Post by MasterEvil on Mar 13, 2013 23:56:33 GMT
THIS BELT IS MY LIFE
Wandering around this arena, that Adrenaline plans to occupy this upcoming Friday, is a small known across Adrenaline as Adrian Jobs. Why is he well known? I could list a few explanations but the main answer is the object wrapped around his waist, the WEW Television Championship, the very Television Championship that Adrian have held for over six months. Unlike the person he won this belt off, Adrian have been a pretty active Champion and this upcoming Adrenaline is going to be no different; just two Adrenalines since Cyberslam, a whole week after Adrian’s upset victory over the normally dominant Women’s Champion Rhiannon, Jobs is going to defend his Championship yet again against one Trish Newborn. Unlike all of Adrian’s previous challenges, Trish has actually been actively competing since near the start of twenty-twelve, her few close matches against Rhiannon being tremendous evidence of her talent, so it would be more than understandable if the bearded Champion was feeling a little worried about the prospect of losing his dear Television Title.
Twenty-twelve’s Rookie of the Year is wearing a his fiery trunks, his fiery wrestling boots and his classic ‘Rated: AWESOME! Jacket’ as he didn’t seem to have much of a purpose to be here, if anything it looks like the male is just here because he was bored. Not before long a certain male immediately ran up the Adrian, a microphone in his right hand and a cameraman right behind him, and requested an interview. The Chicago born Champion looked away for a moment, possibly thinking of an answer, before simply looking back towards the male with a cheerful smile before saying something along the lines of ‘sure.’ After all, how can Adrian Gallahan reject an interview from his favourite freelancing interviewer Billy Tateman? Tateman was wearing a pair of formal pants with an equally formal top as he neatened himself up before the cameraman indicated that the camera is now recording them.
SPARE INTERVIEWER, BILLY TATEMAN
“Hello everybody, I’m Billy Tateman and my guest at this time…the Television Champion, Adrian Jobs. Thank you for gifting us with your time yet after not only your outstanding victory over Rhiannon but also Trish Newborn’s farce of a performance last week…you’re bound to be entering this match with supreme confidence, right?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“When haven’t I entered a match without this so-called ‘supreme confidence?’ From day one, when I was just some idiotic kid making my televised - in-ring - debut at the main event of Adrenaline, I was as confident of winning back then as I am right now. The only thing that changed since then is this beard, which happens to be twenty times sexier than a Shady Layne photo shoot by the way. Yes Trish Newborn had a terrible bout while I’ve recreated the same shocker that I made back at Beach Brawl, when I won this Television Title, but to be brutally honest…you could which the results around and I would still be confident of my chances this Friday against Trish. If anything, cleanly defeating Rhiannon gives me even more confidence since when was the last time you’ve beaten Rhiannon…what was that? Never? don’t sharpen the pencil because that is the point. I won’t be too harsh on Trish right now though, she is one hell of a competitor and if you’re asking for an example then a recent one could be the Battle Royale she won, on the pre-show known as Anarchy, a few weeks ago. Let’s take a look at you Trish Newborn…last year you were the first or so woman to join the Nathan World Order and you were automatically placed in a four-way match to crown the new Women’s Champion. Everyone expected you to win but instead Rhiannon won and became the Women’s Champion. You’ve challenged her for the belt at least a couple more times and failed. Then………”
While beginning his words with a rhetorical question the self-proclaimed Rated: AWESOME Television Champion’s left arm rested across the interviewer’s shoulders in a friendly manner. The cockiness in his voice was flaring as the bearded Champion mentioned his opponent’s inability to defeat the very person he somehow defeated last week. But after saying the word ‘then’ there was silence, awkward silence, the Chicago native was glancing about, his facial expression changed with each change of direction yet these expressions look somewhat mixed between heavily focused and extremely constipated. After a good ten different yet similarly themed expressions the male burst out laughing, hunching over a bit in laughter. After some more time the cocky male finally stopped laughing, straightened up and wiped a tear from his left eye, most likely caused by his laugh-fest, before eventually finding something to say.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Nothing…it was almost like you voluntary went into obscurity so people would stop laughing at you for failing to do what I accomplished in one attempt, pin ‘Miss Jiggle-Tits’ in the middle of the ring. That is…actually quite disappointing Trish, what have you actually done between losing to Madam Frog and earning a shot at my Championship? Well at least it appears that you somewhat turned a new leaf but frankly a thousand leaves can be turned over yet it won’t make me worry about you at all…my win-loss record is a lot better than the majority of Adrenaline’s current roster and to tell the truth, since Nathan Parker left WEW, I haven’t noticed you at all since you’ve done absolutely nothing worthwhile except for earning the right to be the latest person to try and fail to take the Television Title away from its rightful home. Why did I use the word ‘fail?’ Isn’t it obvious? You won’t beat me Patricia, you can’t beat me since I’m the guy who have taken on all comers and sent them packing, from lousy housewives to Angelina Jolie wannabes, what specifically makes you any different from all of them? You’re an athletic midget from San Diego? I’m sure that the last thing Adrenaline needs is its own version of Rey Mysterio.”
Billy almost burst out laughing at the name ‘Miss Jiggle-Tits,’ easily realising who that name was for, yet it didn’t stop Jobs from continuing to speak out. It seem that the hyper-confident loudmouth has decided to become a little offensive in his words, even going as far as admitting that he never noticed anything that she have done since the dissolution of the groundbreaking stable that she was a part of. Moments after hearing Jobs referring to Miss Newborn as Adrenaline’s ‘version of Rey Mysterio’ the interviewer rose the microphone up to his own lips, to possibly ask a different question, but was stopped when the bearded individual’s right hand moved and placed itself on top of the microphone. Without giving the camera anymore footage of silence, Adrian’s hand moved down and softly clutched onto Tateman’s hand before guiding it just below the end of his beard, thus having the microphone just below his own lips. Moments after doing this the ever impressive Jobs began to speak up yet again.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hey I’ve got an interesting little question for you Trish…when have I needed my finishing move to defeat a female competitor?”
What kind of question was that? It might be possible to consider it somewhat sexist but Billy didn’t speak up, knowing that this was just another rhetorical question made by the Television Champion. After only a couple of seconds the crowd-pleasing superstar gave out the reason behind his question.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Seriously…never. I have been Television Champion for six months and never once I needed my best moves to score a victory over a woman. The once unstoppable Serenity…took this beautiful Title off her with a roll-up. The German that will never succeed…an elbow drop that’s right, a basic elbow drop. That wannabe Angelina Jolie…a German suplex, a very impressive one from the top ropes but still not my finishing move. And last week, against Breastztilla herself…I won with another, simple, roll-up. Is there a common theme going around here? Sorry if I sound sexist since I’m totally not a sexist person, especially considering I’m still looking for a special someone, but it seems that no woman is good enough to defeat me. A somewhat controversial comment perhaps but so far no female has proven those words wrong…could you be that woman Trish Newborn? Could you be the woman that can FINALLY give me the type of victory I could be so proud of that I would be telling my grandchildren stories about it? Maybe I do talk too much but at the same time and I am not only confident of defeating you Trish but I am also certain that I am going to defeat you. Don’t take any offence Newborn, I know that you are heavily talented…heck, early last year is more than enough proof of how good you are. But unfortunately for you missy, you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time for one simple reason…March twentieth, one week from today, and why is my reason? The answer is simple my friend, next Wednesday officially marks the two hundredth day I’ve been Television Champion for, thus making me only the eighth or so person to have been Champion for two hundred plus days. And that is why it’s the wrong time for you Trish…I am going to accomplish that accomplishment, even if I have to withstand all the punishment you give me…you want another reason? Okay then I’ll adjust a quote, made by one of my favourite sport entertainers, so you can understand more easily…my body is temporary but this Television Title reign is eternal.”
Okay, the ‘never once I needed my best moves to score a victory over a woman’ line did indeed sound sexist but the interviewer couldn’t deny those words, especially when Jobs listed his examples to support that very line. The male did sound somewhat motivational when he practically begged Trish Newborn to give him a challenge…but that tone suddenly changed to determined as Adrian began to speak out about the main reason he wants to successfully defend his Title so badly. Yet the way he said his final sentence actually sent a shiver down the cameraman’s spine as Adrian continued to speak, clearly he is taking this match more seriously than he ever taken a match before.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Maybe I’m taking this match a little bit more seriously than I have for any other match I’ve been in during my seven month career so far…but for the past hundred and ninety three days I have put more sweat, tears and dedication into this belt than every other Champion Adrenaline has combined, hell I swear I’ve even bled for this Title in the past. Do you want this belt Trish? Do you truly want to be the Television Champion? Yes? …really? …Really? REALLY? I don’t believe you, Trish, not at all…to you, and all of those who held the television Title before me, it is just a golden ticket towards the main event. As if this treasure is nothing more than an accessory…well no can do Trish, I know you’re just going to use this belt as an excuse to chase Shady Layne’s World Championship but this Friday I’m going to be the roadblock that you cannot leap over. This belt is NOT an accessory! This belt is at the very top of the most active division Adrenaline currently has…this belt is a sign to show all the children that their dreams can come true, no matter how wild they are…this belt is my LIFE. I gave everything I could possibly give to this Championship and in return I have had the proudest hundred and ninety three days of my entire life. You want to become the new Television Champion, Trish? Then prepare yourself for an absolute war sunshine, since I’ll be damned if I let such a wonderful reign end only a few days before cementing its legacy as the most AWESOME Title reign in the history of Adrenaline.”
As Adrian spoke his clearly motivated words the interviewer moved the microphone back down by his side, since the Chicago born Champion as released his grip on Billy’s hand while saying his previous batch of words. Clearly Mister Jobs takes a hell of a lot of pride in being the Television Champion as he described the Title belt as being his life, probably the effect of holding your very first Championship for so long perhaps? Yes or no, the ‘AWESOME’ that left his lips were shouted with clear passion, the volume of it being so loud that Billy dropped the microphone and covered both of his ears up with his hands. Moments after finishing the rest of his words the YES! Man sighed lightly before deciding to speak for the final time in this interview.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Like I said before, my body is temporary…so don’t think I won’t do whatever it takes to defeat you this Friday Trish. I’ve faced against many people and I’ve beaten many people, so do not underestimate the Television Champion standing in front of you…or else your Friday night experience is going to be like a long day at the office. My name is Adrian Jobs, I am the current WEW Television Champion and, this Friday, I am going to beat you one, two and three…because I’m simply………”
His words sounded quite calm as the bearded man moved his arm away from Billy Tateman’s shoulders. Halfway through is words Adrian slowly approached the camera before simply being face-to-lens with the recording device as he said the two words that would normally set up loud ‘AWESOME’ shout, the cameraman wincing as he desperately try to brace himself.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Awesome.”
Wait a second, Adrian Jobs didn’t shout out the word he has been using since his very debut. Like expected the cameraman looked surprised at the fact the loudmouth did yell out his phrase but didn’t say a thing as the Television Champion looked towards his left and began to walk away, possibly to get to his motorbike waiting in the parking lot. Billy meanwhile bent down and picked up the microphone before spotting that the cameraman had already switched off his camera and headed off towards the production…like commonly expected from the freelancing interviewer, Billy Tateman sprinted past the cameraman since he needs to be there as the footage is delivered or else he won’t get the credit for it, thus not getting paid for this interview turned promo.
Wandering around this arena, that Adrenaline plans to occupy this upcoming Friday, is a small known across Adrenaline as Adrian Jobs. Why is he well known? I could list a few explanations but the main answer is the object wrapped around his waist, the WEW Television Championship, the very Television Championship that Adrian have held for over six months. Unlike the person he won this belt off, Adrian have been a pretty active Champion and this upcoming Adrenaline is going to be no different; just two Adrenalines since Cyberslam, a whole week after Adrian’s upset victory over the normally dominant Women’s Champion Rhiannon, Jobs is going to defend his Championship yet again against one Trish Newborn. Unlike all of Adrian’s previous challenges, Trish has actually been actively competing since near the start of twenty-twelve, her few close matches against Rhiannon being tremendous evidence of her talent, so it would be more than understandable if the bearded Champion was feeling a little worried about the prospect of losing his dear Television Title.
Twenty-twelve’s Rookie of the Year is wearing a his fiery trunks, his fiery wrestling boots and his classic ‘Rated: AWESOME! Jacket’ as he didn’t seem to have much of a purpose to be here, if anything it looks like the male is just here because he was bored. Not before long a certain male immediately ran up the Adrian, a microphone in his right hand and a cameraman right behind him, and requested an interview. The Chicago born Champion looked away for a moment, possibly thinking of an answer, before simply looking back towards the male with a cheerful smile before saying something along the lines of ‘sure.’ After all, how can Adrian Gallahan reject an interview from his favourite freelancing interviewer Billy Tateman? Tateman was wearing a pair of formal pants with an equally formal top as he neatened himself up before the cameraman indicated that the camera is now recording them.
SPARE INTERVIEWER, BILLY TATEMAN
“Hello everybody, I’m Billy Tateman and my guest at this time…the Television Champion, Adrian Jobs. Thank you for gifting us with your time yet after not only your outstanding victory over Rhiannon but also Trish Newborn’s farce of a performance last week…you’re bound to be entering this match with supreme confidence, right?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“When haven’t I entered a match without this so-called ‘supreme confidence?’ From day one, when I was just some idiotic kid making my televised - in-ring - debut at the main event of Adrenaline, I was as confident of winning back then as I am right now. The only thing that changed since then is this beard, which happens to be twenty times sexier than a Shady Layne photo shoot by the way. Yes Trish Newborn had a terrible bout while I’ve recreated the same shocker that I made back at Beach Brawl, when I won this Television Title, but to be brutally honest…you could which the results around and I would still be confident of my chances this Friday against Trish. If anything, cleanly defeating Rhiannon gives me even more confidence since when was the last time you’ve beaten Rhiannon…what was that? Never? don’t sharpen the pencil because that is the point. I won’t be too harsh on Trish right now though, she is one hell of a competitor and if you’re asking for an example then a recent one could be the Battle Royale she won, on the pre-show known as Anarchy, a few weeks ago. Let’s take a look at you Trish Newborn…last year you were the first or so woman to join the Nathan World Order and you were automatically placed in a four-way match to crown the new Women’s Champion. Everyone expected you to win but instead Rhiannon won and became the Women’s Champion. You’ve challenged her for the belt at least a couple more times and failed. Then………”
While beginning his words with a rhetorical question the self-proclaimed Rated: AWESOME Television Champion’s left arm rested across the interviewer’s shoulders in a friendly manner. The cockiness in his voice was flaring as the bearded Champion mentioned his opponent’s inability to defeat the very person he somehow defeated last week. But after saying the word ‘then’ there was silence, awkward silence, the Chicago native was glancing about, his facial expression changed with each change of direction yet these expressions look somewhat mixed between heavily focused and extremely constipated. After a good ten different yet similarly themed expressions the male burst out laughing, hunching over a bit in laughter. After some more time the cocky male finally stopped laughing, straightened up and wiped a tear from his left eye, most likely caused by his laugh-fest, before eventually finding something to say.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Nothing…it was almost like you voluntary went into obscurity so people would stop laughing at you for failing to do what I accomplished in one attempt, pin ‘Miss Jiggle-Tits’ in the middle of the ring. That is…actually quite disappointing Trish, what have you actually done between losing to Madam Frog and earning a shot at my Championship? Well at least it appears that you somewhat turned a new leaf but frankly a thousand leaves can be turned over yet it won’t make me worry about you at all…my win-loss record is a lot better than the majority of Adrenaline’s current roster and to tell the truth, since Nathan Parker left WEW, I haven’t noticed you at all since you’ve done absolutely nothing worthwhile except for earning the right to be the latest person to try and fail to take the Television Title away from its rightful home. Why did I use the word ‘fail?’ Isn’t it obvious? You won’t beat me Patricia, you can’t beat me since I’m the guy who have taken on all comers and sent them packing, from lousy housewives to Angelina Jolie wannabes, what specifically makes you any different from all of them? You’re an athletic midget from San Diego? I’m sure that the last thing Adrenaline needs is its own version of Rey Mysterio.”
Billy almost burst out laughing at the name ‘Miss Jiggle-Tits,’ easily realising who that name was for, yet it didn’t stop Jobs from continuing to speak out. It seem that the hyper-confident loudmouth has decided to become a little offensive in his words, even going as far as admitting that he never noticed anything that she have done since the dissolution of the groundbreaking stable that she was a part of. Moments after hearing Jobs referring to Miss Newborn as Adrenaline’s ‘version of Rey Mysterio’ the interviewer rose the microphone up to his own lips, to possibly ask a different question, but was stopped when the bearded individual’s right hand moved and placed itself on top of the microphone. Without giving the camera anymore footage of silence, Adrian’s hand moved down and softly clutched onto Tateman’s hand before guiding it just below the end of his beard, thus having the microphone just below his own lips. Moments after doing this the ever impressive Jobs began to speak up yet again.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hey I’ve got an interesting little question for you Trish…when have I needed my finishing move to defeat a female competitor?”
What kind of question was that? It might be possible to consider it somewhat sexist but Billy didn’t speak up, knowing that this was just another rhetorical question made by the Television Champion. After only a couple of seconds the crowd-pleasing superstar gave out the reason behind his question.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Seriously…never. I have been Television Champion for six months and never once I needed my best moves to score a victory over a woman. The once unstoppable Serenity…took this beautiful Title off her with a roll-up. The German that will never succeed…an elbow drop that’s right, a basic elbow drop. That wannabe Angelina Jolie…a German suplex, a very impressive one from the top ropes but still not my finishing move. And last week, against Breastztilla herself…I won with another, simple, roll-up. Is there a common theme going around here? Sorry if I sound sexist since I’m totally not a sexist person, especially considering I’m still looking for a special someone, but it seems that no woman is good enough to defeat me. A somewhat controversial comment perhaps but so far no female has proven those words wrong…could you be that woman Trish Newborn? Could you be the woman that can FINALLY give me the type of victory I could be so proud of that I would be telling my grandchildren stories about it? Maybe I do talk too much but at the same time and I am not only confident of defeating you Trish but I am also certain that I am going to defeat you. Don’t take any offence Newborn, I know that you are heavily talented…heck, early last year is more than enough proof of how good you are. But unfortunately for you missy, you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time for one simple reason…March twentieth, one week from today, and why is my reason? The answer is simple my friend, next Wednesday officially marks the two hundredth day I’ve been Television Champion for, thus making me only the eighth or so person to have been Champion for two hundred plus days. And that is why it’s the wrong time for you Trish…I am going to accomplish that accomplishment, even if I have to withstand all the punishment you give me…you want another reason? Okay then I’ll adjust a quote, made by one of my favourite sport entertainers, so you can understand more easily…my body is temporary but this Television Title reign is eternal.”
Okay, the ‘never once I needed my best moves to score a victory over a woman’ line did indeed sound sexist but the interviewer couldn’t deny those words, especially when Jobs listed his examples to support that very line. The male did sound somewhat motivational when he practically begged Trish Newborn to give him a challenge…but that tone suddenly changed to determined as Adrian began to speak out about the main reason he wants to successfully defend his Title so badly. Yet the way he said his final sentence actually sent a shiver down the cameraman’s spine as Adrian continued to speak, clearly he is taking this match more seriously than he ever taken a match before.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Maybe I’m taking this match a little bit more seriously than I have for any other match I’ve been in during my seven month career so far…but for the past hundred and ninety three days I have put more sweat, tears and dedication into this belt than every other Champion Adrenaline has combined, hell I swear I’ve even bled for this Title in the past. Do you want this belt Trish? Do you truly want to be the Television Champion? Yes? …really? …Really? REALLY? I don’t believe you, Trish, not at all…to you, and all of those who held the television Title before me, it is just a golden ticket towards the main event. As if this treasure is nothing more than an accessory…well no can do Trish, I know you’re just going to use this belt as an excuse to chase Shady Layne’s World Championship but this Friday I’m going to be the roadblock that you cannot leap over. This belt is NOT an accessory! This belt is at the very top of the most active division Adrenaline currently has…this belt is a sign to show all the children that their dreams can come true, no matter how wild they are…this belt is my LIFE. I gave everything I could possibly give to this Championship and in return I have had the proudest hundred and ninety three days of my entire life. You want to become the new Television Champion, Trish? Then prepare yourself for an absolute war sunshine, since I’ll be damned if I let such a wonderful reign end only a few days before cementing its legacy as the most AWESOME Title reign in the history of Adrenaline.”
As Adrian spoke his clearly motivated words the interviewer moved the microphone back down by his side, since the Chicago born Champion as released his grip on Billy’s hand while saying his previous batch of words. Clearly Mister Jobs takes a hell of a lot of pride in being the Television Champion as he described the Title belt as being his life, probably the effect of holding your very first Championship for so long perhaps? Yes or no, the ‘AWESOME’ that left his lips were shouted with clear passion, the volume of it being so loud that Billy dropped the microphone and covered both of his ears up with his hands. Moments after finishing the rest of his words the YES! Man sighed lightly before deciding to speak for the final time in this interview.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Like I said before, my body is temporary…so don’t think I won’t do whatever it takes to defeat you this Friday Trish. I’ve faced against many people and I’ve beaten many people, so do not underestimate the Television Champion standing in front of you…or else your Friday night experience is going to be like a long day at the office. My name is Adrian Jobs, I am the current WEW Television Champion and, this Friday, I am going to beat you one, two and three…because I’m simply………”
His words sounded quite calm as the bearded man moved his arm away from Billy Tateman’s shoulders. Halfway through is words Adrian slowly approached the camera before simply being face-to-lens with the recording device as he said the two words that would normally set up loud ‘AWESOME’ shout, the cameraman wincing as he desperately try to brace himself.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Awesome.”
Wait a second, Adrian Jobs didn’t shout out the word he has been using since his very debut. Like expected the cameraman looked surprised at the fact the loudmouth did yell out his phrase but didn’t say a thing as the Television Champion looked towards his left and began to walk away, possibly to get to his motorbike waiting in the parking lot. Billy meanwhile bent down and picked up the microphone before spotting that the cameraman had already switched off his camera and headed off towards the production…like commonly expected from the freelancing interviewer, Billy Tateman sprinted past the cameraman since he needs to be there as the footage is delivered or else he won’t get the credit for it, thus not getting paid for this interview turned promo.