Post by MasterEvil on Mar 14, 2013 0:03:47 GMT
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
The location was a WEW live event at Oklahoma, only a couple of days before the broadcasted Adrenaline show takes place, and everyone in the arena clapped along with the start of “Sorry, You’re Not A Winner” by Enter Shikari. The entire arena erupted with as the loudmouthed Television Champion ran out through the black curtain and appeared on the stage, in simply a pair of grey shorts, with the Television Champion around his waist. By Adrian Jobs’ right, wearing a formal looking suit while holding a microphone in his right hand, is his Australian agent Nathan Kyle as the sunglasses wearing male began to walk down the ramp-way. Adrian began to follow his friend down the ramp, making sure to give as many high-fives as possible, before rushing past his buddy and slid into the ring. He managed to get back up to his feet as the taller male strolled over to the steel steps but began to speak through the microphone as the Aussie made his first step up the stairs.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“G’day Oklahoman mates! I am the Master of the Australian Kiss, Nathan Kyle and here is the guy can be defined with one word…awesome…he is my client Adrian Jobs!”
While saying his words Nathan Kyle slowly made his ways up the steel steps and by the time he finished his words the Australian was already inside the ring as the crowd cheered out loudly as Jobs’ name was called. Nathan offered his buddy the microphone after saying his words and Adrian easily accepted it but he was forced to wait thirty seconds to speak, since every time the microphone came close to his lips the crowd began to chant the Champ’s name.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Thank you…now what was I going to say? Oh yeah, hey Trish…”
Before Adrian could continue his words Nathan placed his right hand on the Chicago born Champion’s shoulder, causing Jobs to stop speaking. Kyle wasted no time in whispering something into his client’s ear…the expression, on The AWESOME”! One’s face, changed from playful to slightly annoyed.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Wait you mean that instead of defending MY Television Title against Trish Newborn, who earned this shot by winning a battle royal at least two weeks ago, I have to fight a frog - ops, I meant Rhiannon - who happen to have a god complex…really? …Really? …REALLY? How long does Zachary plan on delaying a match between Adrenaline’s GREATEST Champion and Adrenaline’s GREATEST starlet? And that time there was absolutely NO mistake in my words…as much as the IWC community hates me for saying it, I don’t genuinely rate Rhiannon as well as everyone else does. Don’t get me wrong, I for one have openly admitted how impressed I was by her…it’s just that, for the past sixty odd days, only one thing comes into my mind every time I see the Women’s Championship…BORING! Now, don’t get me wrong Rhi-Rhi, for over two hundred days you’ve been trying your damn hardest to keep that Championship relevant but frankly your entire division is…what is that word? Joyous? No, DEAD. For a roster that suppose to be number one, it seems that only three women can have a shot at your belt…could be that you scared them off or perhaps it could simply be that NONE of the women on Adrenaline cares for their own specific Championship…I honestly don’t give a damn since even one of your former challengers knows that the Television Title is more important than BOTH the Women’s and Titan Championships. But don’t worry Rhi-Rhi, two nights from now you get the experience of being in the ring with a REAL Champion.”
It was quite interesting to hear the bearded male shout at multiple occasions to try empathise the importance of certain words, he was personally loving this opportunity to face Rhiannon…but he was also slightly annoyed at the delay of his planned Title defence, possibly evidenced in the tone of his words.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And, speaking of ‘real,’ isn’t that clothesline you have for finisher bland and falsely named at the same time? I mean seriously, unless you’re a Texan living in New York or jacked up on steroids, there is absolutely NO WAY you can make a simple clothesline a devastating move. I know that I have successfully turned a simple neckbreaker into an AWESOME finishing move but look at you, at just five foot eight and only at a measly hundred and twenty pounds, that clothesline is NEVER going to get over unless you’re fighting midgets every week. Maybe you are right Rhi-Rhi…back when I challenged you to a Champion versus Champion match at Legacy II, you called me an idiot…maybe you are right, maybe I am nothing more than an idiot but how come this idiot has been a more active Champion than you have, especially late last year? Yes you can throw your Comeback of the Year award at me, as well as the fact you are currently the longest reigning Champion in the history of World Elite Wrestling, but the last time I checked…for every one person that spoke about how good Rhiannon is, there has been a following hundred that states the fact that everybody across the ENTIRE WORLD knows and that is simply how AWESOME Adrian Jobs have been. Do you not believe me? Then look at this beautiful crowd that use to scream out in delight whenever they saw you…early on in your reign nearly ever little girl was wearing your damn t-shirts Rhi-Rhi, I even bought a few for triplets at an orphanage, but now those number as dwindled to almost non-existence, almost like the entire Serenity fan base. What could have simply caused all of this to collapse? …I happened. Everyday people either cheer for me or chant ‘NO’ since they love it when I reply with ‘YES.’ All my merchandise instantly sold out in just seventeen days after WEW-Shop finally agreed to sell them. Hell, I call myself ‘The Main Event’ since I promise and deliver main event calibre matches to the people every time I step foot in this very ring.”
Throughout his words the YES Man was electing more and more cheers out of the people in attendance, an attempt to get more of the people behind him perhaps? It is uncertain but the one thing that is certain is the sly grin that appeared on Adrian’s face before he continued to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh yeah, before I forget, as for the ‘falsely named’ part of your finisher…let’s just look at the name…Suicide Note the second, since everyone knows that double-I originally stood for the second, and guess what the original ‘Suicide Note’ was made by? Don’t know? Well here is the answer…Kameron Copeland. I mean, not only Rhi-Rhi was so obsessed with Kam-Kam that she literally feuded with Ryan Jackson over a minor altercation between Jackson and Copeland, which frankly had nothing to do with Little Miss Frenchie…but she also named an extremely common little move after a devastating move that I swear Kam-Kam actually invented. Oh, don’t worry everybody, I’m not at all afraid of Rhiannon’s potentially psychotic behaviour, even if she is just two fries away from a McHappy meal. And to be bluntly honest dear Rhi-Rhi, don’t have a paddy throw and rush straight back into a psychiatric hospital after I defeat you in front of MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of loyal supporters…okay? After all, the last thing Adrenaline needs is yet another DODGY Women’s Champion…I mean seriously, one loses it on purpose and the other one retired right after the first successful defence. Maybe I am an idiot for annoying a little, bipolar, French lass but frankly I am PROUD of being the very idiot that makes people laugh, make people cheer and encourage people to become who they truly want to be…which is why I am simply better than you Rhi-Rhi. Not because I am bigger and stronger than you or because I’m a much cooler Champion…just because I accept who I am. I don’t need to desperately cling onto claims of self-divinity, neither do I need a god complex to be the greatest Champion Adrenaline will ever have…all I need is the right to entertain the people who pay to see me do what even my own trainer didn’t believe I could do, simply being…”
The male stopped his last sentenced without even finishing it and held his microphone in the air, leading both the crowd and Nathan Kyle to scream out ‘AWESOME!’ After hearing that response a bigger grin appeared on Adrian’s grin as he began to speak yet again for this excited crowd.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“In two nights we get to cross paths for the very first time Rhiannon and since you call yourself the ‘Goddess of Adrenaline,’ then I guess it’ll be more than alright for people to call me the ‘Titan of Adrenaline,’ since I swear Titans and Gods wage bloody wars over each other. But hey, let’s see if you have the quality needed to prove that this match is the TRUE main event of Adrenaline. I mean seriously, why would Shady Layne even bother fighting against Eric McKay? Didn’t they like spend a night at the bar together which, for your information, I’m quite glad I didn’t go to your ‘Champion’s Party’ since I swear you and Shady were originally on the pull before ‘Dorky McKay’ came around and made your twosome into a threesome. Not that I have anything against bisexuals since I’ve never once hidden my bisexuality…but Rhiannon, I have an question that has been bugging me since seeing you defend your Championship against that Mercedes on that ‘Super Adrenaline.’ Do you purposely stuff your bra? No don’t laugh people, there is nothing wrong with women who want to show off their cleavage…it’s just that, when I watched defend your Championship against Trish, I never once saw your boobs jiggle yet in that two out of three falls match your tits wobbled more times than the piece of jelly I ate before coming out here.”
Even trying his hardest to appear as serious the sunglasses flew out off his face as Nathan Kyle burst out laughing at his best friend’s last comment, actually bending over in pure laughter. Adrian simply chuckled at this as a whole ‘oh yes I did’ expression appeared on his face moments before continuing to speak out to this pro-Jobs crowd.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I know that you possibly hate me more than the average enemy Rhi-Rhi…and I don’t totally blame you since I was the one who made his Adrenaline debut in the main event, not you. I was the one who won the ‘Shocker of Beach Brawl’ award, not you. I was the very first person Ryan Jackson had to defend his Championship against, not you. And I was the one who won a reward in my first six odd months as a professional wrestler, not you. Oh we can’t also forget that I actually called you out when you were too busy hiding in ‘Candy Land’ to actually bother saving your own division from dying…let alone the moment I came out, just before your NON-TITLE match against Ryan Jackson, and literally belittled the both of you as I know that you two would do absolutely NOTHING about it. You can call yourself the ‘Divine Diva’ or the ‘Goddess of Adrenaline,’ you can be the longest Champion in WEW history and you can be the boss’ favourite trainee but that won’t stop me from defeating you…because I’m Adrian Jobs and I am the Rated-”
The Chicago native immediately stopped him own sentence again and pointed the microphone towards the air, electing another loud ‘AWESOME’ scream from the joyous audience. Moments after hearing that one word Adrian flew the same microphone back down to his lips to say his following words.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Television Champion!!!”
Once those words were shouted “Sorry, You’re Not A Winner” by Enter Shikari blast through the P.A. System again as the crowd, young and old, were loudly chanting ‘A-dri-an!’ over and over again. Shorter male checked on his agent and after getting clarification that he was truly alright the two quickly exited the ring, with the Television Champion leaving the microphone on the ring apron, before beginning to way their way up the ramp. Nathan managed to get the crowd to make their chants louder while Adrian high-fived some more fans before the duo arrived on the stage, turned around and waved the crowd goodbye before going through the black curtain, letting the Oklahoman crowd enjoy what is left of their live event.
The location was a WEW live event at Oklahoma, only a couple of days before the broadcasted Adrenaline show takes place, and everyone in the arena clapped along with the start of “Sorry, You’re Not A Winner” by Enter Shikari. The entire arena erupted with as the loudmouthed Television Champion ran out through the black curtain and appeared on the stage, in simply a pair of grey shorts, with the Television Champion around his waist. By Adrian Jobs’ right, wearing a formal looking suit while holding a microphone in his right hand, is his Australian agent Nathan Kyle as the sunglasses wearing male began to walk down the ramp-way. Adrian began to follow his friend down the ramp, making sure to give as many high-fives as possible, before rushing past his buddy and slid into the ring. He managed to get back up to his feet as the taller male strolled over to the steel steps but began to speak through the microphone as the Aussie made his first step up the stairs.
MOTAK, NATHAN KYLE
“G’day Oklahoman mates! I am the Master of the Australian Kiss, Nathan Kyle and here is the guy can be defined with one word…awesome…he is my client Adrian Jobs!”
While saying his words Nathan Kyle slowly made his ways up the steel steps and by the time he finished his words the Australian was already inside the ring as the crowd cheered out loudly as Jobs’ name was called. Nathan offered his buddy the microphone after saying his words and Adrian easily accepted it but he was forced to wait thirty seconds to speak, since every time the microphone came close to his lips the crowd began to chant the Champ’s name.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Thank you…now what was I going to say? Oh yeah, hey Trish…”
Before Adrian could continue his words Nathan placed his right hand on the Chicago born Champion’s shoulder, causing Jobs to stop speaking. Kyle wasted no time in whispering something into his client’s ear…the expression, on The AWESOME”! One’s face, changed from playful to slightly annoyed.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Wait you mean that instead of defending MY Television Title against Trish Newborn, who earned this shot by winning a battle royal at least two weeks ago, I have to fight a frog - ops, I meant Rhiannon - who happen to have a god complex…really? …Really? …REALLY? How long does Zachary plan on delaying a match between Adrenaline’s GREATEST Champion and Adrenaline’s GREATEST starlet? And that time there was absolutely NO mistake in my words…as much as the IWC community hates me for saying it, I don’t genuinely rate Rhiannon as well as everyone else does. Don’t get me wrong, I for one have openly admitted how impressed I was by her…it’s just that, for the past sixty odd days, only one thing comes into my mind every time I see the Women’s Championship…BORING! Now, don’t get me wrong Rhi-Rhi, for over two hundred days you’ve been trying your damn hardest to keep that Championship relevant but frankly your entire division is…what is that word? Joyous? No, DEAD. For a roster that suppose to be number one, it seems that only three women can have a shot at your belt…could be that you scared them off or perhaps it could simply be that NONE of the women on Adrenaline cares for their own specific Championship…I honestly don’t give a damn since even one of your former challengers knows that the Television Title is more important than BOTH the Women’s and Titan Championships. But don’t worry Rhi-Rhi, two nights from now you get the experience of being in the ring with a REAL Champion.”
It was quite interesting to hear the bearded male shout at multiple occasions to try empathise the importance of certain words, he was personally loving this opportunity to face Rhiannon…but he was also slightly annoyed at the delay of his planned Title defence, possibly evidenced in the tone of his words.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And, speaking of ‘real,’ isn’t that clothesline you have for finisher bland and falsely named at the same time? I mean seriously, unless you’re a Texan living in New York or jacked up on steroids, there is absolutely NO WAY you can make a simple clothesline a devastating move. I know that I have successfully turned a simple neckbreaker into an AWESOME finishing move but look at you, at just five foot eight and only at a measly hundred and twenty pounds, that clothesline is NEVER going to get over unless you’re fighting midgets every week. Maybe you are right Rhi-Rhi…back when I challenged you to a Champion versus Champion match at Legacy II, you called me an idiot…maybe you are right, maybe I am nothing more than an idiot but how come this idiot has been a more active Champion than you have, especially late last year? Yes you can throw your Comeback of the Year award at me, as well as the fact you are currently the longest reigning Champion in the history of World Elite Wrestling, but the last time I checked…for every one person that spoke about how good Rhiannon is, there has been a following hundred that states the fact that everybody across the ENTIRE WORLD knows and that is simply how AWESOME Adrian Jobs have been. Do you not believe me? Then look at this beautiful crowd that use to scream out in delight whenever they saw you…early on in your reign nearly ever little girl was wearing your damn t-shirts Rhi-Rhi, I even bought a few for triplets at an orphanage, but now those number as dwindled to almost non-existence, almost like the entire Serenity fan base. What could have simply caused all of this to collapse? …I happened. Everyday people either cheer for me or chant ‘NO’ since they love it when I reply with ‘YES.’ All my merchandise instantly sold out in just seventeen days after WEW-Shop finally agreed to sell them. Hell, I call myself ‘The Main Event’ since I promise and deliver main event calibre matches to the people every time I step foot in this very ring.”
Throughout his words the YES Man was electing more and more cheers out of the people in attendance, an attempt to get more of the people behind him perhaps? It is uncertain but the one thing that is certain is the sly grin that appeared on Adrian’s face before he continued to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh yeah, before I forget, as for the ‘falsely named’ part of your finisher…let’s just look at the name…Suicide Note the second, since everyone knows that double-I originally stood for the second, and guess what the original ‘Suicide Note’ was made by? Don’t know? Well here is the answer…Kameron Copeland. I mean, not only Rhi-Rhi was so obsessed with Kam-Kam that she literally feuded with Ryan Jackson over a minor altercation between Jackson and Copeland, which frankly had nothing to do with Little Miss Frenchie…but she also named an extremely common little move after a devastating move that I swear Kam-Kam actually invented. Oh, don’t worry everybody, I’m not at all afraid of Rhiannon’s potentially psychotic behaviour, even if she is just two fries away from a McHappy meal. And to be bluntly honest dear Rhi-Rhi, don’t have a paddy throw and rush straight back into a psychiatric hospital after I defeat you in front of MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of loyal supporters…okay? After all, the last thing Adrenaline needs is yet another DODGY Women’s Champion…I mean seriously, one loses it on purpose and the other one retired right after the first successful defence. Maybe I am an idiot for annoying a little, bipolar, French lass but frankly I am PROUD of being the very idiot that makes people laugh, make people cheer and encourage people to become who they truly want to be…which is why I am simply better than you Rhi-Rhi. Not because I am bigger and stronger than you or because I’m a much cooler Champion…just because I accept who I am. I don’t need to desperately cling onto claims of self-divinity, neither do I need a god complex to be the greatest Champion Adrenaline will ever have…all I need is the right to entertain the people who pay to see me do what even my own trainer didn’t believe I could do, simply being…”
The male stopped his last sentenced without even finishing it and held his microphone in the air, leading both the crowd and Nathan Kyle to scream out ‘AWESOME!’ After hearing that response a bigger grin appeared on Adrian’s grin as he began to speak yet again for this excited crowd.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“In two nights we get to cross paths for the very first time Rhiannon and since you call yourself the ‘Goddess of Adrenaline,’ then I guess it’ll be more than alright for people to call me the ‘Titan of Adrenaline,’ since I swear Titans and Gods wage bloody wars over each other. But hey, let’s see if you have the quality needed to prove that this match is the TRUE main event of Adrenaline. I mean seriously, why would Shady Layne even bother fighting against Eric McKay? Didn’t they like spend a night at the bar together which, for your information, I’m quite glad I didn’t go to your ‘Champion’s Party’ since I swear you and Shady were originally on the pull before ‘Dorky McKay’ came around and made your twosome into a threesome. Not that I have anything against bisexuals since I’ve never once hidden my bisexuality…but Rhiannon, I have an question that has been bugging me since seeing you defend your Championship against that Mercedes on that ‘Super Adrenaline.’ Do you purposely stuff your bra? No don’t laugh people, there is nothing wrong with women who want to show off their cleavage…it’s just that, when I watched defend your Championship against Trish, I never once saw your boobs jiggle yet in that two out of three falls match your tits wobbled more times than the piece of jelly I ate before coming out here.”
Even trying his hardest to appear as serious the sunglasses flew out off his face as Nathan Kyle burst out laughing at his best friend’s last comment, actually bending over in pure laughter. Adrian simply chuckled at this as a whole ‘oh yes I did’ expression appeared on his face moments before continuing to speak out to this pro-Jobs crowd.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I know that you possibly hate me more than the average enemy Rhi-Rhi…and I don’t totally blame you since I was the one who made his Adrenaline debut in the main event, not you. I was the one who won the ‘Shocker of Beach Brawl’ award, not you. I was the very first person Ryan Jackson had to defend his Championship against, not you. And I was the one who won a reward in my first six odd months as a professional wrestler, not you. Oh we can’t also forget that I actually called you out when you were too busy hiding in ‘Candy Land’ to actually bother saving your own division from dying…let alone the moment I came out, just before your NON-TITLE match against Ryan Jackson, and literally belittled the both of you as I know that you two would do absolutely NOTHING about it. You can call yourself the ‘Divine Diva’ or the ‘Goddess of Adrenaline,’ you can be the longest Champion in WEW history and you can be the boss’ favourite trainee but that won’t stop me from defeating you…because I’m Adrian Jobs and I am the Rated-”
The Chicago native immediately stopped him own sentence again and pointed the microphone towards the air, electing another loud ‘AWESOME’ scream from the joyous audience. Moments after hearing that one word Adrian flew the same microphone back down to his lips to say his following words.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Television Champion!!!”
Once those words were shouted “Sorry, You’re Not A Winner” by Enter Shikari blast through the P.A. System again as the crowd, young and old, were loudly chanting ‘A-dri-an!’ over and over again. Shorter male checked on his agent and after getting clarification that he was truly alright the two quickly exited the ring, with the Television Champion leaving the microphone on the ring apron, before beginning to way their way up the ramp. Nathan managed to get the crowd to make their chants louder while Adrian high-fived some more fans before the duo arrived on the stage, turned around and waved the crowd goodbye before going through the black curtain, letting the Oklahoman crowd enjoy what is left of their live event.