Post by MasterEvil on Jul 28, 2023 1:54:30 GMT
It’s LaLa Time!
003: First Ever Promo
003: First Ever Promo
🕘 Bash at the Beach…WCW’s very first pay per view…and, in my third ever match, I find myself main eventing it with a fifty percent chance of becoming World Champion. Yep, definitely shitting bricks at the occasion…but I can’t afford to crumble now at the final hurdle. So here I am, at a beach, since what better place to record my first ever promo at? 🕒
“My mother has always told me ‘la vie est comme du sable’…and for years I’ve wondered what the hell she was talking about. Yet a few days ago I finally realised what she meant…”
🕘 I shrug lightly, making sure not to do it too much since I don’t want my stringy red bikini to accidentally reveal areas that aren’t going to be appropriate to most who’d watch this. Definitely gonna pick comfort over sex appeal next time. 🕒
“Have you ever made a sandcastle? Sandcastles can be amazing things…various shapes, sizes and wow factors…similar to that of those who previously held the WCW World Title. You have huge ones that are spectacles to marvel at, like Nashs and Giants, bulging ones that appear almost indestructible, like Lugers and Steiners, and you even have ones whose grandeur is in presentation, like Flairs and Hogans. But what kind of sandcastle would Sean Parker be like? And how would he compare to those of the past?”
🕘 I change from sitting on this blue beach towel to laying stomach down, secretly leaving a underneath said towel to cut the camera feed to one in a different place - which will focus solely on my face - the moment my belly presses down on it. 🕒
“He ain’t no imposing tower, nor a bulking behemoth or even anything remotely inspiring to look at. So what kind of sandcastle could Sean Parker be? A bloody strong one. At the start of this tournament I didn’t view anyone as anything worthwhile but throughout the past two weeks that Scottish guy, through grit and hard work alone, kept winning and winning…to a point that I do genuinely think that he deserves this final spot more than me, let alone everyone else in this company. Hell, he would be the sandcastle that would outlast all those others ones of the past, through his talent and toughness alone, to become the World Champion he deserves to be…”
🕘 A smirk crawls itself across my face. 🕒
“If it wasn’t for the fact that his opponent, at the main event of Bash at the Beach, is me. What kind of sandcastle I’ll be in comparison to Sean Parker or any of those Champions of the past? Idiote, I ain’t no sandcastle at all. Like my mother has always told me…la vie est comme du sable…life is like sand…and at last I’ve realised what she meant with those words. While sand can be strong, weak, sturdy, reliable and reformable no matter whatever sets it back…the sea always breaks the sand down, wipes the sand clean and allows the sand to begin anew.”
🕘 I calmly stated as I roll over to sit up, using my right buttock to press a separate hidden button to swap back from camera B to camera A. 🕒
“And at Bash at the Beach I’m going to prove why I am the sea that’ll take the WCW World Title - and by extension WCW itself - break it, purge it from its filth ridden past and make it begin anew with me as its Ace.”
🕘 I openly declare, making sure to make my voice sound somewhat big. Since I think that’s a good way to hide one’s feelings of doubt. Though I make sure to place my right hand down on a third hidden button to turn both cameras off to end the recording. 🕒
“First ever promo…done…now to back up my words this Sunday…”
🕘 I softly said to myself as I lay back down and begin sunbathing…the extra benefit of choosing this location to shoot this recording. 🕒
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