with whatever life she had beforehand. Nathan’s prediction was correct with Adrian improving to the point where it was almost like he never lost the Television Title in the first place…at least that is was the Aussie thought. Indeed Adrian’s confidence and attitude in the gym have improved dramatically, as well as his sleeping pattern has become a lot more stable, but it is in his sleep that things seem to have not improved. He refuses to sleep with the belt since what he is clutching the air for is no longer that piece of gold but instead trying to grab hold of a woman to sleep with, his arms teasingly remembering Miss Shadow’s frame from the time he gently sat her on his lap last time he spoke to her about a match he had on Adrenaline.
The majority of his dreams consist of her giggles, her smiles and her being so close to him while all his nightmares were just replays of the sight of Lilith leaving in her taxi. It doesn’t fully make sense to the Chicago native at first, but when he woke up today it finally struck him like a lightening bolt…the self-proclaimed ‘AWESOME! One,’ the same one who spent his entire college life being slapped by all the cheerleaders he had taken out on a date, has fallen for this woman that he has never met before losing his previously beloved Television Championship. At this current moment the bearded male is wearing a pair of pink shorts with a white t-shirt, it is pretty obvious that Adrian isn’t one known for his fashion sense, since he didn’t see the point of bring his belt with him. After a few minutes a male doctor came burst out of the room, his face so red that Jobs first thought he was wearing a Kane themed mask, and stormed off before two nurses made their exit. These two were a lot calmer than the doctor as they informed the male that he can visit their patient now.
So Adrian didn’t waste any time in entering the room to see that lying on a hospital bed, with his entire right leg completely bandaged up, is his best friend Nathan Kyle. Last week’s Adrenaline Nathan was the victim of Jason Church’s hit and run attack but while the Titan Champion did get some revenge on last night’s Animosity, it didn’t change the fact that the Aussie’s leg is in terrible shape. Yet it didn’t do anything to remove the smirk that was on Nathan’s face.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“All I did was offer him a special reward for helping me.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Same old, same old, it’s great to see that not even a car can stop your awesomeness.”
The male said with a chuckle before his right hand reached into one of his pockets and pulled out a pair of black sunglasses. Each dark lens had a sparkly cross on them as Adrian reached them out to his flamboyant agent. The Australian didn’t take much time in accepting these shades and put them none before a grin appeared on his face.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Thanks mate, I appreciate you getting my shades since I full naked, in a rather uncomfortable way, without this thing one. But this is the seventh time in four days that you’ve paid me a visit.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Sorry about that bud but, after being with you for over ten years, I can’t stop myself from feeling worried about your condition…”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Don’t worry about me mate; gay men are the strongest type of men around. And it does help that I won’t be so lonely, since there are so many fine doctors to flirt with.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Heh, so should I expect you to be hearing a doctor’s uniform next time I see you?”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Ha, I ain’t that bad…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Then explain the handcuffs, the nightstick and the police hat you came in with three weeks ago.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Okay you got me there but either way…there’s no need to worry about dear sexy me, you should however worry about your match this Friday.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“The match where I have to partner up with the wannabe rock star Carolina in a tag team match against a whining bitch and Miss Jiggle-Tits?”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Heh, nice to see you actually looked up your upcoming match for once…but wouldn’t Rhiannon be annoyed at you constantly referring to her as ‘Jiggle-Tits’? Hell if I was her I would be kicking your ass.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yeah…Miss Jiggle-Tits did try to do that quite a while ago and what happened? I pinned her, fair and square, in front of the entire world. So I can call ‘Jiggle-Tits’ that all I want to, since she is yet to actually do anything about it.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Definitely some fighting talk you got there but what…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“What about Kevin Kilbourne? What about him? Whenever he opens his mouth all I hear is him bitching about ‘I got screwed’ and ‘I should have been the Titan Champion.’ Well this is what I think, perhaps his stupid claims have traces of truth but, at the end of the day, you should just do your best with the cards you got dealt instead of complaining to the dealer. And the last time I checked, I’ve beaten Kevin twice in a row so I’m not overly worried about him anyway. If anything, I’m more focused on a message I plan to send Jason on Adrenaline…”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“You still shouldn’t overlook the competition you have this Friday though.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Heh, you just don’t want me to inadvertently lose these endorsement deals that you worked so hard in getting me. But it doesn’t matter though…since I already scheduled a cameraman to meet me outside the building.”
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“Well get going then mate; the sooner you shoot this promo, the sooner you’ll get to look for that Lilith girl you’re fancying.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Heh, I’m still easy for you to read as ever I see…well okay then. See you late bud.”
The Chicago born Champion sighed lightly after saying his first few words but once he said the rest of them Adrian’s right hand clutched Nathan’s right hand in a silent attempt to wishing his friend a good recovery, personally knowing hat this will be the last time he’ll be seeing his agent in a while. Once he lets go of Kyle’s hand the Adrenaline superstar took his leave, quietly sniggering as he went pass the same red-faced doctor who is absolutely refusing to get back to Nathan’s room. Overall it didn’t take long for the shorthaired man to find the exit of this hospital and, almost alarmingly, instantly found an official WEW cameraman waiting for him. Instead of simply leaving the area Adrian chose to simply go around the side of the building and leaned his back against the brick wall, making sure that the camera wouldn’t tell that the location of this promo was a hospital. Jobs didn’t wait long for the cameraman to indicate that he can officially begin his promo now, so the Titan Champion greeted the recording camera with a rather content smile.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Just yesterday I got a tiny measure of revenge against one Jason Church but this upcoming Friday I’ll be teaming up with some chick called Caroline against a duo that most likely want some payback on me, in the form of Kevin Kilbourne and Rhiannon. Why would they want payback against the only Adrenaline wrestler worth seeing? I’ll explain that later in this promo…but I am no idiot, I know that I’m at somewhat of a disadvantage in this matchup. No it isn’t because Kevin is determined to FINALLY record a victory over me, neither is it because the black haired babe with the bouncing knockers has been a Champion for almost three hundred days…its simply because my partner is Caroline. No offence to the girl, she defeat a former Tag Team Champion as well as Catelyn Vaine in a triple threat match to get a shot at the Women’s Championship, but she has done nothing except for that. So it is hard to disagree with me that she is underdog in this match…but don’t worry Caroline, just have my back and I promise you the greatest performance you’ll ever have.”
When the words ‘bouncing knockers’ departed his lips Adrian moved his hands in front of his chest in a cupping fashion, almost as if fondling a pair of invisible breasts. Naturally Jobs sounded absolutely confident, in a ‘I really wish I can hit him’ kind of way, as he spoke out his promise towards his upcoming tag team partner. His smile transformed into a sly grin moments after finishing his promise.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Talking about great performances, wasn’t my showing at Shattered Dreams the most amazing thing to ever happen in a WEW ring? I mean seriously, first I withstood everything Kevin Kilbourne had to offer before making him tap out…then I came back out to the ring, completely battered and bruised, made Eric McKay tap out and walked out as the new Titan Champion. Even though a brilliant performance, it was marred by one thing…one guy CONSTANTLY bitching about how he got screwed or how the Assistant General Manager intentionally costing him the match…guess who this one guy was? None other than Kevin Kilbourne, from main eventing the first half of Legacy to whining and complaining about let another failure…really? …Really? REALLY? How far do the mighty fall these day Kevin. Yes you might have had me beat on a couple of occasions and the officiating was a bit off…but at the end of the day I didn’t let those minorities distract me thus I stand before you as the WEW Titian Champion while you’re probably at home, sitting on some sofa with a beer in one hand and giving yourself the first piece of pleasure in the past eight months with the other. That is the reason why you want some vengeance…because you can’t live with the fact that this ‘comedy character’ has not only beaten you back-to-back but has outsmarted you in front of the millions who watched Shattered Dreams. I originally thought about asking if you ‘wanted some bread with your whine’ but to be brutally honest, that is not only a little tacky…but it also shows how irrelevant you’ve become in a span of twelve months.”
While he spoke with the clear intention of promoting himself, his tone of voice changed to one of disappointment towards the guy who people use to actively talk about whenever the word ‘Adrenaline’ is uttered. After saying his final few words Adrian’s peripheral vision spotted an ice-cream van at the end of the hospital’s car park. So the Chicago native chose to walk towards the van while looking towards his right, seeing that the cameraman is walking at a similar pace so the camera would still capture the male, before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A whole year ago you were fighting among the elites of Adrenaline, getting your ass kicked more times than enough but still you fought against those who were the ‘elite’ of Adrenaline. You won a beat the clock challenge to nail yourself a shot at the World Championship at Legacy, what happened? You lost, like the majority of the roster expected, and as a fan who was actually AT attendance, in the eighth row to be precise, who believed that you could have won……I was honestly let down; here was the guy I purposely brought the damn ticket to see and he failed. No matter how loudly I tried to chant your name, Kev, you lost. Not too long after Legacy, a few days before Crossroads to be precise, I signed a contract to WEW and marked my debut by helping you give one Nathan Parker a beer bath before having a drink with you. The following night I teamed up with you, at the main event of Adrenaline, to defeat the likes of Ryan Jackson. Another main event came, this time on Anarchy, and it was between us for a shot at the Television Title…I won, yet it seem that it was there that we went our different ways. I won the Title and held it for almost two hundred days while you failed yet again to become the World Champ before becoming so irrelevant that our rematch, at Shattered Dreams, was probably your first pay-per-view match in quite a while. I won yet again and became the Titan Champion…hell, I should face you for a shot at Shady’s World Title since every time I beat you, I end up becoming a Champion. I have heard little points here and there about you being a former WWH employee, a somewhat successful one at that, yet using that past allegiance to validate your outrageous claim is…simply put…pitiful. I admired you, part of me still want to cheer you now like I did back at Legacy, but now I feel pity towards you Kevin. It is almost like you solemnly believe that your time is up…I pity you Kevin and maybe you’re better off retiring after I beat you this Friday.”
Quite an interesting confession made by ‘The Main Event’ yet, by the tone of his voice alone, it was obvious that Adrian is being completely truthful with the words he just spoke. By the time he finished his words the bearded superstar has managed to arrive right next to the ice-cream van. So he wasted out time in pulling out some money, offering it to the spotty faced thirty year old bloke and getting a good old fashioned ice-cream one cone with a flake on top, since hardly anybody would say no to a flake. After giving his treat five licks Jobs decided to continue speaking to the camera recording him.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Talking about pity, how is Miss Jiggle-Tits doing? What is that? You people think I’m mad for pitying this wannabe Goddess? People called me an idiot for thinking that I can beat her in a match…but what happened? I pinned her in the middle of the ring in a perfect clean match, which does say a lot about the Women’s division since none of them seem to be able to score a victory over Rhi-Rhi throughout the previous year or so. But before I continue, no I don’t pity her for anything to do with talent since, in an amateur wrestling match, she would probably eat me alive. I pity dear Rhiannon for the very same reason why she wants payback against this super sexy star…but before I say my reason why, what was with your hair Rhiannon? After rocking the raven hair look you dyed yourself blonde, lost to me in a match you practically dominated, disappeared for a few weeks and came back with your black hair. Was the blonde look a midlife crisis or something? Seriously you look a lot more beautiful with black hair…hell with your fine ass, sweet breast, pretty face and cute voice, you would have been my dream girl three months ago. And while I’m asking questions, why did you disappear? Did you have another mental breakdown and went back to the asylum you came from? Heh, the amount of times you go there, I wouldn’t be surprised if they always have a room available for you sweet cheeks.”
Moments after saying his last few words the Chicago native used his right hand, the one that wasn’t holding the ice-cream cone, to face-palm himself. ‘I can’t believe I actually said that’ barely muttered out of Adrian’s lips before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Okay…that comment is quite disrespectful on a personal level…so I’m sorry for saying that Rhiannon. I guess it’ll be best to tell everyone not only the reason why do I pity you but also the reason why you want to kick my ass so damn badly. Last year you came back and everyone was like ‘oh my god, she’s going to be amazing.’ You won the vacant Women’s Championship and everyone was like ‘oh fuck yeah, she won the Women’s Championship, she is so going to be the World Champion before the end of the year.’ Yet now people are like ‘what the fuck happen to the Women’s division.’ People expected you to be great Rhiannon and at first you were yet after so long of being built-up as a future World Champion people got bored and think that you’re simply a cancer to what ever division you happen to be part of. Meanwhile nobody, and I mean NOBODY, gave me a glimmer of a chance against Serenity and I surprised them all with an amazing victory. People then thought I was just a transitional Champion, a guy hired to hold the belt for somebody else to take, yet instead I held the Championship for so long that, for the first time since its creation, the Television Title was ranked higher than the Women’s Championship…so much so that Trish chose it over your belt since she knew that belt you wear is simply an accessory, not anything worthwhile. I took the people who originally thought you were the best and made them realise that I am better than you, I even proved it last month by beating you.
I performed better in your shadow than you did in the spotlight, I took your spotlight and excelled while you gave them the same crap you’ve been giving them for the past five months. I am higher up in the list of potential World Title contenders than you, since the rumours are that you want the gold that your best friend is currently holding, and that was even before I won the Titian Championship. Now when you ask people about Adrenaline, they’ll either talk about Shady Layne or me…and that eats you up on the inside doesn’t it, Rhi-Rhi? You were the one with all the prospects yet in just seven or eight months I’m the only one who matters…and you’re jealous of that, you’re jealous of the fact that this random kid of Chicago is a bigger star than one of Alakai Burke’s top trainees. It is because of this jealousy that I pity you Rhiannon, and the worst thing is that…I can’t blame you. Since it is natural for little girls with Godlike egos to be envious of REAL stars. In the end, Jiggle-Tits, it is this jealousy that is going to be your downfall against me this Friday. Yes my partner isn’t what I would class as high calibre but at the end of the day I can beat you, even with my eyes closed. You claim to be a Goddess, well this Title officially classes me as a Titan and, just like last month…and at Shattered Dreams for Kevin Kilbourne’s case… I am going to walk out of our little confrontation the victor. Because I’m Adrian Jobs and I’m simply…”
While the first line or few sounded caring, that caring manner was quickly replaced by a hyper-confident aura, in not just his voice or words but also in his body language, as he seem to be failing to realise that his ice-cream is melting at the moment. The cocky confidence, that the often outspoken Champion has been known for, continued to flow throughout each sentence that departed Adrian’s lips but when the male began his catchphrase the cameraman braced himself, just in case the loud superstar shouts directly at him. However Jobs instead stopped before saying his final word, dropped the melting ice-cream in the nearest bin and went up real close to the camera, so close that the lens could only see his eyes and the bridge of his nose, before simply whispering out one word.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Awesome.”
After saying that single word Jobs took a step back, letting the camera see the cockily goofy smile that everybody can easily recognise, before simply walking pass the cameraman. This time the camera operator didn’t follow him but instead pressed the stop button and switched off the camera. Adrian easily found his motorcycle, got on it and rode off…most likely back to where his house so he can play some Street Fighter.