Post by MasterEvil on Mar 17, 2018 21:07:42 GMT
"Hey Togepi, I've got a match this Monday, right?"
Silence.
"That's right Togepi. My first ever match is a four way against the likes of Dark Tiger, Buster Mills and Nicole Evans. Do you know much about them Togepi?"
More silence.
"Me neither. I have you seen any pictures of them? I mean Dark Tiger looks like a big scary giant, Buster Mills looks like someone who has never heard of rehab centre and Nicole Evans..."
She pauses for a moment. Taking said moment to pull out a picture of her female opponent and look at said picture before remembering her conversation.
"Well she looks experienced, but in a good way, and those hands look so strong...strict...firm...kinky perhaps..."
She looks at the Togepi toy.
"No I and my bum are not perverts! Well...then again...maybe I am...dunno to be honest. However something that I do is that I'll be the one entering this match with zero experience. All this wrestling stuff, at least the in the ring aspect of it, is so new to me. However I was in attendance when Lara Chambers won the Battle of Calgary Rumble. And she even got me a shirt after the match!!! And so, thanks to her, I'm trying my damnest to be as good of a wrestler as possible. And it'll be ever so fun every step of the way! Don't worry Togepi, I'm not being stupid. Giants are big and scary but the bigger they are, the harder they fall...after all, David managed to defeat Goliath with his wits. And I hope I am a very witty giant killer. Not that I'll need said wit to overcome Drugter Mills. If anything I'll probably only have to give him a legalise marinara logo for him to point at for ages while I go win the match. And as for Miss Evans...Miss E2...Miss Experienced Evans, with her experienced hands...maybe she can be so fun to play with before I Unravel my way to victory. Hehe, don't you agree Togepi?"
Yet more silence.
"No need to be rude!"
Xana pouts.