Post by MasterEvil on May 14, 2013 10:05:57 GMT
LIFE IS TOO SHORT
The location of today’s promo is the University of Chicago, or at least the parking area of it, as standing there with his back leaning against the wall is one Adrian Jobs. On the last Adrenaline he was attacked from behind by Jason Church, to the point where the Chicago native was unable to arrive at last week’s Animosity, yet in two days time it’ll be Super Animosity where Adrian will be taking on the former WEW Champion Adam Banz. Considering that Adam is a former WEW Champion and Adrian was chosen over former World Heavyweight Champion Ryan Jackson to battle Banz, Jobs should be proud right?
Only partly; when the Vice Chairman of Talent Relation declared the main events of Super Animosity, mostly highlighted for Adrenaline’s World Champ Shady Layne being put against Animosity’s World Champ Chance Rugani, he made no mention of the Titan Champion…so, hoping to be an active Champion, Jobs openly stated that he wanted to defend his belt on that night in an invitational gauntlet, with the aim of making the title look relevant while giving anybody on the Adrenaline undercard a title shot, yet what happened? The same Vice Chairman laughed it off and instead booked the bearded man into an non-title match against Animosity’s Adam Banz. So, if anything, Adrian is annoyed at this but instead of complaining about it the Titan Champion plans to go into the match, win it and prove to everybody why Adrenaline is currently better than Animosity.
The cameraman arrives, with the camera carefully positioned over his shoulder, and instantly notice that Jobs isn’t wearing the Titan Championship…hell it isn’t anywhere in sight but, instead of poking his nose into it, the male simply decided to do some last minute checks on the camera setting before pointing the lens towards Adrian and pressing the record button.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hello everybody and welcome to the University of Chicago. That’s right, a clown like me did actually go to university…and got laid with every cheerleader there, I will admit…but that isn’t what matters. And no, the question of ‘oh Adrian, where is your Championship?’ isn’t relevant either but is you all really want to know then I guess I’ll be honest with all of you people. To help build up this super-show Declan announced all the Champions will be either putting their titles on the line or are in a high calibre match, like Chance and Shady are…well except for me, the Universal Champion Flame and the Starlet Champion Sophie Oliveira but take those two out of the list, since they are going to be fighting for the Tag Team Titles. So it goes down it the Titan Championship being ignored and unimportant, practically the Cruiserweight Title of World Elite Wrestling. Perhaps it was an ego trip but I wanted my belt to have some relevance on the show, so I bravely offered a free title shot to anybody on Adrenaline…but clearly nobody gives a damn about this belt, since they instead book me in a match against this Adam Banz guy. So here is what’s going on now…the only time you’ll see me with the Titan Champion around my waist are either at the show, or when I EVENTUALLY get to defend the belt. Now that is out of the way, let’s move on to dear Adam.”
After finishing his words the self-proclaimed ‘Rated: AWESOME! Superstar’ glanced over his shoulder, looking at the wall behind him, before looking towards the camera with a smile. Not a ‘you got no chance in hell’ smile nor his classically goofy yet confident smile but instead a smile that reveals he has just remembered something.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And what a place to start…it was actually against this very wall, a few years ago, that the first chick I went out with, a cute little nerd I always call Jilly, slapped me…well I guess I have that kind of face that everyone loves to slap since every time I take a girl here, be it a racing enthusiast called Fiona or that hall monitor Hannah, they end up slapping me. Heh, I guess that is why nobody liked you as WEW Champion Adam…you were a fresh breath of air to them yet they could never resist slapping you since you’ve always been an utter berk in one way or the other. I will admit that winning the WEW Championship in your first month was impressive but when did you exactly defend the belt? Including the successful defence against Brian James you spent at least forty days without defending that Championship…what happened to the whole ‘if you don’t defend your Championship within thirty days then you’ll be stripped’ system?
Don’t look at me, Declan practically showed the world that they don’t want me to put my belt on the line. Perhaps that was why people enjoyed the sight of Rugani holding the belt AGAIN, since in the end nobody thinks you have what it takes to be a success in this company…and there is no way that a REAL Champion like me is going to lose to some POOR Champion like you. Yes you heard right, I’m calling your eighty-nine day WEW Title reign poor, and talking about that belt…who’s going to steal this this Monday? Seriously, that belt has been robbed more times than an Asian shop does in Brooklyn. No wonder Adrenaline is the PROMINENT show of WEW, you having held that Champion simply proves how poor the quality of Animosity main events are while people like me can main event Adrenaline and give everybody the greatest main event of the week…just like I did when I lost my Television Championship.”
Throughout his barrage of words Adrian never moved from his spot, not even once, as the camera absorbed the image of what the ‘AWESOME! One’ is wearing. Oh yeah Adrian is currently wearing some of his merchandise, in the from of a ‘YES! YES! YES!’ t-shirt, and a pair of black leather pants while on his feet a pair of white trainers. After finishing his words Adrian pushed himself off the wall and moved pass the cameraman. Without thinking the camera operator began to follow Jobs as he went to the front of the university, looked up at the university’s name and chuckled lightly before entering through the doors. After giving the receptionist a friendly wave the Chicago born Champion went to his left and walked down the corridor before stopping in front of a massive, yet a bit old, picture of all the students. With his body partly the year of the picture, the camera could only the people in the picture, as well as the Champ as he turned around and pointed towards the black haired kid near the middle.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“You see that emo right there? He was me back in my first year here…what was that? How could such a depressed looking kid turn into the most AWESOME man in existence? Because life is too short to feel sorry for yourself. The guy to the right, who looks constipated, is Mitch while the guy to the left, the one who looks like he has just taken a shit, is none other than Steve…man were those two clowns the coolest people to hangout with, we were the best of mates…well until Steve became a drug addict and Mitch became a priest but hey I was an emo, so people can change.
And I guess that is what you’re going to be aiming for Adam…to change yourself a bit so people could finally take you seriously. Seriously, Chance is probably laughing on the inside every time you two are in the ring together…I mean, discounting the time you capitalised on the Nation of Prominence’s distraction, when have you fully one upped Rugani? He kicked your ass at Cyberslam, he kicked your ass in that cage match and just last week he kicked your ass in a tag team match…you’re not what exactly what I would call impressive at the moment, let alone at all. Championship belts don’t make the superstar, the superstar makes the Championship belt and you probably made that piece of gold worth a nickel with how bland, generic and boring you are as a superstar…hell you couldn’t even beat Brian James and when you can’t beat Brian James, you know you’re completely rubbish.
Hey don’t take too much offence from this Banz, I’m sure that Astor Lane chick will keep you happy since who knows what you two are up too when no one is watching, that reminds me…are you two siblings, distant relatives or each other’s sex toy? Sorry to ask but I rarely watch Animosity so I have no clue what you two are truly like, well except for Astor’s inability to sing and your inability to look convincing in the ring. Yes you’ve beaten people like Flame, Kevin Hunter and even Sophie Olivier once but aren’t you the ‘Welcome Back’ mat now? I mean look, Chance Rugani beat you in his first match back to win back the WEW Championship while Chris McKenzie had little problem with defeating you in his own return. Hell, if I pretend that I’d be making my return then you would probably fall onto your back, say welcome back and offer me a pat on the back…holy shit I almost made a rap about my back.”
Moments after finishing his words the Chicago native laughed a little loudly before this classically confident yet goofy smile had an appearance in this promo. While shooting out his smile Jobs used his right hand to indicate a ‘follow me’ request to the cameraman before turning around and walked off. Without needing to be asked again the cameraman quickly followed Jobs all the way to a point where he is standing in front of a pair of big closed doors. The Adrenaline superstar glanced over to the camera and smirked at it before pushing the door open and entering the room. The moment the cameraman entered the room, it was revealed that this massive area is the sports hall as ‘The Main Event’ was only five feet away while smiling towards the camera lens.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“It was here I did my sport lessons…man this hall gives me such good memories…Darius was the teacher’s pet while Kevin was the teacher’s nightmare. Seriously, while Darius would start every lesson with giving the teacher an apple, Kevin would always start off with some kind of crazy prank. But what kind of memories you plan to make in WEW Adam? Surely you want to be remembered for something great, nearly everybody does, yet what have you done that’s noteworthy? Won the WEW Championship? Well guess what Sunshine, so did Jaxson Baxter yet now he is on some street corner, selling his property is afford more bath salts…perhaps you want that Championship back, hell you’re probably having your rematch at Battlefield since when was the last time the WEW Championship was defended at a pay-per-view? And probably you want to get as much momentum as possible, considering you’ve spent every single week losing time and time, and time again.
But if you think you can beat me…then you’re crazy. Not just anybody can beat Adrian Jobs, hell not even Rhiannon have beaten me in a singles match. Yes Cash somehow got lucky a few weeks ago, and the only reason Madam Frog won that tag team match was because Jason Church knocked me down all the way to ten percent, but incidents like that are few and far in between. Hell only three or so other people have actually recorded victories over me…the former World Heavyweight Champion Ryan Jackson, the two time Tag team Champion Tom Sykes and Trish Newborn, the chick who beat me for the Television Championship. If you somehow managed to beat me, Adam, then I would admit that the momentum you would be carrying will the size of a tsunami but many people tried to beat me, like Kevin Kilbourne and Dolph Ziggler, and all of them have failed.
Perhaps it is egotistical of me to call myself ‘The Main Event’ but every second of everyday of every week of the past nine or so months I have shown the world, time and time again, why I am simply ‘The Main Event.’ Have me defend my Television Championship on the second Adrenaline after Cyberslam and the arena instantly sells out while a sixth of all the tickets to Cyberslam, a pay-per-view you headlined, weren’t sold. In a nutshell that reveals how much more of a star I am than you could ever hope to be. Are you upset about that Adam? Are you going to cry Adam? Well is World Elite Wrestling a place for cry-babies? NO! Does anybody believe that you can beat Chance without an unfair advantage? NO! And do you have a chance against me? NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!!”
Confidence, pure unrivalled confidence was not only in his voice but was also in his aura as Adrian unleashed his latest barrage of words. Could it be considered as nice in a somewhat nostalgic way to hear Jobs go back to his old ‘NO’ shouts during a promo? Either it could or couldn’t, after doing his ’NO’ shouts, the bearded man moved pass the cameraman and exited the hall…and like expected the cameraman immediately followed him out of there and down to the corridor, all the way back to the reception area. Without giving the operator time to prepare, Adrian had his lower back leaning against the reception desk as he spoke up yet again.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And this dear receptionist is none other than Sam, probably the greatest cheerleader this city will ever have. Man, we use to absolutely hate each other…one time she set my hair on fire while another time I stole her uniform…but in the end, quite literally on graduation day, we finally settled our issues, became friends and even had a little fun in the medical office. How could we turn from hating each other to pleasuring each other? Because life is too short to have enemies…
But I guess that is irrelevant for dear Adam Banz because, no matter how much he might want to be one, Chance is probably thinking of him as a pest more than an actual enemy. And no one can actually blame Rugani for it, I mean come on…the only reason you ever got near that belt in the first place was because of a completely retarded guest host. While I have won the Titan Championship, as well as the Television Champion, by simply being the best Adrenaline has to offer period…I will admit that you’re not only the luckiest son of a poodle on Animosity but also the longest reigning WEW Champion outside of the Chophie power-couple…at least I think ‘Chophie’ is the right say to say it. But that doesn’t change the fact you have the ability to capitalise on the greatest opportunities your luck provides Adam, kind of like me. You came from a nobody top a somebody in your debuting month, just like me…man oh man, I think I’ve just realised why somebody booked this match Adam Banz…
It is because you’re the Monday night version of me while I’m the Friday night version of you…well discounting my dashing good looks and amazing charisma. But it’s so damningly obvious now; we’re both young, we’ve both main event Adrenaline on numerous occasions and within a month we shocked the world…so this match we’re having is going to prove who is better. You the former WEW Champion, not a proxy Champion, or me ‘The Main Event’…the former Television Champion…the current Titan Champion…and the Face of Adrenaline. You want to know what I think? I’ll give one word…yes. Am I currently undefeated against Animosity stars? YES! Am I going to continue that undefeated streak by beating you on YOUR show? YES! And am I going to walk into Battlefield, get in the ring with Jason Church and make him pay for what he has done to not only me but also my best friend Nathan Kyle? YES! YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEESSSSS!!!”
The receptionist looked away in embarrassment when Adrian admitted about them having some fun in the medical room during their past. More and more confidence left the male’s lips but at the moment he made his discovery all that confidence suddenly disappeared and he actually mouthed old Inspector Gadget line ‘wowzers’ before continuing to speak. By the time Jobs got to his ‘YES’ shouts all that lost confidence returned with an extra fifty percent. While finishing his ‘YES’ shouts Sam shake her head in disapproval, probably wondering how the hell did they finally get along.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And you want to know why I’m going to defeat you Adam? The answer is simple…because I’m Adrian Jobs and I’m simply-”
While beginning those words the outspoken superstar moved away from the desk and began to take his steps towards the camera at a pace that, by the time he began his traditional ending, he was only a couple of feet away from the camera. Before he could even say his final word the male suddenly stopped and suddenly looked over his shoulder towards one of the corridors he didn’t go to in this promo. His ears managed to pick up the words “and with this I can conclude that…” from one of the classrooms yet the voice was so familiar to him that it caused him to be fully distracted from finishing his promo. It was only after five awkwardly silent seconds that he finally realised the camera in front of him as he looked back towards the recording device.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Awesome.”
That wasn’t yelled loudly nor was it calmly said…instead the Chicago born Champion said that word at a very rushed pace before turning around towards that corridor and began to take haste in finding the origin of that voice. The camera technician was partly curious of why Adrian suddenly rushed off but ended up shrugging, since Jobs did say his final line, and pressed the stop button before switching the camera off and left the building. Adrian speeded down the hall, glancing through door windows to his left and right before finally stopping at the final room. This room is often used for either presentations or for the headmaster to make their normally paint drying speeches but through the glass he saw a woman on the stage. She look so familiar…the black hair…the sweet eyes…the height…the frame…if the voice came from here, could she be? No, there is no way she could be Lilith Shadow…the very Lilith Shadow that Adrian dedicated every four days of his in finding ever since Nathan declared her service, as Jobs’ psychotherapist, no longer needed. Before the beard Champion could think of any of the possibilities a short, fat and ugly fellow in a teacher’s uniform got onto the stage and spoke up.
MISTER A. HART
“Very well done Lilith, that was a very interesting presentation on the psyche of a professional wrestler…this will probably get you an A- at the very lea…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“LILITH!?!”
That one, rather loud, question instantly caused the teacher and the young woman to turn towards the doorway to see it completely open with a rather shocked Adrian Jobs standing there. In her neat grey skirt and matching blouse the young woman appears to be equally shocked as her facial cheeks quickly heated up.
JOBS’ PSYCHOTHERAPIST, LILITH SHADOW
“A-A-Adrian h…”
The two were extremely shocked to see each other but before she could say her second word the teacher got off the stage and approached Jobs with a pissed off face…the kind of pissed off face one would give if you’re a control freak and everything didn’t go your way.
MISTER A. HART
“What are you doing here emo? I thought you le-”
Before the foolish tutor could continue speaking in his normal, cat scratching blackboard like, voice the Titan Champion immediately punched the gut in the face and instantly the teacher collapsed. Instead of telling him how bad it was to hit her teacher, Lilith stood there in silent shock as Adrian got to the stage, leaped onto it and gave her a smile someone would give their lover after just surviving a near-death experience.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I-I-I can’t believe that I’ve finally found you…I’ve spend every week looking for you, hoping to just see you smile one last time. I’m not sure why but when I first lost the Television Title, I felt like I lost everything yet you took this broken man and you heal him. Yes, you were relieved from your duty when I won the Titan Championship but it just feels the same as before, the only difference is that now I have a new Championship. Yet the nights feel the same, they feel gloom while the morning feels empty without being greeted to your sweet smile, your ever so cute voice and your beautiful face. Your lovely giggles delights me while how adorable you are when you struggle you drop formality always seem to bring a smile to my face. Either I’ve fallen for you or not, Lilith, home doesn’t feel like home anymore without you…so please come back to me…”
At first the young woman was surprised by the fact Adrian has been looking for her yet that shock was replaced with so much happiness of seeing this man again. Even though he doesn’t know if he has fallen for her or not, Lilith has secretly developed feelings for Jo…no, she hasn’t developed feelings for this wrestler, she has developed feeling towards Adrian Gallahan, the human being in front of her right now. Near the end of his words his eyes began to water while Miss Shadow’s was already watering as she could only get herself to nod in response to final few words. Immediately she rushed into his arms and the two began to embrace each other in a hug but not going forward into a kiss. The reason for this was partly because the two weren’t fully sure how far their feelings towards has developed and also partly because the rest of her class were in their seats watching this. Some of them clapped slowly, some of them cheered loudly and others were silent, wondering how their self-proclaim tough teacher could be such a wimp.
The location of today’s promo is the University of Chicago, or at least the parking area of it, as standing there with his back leaning against the wall is one Adrian Jobs. On the last Adrenaline he was attacked from behind by Jason Church, to the point where the Chicago native was unable to arrive at last week’s Animosity, yet in two days time it’ll be Super Animosity where Adrian will be taking on the former WEW Champion Adam Banz. Considering that Adam is a former WEW Champion and Adrian was chosen over former World Heavyweight Champion Ryan Jackson to battle Banz, Jobs should be proud right?
Only partly; when the Vice Chairman of Talent Relation declared the main events of Super Animosity, mostly highlighted for Adrenaline’s World Champ Shady Layne being put against Animosity’s World Champ Chance Rugani, he made no mention of the Titan Champion…so, hoping to be an active Champion, Jobs openly stated that he wanted to defend his belt on that night in an invitational gauntlet, with the aim of making the title look relevant while giving anybody on the Adrenaline undercard a title shot, yet what happened? The same Vice Chairman laughed it off and instead booked the bearded man into an non-title match against Animosity’s Adam Banz. So, if anything, Adrian is annoyed at this but instead of complaining about it the Titan Champion plans to go into the match, win it and prove to everybody why Adrenaline is currently better than Animosity.
The cameraman arrives, with the camera carefully positioned over his shoulder, and instantly notice that Jobs isn’t wearing the Titan Championship…hell it isn’t anywhere in sight but, instead of poking his nose into it, the male simply decided to do some last minute checks on the camera setting before pointing the lens towards Adrian and pressing the record button.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hello everybody and welcome to the University of Chicago. That’s right, a clown like me did actually go to university…and got laid with every cheerleader there, I will admit…but that isn’t what matters. And no, the question of ‘oh Adrian, where is your Championship?’ isn’t relevant either but is you all really want to know then I guess I’ll be honest with all of you people. To help build up this super-show Declan announced all the Champions will be either putting their titles on the line or are in a high calibre match, like Chance and Shady are…well except for me, the Universal Champion Flame and the Starlet Champion Sophie Oliveira but take those two out of the list, since they are going to be fighting for the Tag Team Titles. So it goes down it the Titan Championship being ignored and unimportant, practically the Cruiserweight Title of World Elite Wrestling. Perhaps it was an ego trip but I wanted my belt to have some relevance on the show, so I bravely offered a free title shot to anybody on Adrenaline…but clearly nobody gives a damn about this belt, since they instead book me in a match against this Adam Banz guy. So here is what’s going on now…the only time you’ll see me with the Titan Champion around my waist are either at the show, or when I EVENTUALLY get to defend the belt. Now that is out of the way, let’s move on to dear Adam.”
After finishing his words the self-proclaimed ‘Rated: AWESOME! Superstar’ glanced over his shoulder, looking at the wall behind him, before looking towards the camera with a smile. Not a ‘you got no chance in hell’ smile nor his classically goofy yet confident smile but instead a smile that reveals he has just remembered something.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And what a place to start…it was actually against this very wall, a few years ago, that the first chick I went out with, a cute little nerd I always call Jilly, slapped me…well I guess I have that kind of face that everyone loves to slap since every time I take a girl here, be it a racing enthusiast called Fiona or that hall monitor Hannah, they end up slapping me. Heh, I guess that is why nobody liked you as WEW Champion Adam…you were a fresh breath of air to them yet they could never resist slapping you since you’ve always been an utter berk in one way or the other. I will admit that winning the WEW Championship in your first month was impressive but when did you exactly defend the belt? Including the successful defence against Brian James you spent at least forty days without defending that Championship…what happened to the whole ‘if you don’t defend your Championship within thirty days then you’ll be stripped’ system?
Don’t look at me, Declan practically showed the world that they don’t want me to put my belt on the line. Perhaps that was why people enjoyed the sight of Rugani holding the belt AGAIN, since in the end nobody thinks you have what it takes to be a success in this company…and there is no way that a REAL Champion like me is going to lose to some POOR Champion like you. Yes you heard right, I’m calling your eighty-nine day WEW Title reign poor, and talking about that belt…who’s going to steal this this Monday? Seriously, that belt has been robbed more times than an Asian shop does in Brooklyn. No wonder Adrenaline is the PROMINENT show of WEW, you having held that Champion simply proves how poor the quality of Animosity main events are while people like me can main event Adrenaline and give everybody the greatest main event of the week…just like I did when I lost my Television Championship.”
Throughout his barrage of words Adrian never moved from his spot, not even once, as the camera absorbed the image of what the ‘AWESOME! One’ is wearing. Oh yeah Adrian is currently wearing some of his merchandise, in the from of a ‘YES! YES! YES!’ t-shirt, and a pair of black leather pants while on his feet a pair of white trainers. After finishing his words Adrian pushed himself off the wall and moved pass the cameraman. Without thinking the camera operator began to follow Jobs as he went to the front of the university, looked up at the university’s name and chuckled lightly before entering through the doors. After giving the receptionist a friendly wave the Chicago born Champion went to his left and walked down the corridor before stopping in front of a massive, yet a bit old, picture of all the students. With his body partly the year of the picture, the camera could only the people in the picture, as well as the Champ as he turned around and pointed towards the black haired kid near the middle.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“You see that emo right there? He was me back in my first year here…what was that? How could such a depressed looking kid turn into the most AWESOME man in existence? Because life is too short to feel sorry for yourself. The guy to the right, who looks constipated, is Mitch while the guy to the left, the one who looks like he has just taken a shit, is none other than Steve…man were those two clowns the coolest people to hangout with, we were the best of mates…well until Steve became a drug addict and Mitch became a priest but hey I was an emo, so people can change.
And I guess that is what you’re going to be aiming for Adam…to change yourself a bit so people could finally take you seriously. Seriously, Chance is probably laughing on the inside every time you two are in the ring together…I mean, discounting the time you capitalised on the Nation of Prominence’s distraction, when have you fully one upped Rugani? He kicked your ass at Cyberslam, he kicked your ass in that cage match and just last week he kicked your ass in a tag team match…you’re not what exactly what I would call impressive at the moment, let alone at all. Championship belts don’t make the superstar, the superstar makes the Championship belt and you probably made that piece of gold worth a nickel with how bland, generic and boring you are as a superstar…hell you couldn’t even beat Brian James and when you can’t beat Brian James, you know you’re completely rubbish.
Hey don’t take too much offence from this Banz, I’m sure that Astor Lane chick will keep you happy since who knows what you two are up too when no one is watching, that reminds me…are you two siblings, distant relatives or each other’s sex toy? Sorry to ask but I rarely watch Animosity so I have no clue what you two are truly like, well except for Astor’s inability to sing and your inability to look convincing in the ring. Yes you’ve beaten people like Flame, Kevin Hunter and even Sophie Olivier once but aren’t you the ‘Welcome Back’ mat now? I mean look, Chance Rugani beat you in his first match back to win back the WEW Championship while Chris McKenzie had little problem with defeating you in his own return. Hell, if I pretend that I’d be making my return then you would probably fall onto your back, say welcome back and offer me a pat on the back…holy shit I almost made a rap about my back.”
Moments after finishing his words the Chicago native laughed a little loudly before this classically confident yet goofy smile had an appearance in this promo. While shooting out his smile Jobs used his right hand to indicate a ‘follow me’ request to the cameraman before turning around and walked off. Without needing to be asked again the cameraman quickly followed Jobs all the way to a point where he is standing in front of a pair of big closed doors. The Adrenaline superstar glanced over to the camera and smirked at it before pushing the door open and entering the room. The moment the cameraman entered the room, it was revealed that this massive area is the sports hall as ‘The Main Event’ was only five feet away while smiling towards the camera lens.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“It was here I did my sport lessons…man this hall gives me such good memories…Darius was the teacher’s pet while Kevin was the teacher’s nightmare. Seriously, while Darius would start every lesson with giving the teacher an apple, Kevin would always start off with some kind of crazy prank. But what kind of memories you plan to make in WEW Adam? Surely you want to be remembered for something great, nearly everybody does, yet what have you done that’s noteworthy? Won the WEW Championship? Well guess what Sunshine, so did Jaxson Baxter yet now he is on some street corner, selling his property is afford more bath salts…perhaps you want that Championship back, hell you’re probably having your rematch at Battlefield since when was the last time the WEW Championship was defended at a pay-per-view? And probably you want to get as much momentum as possible, considering you’ve spent every single week losing time and time, and time again.
But if you think you can beat me…then you’re crazy. Not just anybody can beat Adrian Jobs, hell not even Rhiannon have beaten me in a singles match. Yes Cash somehow got lucky a few weeks ago, and the only reason Madam Frog won that tag team match was because Jason Church knocked me down all the way to ten percent, but incidents like that are few and far in between. Hell only three or so other people have actually recorded victories over me…the former World Heavyweight Champion Ryan Jackson, the two time Tag team Champion Tom Sykes and Trish Newborn, the chick who beat me for the Television Championship. If you somehow managed to beat me, Adam, then I would admit that the momentum you would be carrying will the size of a tsunami but many people tried to beat me, like Kevin Kilbourne and Dolph Ziggler, and all of them have failed.
Perhaps it is egotistical of me to call myself ‘The Main Event’ but every second of everyday of every week of the past nine or so months I have shown the world, time and time again, why I am simply ‘The Main Event.’ Have me defend my Television Championship on the second Adrenaline after Cyberslam and the arena instantly sells out while a sixth of all the tickets to Cyberslam, a pay-per-view you headlined, weren’t sold. In a nutshell that reveals how much more of a star I am than you could ever hope to be. Are you upset about that Adam? Are you going to cry Adam? Well is World Elite Wrestling a place for cry-babies? NO! Does anybody believe that you can beat Chance without an unfair advantage? NO! And do you have a chance against me? NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!!”
Confidence, pure unrivalled confidence was not only in his voice but was also in his aura as Adrian unleashed his latest barrage of words. Could it be considered as nice in a somewhat nostalgic way to hear Jobs go back to his old ‘NO’ shouts during a promo? Either it could or couldn’t, after doing his ’NO’ shouts, the bearded man moved pass the cameraman and exited the hall…and like expected the cameraman immediately followed him out of there and down to the corridor, all the way back to the reception area. Without giving the operator time to prepare, Adrian had his lower back leaning against the reception desk as he spoke up yet again.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And this dear receptionist is none other than Sam, probably the greatest cheerleader this city will ever have. Man, we use to absolutely hate each other…one time she set my hair on fire while another time I stole her uniform…but in the end, quite literally on graduation day, we finally settled our issues, became friends and even had a little fun in the medical office. How could we turn from hating each other to pleasuring each other? Because life is too short to have enemies…
But I guess that is irrelevant for dear Adam Banz because, no matter how much he might want to be one, Chance is probably thinking of him as a pest more than an actual enemy. And no one can actually blame Rugani for it, I mean come on…the only reason you ever got near that belt in the first place was because of a completely retarded guest host. While I have won the Titan Championship, as well as the Television Champion, by simply being the best Adrenaline has to offer period…I will admit that you’re not only the luckiest son of a poodle on Animosity but also the longest reigning WEW Champion outside of the Chophie power-couple…at least I think ‘Chophie’ is the right say to say it. But that doesn’t change the fact you have the ability to capitalise on the greatest opportunities your luck provides Adam, kind of like me. You came from a nobody top a somebody in your debuting month, just like me…man oh man, I think I’ve just realised why somebody booked this match Adam Banz…
It is because you’re the Monday night version of me while I’m the Friday night version of you…well discounting my dashing good looks and amazing charisma. But it’s so damningly obvious now; we’re both young, we’ve both main event Adrenaline on numerous occasions and within a month we shocked the world…so this match we’re having is going to prove who is better. You the former WEW Champion, not a proxy Champion, or me ‘The Main Event’…the former Television Champion…the current Titan Champion…and the Face of Adrenaline. You want to know what I think? I’ll give one word…yes. Am I currently undefeated against Animosity stars? YES! Am I going to continue that undefeated streak by beating you on YOUR show? YES! And am I going to walk into Battlefield, get in the ring with Jason Church and make him pay for what he has done to not only me but also my best friend Nathan Kyle? YES! YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEESSSSS!!!”
The receptionist looked away in embarrassment when Adrian admitted about them having some fun in the medical room during their past. More and more confidence left the male’s lips but at the moment he made his discovery all that confidence suddenly disappeared and he actually mouthed old Inspector Gadget line ‘wowzers’ before continuing to speak. By the time Jobs got to his ‘YES’ shouts all that lost confidence returned with an extra fifty percent. While finishing his ‘YES’ shouts Sam shake her head in disapproval, probably wondering how the hell did they finally get along.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And you want to know why I’m going to defeat you Adam? The answer is simple…because I’m Adrian Jobs and I’m simply-”
While beginning those words the outspoken superstar moved away from the desk and began to take his steps towards the camera at a pace that, by the time he began his traditional ending, he was only a couple of feet away from the camera. Before he could even say his final word the male suddenly stopped and suddenly looked over his shoulder towards one of the corridors he didn’t go to in this promo. His ears managed to pick up the words “and with this I can conclude that…” from one of the classrooms yet the voice was so familiar to him that it caused him to be fully distracted from finishing his promo. It was only after five awkwardly silent seconds that he finally realised the camera in front of him as he looked back towards the recording device.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Awesome.”
That wasn’t yelled loudly nor was it calmly said…instead the Chicago born Champion said that word at a very rushed pace before turning around towards that corridor and began to take haste in finding the origin of that voice. The camera technician was partly curious of why Adrian suddenly rushed off but ended up shrugging, since Jobs did say his final line, and pressed the stop button before switching the camera off and left the building. Adrian speeded down the hall, glancing through door windows to his left and right before finally stopping at the final room. This room is often used for either presentations or for the headmaster to make their normally paint drying speeches but through the glass he saw a woman on the stage. She look so familiar…the black hair…the sweet eyes…the height…the frame…if the voice came from here, could she be? No, there is no way she could be Lilith Shadow…the very Lilith Shadow that Adrian dedicated every four days of his in finding ever since Nathan declared her service, as Jobs’ psychotherapist, no longer needed. Before the beard Champion could think of any of the possibilities a short, fat and ugly fellow in a teacher’s uniform got onto the stage and spoke up.
MISTER A. HART
“Very well done Lilith, that was a very interesting presentation on the psyche of a professional wrestler…this will probably get you an A- at the very lea…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“LILITH!?!”
That one, rather loud, question instantly caused the teacher and the young woman to turn towards the doorway to see it completely open with a rather shocked Adrian Jobs standing there. In her neat grey skirt and matching blouse the young woman appears to be equally shocked as her facial cheeks quickly heated up.
JOBS’ PSYCHOTHERAPIST, LILITH SHADOW
“A-A-Adrian h…”
The two were extremely shocked to see each other but before she could say her second word the teacher got off the stage and approached Jobs with a pissed off face…the kind of pissed off face one would give if you’re a control freak and everything didn’t go your way.
MISTER A. HART
“What are you doing here emo? I thought you le-”
Before the foolish tutor could continue speaking in his normal, cat scratching blackboard like, voice the Titan Champion immediately punched the gut in the face and instantly the teacher collapsed. Instead of telling him how bad it was to hit her teacher, Lilith stood there in silent shock as Adrian got to the stage, leaped onto it and gave her a smile someone would give their lover after just surviving a near-death experience.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I-I-I can’t believe that I’ve finally found you…I’ve spend every week looking for you, hoping to just see you smile one last time. I’m not sure why but when I first lost the Television Title, I felt like I lost everything yet you took this broken man and you heal him. Yes, you were relieved from your duty when I won the Titan Championship but it just feels the same as before, the only difference is that now I have a new Championship. Yet the nights feel the same, they feel gloom while the morning feels empty without being greeted to your sweet smile, your ever so cute voice and your beautiful face. Your lovely giggles delights me while how adorable you are when you struggle you drop formality always seem to bring a smile to my face. Either I’ve fallen for you or not, Lilith, home doesn’t feel like home anymore without you…so please come back to me…”
At first the young woman was surprised by the fact Adrian has been looking for her yet that shock was replaced with so much happiness of seeing this man again. Even though he doesn’t know if he has fallen for her or not, Lilith has secretly developed feelings for Jo…no, she hasn’t developed feelings for this wrestler, she has developed feeling towards Adrian Gallahan, the human being in front of her right now. Near the end of his words his eyes began to water while Miss Shadow’s was already watering as she could only get herself to nod in response to final few words. Immediately she rushed into his arms and the two began to embrace each other in a hug but not going forward into a kiss. The reason for this was partly because the two weren’t fully sure how far their feelings towards has developed and also partly because the rest of her class were in their seats watching this. Some of them clapped slowly, some of them cheered loudly and others were silent, wondering how their self-proclaim tough teacher could be such a wimp.