Post by MasterEvil on Sept 8, 2011 10:35:49 GMT
Back To Canada Without A Job
Time: 7:47PM 4th Sunday August 2011
Helsinki, Finland! Those that place amaze you? I mean, what is there to be amazed by? I guess nothing but has a country itself Finland has contributed a lot to motor sports, considering that the majority of car racing Champions are Finnish. But what could the reason be? The conditions of the roads? The fact that you could rally about anywhere in Finland? Or maybe the proven fact that you need to known how to successfully power slide just to get a driver’s licence in Finland. Other then that, there is nout about Finland that other countries can’t boast about. Sweden has Eriksson while Norway possess some slap-head guilty of murdering somewhere around eighty odd people and Denmark has Hamlet, even though he’s just a fictional character made by an Englishman from Staffordshire. So where would one redheaded singer be in Finland? No other place then some road in a forest…why would a WWH diva be at a road when she should be training for her upcoming match against Angelina Love? The reason is a red bulky four wheeled car that just drove past.
In an attempt to widen her knowledge of certain parts of Finland’s culture, Lena Katina paid to have a go driving an official Citroën rally car. Obviously, considering that rally cars are extremely expensive and the young female has no experience of Finnish roads, the Russian had to have a passenger with a clipboard in his hands. This clipboard possess some papers that has the details of each turn and straight of the road they’re driving on. The passenger might appear to be serious but was also enjoying this ride. For so long he had to keep stern throughout practices and official pace setting but right now he can be lax since Lena won’t be taking any of this so seriously. After so many drives through this road, which were filled with laughs and they finally stopped and both individuals exited the car. The passenger went off, without saying a single word, towards a weird looking structure and a moment later an official WWH cameraman came from behind a tree. Katina smiled lightly towards the camera lens before beginning to speak, knowing that it recorded her attempts of rallying.
Lena Katina: I think I can see why Kimi Raikkonen could to go from Ferrari’s Formula One to Rallying with Citroën. The only similarities I can see is that both cars are plainly red, just like something else that I have seen in the past. What could it be…oh I remember now. Red is one of the most used colours for a cartoon heart, the other being pink, and what does hearts normally signalise in cartoons? Love. Funny enough, tomorrow night, I will be battling someone using the word “Love” in her name. Who could this person be? Non other then one Angelina Love. Am I worried about my chances tomorrow, seeing that it will be the first televised match I’ve had in over a year? Why should I? I’m just a singer from Moscow, not some blonde that willingly drugs herself into servitude of some psychotic English girl with Nazi blood. I’m just a redheaded Russian who is partly famous for faking a convincing lesbian relationship, not some Canadian who acts like a teenage prom queen just to have guys fantasise what to do to me in their dreams. I am Lena Katina and I wrestled at last year’s Wrestlemania, not some Angelina Love who fucked up her own work visa.
While speaking her first sentence Lena gently leaned her back against the side of the red vehicle. She was wearing official Citroën fireproof racing attire, with a red Citroen cap, since one of the things that was on the deal between the Russian and the company was that she would have to wear their logos in her next promo for the right to drive one of their multi-million pound cars. But non of these pieces of clothing was ruining the smile that the singer gave the camera while speaking out some of her words. The redheaded diva knew their might be some people complaining about the words she uses like “faking a convincing lesbian relationship” and “Nazi blood” but when has somebody so popular never had anybody feeling hatred towards them? The young Russian laughed lightly once she finished speaking her words…what is funny about someone being technically classed has an illegal immigrant for so long? It wasn’t nice to be amused by this fact but it seemed that Lena couldn’t help but have a chuckle at it. The redheaded bombshell now stopped leaning against the vehicle and slowly started to take her steps towards the front of the car while speaking up again.
Lena Katina: Am I ring rusty from a year absence? Yes, like Bruno Senna in a race, I was bound to be a bit rusty considering how long I’ve been out of wrestling for. But while some skills just come and go, class and ring awareness never leaves you behind until the day you die. This could possibly be why I am confident that I can defeat you Angelina, unlike you I might of never held a Championship belt to call my own before…but at lease I have done things that you might have not done before. Like competing in a Royal Rumble Match, competing at Wrestlemania and being apart of an all-women roster. So while you have done things I never did…it’s the same the other way round. But lets forget about my past and chat a bit about yours. Sorry if I got my facts wrong but last time I’ve checked you’re on some kind of losing streak; if this is true then technically speaking we are both on square one. You want to win a match and I want to have a successful comeback to the WWH in the place I started, Inner Circle. Man, this rally car sure is great…
When admitting that she has never held a Championship the female made it to the front of the rally car and gently sat down on the bonnet. Yet she didn’t stop there, by the time she got halfway through her words Lena was now softly laying on top of the bonnet, with the right side of her chest and head lightly resting against the window screen. Was this part of the deal or did the redhead choose to do this for her own enjoyment? Either way Katina was comfortable on the automobile has she spoke on the subject of her past in the WWH. Once she finished speaking about a possible goal of hers one of the fingers on Katina’s left hand softly drew invisible circles on this mechanical masterpiece…it was moments later that the Russian spoke about the car without even thinking. After realising this the singer grinned lightly, has if she just found something else to use to say about her Canadian opponent, before continuing to speak.
Lena Katina: Its quick, fun to steer, alright to look at and is fantastic on the suspension…well I guess it has to be, considering that some of these roads aren’t has forgiving as Hurricane Ilene. I guess I could give a go at comparing you, Angelina, to car. You’re both shouty and loud while both of you see red very quickly. You both are also not the biggest nor smallest at what you do while both of you have won awards and achievements. But all the similarities basically end there. While this car is lightning quick at these “rallies” you only possess a pitiful pace. This Citroën has been driven by a World Champion…the nearest you’ve been to a World Champion is when you request teabags off them. This vehicle has won things for its own nation of France while your country, Canada…has been heavily let down to be honest. It is extremely delighting to drive this rally car while you, Love, are has boring as every other branch in the tree. You are very simple and bland Angelina but this car is full of complex detail and careful precision. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate you, but if its going to be you or the car I’d take the keys and never give them back.
Once all of these words were spoken the Russian singer giggled ever so quietly. Some of these words might of sound mean but the bombshell honestly doesn't mind if some people don't like her words, since people normally speak words that others might end up disliking. While giggling, from some of her chosen words, Lena's hand continued to slowly draw those invisible circles on the bonnet. The sweet smile remained on the face of the redhead once her giggles was over and she chose to speak up once more.
Lena Katina: I have nothing against you Angelina but tomorrow night you can bring everything you like, be it Velvet Sky and Lacey Von Erich, be it your ex-boyfriend and his band of Saving Abel, and be it Chester Benningtion, Mike Shinoda, Joe Hahn, Dave Farrell, Rob Bourdon and Brad Delson. You could bring them all if you like and all it shall do is turn you into a two words. When all the smoke is clear and the dust has settled you’ll just be the second name on my list of who I’ve made famous, right under Mandy Maxwell. No need to offer flings and prostitution, since the name “Angelina Love” sounds like the whore on the corner wanting money, no matter how she gets it, for the newest set of drugs. Please do not think I hate you because I simply don’t dislike you…hell I don’t even know you nor do I care to know you. But to show everyone how good I am, in the ring, I need to beat you. If I fail to beat you then all I have done is made a mockery of myself in front of millions around the world…and I shall never do that, even if it means sending you back to Canada without a job.
Some of these words were definitely possessing some ill-feeling but all the redheaded Russian did after saying these words was smile lightly. Is she enoying trash talking Angelina Love or something? The answer to this question is currently unknown and it is very unlikely to be answered has Lena gently got off the bonnet. When the singing bombshell got to the door that leads to the driver's seat the female chose to finish her promo now.
Lena Katina: Altogether Angelina, I have only one last message for you before Inner Circle...step in the ring with me and, in front of the attendance and everyone watching at home, I'll make you famous!
Once these words were spoken the passenger, that walked off eariler, came back and sliently entered the passenger seat. So the young Russian decided to be cheerful and lightly kissed the camera lens before entering the driver's seat. She then waved to the camera before beginning her, in the female's view, exciting drive in the rally car. The cameraman simply shrugged, switched off the camera and headed towards that odd structure...which was actually some Finnish restaurant.
Time: 7:47PM 4th Sunday August 2011
Helsinki, Finland! Those that place amaze you? I mean, what is there to be amazed by? I guess nothing but has a country itself Finland has contributed a lot to motor sports, considering that the majority of car racing Champions are Finnish. But what could the reason be? The conditions of the roads? The fact that you could rally about anywhere in Finland? Or maybe the proven fact that you need to known how to successfully power slide just to get a driver’s licence in Finland. Other then that, there is nout about Finland that other countries can’t boast about. Sweden has Eriksson while Norway possess some slap-head guilty of murdering somewhere around eighty odd people and Denmark has Hamlet, even though he’s just a fictional character made by an Englishman from Staffordshire. So where would one redheaded singer be in Finland? No other place then some road in a forest…why would a WWH diva be at a road when she should be training for her upcoming match against Angelina Love? The reason is a red bulky four wheeled car that just drove past.
In an attempt to widen her knowledge of certain parts of Finland’s culture, Lena Katina paid to have a go driving an official Citroën rally car. Obviously, considering that rally cars are extremely expensive and the young female has no experience of Finnish roads, the Russian had to have a passenger with a clipboard in his hands. This clipboard possess some papers that has the details of each turn and straight of the road they’re driving on. The passenger might appear to be serious but was also enjoying this ride. For so long he had to keep stern throughout practices and official pace setting but right now he can be lax since Lena won’t be taking any of this so seriously. After so many drives through this road, which were filled with laughs and they finally stopped and both individuals exited the car. The passenger went off, without saying a single word, towards a weird looking structure and a moment later an official WWH cameraman came from behind a tree. Katina smiled lightly towards the camera lens before beginning to speak, knowing that it recorded her attempts of rallying.
Lena Katina: I think I can see why Kimi Raikkonen could to go from Ferrari’s Formula One to Rallying with Citroën. The only similarities I can see is that both cars are plainly red, just like something else that I have seen in the past. What could it be…oh I remember now. Red is one of the most used colours for a cartoon heart, the other being pink, and what does hearts normally signalise in cartoons? Love. Funny enough, tomorrow night, I will be battling someone using the word “Love” in her name. Who could this person be? Non other then one Angelina Love. Am I worried about my chances tomorrow, seeing that it will be the first televised match I’ve had in over a year? Why should I? I’m just a singer from Moscow, not some blonde that willingly drugs herself into servitude of some psychotic English girl with Nazi blood. I’m just a redheaded Russian who is partly famous for faking a convincing lesbian relationship, not some Canadian who acts like a teenage prom queen just to have guys fantasise what to do to me in their dreams. I am Lena Katina and I wrestled at last year’s Wrestlemania, not some Angelina Love who fucked up her own work visa.
While speaking her first sentence Lena gently leaned her back against the side of the red vehicle. She was wearing official Citroën fireproof racing attire, with a red Citroen cap, since one of the things that was on the deal between the Russian and the company was that she would have to wear their logos in her next promo for the right to drive one of their multi-million pound cars. But non of these pieces of clothing was ruining the smile that the singer gave the camera while speaking out some of her words. The redheaded diva knew their might be some people complaining about the words she uses like “faking a convincing lesbian relationship” and “Nazi blood” but when has somebody so popular never had anybody feeling hatred towards them? The young Russian laughed lightly once she finished speaking her words…what is funny about someone being technically classed has an illegal immigrant for so long? It wasn’t nice to be amused by this fact but it seemed that Lena couldn’t help but have a chuckle at it. The redheaded bombshell now stopped leaning against the vehicle and slowly started to take her steps towards the front of the car while speaking up again.
Lena Katina: Am I ring rusty from a year absence? Yes, like Bruno Senna in a race, I was bound to be a bit rusty considering how long I’ve been out of wrestling for. But while some skills just come and go, class and ring awareness never leaves you behind until the day you die. This could possibly be why I am confident that I can defeat you Angelina, unlike you I might of never held a Championship belt to call my own before…but at lease I have done things that you might have not done before. Like competing in a Royal Rumble Match, competing at Wrestlemania and being apart of an all-women roster. So while you have done things I never did…it’s the same the other way round. But lets forget about my past and chat a bit about yours. Sorry if I got my facts wrong but last time I’ve checked you’re on some kind of losing streak; if this is true then technically speaking we are both on square one. You want to win a match and I want to have a successful comeback to the WWH in the place I started, Inner Circle. Man, this rally car sure is great…
When admitting that she has never held a Championship the female made it to the front of the rally car and gently sat down on the bonnet. Yet she didn’t stop there, by the time she got halfway through her words Lena was now softly laying on top of the bonnet, with the right side of her chest and head lightly resting against the window screen. Was this part of the deal or did the redhead choose to do this for her own enjoyment? Either way Katina was comfortable on the automobile has she spoke on the subject of her past in the WWH. Once she finished speaking about a possible goal of hers one of the fingers on Katina’s left hand softly drew invisible circles on this mechanical masterpiece…it was moments later that the Russian spoke about the car without even thinking. After realising this the singer grinned lightly, has if she just found something else to use to say about her Canadian opponent, before continuing to speak.
Lena Katina: Its quick, fun to steer, alright to look at and is fantastic on the suspension…well I guess it has to be, considering that some of these roads aren’t has forgiving as Hurricane Ilene. I guess I could give a go at comparing you, Angelina, to car. You’re both shouty and loud while both of you see red very quickly. You both are also not the biggest nor smallest at what you do while both of you have won awards and achievements. But all the similarities basically end there. While this car is lightning quick at these “rallies” you only possess a pitiful pace. This Citroën has been driven by a World Champion…the nearest you’ve been to a World Champion is when you request teabags off them. This vehicle has won things for its own nation of France while your country, Canada…has been heavily let down to be honest. It is extremely delighting to drive this rally car while you, Love, are has boring as every other branch in the tree. You are very simple and bland Angelina but this car is full of complex detail and careful precision. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate you, but if its going to be you or the car I’d take the keys and never give them back.
Once all of these words were spoken the Russian singer giggled ever so quietly. Some of these words might of sound mean but the bombshell honestly doesn't mind if some people don't like her words, since people normally speak words that others might end up disliking. While giggling, from some of her chosen words, Lena's hand continued to slowly draw those invisible circles on the bonnet. The sweet smile remained on the face of the redhead once her giggles was over and she chose to speak up once more.
Lena Katina: I have nothing against you Angelina but tomorrow night you can bring everything you like, be it Velvet Sky and Lacey Von Erich, be it your ex-boyfriend and his band of Saving Abel, and be it Chester Benningtion, Mike Shinoda, Joe Hahn, Dave Farrell, Rob Bourdon and Brad Delson. You could bring them all if you like and all it shall do is turn you into a two words. When all the smoke is clear and the dust has settled you’ll just be the second name on my list of who I’ve made famous, right under Mandy Maxwell. No need to offer flings and prostitution, since the name “Angelina Love” sounds like the whore on the corner wanting money, no matter how she gets it, for the newest set of drugs. Please do not think I hate you because I simply don’t dislike you…hell I don’t even know you nor do I care to know you. But to show everyone how good I am, in the ring, I need to beat you. If I fail to beat you then all I have done is made a mockery of myself in front of millions around the world…and I shall never do that, even if it means sending you back to Canada without a job.
Some of these words were definitely possessing some ill-feeling but all the redheaded Russian did after saying these words was smile lightly. Is she enoying trash talking Angelina Love or something? The answer to this question is currently unknown and it is very unlikely to be answered has Lena gently got off the bonnet. When the singing bombshell got to the door that leads to the driver's seat the female chose to finish her promo now.
Lena Katina: Altogether Angelina, I have only one last message for you before Inner Circle...step in the ring with me and, in front of the attendance and everyone watching at home, I'll make you famous!
Once these words were spoken the passenger, that walked off eariler, came back and sliently entered the passenger seat. So the young Russian decided to be cheerful and lightly kissed the camera lens before entering the driver's seat. She then waved to the camera before beginning her, in the female's view, exciting drive in the rally car. The cameraman simply shrugged, switched off the camera and headed towards that odd structure...which was actually some Finnish restaurant.