Post by MasterEvil on Dec 3, 2012 10:19:47 GMT
AN AMAZING BLOWJOB
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Ah man, in all my years I have never experienced such an amazing blowjob. A full five stars…ten out of ten…if giving a blowjob was an Olympic sport I would have given you with the gold medal…”
Laying on the sofa, recovering from what he is currently claiming to be the greatest blowjob he ever received while being completely nude, is Adrian Jobs. Six nights ago Adrian Jobs helped his team of Kevin Kilbourne and Calvin Harris defeat Team Nathan members Brutus Magnus, Alistair King and Ryan Jackson in a six man tag, with fellow Team Nathan member Tom Sykes as the special guest referee, and this week Adrian was looking forward to Adrenaline. He doubt he’d get a World Title shot for it but the very least he expected, and what he mostly wanted, was a singles match against Brutus…the Team Nathan member who Jobs laid out with the Chicago Bank Job during that main event. But this week Adrian is given the main event of Anarchy against Kevin for a shot at the Television Title. Adrian has nothing against Kevin, considering the two were partners for two consecutive weeks, and he holds no beef against the Television Title…it was just that his team won the main event of Adrenaline and now he is not even on TV. But there is always a bright side to things…two main events in three weeks is a very, very, good thing for any rookie’s career. But right now the question could be this…who just gave Jobs such a brilliant blowjob? Coco? Arvil?
Nope…not even close.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I’m sure there are better blowjob givers than me, but thanks for the compliment mate.”
Standing there in his freshly dressed spandex is Nathan Kyle, Adrian’s Australian buddy from his college days, and now its obvious that Adrian is currently in Mister Kyle’s house. After ten odd minutes Adrian was dressed in his grey shorts with a bright red shirt while Nathan decided to go topless, to most likely show off his perfect abs. The two sat down next to each other at a table, a can of Fosters for each male and a laptop between the two, and it didn’t take long for Nathan to ask Adrian about what he’ll be doing tomorrow night…then a puzzled expression appeared on Kyle’s face once Jobs made his answer.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Who’s Kevin Kilbourne?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Check the WEW website if you want to know what Kevin looks like.”
So, in a matter of minutes, the Aussie did do that and he instantly licked his lips at the sight he got.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Oh mate, his ass looks so firm…I’d love to do so many things to that body…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Why not take my place in this match then?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I’m a lover, not a fighter…and I don’t fancy having someone beat on my abs. Wait, why don‘t you want to face Kevin?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Well…I’ve got nothing personal against him but there are a couple of reasons why I’m not looking forward to this match. One, we’ve been colleagues for two straight weeks and it feels kinda wrong to beat down a teammate for just a Title shot. And two, while I don’t have anything against the Television Title…I actually don’t want a shot at it, personally, I would rather fight for either Catelyn Vaine’s newly won Titans Championship or even beat the British Alliance twosome back-to-back, at this Beach Brawl pay-per-view thing, than battle the seemingly unstoppable Serenity. No offence to Serenity but I actually think that the Television Title is nothing more than a jobber’s Championship.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“So you won’t risk your neck for a Title that you think is below you.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yes.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Meaning that you’re just going to throw the match over to Kevin Kilbourne, a guy who twice tried and failed to win the World Championship while headlining pay-per-views?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“…No.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“A guy who tried to make his WEW claim to fame by being part of a team that combusted after just three weeks?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“A guy who have spent the most of the pass month or two opening pre-show after pre-show?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No! No! No! NOOOOOO!!!!!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Okay then, mate, tell me why you’ll defeat Kevin Kilbourne, the same guy who had your back for back-to-back Adrenaline main events?”
Even though Nathan Kyle claimed to know nout about Kevin…he does seem quite knowledgeable, perhaps he was looking up facts about Kilbourne while Jobs spoke out his words of why he wasn’t looking forward to this match. Yes or no, either way it seemed that the gay Aussie has motivated his buddy to have more conviction entering this match up.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“You want to know why I’ll win? Fine, I’ll tell you. Kevin Kilbourne had his chance for glory at least three times and all three times Kilbourne has blown them. I’m the new kid, the new blood and main eventing both Adrenaline and Anarchy in a span of three weeks just proves how truly unlimited my potential is. I know that with the Television Title Kevin could have an undeniable shot at the World Champion, no matter what Nathan Parker say or do…but I’m younger than Kevin, I’m more committed than he is, I’ve got more motivation and conviction while he tried and failed on separate occasions with two different names. This is by far the biggest opportunity in my young career and, if I win, I could end up being the TV Champ after my fifth match. I have nout against Kevin, if anything I could see him being a brilliant mentor to have in a career as young as mine…but in a wrestling company full of ‘Paper Champions’ Adrenaline desperately needs someone like me to not only be on television but also to draw the celebrities in. Unlike Kilbourne, I could easily draw the interest of many celebrities into Adrenaline, thus proving that the green brand is the main brand, by bearing the Television Championship either around my fine waist or over my great shoulder. Yes Kevin is greatly consistent when motivated but I can see it in his eyes that his motivation is slipping down the toilet.”
Nathan Kyle kept quiet while the, self-professed, ‘Awesome One’ began to speak out his word. The Australian held a tiny bit concerned when Adrian mentioned his first name but sighed lightly after realising that the Adrenaline general manager has the same name has him. When Jobs finished speaking Nathan thought it was a good time to speak up, but just stopped himself in time before he realised that the Chicago born rookie was only taking a momentarily breathe.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Is it worth going all-out and risk a few dangerous botches for a simple Title shot? NO! is it worth going all-out and risk a few dangerous botches to remain undefeated after three matches? YES! Even if it wasn’t me who scored the winning fall, I was still part of the winning team at the main event of last week’s Adrenaline and that just simply proves that I am ‘The Main Event,’ which I shall proudly prove by defeating Kevin Kilbourne on the main event of tomorrow night’s Anarchy. So will I win a shot at Serenity’s Television Title tomorrow night? YES! Will I prove to the world why I am ‘The Main Event’ tomorrow night? YES! Shall I finish this entire month undefeated? YES! YES! YEEEESSSSSSS!!! And am I so sure and so damn confident leading into Anarchy, Nathan? Because I…am…without a shadow of a doubt…AWESOME!”
Nathan was one, of possibly many people, who found Adrian’s ‘yes’ ‘no’ and ‘awesome’ shouts very annoying but the homosexual knew that this was al part of Jobs’ character so he didn’t say a word about it, even when the Chicago native simply yelled ‘awesome’ in his face. Once the smaller male finished shouting out his last word he wolfed down his Fosters and sighed lightly.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Is that a good enough reason?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Sure was mate.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Good, because I got to leave and meet up with Coco…she’s asked me to help her pack her things for her Texan tour with her girl band, see ya Nathan.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“See ya bud, keep that sexy ass in good shape.”
After hearing the Aussie’s way of saying ‘bye’ Adrian quickly exited Kyle’s house. Mister Kyle meanwhile pulled a voice recorder, out of the front of his bottoms, and pressed stop. He then listened to what seem to be recorded and grinned.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“And who say homosexuals can’t record shit?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Ah man, in all my years I have never experienced such an amazing blowjob. A full five stars…ten out of ten…if giving a blowjob was an Olympic sport I would have given you with the gold medal…”
Laying on the sofa, recovering from what he is currently claiming to be the greatest blowjob he ever received while being completely nude, is Adrian Jobs. Six nights ago Adrian Jobs helped his team of Kevin Kilbourne and Calvin Harris defeat Team Nathan members Brutus Magnus, Alistair King and Ryan Jackson in a six man tag, with fellow Team Nathan member Tom Sykes as the special guest referee, and this week Adrian was looking forward to Adrenaline. He doubt he’d get a World Title shot for it but the very least he expected, and what he mostly wanted, was a singles match against Brutus…the Team Nathan member who Jobs laid out with the Chicago Bank Job during that main event. But this week Adrian is given the main event of Anarchy against Kevin for a shot at the Television Title. Adrian has nothing against Kevin, considering the two were partners for two consecutive weeks, and he holds no beef against the Television Title…it was just that his team won the main event of Adrenaline and now he is not even on TV. But there is always a bright side to things…two main events in three weeks is a very, very, good thing for any rookie’s career. But right now the question could be this…who just gave Jobs such a brilliant blowjob? Coco? Arvil?
Nope…not even close.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I’m sure there are better blowjob givers than me, but thanks for the compliment mate.”
Standing there in his freshly dressed spandex is Nathan Kyle, Adrian’s Australian buddy from his college days, and now its obvious that Adrian is currently in Mister Kyle’s house. After ten odd minutes Adrian was dressed in his grey shorts with a bright red shirt while Nathan decided to go topless, to most likely show off his perfect abs. The two sat down next to each other at a table, a can of Fosters for each male and a laptop between the two, and it didn’t take long for Nathan to ask Adrian about what he’ll be doing tomorrow night…then a puzzled expression appeared on Kyle’s face once Jobs made his answer.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Who’s Kevin Kilbourne?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Check the WEW website if you want to know what Kevin looks like.”
So, in a matter of minutes, the Aussie did do that and he instantly licked his lips at the sight he got.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Oh mate, his ass looks so firm…I’d love to do so many things to that body…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Why not take my place in this match then?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I’m a lover, not a fighter…and I don’t fancy having someone beat on my abs. Wait, why don‘t you want to face Kevin?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Well…I’ve got nothing personal against him but there are a couple of reasons why I’m not looking forward to this match. One, we’ve been colleagues for two straight weeks and it feels kinda wrong to beat down a teammate for just a Title shot. And two, while I don’t have anything against the Television Title…I actually don’t want a shot at it, personally, I would rather fight for either Catelyn Vaine’s newly won Titans Championship or even beat the British Alliance twosome back-to-back, at this Beach Brawl pay-per-view thing, than battle the seemingly unstoppable Serenity. No offence to Serenity but I actually think that the Television Title is nothing more than a jobber’s Championship.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“So you won’t risk your neck for a Title that you think is below you.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yes.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Meaning that you’re just going to throw the match over to Kevin Kilbourne, a guy who twice tried and failed to win the World Championship while headlining pay-per-views?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“…No.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“A guy who tried to make his WEW claim to fame by being part of a team that combusted after just three weeks?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“A guy who have spent the most of the pass month or two opening pre-show after pre-show?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No! No! No! NOOOOOO!!!!!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Okay then, mate, tell me why you’ll defeat Kevin Kilbourne, the same guy who had your back for back-to-back Adrenaline main events?”
Even though Nathan Kyle claimed to know nout about Kevin…he does seem quite knowledgeable, perhaps he was looking up facts about Kilbourne while Jobs spoke out his words of why he wasn’t looking forward to this match. Yes or no, either way it seemed that the gay Aussie has motivated his buddy to have more conviction entering this match up.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“You want to know why I’ll win? Fine, I’ll tell you. Kevin Kilbourne had his chance for glory at least three times and all three times Kilbourne has blown them. I’m the new kid, the new blood and main eventing both Adrenaline and Anarchy in a span of three weeks just proves how truly unlimited my potential is. I know that with the Television Title Kevin could have an undeniable shot at the World Champion, no matter what Nathan Parker say or do…but I’m younger than Kevin, I’m more committed than he is, I’ve got more motivation and conviction while he tried and failed on separate occasions with two different names. This is by far the biggest opportunity in my young career and, if I win, I could end up being the TV Champ after my fifth match. I have nout against Kevin, if anything I could see him being a brilliant mentor to have in a career as young as mine…but in a wrestling company full of ‘Paper Champions’ Adrenaline desperately needs someone like me to not only be on television but also to draw the celebrities in. Unlike Kilbourne, I could easily draw the interest of many celebrities into Adrenaline, thus proving that the green brand is the main brand, by bearing the Television Championship either around my fine waist or over my great shoulder. Yes Kevin is greatly consistent when motivated but I can see it in his eyes that his motivation is slipping down the toilet.”
Nathan Kyle kept quiet while the, self-professed, ‘Awesome One’ began to speak out his word. The Australian held a tiny bit concerned when Adrian mentioned his first name but sighed lightly after realising that the Adrenaline general manager has the same name has him. When Jobs finished speaking Nathan thought it was a good time to speak up, but just stopped himself in time before he realised that the Chicago born rookie was only taking a momentarily breathe.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Is it worth going all-out and risk a few dangerous botches for a simple Title shot? NO! is it worth going all-out and risk a few dangerous botches to remain undefeated after three matches? YES! Even if it wasn’t me who scored the winning fall, I was still part of the winning team at the main event of last week’s Adrenaline and that just simply proves that I am ‘The Main Event,’ which I shall proudly prove by defeating Kevin Kilbourne on the main event of tomorrow night’s Anarchy. So will I win a shot at Serenity’s Television Title tomorrow night? YES! Will I prove to the world why I am ‘The Main Event’ tomorrow night? YES! Shall I finish this entire month undefeated? YES! YES! YEEEESSSSSSS!!! And am I so sure and so damn confident leading into Anarchy, Nathan? Because I…am…without a shadow of a doubt…AWESOME!”
Nathan was one, of possibly many people, who found Adrian’s ‘yes’ ‘no’ and ‘awesome’ shouts very annoying but the homosexual knew that this was al part of Jobs’ character so he didn’t say a word about it, even when the Chicago native simply yelled ‘awesome’ in his face. Once the smaller male finished shouting out his last word he wolfed down his Fosters and sighed lightly.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Is that a good enough reason?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Sure was mate.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Good, because I got to leave and meet up with Coco…she’s asked me to help her pack her things for her Texan tour with her girl band, see ya Nathan.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“See ya bud, keep that sexy ass in good shape.”
After hearing the Aussie’s way of saying ‘bye’ Adrian quickly exited Kyle’s house. Mister Kyle meanwhile pulled a voice recorder, out of the front of his bottoms, and pressed stop. He then listened to what seem to be recorded and grinned.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“And who say homosexuals can’t record shit?”