Post by MasterEvil on Dec 3, 2012 10:31:18 GMT
Prologue
Some way it is the first defeat that is always the most bitter to swallow…they were right. On the last Adrenaline I lost a tag team match to the World Champion Ryan Jackson and the Titans Champion Catelyn Vaine. Yes they’re both Champions while my partner, Jazzy, is a briefcase holder and I’m a contender for a different Championship. And yes, Jazzy was the one that was pinned not me…but I should have had Jazzy’s back and I failed to. We could have easily capitalise at the unease between Ryan and Catelyn but I failed to. Maybe I’m grieving too much losing a match that I technically never lost…but I guess that’s what the first defeat always does to someone. The only benefit was that Serenity failed to win her match as well, giving me a slight edge on momentum I think. If it doesn’t then so be it, I’m more than glad that no one else on the roster thinks I can win…since it doesn’t only put more expectation on Serenity but also gives me a better chance to prove why I call myself ‘The Main Event.’ Since like Avril said, ‘if you don’t believe in yourself than what’s the point in even trying?’
THE BLACKLIST
The camera begins recording as all it sees were two guys, sitting on a metal folding chair each, with a green screen right behind them. The man sitting on the right was the Australian called Nathan Kyle and the guy sitting on the left was none other than the number one contender to the Television Championship Adrian Jobs. Both men look heavily relaxed, even confident if you will, even though in a couple of days it’ll be the biggest match Chicago native’s career so far, even bigger than main eventing Adrenaline in his second match. So far the bisexual’s win-loss record is at three-one with the one being in a tag match where Jazzy was the one pinned, not him. So, with his pay-per-view debut happening in a couple of days, why should the rookie be so confident about his chances against Serenity, the current Television Champion who has yet to actually defend her Title? After half a minute of joking to each other the duo looked over to the camera with ever so cocky grins, knowing that the camera has just begun recording them.
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS & GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN KYLE
[/b][/font][/color]Some way it is the first defeat that is always the most bitter to swallow…they were right. On the last Adrenaline I lost a tag team match to the World Champion Ryan Jackson and the Titans Champion Catelyn Vaine. Yes they’re both Champions while my partner, Jazzy, is a briefcase holder and I’m a contender for a different Championship. And yes, Jazzy was the one that was pinned not me…but I should have had Jazzy’s back and I failed to. We could have easily capitalise at the unease between Ryan and Catelyn but I failed to. Maybe I’m grieving too much losing a match that I technically never lost…but I guess that’s what the first defeat always does to someone. The only benefit was that Serenity failed to win her match as well, giving me a slight edge on momentum I think. If it doesn’t then so be it, I’m more than glad that no one else on the roster thinks I can win…since it doesn’t only put more expectation on Serenity but also gives me a better chance to prove why I call myself ‘The Main Event.’ Since like Avril said, ‘if you don’t believe in yourself than what’s the point in even trying?’
THE BLACKLIST
The camera begins recording as all it sees were two guys, sitting on a metal folding chair each, with a green screen right behind them. The man sitting on the right was the Australian called Nathan Kyle and the guy sitting on the left was none other than the number one contender to the Television Championship Adrian Jobs. Both men look heavily relaxed, even confident if you will, even though in a couple of days it’ll be the biggest match Chicago native’s career so far, even bigger than main eventing Adrenaline in his second match. So far the bisexual’s win-loss record is at three-one with the one being in a tag match where Jazzy was the one pinned, not him. So, with his pay-per-view debut happening in a couple of days, why should the rookie be so confident about his chances against Serenity, the current Television Champion who has yet to actually defend her Title? After half a minute of joking to each other the duo looked over to the camera with ever so cocky grins, knowing that the camera has just begun recording them.
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS & GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN KYLE
“G’day mates.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Welcome to the first, and possibly only, episode of The Blacklist. I am the starring host, the ‘AWESOME! One,’ Adrian Jobs.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“And I am not only the supporting host but also the ‘Master of The Australian Kiss’ Nathan Kyle.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hey Nathan, what is an Australian kiss?”
While asking his question Adrian turned his head and leaned slightly over to his homosexual buddy.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Oh you don’t know? Well its just like the French kiss but…”
After saying his rhetorical question Kyle lean over towards his best friend. With each word spoken Nathan’s lips got closer and closer to Adrian’s…are they going to make out on live broadcast!?! Suddenly he stopped and looked back over towards the camera lens with a smirk on his face.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Down Under.”
After the Australian said his two words Adrian looked over towards the camera, with a mixed expression of shocked and amazed etched across his face.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“You see why I couldn’t have this kickass show with this amazing motherfucker!?!”
After he said his words the two laughed, like true best friends could, and relaxingly sitting back straight against their respective seat.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Well, I guess the introduction is officially done and dusted…so now to the subject at hand. In two days time I, The Main Event, shall have my pay-per-view debut by starting Beach Brawl off via taking the TV Title from this woman…”
Jobs was clearly trying to be remotely serious, yet still confident, as he spoke about how he wants to have his pay-per-view debut. But at the very moment an image of the Television Champion showed up on the green screen, behind the duo, Nathan suddenly spoke up.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Serenity Annabel Florez, born in Daytona Beach, the daughter of that rich oil guy Alfred Christensen. Her mother, Alicia Florez, was some hooker that he had a daft fling with and pop came Serenity. She was raised for seventeen odd years before running away for disliking her old man.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Du-Dude? How the fuck do you know all that shit about her!?! Did you go on wikipedia or something before we shot this?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Nope, her dad told me so.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“How do you know her dad?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh my god! DUDE! He’s old enough to be your fucking father! Why!?!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I needed the money and he needed somebody to express his disappointment, about Serenity, to.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh god…Serenity, if you’re watching this, here’s a really important piece of news for you…your daddy’s a slut. But maybe that might actually explain a lot about you…you live in a pretty fucked up childhood, with a slut for a father and a whore of a mother. Hell, your little bro and your older sis probably are part of a gang or just getting high every weekend. But then, that would further make me think of how…shameful you are to not only yourself, or that soon to be B-Show Animosity, but to this entire company. Yes I was practically signed to Adrenaline to be either a weekly sacrificial lamb or everyone’s punchline…but look at what I’ve done my first four weeks, I main evented three of them. In my debut I was a main eventing lumberjack, in my second week I main evented the following Adrenaline and the third week I won the main event of Anarchy to earn this Title shot. Yes I lost a tag match on the last Adrenaline but I never got officially beaten in that match, even when it was against both the Titans Champion and the World Champion. What was the nearest thing you got to that Serenity? What was your big breakout moment? Oh yeah, giving a low blow to a hometown boy…not that I’m criticising, if anything I would have done the exact same thing to the exact same person, but what have you specifically done afterwards? Lost to some Alexis Monroe groupie, not impressive. Defeated Colin whatever-his-last-name-is for the vacant Television Title, who’s Colin again…oh yeah, that’s the point Serenity, you’ve done absolutely nothing since becoming two and nought in pay-per-view appearances. And, from what a little birdie told me before I came here, you have yet to actually defend that Title since winning it…what a sham of a ‘Champion.’ Call me old-fashioned but, in my books, a Champion’s greatness is rated by their Title defences…not by how long they can hold the belt without actually defending it. Yes that was a message for you too Ryan Jackson, but back to you Serenity…or Miss ‘Paper-Champion,’ I could possibly babble on about how feeble you are compared to me, and possibly make the audience fall asleep while doing so, but I think I’d prefer to look at how you could have possibly become a pretty bad disappointment. Let’s start at your childhood, huh.”
While the self-proclaimed ‘Main Event’ turned his words, originally directed at his Aussie pal, into a verbal barrage towards Serenity…Nathan was leaning back on his seat and began to, very slowly, take his top off in a possible attempt to tease both the men and women in the audience, since not much people knew of Kyle’s homosexuality until he admitted to having some ‘special time’ with the Television Champion’s father. Jobs seem to be content with belittling the Champion but, out of the corner of his Chicago born eyes, he could tell that Nathan was getting bored…so he quickly decided to jump to the second image, an image that Adrian claimed was Serenity during her childhood. At the picture Nathan burst out laughing, in an almost uncontrollable frenzy.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Jesus, mate, are you sure that this is Serenity’s childhood picture? She looks more like the Madeline McCann of the Conehead family.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yeah I’m sure bud. I am one hundred percent sure that this is Serenity during her college years. But Serenity, were you bullied in your childhood for having a freakish forehead? I mean, I’m sure you can crack coconuts open with that kind of noggin. You were probably not only refused by the cheerleaders on the first day but frequently picked on by them while the jocks simply laughed at the look of…a look so unappealing that even those nerds at chess club said ‘fuck no, you’re ugly.’ Kinda amazing how they thought that this girl was hideous, since when puberty finally hits you grew into a true beauty…on the outside. But on the inside you’re still has hideous as those college chums…hell, on day you’re probably going to make out with the groom at your sister’s wedding or something before even getting to face me in the ring. But there are a few firm differences between the Champion that you were and what Champion I’ll be…one, nobody truly gives a shit about the TV Champion and when I hold it the Television Title will the most spoke off Championship on Adrenaline. Two, when was the last time you main evented anything? Never? …really? …Really? …REALLY? May I end the show or start the show, like I will at Beach Brawl, I’ll always be ‘The Main Event.’ And number three…I would never walk out on whoever management puts me with in a tag team match. Yes, Serenity, I do watch Animosity now and then…and no matter how much you claimed that ‘Loser Saint’ guy screwed you over, the truth of the matter is that he needed you and you turned your back on him. I’m not complaining about what you’ve done, since that git was such a dick back in training, I’m just showing evidence at how…spiteful…you are towards people like me Miss Florez. You’ve been here for three, four, odd months and what have you done except win that Championship? Can’t think of anything? Why duh, that’s the point Serenity…even Catelyn ‘La Titch’ has done more than you in her Titans Championship reigns. Look at what I’ve done, three main events in four weeks and two of them were televised. If that doesn’t scream worthy contender than I don’t know what will…especially considering how degraded the TV Title has been since being around your, inactive, waist. Wins the belt, that the original Champion vacated, then takes a month or so to finally have the chance to defend it…what a pretender…”
Adrian quickly turned his attention to trash talking his pay-per-view opponent, shortly after replying to his Australian pal, again. Maybe the contender is trying to be, at least partly, serious about the biggest match in the male’s young career. Maybe the public expectation of Serenity walking over him has made Jobs realise that he’ll soon be hitting the ‘wall’ if he doesn’t start setting his priorities straight. When the word ‘pretender’ departed from his Chicago lips Nathan stood up from his seat and Adrian was slightly surprised by this.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hey Nathan, what’s wrong?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Nothing’s wrong, just getting us some beer.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Let me guess…Fosters?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Get some Australian in you.”
Was the Aussie’s simple reply and Adrian laughed lightly at this as Kyle walked off, probably towards the kitchen to get a pair of ice cold Fosters. While waiting for his buddy the undefeated rookie pulled a small remote out of his back pocket and pressed the blue button. This caused the image, on the green screen, to change again but this time to an image of Jobs confidently holding the Television Title over his right shoulder. This image was clearly photoshopped since Adrian as yet to touch a legitimate Championship belt let alone actually holding one as his own. Yet the fuxhawked male glanced at the picture and smirked quite confidently before looking back at the camera and speaking up once again.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Man, wouldn’t it be great to have the Television Champion over my shoulder. I am already ‘The Main Event’ but having that Title would be the perfect stepping stone to my stardom. I mean, not only could I get more celebrities interested in WEW but I could also end next month as the World fucking Champion. Seriously bro, I could become a double Champion next month as soon as I defeat you Serenity. Yes you have more experience in the ring than I do…yes you’ve done some backyard fighting while the most hardcore thing I did was slipping off the top rope during my training…but am I intimidated by that? NO! Shall this match be a cakewalk for you Serenity? NO! Will the first match, at Beach Brawl, be nothing more than a mediocre show starter? NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO…”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Think fast, mate!”
Those word caught Adrian by surprise and caused him to look over to his left…SMACK! Out of almost nowhere, in the camera’s view, a Fosters can flew in the air and nailed Jobs on the forehead, causing the usually overconfident male to fall off the chair and onto the floor. Then Nathan came back into the camera’s view with a can of Fosters in his hand as he sat down on his seat, popped open the can and began to drink out of it. Meanwhile Adrian gingerly got back onto his chair, a light bruise appearing on his forehead, while holing the now slightly dented can in his right hand.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Dude! What the fuck was that for!?!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I said ‘think fast,’ what else would you think I meant?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“But you threw a fucking Fosters at me, how was I suppose to react to that!?!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Like I said…think fast. Oh, what did I miss?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“The part where I would look totally amazing with the Television Title over my shoulders.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Oh…so now we close this show up with me I saying the questions and you answering each one in your own way?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yeah, we’re at that point…ow…with throws like that that could have been Australia’s Andrew Strauss …”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“The coach, back at school, was highly discriminative towards homosexuals…anyway…question time. Is Serenity’s dad a slut?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Is Serenity’s mother a whore?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Are you going to defeat Serenity for the Television Championship?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Will you use the television title to Adrenaline the true A-Show?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“YES! YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“And why will you do so?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Because I’m…wait for it……wait for it………”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS & GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN KYLE[/b][/font][/color]
“AWESOME!!!”
Nathan Kyle decided to do the ‘awesome’ shout with his friend for a laugh and the two definitely began chuckling about afterwards as Adrian opened up his can. While the two began drinking their respective beer the camera’s ran out of power and ended its recording.
Epilogue
Here I stand behind the black curtains. “Shameless” by All Time Low was still playing so I guess Serenity is still making her entrance, since the Champion always enters first. In a matter of seconds I walk through these curtains and my pay-per-view debut shall begin. Even though I’ve been commented to be a ‘not so serious’ person, whom I’m proud to admit, I can feel the shivers going down my spine as the Champion’s theme died down. I’ve beaten Austin Clements, Ryan Jackson, Brutus Magnus, Alistair King and Kevin Kilbourne to be here…I deserve this shot and I deserve to have this pay-per-view debut. The butterflies, in my stomach, shall become eagles at the moment I go through these curtains but maybe that is what all people secretly feels before challenging the Champion. I’ve earned my shot, I’ve earned my spot on Beach Brawl and, in front of this Seattle crowd, I shall earn my Television Championship reign. At the moment “Sorry You’re Not A Winner” by Enter Shikari barely entered my ears I grinned my confident grin. Its now time for to not be Adrian Gallahan, some kid from Chicago, its time to be Adrian Jobs. Its time to be the Main Event and as I charge through those curtains…its time to be awesome.[/center]