Post by MasterEvil on Feb 17, 2013 20:35:19 GMT
Prologue
WOO! I’ve got a possible Titans Title shot in the future!!! A couple of weeks ago me and some Collin Cole fought the Titans Champion, Dolph Ziggler, and the World Champion, Ryan Jackson, in a tag team match…and guess what? I pinned Ziggler within ten seconds of being tagged in, HOO-RAH! I admit a pinfall victory over Jackson would have been better but a win is still a win, especially when it’s over a Champion. I guess some people say that I should be content with being just the Television Champion, which I happen to be only just approximately a month away from being the new longest reigning one by the way, but if you don’t look ahead then how am I ever going to be fully advance with my career? Talking about advancing it isn’t too long before World Elite Wrestling hosts it’s ‘Free Fall To Fury II’ with me starting out the show with defending my Championship yet again…but who is my opponent again? Some ‘Church’ guy, damn…I don’t even know what his name is let alone who the hell he is. Yet I’m not worried at all; I’ve beaten people like Kevin Kilbourne, Serenity, Karolina Graf and just recently Dolph Ziggler…so this ‘Church’ guy won’t be too much of a hassle for the ‘Rated: AWESOME! Champion’ and his AWESOME Title reign.
TRYING TO GET OVER
The location is some park, most likely in Chicago, and at the furthest end of it are three men. The tallest two were completely shirtless, one with simply amazing abs and the other that has pretty good ones even though not as good as the first, while the shortest of the trio has some kind of belt around this waist. From a different angle it was obvious to see who they were…the one that looks alight is Steve Howard, the one with the magnificent abdomen is Nathan Kyle and the short one was no other than the current WEW Television Champion Adrian Jobs. But what they were standing in front of at the end of this park? A fourteen foot fence…why? Only the idiotic Champion knows.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“You’re ready for this mate?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I was born ready.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Good thing I remembered this video camera, the moment you fall down’s the moment this shit gets posted on YouTube.”
The self-proclaimed ‘Rated: AWESOME Champion’ simply scowled at his best mate’s boyfriend in response to his words while Nathan simply laughed. After a couple of silent moments Adrian reached both of his hands out and grasped onto the fencing before beginning to climb the fence. Why, instead of getting ready for his match against Jason Church, is Adrian Jobs trying to climb up a fourteen foot fence? That was clearly what was on the mind of the children in the park as they began to flock around the fence. They all kept silent, well not so loud for a bunch of six year olds, while the loudmouthed Champion continued his climb up this fence…clearly he shouldn’t consider rock-climbing as a hobby since the Chicago native was quite slow with his climbing.
LITTLE BOY A
“What are you doing Adrian?”
The child called out after a while which caused Jobs, who was now a hand’s reach away from getting to the very top of the fence, to look over his shoulder towards the flock of children that are watching their local Champion. The current Television Champion is wearing a pair of red shorts with a grey v-neck, while also wearing knee pads and black fingerless gloves, as he seems to have enough grip to hold onto the fence while answering the child’s question.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I’m trying to get over.”
LITTLE GIRL A
“But what about your match at Free Fall to Fury against Jason Church?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Jason Who…?”
After answering the first question Adrian began to climb onto the top of the fence but the moment the word ‘who’ left his mouth the male’s right hand missed the top of the fence…which ended up causing the overconfident superstar to fall from the fence. For some unexplained reason you always feel like you’re in slow-motion whenever you’re your falling, even when your plummeting from fourteen feet in the air, and Jobs felt like that for a few moments before THUD! The Chicago born native crashed on top of Steve and his camera while Nathan obviously jumped out of the way.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Ow…dude…why did you get out of the way?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Get the hell off me man…”
While asking his question towards his Australian buddy Adrian got up but was now sitting on Steve’s back. And dear Howard was quick to demand Jobs off him, even censoring himself in front the children that are still around them, but the three month Champion clearly didn’t notice those words as he and Nathan began to have a, rather interesting, conversation.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I know I could have caught you, mate, but there was a chance that I could fail and mark my precious abs…no offence mate but between you and my exquisite abs, it’ll always be my abs.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“There are more damn things in life than your damn abs.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Blasphemy! Don’t you dare blaspheme in front of this from god, let alone blaspheme about my wonder abs.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Are you two ignoring me on purpose or something?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Damn though…now I’ll have to try again…”
LITTLE GIRL B
“Sorry to interrupt, mister, but shouldn’t you be getting prepared to face Jason Church tomorrow?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Who’s this ‘Jason Church’?
LITTLE BOY B
“He’s this guy who lost to Charlie Luzon at Third Degree Burns…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Coughherapeschildrencough.”
LITTLE BOY C
“Pardon?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh nothing, just having a cough, so what else can be known about this ‘Jason Church’ chap?”
LITTLE BOY B
“Well he defeated Brian James a few weeks ago, on Burnout, to earn this match against you Mister Jobs. So shouldn’t you be getting yourself prepared in advance Sir?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Get. The. Hell. Off. Me.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Get myself prepared in advance? Why should I do that? Am I worried about my opponent being Jason Church? As if…I mean, only, a loser would be defeated by Charlie whatever-his-name-is. And who did he beat to get this shot…Brian James? Isn’t he like the most overrated guy since Ryan Jackson? If Jason really did beat some lacklustre excuse of a competitor then it could only mean two things. One, there is no longer any good competition for my Television Championship…and two, I’ve been so damn AWESOME that everyone else run to other Titles since they know that, unlike Chance Rugani, I won’t produce a F-rated performance at the main event of any show…heck, I’ve called myself ‘The Main Event’ simply because I’m that far better than anybody. If you children want a reference to prove how brilliant I am I can give you a list. Or just say a resent name that I, easily, put down…Dolph Ziggler. Yes kids I’ve pinned the Titans Champion, fair and square, in a tag team match a couple of weeks ago. So what is so good about Jason Church? His claim to fame, before having the privilege of being my third successful Title defence, was losing to some guy who spent his entire childhood getting lost on the way to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.”
Adrian continued to not knowledge the male he was sitting on as he began to answer the child’s question, personally seeing it as morally right to be honest to those that haven’t reached puberty yet, which was not only aggravating the half-Cuban but also getting the children to be smiling cheerfully.
LITTLE GIRL B
“You’re so cool Jobs…but are you sure that you aren‘t underestimating Jason Church?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Stop ignoring you to stupid prick.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Am I underestimating dear Jason? …Really? Really? REALLY? Maybe I am but, then again, maybe I’m not…I mean what has Jason Church ever done throughout this year? Got no answers? Well then that explains a lot doesn’t it? It is so damn obvious that he’s so damn insignificant that if Jason Church ever got injured nobody would even notice that he was missing. Meanwhile if somebody like me, the guy who humbled a formerly unstoppable Champion into the state of an almost forgotten housewife…and overall came a month of bad luck to replicate both the Great Wars in one night…and on the very next Adrenaline defeated the guy who had my number during that previous month, is less than a month away from slaying a record previously held by the only Double-Champion on Adrenaline. People are easily going to remember me for a feat that I doubt anybody would ever go near breaking…while Jason Church is probably like WEW’s version of Trent Barretta, possibly the most talented guy around yet never actually made it. It does sound a little sad but frankly, why should we care? There are probably more people like Jason Church just begging for a contract here than there are Gangnam Style imitations…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU IGNORANT TWAT!”
That sudden outburst actually caught the Television Champion off guard as he fell off the clearly pissed off half-Cuban. When Steve told up he looked towards his boyfriend and instantly Nathan rushed over to him. The two seem to be whispering some kind of argument, Steve bring pissed at Adrian while Nathan wanted his lover to calm the hell down, in the end the two shared a hug…refusing to kiss in front of a group of children. Shortly afterwards Howard offered his hand out to the Champ in a friendly manner.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Sorry about that Adrian…I guess Arvil isn’t the only hothead you know.
That comment caused all three of the men laugh, confusing the children slightly since none of them know anything about Adrian’s former roommate and girlfriend.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Don’t worry about it bud, I guess it was my fault for unaware of my surroundings.”
Was Jobs’ reply as he accepted Steve’s hand and, with Steve’s help, got himself back up to his own feet and did the classic shoulder bump with him before the topless male spoke up.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“…Well anyway, since I knew you would never do it, I’ve actually done a tiny bit of research on Jason Church. He seems to be incredibly skilled seeing that he has an arsenal that could even make the Romans jealous and is most likely stronger than you. So you will definitely have to take this match seriously for once…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Take the match seriously? Seriously man? If I’m always focused on every-single-thing that I do then I’ll simply come down with the Kilbourne Syndrome, you know, the rare disease where you’ll get more wrinkles than wins and the unexplainable inability to actually win a Championship. I know it doesn’t look like it, bud, but I am taking this match as seriously as I’ve done for the very match I’ve actually won this beautiful Television Title in. So what if I am just some carefree guy from this great city of Chicago, I’m simply having a blast as Champion…the pay is good, the spotlight is always smiling at me…and, best of all, I get to shock the world every single month with challenger after challenger. Compared to when I first started to where I am now…nearly everyone that doubt me are now stating that I’m the favourite against Jason Church. Maybe Jason could prove to be a decent challenge but then again…he might be Karolina, somebody who just couldn’t hack it without leeching onto somebody else’s spotlight. Perhaps its fate that I can’t get over the fence but frankly all that is left between me and a simply marvellous record is just this Church chap…so let him come and fight me, I’ll take all that he’s got and give a hundred-and-ten percent of it all back to him. I’ve done it to Serenity, Karolina and Beck while almost taking the World Title from Ryan Jackson in my sixth or so match…so what makes him different from the rest of my victims? The fact he has more moves than Chuck Norris has trivial facts? Or the fact that he is probably still a virgin for being the acting a lot cooler than what he really is? No seriously man, what is there to worry about when it goes to this Jason Church guy huh? I know that nobodies could create gigantic upsets, heck, I produced the ‘Shocker of Beach Brawl’ but frankly people like me come only once a decade…so, unfortunately for this Jason chap, I’ll end up showing him the hard truth that I’m simply more AWESOME than he’ll ever be.”
While Adrian and Steve were talking to each other Nathan was giving each of the children some black glasses, with white crosses on each lens. The Aussie is suspiciously quite social with the children which momentarily took Jobs’ and Steve’s attention away from their conversation.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hey dude, don’t you dare molest any of those children.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Don‘t worry mate, I won’t ever molest other people…after all that’s what Steve is for…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“HEY! Not in front of the children!”
That outburst not only caused Adrian and Nathan to chuckle but also all of the children. After chuckling Adrian high-fived each of the children before doing a pose to indicate that the kids are beating him down as Steve took a picture of them all, since Steve’s camcorder was once of those multi-purpose cameras that could take videos, photos and audio clips. The next set of photographs were Adrian posing next to each child as he or she held his Television Championship. After all the pictures were taken the parents of these children came and took their happily grateful children away, not before giving Nathan their e-mail addresses so he could e-mail them the pictures of their children. With the children done the trio decided to leave the now lifeless park. Now they just exited the park gates, since it wasn’t that far from the fence, the trio began to walk down the street as Nathan spoke up.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Hey mate, I know you‘ve probably spoke out a lot about Jason Church but what kind of strategy do you plan on using on him?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Strategy? To simply be ‘The Main Event’ or perhaps you want some more detailed?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“You know me bud, I like detail, especially down here…”
While the two was talking Nathan and Steve were holding hands, getting funny looks from the unreasonably discriminative people they walk pass, and when the words ‘down here’ left the Aussie’s lips, like a bolt of lightening, his other hand flew down to Steve’s rod and gave it a firm squeeze.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Ah…not. In. The. Street.”
Adrian couldn’t help but chuckle at this, getting a mucky look from Steve as a result of doing so, and rubbed the Television Title that is now on his shoulder before deciding to give Nathan some of this ‘detail’ he likes to have.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“My strategy….what could my strategy ever be? I guess simply saying ‘being AWESOME’ isn’t good enough but, to tell the truth, I don’t have much of a strategy. I never had a strategy in any of my matches, I just wrestle of instinct and that not only got me my precious Television Title but it has also got me to beat quite a decent amount of big names in this company. Yes I had my ass kicked by Ryan in my first World title shot but, adding in tag team competition, I’m currently two-two against him. While what would Jason’s strategy be? Use the A to Z of wrestling moves on me? Fight as dirty as possible? Or even bribe the referee? I honestly don’t give a damn what tactics Church uses against me since I’m fairly adaptable to any opponent. To win this Title I had to beat a speed freak, then in my first defence I had to beat a brawler kind of person and then to defend it again I had to overcome a size and power disadvantage. And guess what? I did…time and time and time again I take on all comers and surprise the world with how amazing am. Hell, I called the ‘Rated: AWESOME Champion’ because I take on each challenger and defeat each challenger. Jason Church could be on the rise of a lifetime but even that won’t be enough to take this Championship off my shoulder. I don’t know who Jason is and I doubt we’re going to have a pint become the best of friends after our match is over but frankly Churchy-Boy has got he same chance of beating me as Nemo does of beating a shark in a boxing match. Don’t get me wrong bud I will put all my effort into this match, especially considering how close I am from breaking a record, but he’s going to be just like Serenity…a could have been who simply choked up when it actually matters. So what could my strategy be against a choker? Simple, show him why he can’t beat me…which happens to be the same reason why Serenity nor Karolina nor Beck could dethrone me…because I’m simply…”
While speaking out his words Adrian turned around to face the gay couple, walking backwards in the process, as the threesome were getting further and further away from the park. Halfway through his words the male continued to rub his precious Championship and when he was ready to finished his a second group of children were passing by. They stopped within their tracks when Jobs said ‘simply’.
GROUP OF CHILDREN
“AWESOME!!!”
That group of shouts actually caused the Television Champion to jump in surprise as the kids quickly rushed off to whatever activity that they planned on doing. The shocked manner of the Champion elected a few chuckles off the two topless men, which was returned by a sigh from Adrian, before the trio ended up finding an ice-cream parlour and entered it. Amusingly the trio ended up spending the rest of the day having ice-cream after ice-cream…what’s te prediction that they’ll all be suffering brain freeze throughout the night?
Epilogue
Man…how many ice-cream did I get again? There’s the third time I’ve been to the toilet since entering this arena. I do bloody well hope that my stomach will be fine in time for my match against Jason Church. I heard a little bit about him but while he’s probably the challenger I know the least about…I know I can beat him if I give it my all, even on a dodgy stomach. By January time I’ll have beaten Ryan Cavallari’s record as the longest reigning Television Champion. Did I expect to do such a ask the moment I won it? Hell no, but now I REALLY want to…its not the end of the world if I fail to, but for now I’m definitely going for the victory. I know that Church could possibly be a great competitor but overall I will defend my Championship and prove to the world, once again, that I am the Rated: AWESOME Superstar…oh god the toilet is calling for me again…
WOO! I’ve got a possible Titans Title shot in the future!!! A couple of weeks ago me and some Collin Cole fought the Titans Champion, Dolph Ziggler, and the World Champion, Ryan Jackson, in a tag team match…and guess what? I pinned Ziggler within ten seconds of being tagged in, HOO-RAH! I admit a pinfall victory over Jackson would have been better but a win is still a win, especially when it’s over a Champion. I guess some people say that I should be content with being just the Television Champion, which I happen to be only just approximately a month away from being the new longest reigning one by the way, but if you don’t look ahead then how am I ever going to be fully advance with my career? Talking about advancing it isn’t too long before World Elite Wrestling hosts it’s ‘Free Fall To Fury II’ with me starting out the show with defending my Championship yet again…but who is my opponent again? Some ‘Church’ guy, damn…I don’t even know what his name is let alone who the hell he is. Yet I’m not worried at all; I’ve beaten people like Kevin Kilbourne, Serenity, Karolina Graf and just recently Dolph Ziggler…so this ‘Church’ guy won’t be too much of a hassle for the ‘Rated: AWESOME! Champion’ and his AWESOME Title reign.
TRYING TO GET OVER
The location is some park, most likely in Chicago, and at the furthest end of it are three men. The tallest two were completely shirtless, one with simply amazing abs and the other that has pretty good ones even though not as good as the first, while the shortest of the trio has some kind of belt around this waist. From a different angle it was obvious to see who they were…the one that looks alight is Steve Howard, the one with the magnificent abdomen is Nathan Kyle and the short one was no other than the current WEW Television Champion Adrian Jobs. But what they were standing in front of at the end of this park? A fourteen foot fence…why? Only the idiotic Champion knows.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“You’re ready for this mate?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I was born ready.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Good thing I remembered this video camera, the moment you fall down’s the moment this shit gets posted on YouTube.”
The self-proclaimed ‘Rated: AWESOME Champion’ simply scowled at his best mate’s boyfriend in response to his words while Nathan simply laughed. After a couple of silent moments Adrian reached both of his hands out and grasped onto the fencing before beginning to climb the fence. Why, instead of getting ready for his match against Jason Church, is Adrian Jobs trying to climb up a fourteen foot fence? That was clearly what was on the mind of the children in the park as they began to flock around the fence. They all kept silent, well not so loud for a bunch of six year olds, while the loudmouthed Champion continued his climb up this fence…clearly he shouldn’t consider rock-climbing as a hobby since the Chicago native was quite slow with his climbing.
LITTLE BOY A
“What are you doing Adrian?”
The child called out after a while which caused Jobs, who was now a hand’s reach away from getting to the very top of the fence, to look over his shoulder towards the flock of children that are watching their local Champion. The current Television Champion is wearing a pair of red shorts with a grey v-neck, while also wearing knee pads and black fingerless gloves, as he seems to have enough grip to hold onto the fence while answering the child’s question.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I’m trying to get over.”
LITTLE GIRL A
“But what about your match at Free Fall to Fury against Jason Church?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Jason Who…?”
After answering the first question Adrian began to climb onto the top of the fence but the moment the word ‘who’ left his mouth the male’s right hand missed the top of the fence…which ended up causing the overconfident superstar to fall from the fence. For some unexplained reason you always feel like you’re in slow-motion whenever you’re your falling, even when your plummeting from fourteen feet in the air, and Jobs felt like that for a few moments before THUD! The Chicago born native crashed on top of Steve and his camera while Nathan obviously jumped out of the way.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Ow…dude…why did you get out of the way?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Get the hell off me man…”
While asking his question towards his Australian buddy Adrian got up but was now sitting on Steve’s back. And dear Howard was quick to demand Jobs off him, even censoring himself in front the children that are still around them, but the three month Champion clearly didn’t notice those words as he and Nathan began to have a, rather interesting, conversation.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“I know I could have caught you, mate, but there was a chance that I could fail and mark my precious abs…no offence mate but between you and my exquisite abs, it’ll always be my abs.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“There are more damn things in life than your damn abs.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Blasphemy! Don’t you dare blaspheme in front of this from god, let alone blaspheme about my wonder abs.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Are you two ignoring me on purpose or something?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Damn though…now I’ll have to try again…”
LITTLE GIRL B
“Sorry to interrupt, mister, but shouldn’t you be getting prepared to face Jason Church tomorrow?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Who’s this ‘Jason Church’?
LITTLE BOY B
“He’s this guy who lost to Charlie Luzon at Third Degree Burns…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Coughherapeschildrencough.”
LITTLE BOY C
“Pardon?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Oh nothing, just having a cough, so what else can be known about this ‘Jason Church’ chap?”
LITTLE BOY B
“Well he defeated Brian James a few weeks ago, on Burnout, to earn this match against you Mister Jobs. So shouldn’t you be getting yourself prepared in advance Sir?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Get. The. Hell. Off. Me.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Get myself prepared in advance? Why should I do that? Am I worried about my opponent being Jason Church? As if…I mean, only, a loser would be defeated by Charlie whatever-his-name-is. And who did he beat to get this shot…Brian James? Isn’t he like the most overrated guy since Ryan Jackson? If Jason really did beat some lacklustre excuse of a competitor then it could only mean two things. One, there is no longer any good competition for my Television Championship…and two, I’ve been so damn AWESOME that everyone else run to other Titles since they know that, unlike Chance Rugani, I won’t produce a F-rated performance at the main event of any show…heck, I’ve called myself ‘The Main Event’ simply because I’m that far better than anybody. If you children want a reference to prove how brilliant I am I can give you a list. Or just say a resent name that I, easily, put down…Dolph Ziggler. Yes kids I’ve pinned the Titans Champion, fair and square, in a tag team match a couple of weeks ago. So what is so good about Jason Church? His claim to fame, before having the privilege of being my third successful Title defence, was losing to some guy who spent his entire childhood getting lost on the way to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.”
Adrian continued to not knowledge the male he was sitting on as he began to answer the child’s question, personally seeing it as morally right to be honest to those that haven’t reached puberty yet, which was not only aggravating the half-Cuban but also getting the children to be smiling cheerfully.
LITTLE GIRL B
“You’re so cool Jobs…but are you sure that you aren‘t underestimating Jason Church?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Stop ignoring you to stupid prick.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Am I underestimating dear Jason? …Really? Really? REALLY? Maybe I am but, then again, maybe I’m not…I mean what has Jason Church ever done throughout this year? Got no answers? Well then that explains a lot doesn’t it? It is so damn obvious that he’s so damn insignificant that if Jason Church ever got injured nobody would even notice that he was missing. Meanwhile if somebody like me, the guy who humbled a formerly unstoppable Champion into the state of an almost forgotten housewife…and overall came a month of bad luck to replicate both the Great Wars in one night…and on the very next Adrenaline defeated the guy who had my number during that previous month, is less than a month away from slaying a record previously held by the only Double-Champion on Adrenaline. People are easily going to remember me for a feat that I doubt anybody would ever go near breaking…while Jason Church is probably like WEW’s version of Trent Barretta, possibly the most talented guy around yet never actually made it. It does sound a little sad but frankly, why should we care? There are probably more people like Jason Church just begging for a contract here than there are Gangnam Style imitations…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU IGNORANT TWAT!”
That sudden outburst actually caught the Television Champion off guard as he fell off the clearly pissed off half-Cuban. When Steve told up he looked towards his boyfriend and instantly Nathan rushed over to him. The two seem to be whispering some kind of argument, Steve bring pissed at Adrian while Nathan wanted his lover to calm the hell down, in the end the two shared a hug…refusing to kiss in front of a group of children. Shortly afterwards Howard offered his hand out to the Champ in a friendly manner.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Sorry about that Adrian…I guess Arvil isn’t the only hothead you know.
That comment caused all three of the men laugh, confusing the children slightly since none of them know anything about Adrian’s former roommate and girlfriend.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Don’t worry about it bud, I guess it was my fault for unaware of my surroundings.”
Was Jobs’ reply as he accepted Steve’s hand and, with Steve’s help, got himself back up to his own feet and did the classic shoulder bump with him before the topless male spoke up.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“…Well anyway, since I knew you would never do it, I’ve actually done a tiny bit of research on Jason Church. He seems to be incredibly skilled seeing that he has an arsenal that could even make the Romans jealous and is most likely stronger than you. So you will definitely have to take this match seriously for once…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Take the match seriously? Seriously man? If I’m always focused on every-single-thing that I do then I’ll simply come down with the Kilbourne Syndrome, you know, the rare disease where you’ll get more wrinkles than wins and the unexplainable inability to actually win a Championship. I know it doesn’t look like it, bud, but I am taking this match as seriously as I’ve done for the very match I’ve actually won this beautiful Television Title in. So what if I am just some carefree guy from this great city of Chicago, I’m simply having a blast as Champion…the pay is good, the spotlight is always smiling at me…and, best of all, I get to shock the world every single month with challenger after challenger. Compared to when I first started to where I am now…nearly everyone that doubt me are now stating that I’m the favourite against Jason Church. Maybe Jason could prove to be a decent challenge but then again…he might be Karolina, somebody who just couldn’t hack it without leeching onto somebody else’s spotlight. Perhaps its fate that I can’t get over the fence but frankly all that is left between me and a simply marvellous record is just this Church chap…so let him come and fight me, I’ll take all that he’s got and give a hundred-and-ten percent of it all back to him. I’ve done it to Serenity, Karolina and Beck while almost taking the World Title from Ryan Jackson in my sixth or so match…so what makes him different from the rest of my victims? The fact he has more moves than Chuck Norris has trivial facts? Or the fact that he is probably still a virgin for being the acting a lot cooler than what he really is? No seriously man, what is there to worry about when it goes to this Jason Church guy huh? I know that nobodies could create gigantic upsets, heck, I produced the ‘Shocker of Beach Brawl’ but frankly people like me come only once a decade…so, unfortunately for this Jason chap, I’ll end up showing him the hard truth that I’m simply more AWESOME than he’ll ever be.”
While Adrian and Steve were talking to each other Nathan was giving each of the children some black glasses, with white crosses on each lens. The Aussie is suspiciously quite social with the children which momentarily took Jobs’ and Steve’s attention away from their conversation.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Hey dude, don’t you dare molest any of those children.”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Don‘t worry mate, I won’t ever molest other people…after all that’s what Steve is for…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“HEY! Not in front of the children!”
That outburst not only caused Adrian and Nathan to chuckle but also all of the children. After chuckling Adrian high-fived each of the children before doing a pose to indicate that the kids are beating him down as Steve took a picture of them all, since Steve’s camcorder was once of those multi-purpose cameras that could take videos, photos and audio clips. The next set of photographs were Adrian posing next to each child as he or she held his Television Championship. After all the pictures were taken the parents of these children came and took their happily grateful children away, not before giving Nathan their e-mail addresses so he could e-mail them the pictures of their children. With the children done the trio decided to leave the now lifeless park. Now they just exited the park gates, since it wasn’t that far from the fence, the trio began to walk down the street as Nathan spoke up.
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“Hey mate, I know you‘ve probably spoke out a lot about Jason Church but what kind of strategy do you plan on using on him?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Strategy? To simply be ‘The Main Event’ or perhaps you want some more detailed?”
GAY BEST FRIEND, NATHAN
“You know me bud, I like detail, especially down here…”
While the two was talking Nathan and Steve were holding hands, getting funny looks from the unreasonably discriminative people they walk pass, and when the words ‘down here’ left the Aussie’s lips, like a bolt of lightening, his other hand flew down to Steve’s rod and gave it a firm squeeze.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Ah…not. In. The. Street.”
Adrian couldn’t help but chuckle at this, getting a mucky look from Steve as a result of doing so, and rubbed the Television Title that is now on his shoulder before deciding to give Nathan some of this ‘detail’ he likes to have.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“My strategy….what could my strategy ever be? I guess simply saying ‘being AWESOME’ isn’t good enough but, to tell the truth, I don’t have much of a strategy. I never had a strategy in any of my matches, I just wrestle of instinct and that not only got me my precious Television Title but it has also got me to beat quite a decent amount of big names in this company. Yes I had my ass kicked by Ryan in my first World title shot but, adding in tag team competition, I’m currently two-two against him. While what would Jason’s strategy be? Use the A to Z of wrestling moves on me? Fight as dirty as possible? Or even bribe the referee? I honestly don’t give a damn what tactics Church uses against me since I’m fairly adaptable to any opponent. To win this Title I had to beat a speed freak, then in my first defence I had to beat a brawler kind of person and then to defend it again I had to overcome a size and power disadvantage. And guess what? I did…time and time and time again I take on all comers and surprise the world with how amazing am. Hell, I called the ‘Rated: AWESOME Champion’ because I take on each challenger and defeat each challenger. Jason Church could be on the rise of a lifetime but even that won’t be enough to take this Championship off my shoulder. I don’t know who Jason is and I doubt we’re going to have a pint become the best of friends after our match is over but frankly Churchy-Boy has got he same chance of beating me as Nemo does of beating a shark in a boxing match. Don’t get me wrong bud I will put all my effort into this match, especially considering how close I am from breaking a record, but he’s going to be just like Serenity…a could have been who simply choked up when it actually matters. So what could my strategy be against a choker? Simple, show him why he can’t beat me…which happens to be the same reason why Serenity nor Karolina nor Beck could dethrone me…because I’m simply…”
While speaking out his words Adrian turned around to face the gay couple, walking backwards in the process, as the threesome were getting further and further away from the park. Halfway through his words the male continued to rub his precious Championship and when he was ready to finished his a second group of children were passing by. They stopped within their tracks when Jobs said ‘simply’.
GROUP OF CHILDREN
“AWESOME!!!”
That group of shouts actually caused the Television Champion to jump in surprise as the kids quickly rushed off to whatever activity that they planned on doing. The shocked manner of the Champion elected a few chuckles off the two topless men, which was returned by a sigh from Adrian, before the trio ended up finding an ice-cream parlour and entered it. Amusingly the trio ended up spending the rest of the day having ice-cream after ice-cream…what’s te prediction that they’ll all be suffering brain freeze throughout the night?
Epilogue
Man…how many ice-cream did I get again? There’s the third time I’ve been to the toilet since entering this arena. I do bloody well hope that my stomach will be fine in time for my match against Jason Church. I heard a little bit about him but while he’s probably the challenger I know the least about…I know I can beat him if I give it my all, even on a dodgy stomach. By January time I’ll have beaten Ryan Cavallari’s record as the longest reigning Television Champion. Did I expect to do such a ask the moment I won it? Hell no, but now I REALLY want to…its not the end of the world if I fail to, but for now I’m definitely going for the victory. I know that Church could possibly be a great competitor but overall I will defend my Championship and prove to the world, once again, that I am the Rated: AWESOME Superstar…oh god the toilet is calling for me again…