Post by MasterEvil on Oct 16, 2011 20:42:27 GMT
Scene One: Convincing The Writer
Time: 4:12PM 10th Wednesday August 2011
The location is a town, in England, called Castle Donnington. Please don’t get misled by the name, Donnington isn’t a castle…actually, it use to be just a castle. But one day the people living there decided that the castle isn’t big enough to occupy a population, so they took down the castle brick by brick and built a town using these bricks. See recycling isn’t a new thing, it happened centuries ago. Anyway, back to the scene. There is nothing much to see in Donnington, except of an airport and the infamous racetrack known has Donnington Park, which is known for three years of Download/Monsters of Rock and multiple motorsports. Other then that, nothing is really interesting about Donnington. So why would somebody go there? In the centre there is a ‘bus station’ that just looks like two bus stops next to each other and a bus stopped by it. Then an odd looking female walked out of the bus, this person looked odd since she is wearing a thick hoodie in the middle of the summer.
Anyway, as soon has she walked out of the bus the hooded figure turned right and got to the traffic lights. After pasting them she went up a steep hill, all the way to a t-junction. Without a moment to waste the girl turned right towards a street called “The Green” and followed the path. The hooded girl ignored the first right turn, the second right and the t-junction right after that. She just continued past “School Lane” until there were two streets on the left. The female went to the second one entitled “Kirkland Close” and found a house on the right with a dark blue glass front door. Instead of going to the door she went next to the house and through a gate to the back garden before opening the French window. The hooded girl spotted that a nearby computer is being used by a certain seventeen year old male and began to speak.
: Peter Smith…I haven’t seen you in a long time, ever since Wrestlemania VI actually…where you screwed me of my job.
Her voice was calm and when she spoke a huge shockwave was sent through the male’s spine and he spun around in total shock. He was wearing blue pants with a black t-shirt, decorated with death all over, and black Umbro socks. The male stuttered has he spoke in disbelief.
Peter-The Writer-Smith: L-L-L-Lena Katina, I-I-is that you?
And to he surprise the female took her hood off to reveal who she was. Her red hair, her beautiful eyes, her Russian curves…this was Lena Katina. And she began speaking calmly in her Russian accent.
Lena Katina: Yes Peter, it is me and I think you owe me big time for giving up on me when it mattered the most.
Peter-The Writer-Smith: O-O-Okay Lena…what do you have in mind?
Lena Katina: Did you know that Mickey Fandango might be unable to deliver his promo in time to the WWH for his World Title defence?
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Yes…
Lena Katina: And if he doesn’t post it the WWH will automatically book Harlow Michaels to be the new World Heavyweight Champion by no-show, right?
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Yes…
Lena Katina: So here is where I am going with this. Since I don’t want Harlow to win it by no-show, but win it instead by truthfully defeating someone head up, you write me a promo and send it to them if Fandango doesn’t show…okay?
Peter-The Writer-Smith: What? You want me to give you, a character that I gave up with last year, a chance to be World Champion?
Lena Katina: You do owe me…and seeing that you have written promos in the past for me, Middley, Ruby and that Scar guy…I don’t think you lack the ability to…
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Well tuff! Blow you Lena, I ditched you because I have nothing for you. You already have a return match against some Mandy Maxwell at Inner Circle. Be happy enough I considered bringing you back. So no, I will not write this promo and there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.
A few hours of dragging and diving later.
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Oh god! Oh god! I’ll do it! I’ll write the damn promo! I’ll even write this whole you meeting me has a promo! I’ll also add this part in it! Just please don’t let me face the Oblivion!
This “Oblivion” was no creature nor monster, this “Oblivion” is also no form of weapon. Instead the “Oblivion” is a roller coaster that Alton Towers is famous for. It was a basic roller coaster but at a certain point there is an epic fifty foot odd drop…yet it doesn’t just let you drop. It stops at the start of it, so you could regain your composure and see this shear drop for a second or two before falling straight down into it. Being a writer of the Chris Middley role-plays you expect me to be fearless, but you’re wrong. I am scared to fucking hell of heights at time, in planes I’m alright but not roller coasters because I could see how far I could fall. So obviously Lena Katina has got her way with the writer and grinned lightly before saying.
Lena Katina: Good English boy, now lets get to your computer and start that promo.
After saying that Lena held my hand and was about to lead me away. But instead she ran and yanked me all the way to the high-speed spinning Sonic Ball roller coaster…that bitch.
Scene Two: I'll Make You Famous!
Time: 5:11 PM 11th Thursday August 2011
Walking around backstage of an arena that the company known has WWH is using for this week’s Showdown is a certain redheaded Russian girl. This young woman is wearing blue tight-fitting jeans with a red v-neck and a silver necklace. This diva’s name is Lena Katina and she wasn’t unfamiliar with the things in the arena. This was because she use to wrestle for the WWH and her last match for them was at Wrestlemania Six against Chris Middley in a match that, with him winning it, she was fired and told to never come back. But during her time away the World Wrestling headquarters died twice so that contract clause died has well, meaning that Lena is fully allegeable to return to the company. The reason for her being here at this time is at the moment unknown, considering that she is an Inner Circle Diva, but this was revealed when miss Katina spotted a cameraman walking about. She got to him andpaid convinced the camera-user to record the Russian singer for has long as she wish. So after neatening her clothing she signalled the WWH cameraman that he can begin recording now, for first wrestling promo in over a year has begun.
Lena Katina: Hello there everyone. For those who remembers me I can gladly say that I’ve returned to the WWH after over a year’s absence and if you don’t remember me…then I’ll introduce myself. My name is Lena Katina and, besides the fact that I am a former member of t.A.T.u, I have wrestled here in the World Wrestling Headquarters during the years of two-thousand-and-nine and two-thousand-and-ten.
After saying those words the Russian smiled sweetly towards the camera lens. Was she trying to portray herself as a very friendly innocent Russian superstar or was this just an introduction to a typical Russia styled heel promo? And why is Lena Katina back in the company that she haven’t even bothered to make friends in before? What would motivate a successful signer to come back to the same company she was booted out of? Maybe at lease the last of these questions could possibly be answered when she began to speak up again.
Lena Katina: I know I have requested to be signed up to Inner Circle but from what the word of the street say, one Mickey Fandango might be unable to even show up to this underdog challenge against Harlow Michaels. This could potentially make miss Michaels the World Heavyweight Champion of Showdown without even breaking a single piece of sweat on anything. Call me old-fashioned, call me a goody two shoe and, hell, call me a typical Russian. But I believe that if you win a Championship yet haven’t done anything to achieve it…then you don’t deserve the right to be called “Champion”, no offence Harlow. I know you are a two time Tag Team Champion but what have you done by yourself? What was that? Nothing? Ding-ding, you are correct. I have nothing against you Harlow but after your futile campaign to be both a Hall of Hero member and the Bombshell Champion, yes I have watched Legacy, I see nothing in you but a shadow of what you could have been. Please take this the wrong way Harlow, if anything, you’re the one I class has the best personality backstage. But if its alright with you I would like to compare myself with you.
Once all those words were spoken brought something out of her old best friend Ruby’s playbook…pictures. So the young Russian pulled out two pictures; the left being of Lena herself and the right being of Harlow Michaels. For her first wrestling promo in over a year it was almost like the singer never left and she grinned lightly. Secretly Lena knew she was facing steep odds of even being allowed to replace anyone in a match, let alone the World Heavyweight Champion Mickey Fandango, but if it’ll allow her to compete she’ll happily just represent Mickey and he’ll still be classed has Champion. Yet these thoughts didn’t stop her from continuing to speak.
Lena Katina: Even though we are known for completely different things, the way we have evolved are extremely familiar. We started in successful team, me with t.A.T.u and you with Amanda Cortez, while we were in these teams the success and fame came in but eventually our teams had to split. What have you done after the split? Hardly anything at all except a few failed attempts of being possibly famous, proving you’re the World Wrestling Headquarters’ Marty Janetty. Meanwhile I bided my time before slowly beginning to release my solo project, which is already well liked by thousands upon thousands, proving that was like the Shawn Michaels of my team. So while you’re seeking fame at all cost, even if it means making yourself look more of an idiot then you are right now, I’m already famous for not only being one half of the greatest musical export from Russia but also my ability to actually act. I have nothing against you Harlow, and I’m not fully sure if I’m the right person to do this or not…but if no one else will test you to see if you deserve the right, I’ll battle you for the right to be known has the World Heavyweight Champion.
Katina tried her best to sound has unbiased as possible but she is human and all humans have weaknesses of their own. Discounting her size the Russian’s greatest weakness is just her ego and so she might of made herself sound like a future megastar but if you aren’t in a wrestling company to aim big then why are you there in the first place? If you’re fully focused on wrestling you shouldn’t of gave it a go, call it a day and find a new profession. After saying all of these words, in the sweetest tone of her Russian accent, miss Katina bent down and picked up a black bag. Is there anything in this bag? If so then what could this object be? And what is the purpose of this bag if there is nothing in it? Or the purpose of the object that could be in it? The way Lena is slowly rubbing it might show that she’s going answer at lease one of these few questions.
Lena Katina: Maybe I should nickname myself HBK for Heart Break Katina while you should consider changing your name to Harlow Janetty, sounds cool…right? I guess it wouldn’t, but it doesn’t change the simplest fact that if we end up battling each other I’ll beat you in the middle of that ring, one two and three. But, but, but…don’t feel fully ashamed about being unable to defeat me or fail to win your easiest opportunity to become the World Heavyweight Champion. Not everybody can just become World Champion, just look at G-Spot and Devin Copeland for example, last time I’ve checked neither man has been able to win a serious World Championship for their lives but look at what they’ve done. G-Spot is a multi-time International Champion while Devin got a World Title shot at Summerslam. So it isn’t the end of the world if you are completely unable to defeat me when it matters the most, if anything, it’ll just prove that you’re just human. But I do have to admit…you have tried your hardest to be remember by everyone here, so here’s what I can do for you. After I beat you, which is what I’ll do, I’ll reward your greatest efforts with this.
Maybe Lena Katina was sounding kind of mean in her words, especially in her describing the Gothic Girl of WWH has “Harlow Janetty”, but now Katina has put her right hand in the bag to grab the object. Has soon as she got a grip on it the Russian only spent one moment putting it out…it’s a replica of the World Wrestling Headquarters’ World heavyweight Championship, with a lot of stickers and tape all over the place. Is this what Katina want to give Harlow if she defeats her? Why would she dare do that? Hopefully the Russian redhead could answer these questions in her next lot of words.
Lena Katina: Has you can see this is looks exactly like the World Heavyweight Championship, mainly because it is a replica brought on WWH.com, but a bunch of stickers on it. And I like this one here, in the middle: “Sportswomen Championship”. And look here, it already has your name on the little tab here…“Harlow Janetty”, I think I spelt you‘re first name right. By accepting this honour, miss Janetty, you will be the “Sportswoman Champion”, in other words, the biggest loser in the company. Don’t take offence but this Championship is probably going to be the nearest thing you will ever get to a Championship that will etch your name into the history books. So after I beat you and give you this Championship, Harlow Janetty, you can have a bright smile and the pride of being the first, last and only “Sportswomen Champion” in WWH history. The naturally born losers will have someone to down on when they begin to think “how could anyone be a bigger loser then me?” But if you don’t want your very own Championship belt, Harlow Janetty, there is another way you can get yourself in the history books after I defeat you.
Now Lena is getting kind of mean towards her possible opponent on Showdown. Is Katina just using this fake title to emphasize that she thinks that miss Michaels is nothing but the WWH’s version of one Marty Janetty? After a couple of seconds showing off the “Sportswoman Championship” to the WWH camera lens Lena bent down, put the joke of a title belt down and picked up a simple clipboard with a simple blank piece of paper on it. Now what could she could do in this promo? The Russian had made it clear that she doesn’t fully consider Harlow Michaels, or in her view Janetty, has a proper threat. So what is this piece of paper for?
Lena Katina: And that way is very simple actually, be the very first name to be on this piece of paper that is at the moment tiny…but will be massive in the near future. What is that paper for? This piece of paper is the list of casualties that have fallen to me and the Kotenok. And considering that the Kotenok is the name of my finisher, and I am famous in my own right, the Kotenok will make you famous. It will put you in a group of the privileged, the special and the famous. I don’t have anything against you “Goth Girl” neither will I ever have anything against you. But if Mickey Fandango is unable to even be there on time for the match then I’ll be there, with your future Championship and my list, to not only beat you…but unfortunately humiliate you for the sake of my return to the World Wrestling Headquarters. But who knows, if you impress me during the match and I somehow outdo the married couple, yes if you don’t know that Devin and Lucky are in love then you’re has blind as a bat, then you’ll possibly be my third World Title challenger. So until then, Harlow Janetty, I have one last thing to say to you…
Once she said all of these words the Russian redhead smiled sweetly once again. Why the hell is she trying to appear has innocent after saying all these things about poor little, or in Katina’s case big, Gothic Girl? Maybe the singer still pictures herself has a nice person or she ain’t going full out on her nastiness since women can make any man’s life a misery when they get the right buttons. Either way Lena Katina is about to speak to the camera lens for the very last time in this promo.
Lena Katina: If Mickey Fandango doesn’t show then I’ll make you famous!
After saying that the Russian turned to her right and walked off, possibly towards the women’s public locker room. Meanwhile the cameraman knew this was the end so he wisely stopped recording, switched off the camera and walked off towards the production truck. During the female's walk she pulled out a mobile, out of the left pocket of her jeans, and began to call somebody...guess who answered?
Lena Katina: Hey Peter, I've done the promo. Don't get over-damn-confident! I don't care if you're against Harlow Janetty...if I end up losing this match, if I am allowed to compete in the first place, then I'll go back to Donnington and hunt you down. Got that? Good.
Afterthreatening the writer saying her kindly spoken words to whoever she was calling, Lena hung up and put the mobile away. Once she did that the Russian Singer entered the public women's locker room. Will she be able to beat Harlow Michaels after over a year of in-ring inactivity? Will Adrian Hart even permit the Russian to replace Fandango if he doesn't show up? And what if she wins? Hopefully all these questions will be answered on this Friday Night Showdown.
Time: 4:12PM 10th Wednesday August 2011
The location is a town, in England, called Castle Donnington. Please don’t get misled by the name, Donnington isn’t a castle…actually, it use to be just a castle. But one day the people living there decided that the castle isn’t big enough to occupy a population, so they took down the castle brick by brick and built a town using these bricks. See recycling isn’t a new thing, it happened centuries ago. Anyway, back to the scene. There is nothing much to see in Donnington, except of an airport and the infamous racetrack known has Donnington Park, which is known for three years of Download/Monsters of Rock and multiple motorsports. Other then that, nothing is really interesting about Donnington. So why would somebody go there? In the centre there is a ‘bus station’ that just looks like two bus stops next to each other and a bus stopped by it. Then an odd looking female walked out of the bus, this person looked odd since she is wearing a thick hoodie in the middle of the summer.
Anyway, as soon has she walked out of the bus the hooded figure turned right and got to the traffic lights. After pasting them she went up a steep hill, all the way to a t-junction. Without a moment to waste the girl turned right towards a street called “The Green” and followed the path. The hooded girl ignored the first right turn, the second right and the t-junction right after that. She just continued past “School Lane” until there were two streets on the left. The female went to the second one entitled “Kirkland Close” and found a house on the right with a dark blue glass front door. Instead of going to the door she went next to the house and through a gate to the back garden before opening the French window. The hooded girl spotted that a nearby computer is being used by a certain seventeen year old male and began to speak.
: Peter Smith…I haven’t seen you in a long time, ever since Wrestlemania VI actually…where you screwed me of my job.Her voice was calm and when she spoke a huge shockwave was sent through the male’s spine and he spun around in total shock. He was wearing blue pants with a black t-shirt, decorated with death all over, and black Umbro socks. The male stuttered has he spoke in disbelief.
Peter-The Writer-Smith: L-L-L-Lena Katina, I-I-is that you?
And to he surprise the female took her hood off to reveal who she was. Her red hair, her beautiful eyes, her Russian curves…this was Lena Katina. And she began speaking calmly in her Russian accent.
Lena Katina: Yes Peter, it is me and I think you owe me big time for giving up on me when it mattered the most.
Peter-The Writer-Smith: O-O-Okay Lena…what do you have in mind?
Lena Katina: Did you know that Mickey Fandango might be unable to deliver his promo in time to the WWH for his World Title defence?
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Yes…
Lena Katina: And if he doesn’t post it the WWH will automatically book Harlow Michaels to be the new World Heavyweight Champion by no-show, right?
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Yes…
Lena Katina: So here is where I am going with this. Since I don’t want Harlow to win it by no-show, but win it instead by truthfully defeating someone head up, you write me a promo and send it to them if Fandango doesn’t show…okay?
Peter-The Writer-Smith: What? You want me to give you, a character that I gave up with last year, a chance to be World Champion?
Lena Katina: You do owe me…and seeing that you have written promos in the past for me, Middley, Ruby and that Scar guy…I don’t think you lack the ability to…
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Well tuff! Blow you Lena, I ditched you because I have nothing for you. You already have a return match against some Mandy Maxwell at Inner Circle. Be happy enough I considered bringing you back. So no, I will not write this promo and there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.
A few hours of dragging and diving later.
Peter-The Writer-Smith: Oh god! Oh god! I’ll do it! I’ll write the damn promo! I’ll even write this whole you meeting me has a promo! I’ll also add this part in it! Just please don’t let me face the Oblivion!
This “Oblivion” was no creature nor monster, this “Oblivion” is also no form of weapon. Instead the “Oblivion” is a roller coaster that Alton Towers is famous for. It was a basic roller coaster but at a certain point there is an epic fifty foot odd drop…yet it doesn’t just let you drop. It stops at the start of it, so you could regain your composure and see this shear drop for a second or two before falling straight down into it. Being a writer of the Chris Middley role-plays you expect me to be fearless, but you’re wrong. I am scared to fucking hell of heights at time, in planes I’m alright but not roller coasters because I could see how far I could fall. So obviously Lena Katina has got her way with the writer and grinned lightly before saying.
Lena Katina: Good English boy, now lets get to your computer and start that promo.
After saying that Lena held my hand and was about to lead me away. But instead she ran and yanked me all the way to the high-speed spinning Sonic Ball roller coaster…that bitch.
Scene Two: I'll Make You Famous!
Time: 5:11 PM 11th Thursday August 2011
Walking around backstage of an arena that the company known has WWH is using for this week’s Showdown is a certain redheaded Russian girl. This young woman is wearing blue tight-fitting jeans with a red v-neck and a silver necklace. This diva’s name is Lena Katina and she wasn’t unfamiliar with the things in the arena. This was because she use to wrestle for the WWH and her last match for them was at Wrestlemania Six against Chris Middley in a match that, with him winning it, she was fired and told to never come back. But during her time away the World Wrestling headquarters died twice so that contract clause died has well, meaning that Lena is fully allegeable to return to the company. The reason for her being here at this time is at the moment unknown, considering that she is an Inner Circle Diva, but this was revealed when miss Katina spotted a cameraman walking about. She got to him and
Lena Katina: Hello there everyone. For those who remembers me I can gladly say that I’ve returned to the WWH after over a year’s absence and if you don’t remember me…then I’ll introduce myself. My name is Lena Katina and, besides the fact that I am a former member of t.A.T.u, I have wrestled here in the World Wrestling Headquarters during the years of two-thousand-and-nine and two-thousand-and-ten.
After saying those words the Russian smiled sweetly towards the camera lens. Was she trying to portray herself as a very friendly innocent Russian superstar or was this just an introduction to a typical Russia styled heel promo? And why is Lena Katina back in the company that she haven’t even bothered to make friends in before? What would motivate a successful signer to come back to the same company she was booted out of? Maybe at lease the last of these questions could possibly be answered when she began to speak up again.
Lena Katina: I know I have requested to be signed up to Inner Circle but from what the word of the street say, one Mickey Fandango might be unable to even show up to this underdog challenge against Harlow Michaels. This could potentially make miss Michaels the World Heavyweight Champion of Showdown without even breaking a single piece of sweat on anything. Call me old-fashioned, call me a goody two shoe and, hell, call me a typical Russian. But I believe that if you win a Championship yet haven’t done anything to achieve it…then you don’t deserve the right to be called “Champion”, no offence Harlow. I know you are a two time Tag Team Champion but what have you done by yourself? What was that? Nothing? Ding-ding, you are correct. I have nothing against you Harlow but after your futile campaign to be both a Hall of Hero member and the Bombshell Champion, yes I have watched Legacy, I see nothing in you but a shadow of what you could have been. Please take this the wrong way Harlow, if anything, you’re the one I class has the best personality backstage. But if its alright with you I would like to compare myself with you.
Once all those words were spoken brought something out of her old best friend Ruby’s playbook…pictures. So the young Russian pulled out two pictures; the left being of Lena herself and the right being of Harlow Michaels. For her first wrestling promo in over a year it was almost like the singer never left and she grinned lightly. Secretly Lena knew she was facing steep odds of even being allowed to replace anyone in a match, let alone the World Heavyweight Champion Mickey Fandango, but if it’ll allow her to compete she’ll happily just represent Mickey and he’ll still be classed has Champion. Yet these thoughts didn’t stop her from continuing to speak.
Lena Katina: Even though we are known for completely different things, the way we have evolved are extremely familiar. We started in successful team, me with t.A.T.u and you with Amanda Cortez, while we were in these teams the success and fame came in but eventually our teams had to split. What have you done after the split? Hardly anything at all except a few failed attempts of being possibly famous, proving you’re the World Wrestling Headquarters’ Marty Janetty. Meanwhile I bided my time before slowly beginning to release my solo project, which is already well liked by thousands upon thousands, proving that was like the Shawn Michaels of my team. So while you’re seeking fame at all cost, even if it means making yourself look more of an idiot then you are right now, I’m already famous for not only being one half of the greatest musical export from Russia but also my ability to actually act. I have nothing against you Harlow, and I’m not fully sure if I’m the right person to do this or not…but if no one else will test you to see if you deserve the right, I’ll battle you for the right to be known has the World Heavyweight Champion.
Katina tried her best to sound has unbiased as possible but she is human and all humans have weaknesses of their own. Discounting her size the Russian’s greatest weakness is just her ego and so she might of made herself sound like a future megastar but if you aren’t in a wrestling company to aim big then why are you there in the first place? If you’re fully focused on wrestling you shouldn’t of gave it a go, call it a day and find a new profession. After saying all of these words, in the sweetest tone of her Russian accent, miss Katina bent down and picked up a black bag. Is there anything in this bag? If so then what could this object be? And what is the purpose of this bag if there is nothing in it? Or the purpose of the object that could be in it? The way Lena is slowly rubbing it might show that she’s going answer at lease one of these few questions.
Lena Katina: Maybe I should nickname myself HBK for Heart Break Katina while you should consider changing your name to Harlow Janetty, sounds cool…right? I guess it wouldn’t, but it doesn’t change the simplest fact that if we end up battling each other I’ll beat you in the middle of that ring, one two and three. But, but, but…don’t feel fully ashamed about being unable to defeat me or fail to win your easiest opportunity to become the World Heavyweight Champion. Not everybody can just become World Champion, just look at G-Spot and Devin Copeland for example, last time I’ve checked neither man has been able to win a serious World Championship for their lives but look at what they’ve done. G-Spot is a multi-time International Champion while Devin got a World Title shot at Summerslam. So it isn’t the end of the world if you are completely unable to defeat me when it matters the most, if anything, it’ll just prove that you’re just human. But I do have to admit…you have tried your hardest to be remember by everyone here, so here’s what I can do for you. After I beat you, which is what I’ll do, I’ll reward your greatest efforts with this.
Maybe Lena Katina was sounding kind of mean in her words, especially in her describing the Gothic Girl of WWH has “Harlow Janetty”, but now Katina has put her right hand in the bag to grab the object. Has soon as she got a grip on it the Russian only spent one moment putting it out…it’s a replica of the World Wrestling Headquarters’ World heavyweight Championship, with a lot of stickers and tape all over the place. Is this what Katina want to give Harlow if she defeats her? Why would she dare do that? Hopefully the Russian redhead could answer these questions in her next lot of words.
Lena Katina: Has you can see this is looks exactly like the World Heavyweight Championship, mainly because it is a replica brought on WWH.com, but a bunch of stickers on it. And I like this one here, in the middle: “Sportswomen Championship”. And look here, it already has your name on the little tab here…“Harlow Janetty”, I think I spelt you‘re first name right. By accepting this honour, miss Janetty, you will be the “Sportswoman Champion”, in other words, the biggest loser in the company. Don’t take offence but this Championship is probably going to be the nearest thing you will ever get to a Championship that will etch your name into the history books. So after I beat you and give you this Championship, Harlow Janetty, you can have a bright smile and the pride of being the first, last and only “Sportswomen Champion” in WWH history. The naturally born losers will have someone to down on when they begin to think “how could anyone be a bigger loser then me?” But if you don’t want your very own Championship belt, Harlow Janetty, there is another way you can get yourself in the history books after I defeat you.
Now Lena is getting kind of mean towards her possible opponent on Showdown. Is Katina just using this fake title to emphasize that she thinks that miss Michaels is nothing but the WWH’s version of one Marty Janetty? After a couple of seconds showing off the “Sportswoman Championship” to the WWH camera lens Lena bent down, put the joke of a title belt down and picked up a simple clipboard with a simple blank piece of paper on it. Now what could she could do in this promo? The Russian had made it clear that she doesn’t fully consider Harlow Michaels, or in her view Janetty, has a proper threat. So what is this piece of paper for?
Lena Katina: And that way is very simple actually, be the very first name to be on this piece of paper that is at the moment tiny…but will be massive in the near future. What is that paper for? This piece of paper is the list of casualties that have fallen to me and the Kotenok. And considering that the Kotenok is the name of my finisher, and I am famous in my own right, the Kotenok will make you famous. It will put you in a group of the privileged, the special and the famous. I don’t have anything against you “Goth Girl” neither will I ever have anything against you. But if Mickey Fandango is unable to even be there on time for the match then I’ll be there, with your future Championship and my list, to not only beat you…but unfortunately humiliate you for the sake of my return to the World Wrestling Headquarters. But who knows, if you impress me during the match and I somehow outdo the married couple, yes if you don’t know that Devin and Lucky are in love then you’re has blind as a bat, then you’ll possibly be my third World Title challenger. So until then, Harlow Janetty, I have one last thing to say to you…
Once she said all of these words the Russian redhead smiled sweetly once again. Why the hell is she trying to appear has innocent after saying all these things about poor little, or in Katina’s case big, Gothic Girl? Maybe the singer still pictures herself has a nice person or she ain’t going full out on her nastiness since women can make any man’s life a misery when they get the right buttons. Either way Lena Katina is about to speak to the camera lens for the very last time in this promo.
Lena Katina: If Mickey Fandango doesn’t show then I’ll make you famous!
After saying that the Russian turned to her right and walked off, possibly towards the women’s public locker room. Meanwhile the cameraman knew this was the end so he wisely stopped recording, switched off the camera and walked off towards the production truck. During the female's walk she pulled out a mobile, out of the left pocket of her jeans, and began to call somebody...guess who answered?
Lena Katina: Hey Peter, I've done the promo. Don't get over-damn-confident! I don't care if you're against Harlow Janetty...if I end up losing this match, if I am allowed to compete in the first place, then I'll go back to Donnington and hunt you down. Got that? Good.
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