Post by MasterEvil on Feb 26, 2013 19:12:42 GMT
STORY TIME
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“So kids, our day has been fun but we only have time for one last activity, so my question to you lot is this…what should our last activity be?”
Adrian spoke out these words while sitting on a stood in his wrestling trunks and, self-proclaimed, ‘Rated: AWESOME’ jacket with the WEW Television Championship around his waist while facing him were thirty odd children. None of their clothes were specifically special but the current date is the nineteenth of February. But why is the often outspoken Television Champion sitting in front of a bunch of children? Welcome to an orphanage in Chicago. Here the bearded male was, dedicating his entire Wednesday to giving these children company and one girl raised up her hand. Him and the twenty children were all sitting, cross-legged, in a circle with a bunch of ripped wrapping while each child had something ranging from teddy bears to WEW action figures, clearly he has brought presents to give to these children. Without even muttering a word Adrian pointed the index finger his right hand towards her and nodded, so the child spoke up her question.
ORPHAN GIRL
“Can you give us a story Adrian, please?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A story…really? …Really? REALLY? Okay, since you asked so politely…well er…in a land or pure dread and horribleness there reigned a gruesome kingdom ruled by a hideous queen. Her face was coated in zits, sweat and green fungi. Her mouth were missing a few teeth and the rest of them are pure Simpson-yellow while her breath smells like a skunk suffering from diarrhoea. Her forehead had more wrinkles than every single Chinese person, over the age of fifty, put together and is so ugly that none of the ugly stepsisters could out-ugly her. But no one in the kingdom were brave enough to stand up to his repulsive being since fireballs came out of her eyes and lightening came out of her ass every time she saw someone prettier than herself, which basically means all the time. This horrible, nasty, vile, disgusting trash had a name feared by many, for it is a name they pity in fear and fear in pity…Blaire Andrews.”
At the corner of the room was a official WEW cameraman, who was originally sent to record footage of how WEW superstars are helping the community, and he sighed lightly when the Chicago hero classed his Cyberslam opponent as a ‘hideous queen’ that people ‘pity in fear and fear in pity.’ At the mention of the actress’ name all the children shivered in fear as they hold onto their toys very tightly, as if hoping that they’ll protect them from Miss Andrews, and an extremely faint smirk momentarily appeared on the Champion’s face before be continued on with his story.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Not only is this queen hideous but she was a completely nasty person. She would force the women to work to death while constantly forcing every able-bodied lad off into a Serenity the Dragon’s keep for the treasure she was destined to never get her hands on. What happened when any of them disobeyed her? A flogging, three times their age across their back with a whip in front of the sadistic queen…but what about the children? From the moment they’re born each child is taken into her kingdom to be her slaves and if anyone of them did something she didn’t like, she would feed them to her gruesome three-headed monster of a pet. The people of the kingdom were dying out to this queen’s horrible rule and have completely forgotten what the word ‘hope’ meant. But one day, after a hundred and seventy-one day adventure, a young bearded warrior of no name came to the castle gate, the dragon’s head in one hand and the unspoken treasure in the other.”
The way the male spoke out his words kept the children nervous as they continued to shiver in a way that Mrs Alexander, the seventy year old lady who have ran this place since she was Adrian’s age, considered actually stopping him right there and then. But Jobs began to speak his last sentence with a building sense of hope, belief and optimism. This caused the children to slowly stop shivering as the male continued to speak out his randomly made story.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Instantly the queen invited this lone warrior into her kingdom for an attendance, believing she could either give him false promises of fortune or threaten treasure out of his hands. Yet what she didn’t expect was that the male held no desires for fame, wealth or love, for he did not fight for any of those things…he slain the dragon for honour, dignity and so that no innocent civilian would needlessly have their lives thrown away by an emotionless queen. Needless to say the queen was frustrated, so frustrated that she tried to have her guards execute him in front of the public…but the bearded male withstood their attacks, fought back and knocked them all senseless. In the end the heartless empress drew her own sword and took on this stranger in a sword fight in front of the public, trying to show them what happens if they defy her. Blaire tried everything to win the battle and take the treasure…from her secret techniques she named ‘Fork in the Road,’ ‘Have a Seat’ and ‘Mat Drive,’ to any underhanded move she could think of. Yet the warrior resisted her special techniques, as well as all the dirty tactics Queen Andrews used, and disarmed her in a fair and square fashion. Blaire lost the battle, her dignity and her threatening presence as this humble swordsman had the perfect opportunity to kill of this wench…”
ORPHAN BOY
“Did he slay her?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No he didn’t, instead this man let Blaire Andrews live on certain conditions…she release all the children she have trapped in her castle, she apologises to all the people she made miserable and she helps her people rebuild their lives. She reluctantly accepted this offer, all the children were returned to their parents and the kingdom became a wonderfully peaceful place where everyone would live happily to the end of their lives…the kingdom no longer remains but this tale was the only thing that survived. Has for what actually happened to the male, nothing in the legend or the history could recall what happened to him…but there is a rumour that World Elite Wrestling somehow found this treasure and melted it down into the Television Title that is around my waist today. And that was the story of ‘The Awesome One And The Unspoken Gold,’ I hope you lot have enjoyed your story.”
Guess what the reaction, that Jobs got off the children, was? A huge bunch of cheers as they were excited to hear about this bearded swordsman saving this, unknown to them, fictional kingdom from the nasty Blaire Andrews. The old lady smiled lightly as the children all took turns thanking the male, perhaps she knows Adrian from somewhere as she began to huddle the children about and guide them to their bedrooms while the children enthusiastically squeal goodnight to their local hero. Jobs kindly smiled to the children and waved them goodbye moments before leaving the orphanage, shutting the door behind him. Immediately afterwards the Television Champion looked towards the camera that was still recording him, since the cameraman followed him out of the building, and began to speak up a final time.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Did you like the story Blaire? Let’s see if we can relive that story this Sunday.”
After hearing Adrian confidently saying those words the camera finally switched off the camera, putting an end to this promo, before being offered a pint of beer…obviously he would take the offer as the two headed off towards the nearest pub.
ONE QUESTIONED CONFERENCE
February twenty-third, the night before Cyberslam, and like all pay-per-views there is bound to be a Cyberslam conference, an event where the wrestlers would sit behind tables and stands on the stage while many interviewers ask them questions. But considering that it is only half past ten in the morning no one expects any of the big stars to arrive so there are hardly much interviewers there…but there were indeed some at the conference. The reason for this was because there were some WEW employees on the stage, the only one of them actually being a professional wrestler is the one and only Adrian Jobs, the current and longest reigning WEW Television Champion. The male was dressed in his self-proclaimed ‘AWESOME’ jacket with his flaming tights and matching wrestling boots as he was sitting behind the desk, smiling lightly towards the few interviewers there while the Television Title is conveniently positioned right in front of the microphone that the Chicago born Champion would be saying his answers through. After a couple more minutes Adrian decided to speak up since he spotted the very few camera being switched on while a bunch of recording devices having been placed all around his microphone.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
I am heavily sorry to the five people who are actually fans of Blaire Andrews, but it seems that Miss Andrews considered talking to her agent about a possible deal to lead in a B-Movie more important than answering questions for the people that want her to succeed…and I’m deeply for you people…but don’t any of you worry, being the incredibly great guy I am, I’m more than willing to answer whatever question you amazing people have to offer.”
The male tried to sound as sincere as possible when he spoke about Blaire not being available for the conference, even though the starting half hour was suppose to be dedicated to him and her building up their pay-per-view opener, but once he finished speaking about her a cocky grin appeared on his face as the male spoke out about his willingness to answer their question. Rather unsurprisingly one of the interviewers immediately asked his first question.
INTERVIEWER
“From what your previous promos has shown, you are heavily relaxed about your chances against Blaire Andrews…more relaxed than you have been for all your other challengers…so why are you so calm about what could possibly be your hardest Title defence so far?”
The Chicago tried his best to look somewhat serious about this interview but after the first question, guess what Jobs did? He burst out laughing. That’s right, our Television Champion, and the only Champion classed as a face on Adrenaline, is beside himself with laughter. Some of the other interviewers didn’t look so please about the Champ’s sheer lack of professionalism but after almost half a half, frequent interviewers have gotten use to Adrian’s rather likable personality. After finally finishing his laugh-fest the male’s left hand wiped his eyes, his eye watering up from all the laughter that departed his mouth, while beginning to answer this question.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
The ‘hardest Title defence?’ Somebody get this guy a comedy medal…but seriously kid, are you the pioneering member of the ‘Kiss Blaire’s Ass Club?’ I mean seriously, I’ve already battled her once back in November on Anarchy and guess what happened? I thought she was a bloke until she entered the ring and I won without breaking a sweat…hell, the spicy burrito I had before coming here was ten times a harder challenger than this misfit of a challenger. Actually, wait a minute, I swear my entire Television Title reign have been flooded with misfits…I turned an unstoppable force into a farce of a housewife to win this Championship, then I’ve defended it against a Oliveira number two turned shitty make-up artist, a dancing giant that have previously beaten me twice in two weeks and a once prosperous Jason Church. Who the hell have Blaire actually beaten since being here…let me rephrase that…has Blaire actually beaten anybody relevant since signing up to WEW? I mean seriously, I’ve never even heard of the Stratus wannabe she defeated to get a shot at MY Television Title…I guess she has defeated Dolph Ziggler but the last time I checked, Dolph have been suffering a slump ever since I single-handed defeated him and Ryan Jackson in a tag team match by pinning the former Titans Champion one, two and three, via the Chicago Bank Job. Let’s look at whom I’ve beaten in my six months of being a wrestling…I’ve beaten the likes of Kevin Kilbourne and Ryan Jackson, whom happens to have spent the majority of twenty-twelve as the top guy on Adrenaline. But to answer your question, yes I am very relaxed but why shouldn’t I? I’m ‘The Main Event’ and ’Chicago’s Greatest Export’ while the fact Blaire isn’t even here simply proves that I am a hell of a lot more committed to wrestling than she is. I understand that, being an actress - a floundering one but still an actress - she’ll become more recognised across the world than I ever dream to be. But I am what I am and I am the greatest WEW Television Champion in HISTORY.”
Confidence was simply embedded into the male’s voice as Adrian spoke out ever word with purpose as he clearly doesn’t see the potential threat his fellow face holds. After shouting out his last word a WEW crew member rushed up to the Television Champion and whispered something in his ear.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
WEW wants me off because Blaire isn’t here voice her own opinion…really? …Really? …REALLY? She has been e-mailed about this date before I did and she was the one that CHOSE to not even show up, so why should me and the wondering fans be made to suffer for her selfishness? Fine…”
A sigh of annoyance departed from the bearded male’s lips after the crew member revealed that the WEW boards wants Adrian to get lost since half of them holds no interest in the Television Title…even though he was the most active Champion Adrenaline had late last year. The male however possessed a light smirk on his face as he stood up from his seat, picked up his Championship and proudly wrapped it held it against his right shoulder before continuing to speak for a final time.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
Rather unfortunately that one question was the only question I’m able to answer but before I leave…let me say a final thing. I am extremely proud of my hundred and seventy-five day reign and throughout those hundred and seventy-five days I’ve beaten the likes of Ryan Jackson, Karolina Graf, Jason Church, a hobo with the first name of Randy and even dear Blaire herself…so I am very confident of my chances entering this match, be a Singapore cane match, no disqualification, taped fist or even a no finisher match. So here is a question I have for dear Blaire…do you honestly think you have a chance against me? I’ve beaten you before and, if anything, I’m a lot better now than I was then while you…haven’t done anything since signing up here about three or so months ago. I wish you luck, the backing of those b-movie friends you have and the support of those five fans you have…since you’re going to need every-single-thing to were, am and ever going to be to defeat ‘The Main Event.’ Why do you need all of that? Simple…the first reason is that no one in this company has put more blood, sweat and tears into this Championship than I am. But for the second reason, it is because my beard alone is more unique than you’ll ever be. So one final message for my, soon-to-be, fourth successful Title defence…let’s make this match simply………AWESOME!”
While shouting out his final word he ever so cocky Champion raised his belt up in the air, as if celebrating a victory, before turning to his left and finally getting off the stage. The moment he got off the stage Adrian didn’t waste his time in heading over to his motorbike, which he is bound to use to ride off towards the nearest radio station for some last-minute advertising since the arena wasn’t sold-out yet.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“So kids, our day has been fun but we only have time for one last activity, so my question to you lot is this…what should our last activity be?”
Adrian spoke out these words while sitting on a stood in his wrestling trunks and, self-proclaimed, ‘Rated: AWESOME’ jacket with the WEW Television Championship around his waist while facing him were thirty odd children. None of their clothes were specifically special but the current date is the nineteenth of February. But why is the often outspoken Television Champion sitting in front of a bunch of children? Welcome to an orphanage in Chicago. Here the bearded male was, dedicating his entire Wednesday to giving these children company and one girl raised up her hand. Him and the twenty children were all sitting, cross-legged, in a circle with a bunch of ripped wrapping while each child had something ranging from teddy bears to WEW action figures, clearly he has brought presents to give to these children. Without even muttering a word Adrian pointed the index finger his right hand towards her and nodded, so the child spoke up her question.
ORPHAN GIRL
“Can you give us a story Adrian, please?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“A story…really? …Really? REALLY? Okay, since you asked so politely…well er…in a land or pure dread and horribleness there reigned a gruesome kingdom ruled by a hideous queen. Her face was coated in zits, sweat and green fungi. Her mouth were missing a few teeth and the rest of them are pure Simpson-yellow while her breath smells like a skunk suffering from diarrhoea. Her forehead had more wrinkles than every single Chinese person, over the age of fifty, put together and is so ugly that none of the ugly stepsisters could out-ugly her. But no one in the kingdom were brave enough to stand up to his repulsive being since fireballs came out of her eyes and lightening came out of her ass every time she saw someone prettier than herself, which basically means all the time. This horrible, nasty, vile, disgusting trash had a name feared by many, for it is a name they pity in fear and fear in pity…Blaire Andrews.”
At the corner of the room was a official WEW cameraman, who was originally sent to record footage of how WEW superstars are helping the community, and he sighed lightly when the Chicago hero classed his Cyberslam opponent as a ‘hideous queen’ that people ‘pity in fear and fear in pity.’ At the mention of the actress’ name all the children shivered in fear as they hold onto their toys very tightly, as if hoping that they’ll protect them from Miss Andrews, and an extremely faint smirk momentarily appeared on the Champion’s face before be continued on with his story.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Not only is this queen hideous but she was a completely nasty person. She would force the women to work to death while constantly forcing every able-bodied lad off into a Serenity the Dragon’s keep for the treasure she was destined to never get her hands on. What happened when any of them disobeyed her? A flogging, three times their age across their back with a whip in front of the sadistic queen…but what about the children? From the moment they’re born each child is taken into her kingdom to be her slaves and if anyone of them did something she didn’t like, she would feed them to her gruesome three-headed monster of a pet. The people of the kingdom were dying out to this queen’s horrible rule and have completely forgotten what the word ‘hope’ meant. But one day, after a hundred and seventy-one day adventure, a young bearded warrior of no name came to the castle gate, the dragon’s head in one hand and the unspoken treasure in the other.”
The way the male spoke out his words kept the children nervous as they continued to shiver in a way that Mrs Alexander, the seventy year old lady who have ran this place since she was Adrian’s age, considered actually stopping him right there and then. But Jobs began to speak his last sentence with a building sense of hope, belief and optimism. This caused the children to slowly stop shivering as the male continued to speak out his randomly made story.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Instantly the queen invited this lone warrior into her kingdom for an attendance, believing she could either give him false promises of fortune or threaten treasure out of his hands. Yet what she didn’t expect was that the male held no desires for fame, wealth or love, for he did not fight for any of those things…he slain the dragon for honour, dignity and so that no innocent civilian would needlessly have their lives thrown away by an emotionless queen. Needless to say the queen was frustrated, so frustrated that she tried to have her guards execute him in front of the public…but the bearded male withstood their attacks, fought back and knocked them all senseless. In the end the heartless empress drew her own sword and took on this stranger in a sword fight in front of the public, trying to show them what happens if they defy her. Blaire tried everything to win the battle and take the treasure…from her secret techniques she named ‘Fork in the Road,’ ‘Have a Seat’ and ‘Mat Drive,’ to any underhanded move she could think of. Yet the warrior resisted her special techniques, as well as all the dirty tactics Queen Andrews used, and disarmed her in a fair and square fashion. Blaire lost the battle, her dignity and her threatening presence as this humble swordsman had the perfect opportunity to kill of this wench…”
ORPHAN BOY
“Did he slay her?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No he didn’t, instead this man let Blaire Andrews live on certain conditions…she release all the children she have trapped in her castle, she apologises to all the people she made miserable and she helps her people rebuild their lives. She reluctantly accepted this offer, all the children were returned to their parents and the kingdom became a wonderfully peaceful place where everyone would live happily to the end of their lives…the kingdom no longer remains but this tale was the only thing that survived. Has for what actually happened to the male, nothing in the legend or the history could recall what happened to him…but there is a rumour that World Elite Wrestling somehow found this treasure and melted it down into the Television Title that is around my waist today. And that was the story of ‘The Awesome One And The Unspoken Gold,’ I hope you lot have enjoyed your story.”
Guess what the reaction, that Jobs got off the children, was? A huge bunch of cheers as they were excited to hear about this bearded swordsman saving this, unknown to them, fictional kingdom from the nasty Blaire Andrews. The old lady smiled lightly as the children all took turns thanking the male, perhaps she knows Adrian from somewhere as she began to huddle the children about and guide them to their bedrooms while the children enthusiastically squeal goodnight to their local hero. Jobs kindly smiled to the children and waved them goodbye moments before leaving the orphanage, shutting the door behind him. Immediately afterwards the Television Champion looked towards the camera that was still recording him, since the cameraman followed him out of the building, and began to speak up a final time.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Did you like the story Blaire? Let’s see if we can relive that story this Sunday.”
After hearing Adrian confidently saying those words the camera finally switched off the camera, putting an end to this promo, before being offered a pint of beer…obviously he would take the offer as the two headed off towards the nearest pub.
ONE QUESTIONED CONFERENCE
February twenty-third, the night before Cyberslam, and like all pay-per-views there is bound to be a Cyberslam conference, an event where the wrestlers would sit behind tables and stands on the stage while many interviewers ask them questions. But considering that it is only half past ten in the morning no one expects any of the big stars to arrive so there are hardly much interviewers there…but there were indeed some at the conference. The reason for this was because there were some WEW employees on the stage, the only one of them actually being a professional wrestler is the one and only Adrian Jobs, the current and longest reigning WEW Television Champion. The male was dressed in his self-proclaimed ‘AWESOME’ jacket with his flaming tights and matching wrestling boots as he was sitting behind the desk, smiling lightly towards the few interviewers there while the Television Title is conveniently positioned right in front of the microphone that the Chicago born Champion would be saying his answers through. After a couple more minutes Adrian decided to speak up since he spotted the very few camera being switched on while a bunch of recording devices having been placed all around his microphone.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
I am heavily sorry to the five people who are actually fans of Blaire Andrews, but it seems that Miss Andrews considered talking to her agent about a possible deal to lead in a B-Movie more important than answering questions for the people that want her to succeed…and I’m deeply for you people…but don’t any of you worry, being the incredibly great guy I am, I’m more than willing to answer whatever question you amazing people have to offer.”
The male tried to sound as sincere as possible when he spoke about Blaire not being available for the conference, even though the starting half hour was suppose to be dedicated to him and her building up their pay-per-view opener, but once he finished speaking about her a cocky grin appeared on his face as the male spoke out about his willingness to answer their question. Rather unsurprisingly one of the interviewers immediately asked his first question.
INTERVIEWER
“From what your previous promos has shown, you are heavily relaxed about your chances against Blaire Andrews…more relaxed than you have been for all your other challengers…so why are you so calm about what could possibly be your hardest Title defence so far?”
The Chicago tried his best to look somewhat serious about this interview but after the first question, guess what Jobs did? He burst out laughing. That’s right, our Television Champion, and the only Champion classed as a face on Adrenaline, is beside himself with laughter. Some of the other interviewers didn’t look so please about the Champ’s sheer lack of professionalism but after almost half a half, frequent interviewers have gotten use to Adrian’s rather likable personality. After finally finishing his laugh-fest the male’s left hand wiped his eyes, his eye watering up from all the laughter that departed his mouth, while beginning to answer this question.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
The ‘hardest Title defence?’ Somebody get this guy a comedy medal…but seriously kid, are you the pioneering member of the ‘Kiss Blaire’s Ass Club?’ I mean seriously, I’ve already battled her once back in November on Anarchy and guess what happened? I thought she was a bloke until she entered the ring and I won without breaking a sweat…hell, the spicy burrito I had before coming here was ten times a harder challenger than this misfit of a challenger. Actually, wait a minute, I swear my entire Television Title reign have been flooded with misfits…I turned an unstoppable force into a farce of a housewife to win this Championship, then I’ve defended it against a Oliveira number two turned shitty make-up artist, a dancing giant that have previously beaten me twice in two weeks and a once prosperous Jason Church. Who the hell have Blaire actually beaten since being here…let me rephrase that…has Blaire actually beaten anybody relevant since signing up to WEW? I mean seriously, I’ve never even heard of the Stratus wannabe she defeated to get a shot at MY Television Title…I guess she has defeated Dolph Ziggler but the last time I checked, Dolph have been suffering a slump ever since I single-handed defeated him and Ryan Jackson in a tag team match by pinning the former Titans Champion one, two and three, via the Chicago Bank Job. Let’s look at whom I’ve beaten in my six months of being a wrestling…I’ve beaten the likes of Kevin Kilbourne and Ryan Jackson, whom happens to have spent the majority of twenty-twelve as the top guy on Adrenaline. But to answer your question, yes I am very relaxed but why shouldn’t I? I’m ‘The Main Event’ and ’Chicago’s Greatest Export’ while the fact Blaire isn’t even here simply proves that I am a hell of a lot more committed to wrestling than she is. I understand that, being an actress - a floundering one but still an actress - she’ll become more recognised across the world than I ever dream to be. But I am what I am and I am the greatest WEW Television Champion in HISTORY.”
Confidence was simply embedded into the male’s voice as Adrian spoke out ever word with purpose as he clearly doesn’t see the potential threat his fellow face holds. After shouting out his last word a WEW crew member rushed up to the Television Champion and whispered something in his ear.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
WEW wants me off because Blaire isn’t here voice her own opinion…really? …Really? …REALLY? She has been e-mailed about this date before I did and she was the one that CHOSE to not even show up, so why should me and the wondering fans be made to suffer for her selfishness? Fine…”
A sigh of annoyance departed from the bearded male’s lips after the crew member revealed that the WEW boards wants Adrian to get lost since half of them holds no interest in the Television Title…even though he was the most active Champion Adrenaline had late last year. The male however possessed a light smirk on his face as he stood up from his seat, picked up his Championship and proudly wrapped it held it against his right shoulder before continuing to speak for a final time.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
Rather unfortunately that one question was the only question I’m able to answer but before I leave…let me say a final thing. I am extremely proud of my hundred and seventy-five day reign and throughout those hundred and seventy-five days I’ve beaten the likes of Ryan Jackson, Karolina Graf, Jason Church, a hobo with the first name of Randy and even dear Blaire herself…so I am very confident of my chances entering this match, be a Singapore cane match, no disqualification, taped fist or even a no finisher match. So here is a question I have for dear Blaire…do you honestly think you have a chance against me? I’ve beaten you before and, if anything, I’m a lot better now than I was then while you…haven’t done anything since signing up here about three or so months ago. I wish you luck, the backing of those b-movie friends you have and the support of those five fans you have…since you’re going to need every-single-thing to were, am and ever going to be to defeat ‘The Main Event.’ Why do you need all of that? Simple…the first reason is that no one in this company has put more blood, sweat and tears into this Championship than I am. But for the second reason, it is because my beard alone is more unique than you’ll ever be. So one final message for my, soon-to-be, fourth successful Title defence…let’s make this match simply………AWESOME!”
While shouting out his final word he ever so cocky Champion raised his belt up in the air, as if celebrating a victory, before turning to his left and finally getting off the stage. The moment he got off the stage Adrian didn’t waste his time in heading over to his motorbike, which he is bound to use to ride off towards the nearest radio station for some last-minute advertising since the arena wasn’t sold-out yet.