Post by MasterEvil on Feb 17, 2013 20:36:18 GMT
REWRITTEN STAR WARS
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“So my opponent tomorrow night is ‘Romeo Sanchez,’ right?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Yes mate, tomorrow night you have a match against Romeo Sanchez on Anarchy…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Wait…Anarchy? Some way to celebrate the Television Champion getting more and more closer to making history…but is it the main event of Anarchy?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Yes it is mate, I think they knew that you wouldn’t be amused if you weren’t main eventing a show that Championship partly represents.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Thank goodness for that. But who’s Romeo Sanchez again?”
That question brought a sigh out of Nathan Kyle’s lips as the duo were sitting on the couch, playing multiplayer on ‘Star Wars Battlefront II.’ There isn’t much to explain about the choice of clothing the two are wearing…well, to be precise, there is nothing to say about it since the two are completely naked.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Romeo Sanchez is some guy from Puerto Rico…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Isn’t Puerto Rico a drug haven?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“No it isn’t, Brazil is, but like I was saying…Romeo Sanchez is some guy from that is bigger than both you and Jason Church…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“So he’s an ogre like Shrek?
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“No, he isn’t Shriek, Shrek’s a lot more good looking anyway…but back to what I was saying. Romeo Sanchez is some guy from Puerto Rico that is bigger than both you and Jason Church. He is also a newcomer to World Elite Wrestling so naturally you’ll tipped the favourite…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Because of how amazing I am?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Perhaps but no, it’s because you are the current Television Champion that you’ve been ranked the favourite within this Anarchy main event.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Well I can’t blame people for considering me the favourite…on January the third I’d surpass the record some Ryan guy held, of the longest running Television Title reign, by approximately seven days. I’ve also beaten a stupid housewife, a worthless make-up artist, a guy who had my number twice in a row and a rather impressive Jason Church to be to ‘King of the Pre-Show.’ What has Sanchez done before coming into WEW? Mowed some rich man’s lawn? Plunged the toilets of some Puerto Rican hotel? Deal the latest bath salt to that guy who chew most of some homeless bum’s face off? Do the jobs that, and I quote, ‘not even the blacks would do?’ Seriously this Romeo Sanchez is utterly nothing compared to the AWESOMEness of the ‘Rated: AWESOME Television Champion’ Adrian Jobs. Heck after I’m done beating him into oblivion this self-professed ‘Spanish Saviour’ can go back to drugs central to hook with his high as a kite Spanish Juliet.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“A little bit overconfident aren’t you Adrian?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Why shouldn’t I be Nathan? I just overcame the hardest challenge I’ve ever had since winning my Title and now I get to face some nobody at the main event of the very show where I won my Title shot in the first place. I am ‘The Main Event’ and yet again I am going to prove to everyone in the arena why I am that damn good. Hell some other new guy in World Elite Wrestling, I think his name was Randy Fields, called himself the ratings and the reason why people would watch Adrenaline…well that guy simply just made himself look like a jackass since everybody knows that it the ever lovable, and extremely hardworking, Television Champion is one of the main reasons why people even bother buying tickets. Hell, there is more AWESOME in my beard alone than there is in Randy’s entire career…oh shit you killed my character!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“HA! Take that Luke! Vader knows best!”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh my god…dude…you’ve rewritten the entity of Star Wars…”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Well it won’t be any worst than the second and third Star Wars films.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“That is true buddy.”
Both men began to laugh rather loudly after making their agreements before the Aussie finally realised that something is missing.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Hey, mate, where’s your Television Title? Normally I would see you only wearing that in the morning.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh…yeah…now I remember. I let Adriana look after it for the night.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Are you sure about that decision mate?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yeah I’m sure, I trust Adriana with both my heart and Title…”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“That…that actually sounds somewhat romantic…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And there is no way I was going to say ‘no’ to a girl with soft breast, a spankable ass, ever so sweet lips and beautiful eyes…I might consider wrestling my Title back from her before Anarchy starts, if you know what I mean.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I knew it…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Knew what?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I knew that you were a rebel until you took a lightsaber to the face!”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“GOD DAMN IT!”
The two chuckled out again before continuing to play this Star Wars game and, like what always happen on Star Wars games, the Australian won by miles. But that didn’t stop the duo from continuously spend their entire morning playing video games against each other, like proper nerdy friends.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“So my opponent tomorrow night is ‘Romeo Sanchez,’ right?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Yes mate, tomorrow night you have a match against Romeo Sanchez on Anarchy…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Wait…Anarchy? Some way to celebrate the Television Champion getting more and more closer to making history…but is it the main event of Anarchy?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Yes it is mate, I think they knew that you wouldn’t be amused if you weren’t main eventing a show that Championship partly represents.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Thank goodness for that. But who’s Romeo Sanchez again?”
That question brought a sigh out of Nathan Kyle’s lips as the duo were sitting on the couch, playing multiplayer on ‘Star Wars Battlefront II.’ There isn’t much to explain about the choice of clothing the two are wearing…well, to be precise, there is nothing to say about it since the two are completely naked.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Romeo Sanchez is some guy from Puerto Rico…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Isn’t Puerto Rico a drug haven?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“No it isn’t, Brazil is, but like I was saying…Romeo Sanchez is some guy from that is bigger than both you and Jason Church…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“So he’s an ogre like Shrek?
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“No, he isn’t Shriek, Shrek’s a lot more good looking anyway…but back to what I was saying. Romeo Sanchez is some guy from Puerto Rico that is bigger than both you and Jason Church. He is also a newcomer to World Elite Wrestling so naturally you’ll tipped the favourite…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Because of how amazing I am?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Perhaps but no, it’s because you are the current Television Champion that you’ve been ranked the favourite within this Anarchy main event.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Well I can’t blame people for considering me the favourite…on January the third I’d surpass the record some Ryan guy held, of the longest running Television Title reign, by approximately seven days. I’ve also beaten a stupid housewife, a worthless make-up artist, a guy who had my number twice in a row and a rather impressive Jason Church to be to ‘King of the Pre-Show.’ What has Sanchez done before coming into WEW? Mowed some rich man’s lawn? Plunged the toilets of some Puerto Rican hotel? Deal the latest bath salt to that guy who chew most of some homeless bum’s face off? Do the jobs that, and I quote, ‘not even the blacks would do?’ Seriously this Romeo Sanchez is utterly nothing compared to the AWESOMEness of the ‘Rated: AWESOME Television Champion’ Adrian Jobs. Heck after I’m done beating him into oblivion this self-professed ‘Spanish Saviour’ can go back to drugs central to hook with his high as a kite Spanish Juliet.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“A little bit overconfident aren’t you Adrian?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Why shouldn’t I be Nathan? I just overcame the hardest challenge I’ve ever had since winning my Title and now I get to face some nobody at the main event of the very show where I won my Title shot in the first place. I am ‘The Main Event’ and yet again I am going to prove to everyone in the arena why I am that damn good. Hell some other new guy in World Elite Wrestling, I think his name was Randy Fields, called himself the ratings and the reason why people would watch Adrenaline…well that guy simply just made himself look like a jackass since everybody knows that it the ever lovable, and extremely hardworking, Television Champion is one of the main reasons why people even bother buying tickets. Hell, there is more AWESOME in my beard alone than there is in Randy’s entire career…oh shit you killed my character!”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“HA! Take that Luke! Vader knows best!”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh my god…dude…you’ve rewritten the entity of Star Wars…”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Well it won’t be any worst than the second and third Star Wars films.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“That is true buddy.”
Both men began to laugh rather loudly after making their agreements before the Aussie finally realised that something is missing.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Hey, mate, where’s your Television Title? Normally I would see you only wearing that in the morning.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh…yeah…now I remember. I let Adriana look after it for the night.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Are you sure about that decision mate?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yeah I’m sure, I trust Adriana with both my heart and Title…”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“That…that actually sounds somewhat romantic…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“And there is no way I was going to say ‘no’ to a girl with soft breast, a spankable ass, ever so sweet lips and beautiful eyes…I might consider wrestling my Title back from her before Anarchy starts, if you know what I mean.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I knew it…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Knew what?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I knew that you were a rebel until you took a lightsaber to the face!”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“GOD DAMN IT!”
The two chuckled out again before continuing to play this Star Wars game and, like what always happen on Star Wars games, the Australian won by miles. But that didn’t stop the duo from continuously spend their entire morning playing video games against each other, like proper nerdy friends.