Post by MasterEvil on Dec 3, 2012 10:42:42 GMT
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Wh-Where am I…?”
Groggily left the lips of the Television Champion has he found himself on some random bench. A few nights ago the male has successfully defended his WEW Television Title against the highly rated Beck Ramsey, the same Beck Ramsey that not only won a Battle Royale for a shot but also had a two and zero win-loss record against the Champ, and clearly it looks like he got himself damn drunk last night. After a four match slump Jobs has managed to defend his Television Title twice in two odd weeks, against the likes of Karolina Graf and Beck Ramsey, and tomorrow he’ll be competing in a none-title match against Blaire Andrews. Not only was this match on the hour long pre-show called Anarchy but it also isn’t the main event of that little show…yet these factor weren’t important top the male, what is important to him at the moment can simply be put to the question he just muttered out. But before the male could even stand up a group of children, two boys and a girl, surrounded the male.
BOY#1
“OH MY GOD IT’S ADRIAN JOBS!!!”
BOY#2
“HE LOOKS SO COOL IN PERSON!!!”
GIRL
“WOW!”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“What…the…erm, where am I?”
BOY#1 & 2
“AT THE PARK!!!”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Ah…a park…”
The male groggily said while sitting up on the bench, slowly gathering his wit while both the boys ran off. The girl however remained and stared into Adrian’s eyes…he didn’t know why but her unblinking eyes were getting more and more creepy at every second. So it didn’t take long for the male to try to make a conversation.
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Ni-Nice weather…huh?”
GIRL
“Don’t you have a match tomorrow?”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Eh?”
The little girl simply repeated her question in response to Adrian’s question…clearly, unlike the boys, this girl actually knows about pre-shows and the male simply nodded before beginning to speak out his full answer.
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Yea…I do have a match…against some Blaire Andrews.”
GIRL
“Who’s ‘Blaire Andrews’?”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“That’s the reason why I’m not worried at all kiddo. The people I’ve defeated are like a who’s who of Adrenaline…Ryan Jackson, Alistair King, Brutus Magnus, Kevin Kilbourne, Serenity, Karolina Graf and Beck Ramsey on the last episode of Adrenaline. So this Blaire Andrews chap isn’t worth any worry…don’t get me mistaken kid; I’m not going to roll onto my back and let this nobody get the biggest victory of his career. If anything, I think that this Blaire person is going to suffer the most one-sided defeat in his life…I mean look, he’s a nobody that will never make it as a star. Meanwhile I’m ‘The Main Event’ and the ‘Rated AWESOME Television Champion!’ Heck, you can hold this Belt for a bit if you like. I’ve already been a two month Champion and I’ve made three Title defences already…while what that other guy’s claim to fame? A place in the Guinness Book of Records for the most Happy Meals eaten in a minute? Hell all Blaire Andrews is going to be is a warm-up for the, soon to be, greatest Television Champion in World Elite Wrestling history. Heck, he could also be a message to my next challenger, be it the ‘uber-loser’ Brian James or the ‘who the hell is he’ Jason Church. I’m worried about either of them or Blaire…really? …Really? REALLY? It is more likely for Barney the Dinosaur and Thomas the Tank Engine to co-star in an Oscar winning film than it is for me to be somewhat worried about a chump, a soon to be failure and a never will be.”
The expression of the little girl’s face showed more and more amazement as each word left Adrian Jobs lips. Moments after calling him an ‘AWESOME Television Champion’ the male offered and placed the Television Title on the child’s shoulder, noticing the gleaming smile on her face as he did so. While he continued to speak the two boys came back with an elderly looking woman and while Jobs continued to speak the three children began spinning around and around with the Championship until finally falling over with laughter at his ‘Oscar’ line. Once he finished speaking of his reason the children gave him back his Championship and the hung-over male accepted the pen from the woman and signed all the children’s shirts.
GIRL
“Thank you mister Jobs!”
The little girl said cheerfully while excitedly waving the Champion goodbye before the older woman began to take the three kids out of the park. Once the four left Adrian stood up from the bench, glanced at his surrounding and fell asleep on the bench again…why should anyone need to rush when they have a whole day to get to their destination?
“Wh-Where am I…?”
Groggily left the lips of the Television Champion has he found himself on some random bench. A few nights ago the male has successfully defended his WEW Television Title against the highly rated Beck Ramsey, the same Beck Ramsey that not only won a Battle Royale for a shot but also had a two and zero win-loss record against the Champ, and clearly it looks like he got himself damn drunk last night. After a four match slump Jobs has managed to defend his Television Title twice in two odd weeks, against the likes of Karolina Graf and Beck Ramsey, and tomorrow he’ll be competing in a none-title match against Blaire Andrews. Not only was this match on the hour long pre-show called Anarchy but it also isn’t the main event of that little show…yet these factor weren’t important top the male, what is important to him at the moment can simply be put to the question he just muttered out. But before the male could even stand up a group of children, two boys and a girl, surrounded the male.
BOY#1
“OH MY GOD IT’S ADRIAN JOBS!!!”
BOY#2
“HE LOOKS SO COOL IN PERSON!!!”
GIRL
“WOW!”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“What…the…erm, where am I?”
BOY#1 & 2
“AT THE PARK!!!”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Ah…a park…”
The male groggily said while sitting up on the bench, slowly gathering his wit while both the boys ran off. The girl however remained and stared into Adrian’s eyes…he didn’t know why but her unblinking eyes were getting more and more creepy at every second. So it didn’t take long for the male to try to make a conversation.
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Ni-Nice weather…huh?”
GIRL
“Don’t you have a match tomorrow?”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Eh?”
The little girl simply repeated her question in response to Adrian’s question…clearly, unlike the boys, this girl actually knows about pre-shows and the male simply nodded before beginning to speak out his full answer.
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“Yea…I do have a match…against some Blaire Andrews.”
GIRL
“Who’s ‘Blaire Andrews’?”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“That’s the reason why I’m not worried at all kiddo. The people I’ve defeated are like a who’s who of Adrenaline…Ryan Jackson, Alistair King, Brutus Magnus, Kevin Kilbourne, Serenity, Karolina Graf and Beck Ramsey on the last episode of Adrenaline. So this Blaire Andrews chap isn’t worth any worry…don’t get me mistaken kid; I’m not going to roll onto my back and let this nobody get the biggest victory of his career. If anything, I think that this Blaire person is going to suffer the most one-sided defeat in his life…I mean look, he’s a nobody that will never make it as a star. Meanwhile I’m ‘The Main Event’ and the ‘Rated AWESOME Television Champion!’ Heck, you can hold this Belt for a bit if you like. I’ve already been a two month Champion and I’ve made three Title defences already…while what that other guy’s claim to fame? A place in the Guinness Book of Records for the most Happy Meals eaten in a minute? Hell all Blaire Andrews is going to be is a warm-up for the, soon to be, greatest Television Champion in World Elite Wrestling history. Heck, he could also be a message to my next challenger, be it the ‘uber-loser’ Brian James or the ‘who the hell is he’ Jason Church. I’m worried about either of them or Blaire…really? …Really? REALLY? It is more likely for Barney the Dinosaur and Thomas the Tank Engine to co-star in an Oscar winning film than it is for me to be somewhat worried about a chump, a soon to be failure and a never will be.”
The expression of the little girl’s face showed more and more amazement as each word left Adrian Jobs lips. Moments after calling him an ‘AWESOME Television Champion’ the male offered and placed the Television Title on the child’s shoulder, noticing the gleaming smile on her face as he did so. While he continued to speak the two boys came back with an elderly looking woman and while Jobs continued to speak the three children began spinning around and around with the Championship until finally falling over with laughter at his ‘Oscar’ line. Once he finished speaking of his reason the children gave him back his Championship and the hung-over male accepted the pen from the woman and signed all the children’s shirts.
GIRL
“Thank you mister Jobs!”
The little girl said cheerfully while excitedly waving the Champion goodbye before the older woman began to take the three kids out of the park. Once the four left Adrian stood up from the bench, glanced at his surrounding and fell asleep on the bench again…why should anyone need to rush when they have a whole day to get to their destination?