Post by MasterEvil on Dec 3, 2012 10:38:12 GMT
DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I feel good, DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!!!”
Were the words screamed out by Adrian Jobs as he enters backstage. Just moments ago the male successfully defended his Television Title against Karolina Graf, thus making him better then the majority of people who held this Championship before him. Mentally Adrian thought that the image of Sophie Oliveira and Karolina Graf hugging each other was quite sweet, even daring to applaud what he saw the moment he got onto the stage, but right now still being the Champ is something more important to the male. The stagehands all glared over to him in annoyance towards his loudness but why should Adrian care? He just ended a four match slump to leave Third Degree Burns as still the Television Champion. The confidence was not only displayed in his badly tuned song but also in the manner that he isn’t walking…but instead dancing down the corridor, refusing to acknowledged the disgusted faces - that wanted Karolina to win so damn badly - as he danced along. This dancing eventually reached a halt, when the Champion has just gone pass the men’s locker room, as the freelancing interviewer Billy Tateman came over to him with a microphone in his right hand. Knowing that there is a cameraman right behind him Billy instantly held the microphone just below his lips and began to speak.
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“Billy Tateman here alongside the man who has just successfully defended his Television Title against Karolina Graf…Adrian Jobs! First off Adrian I must say the words of congratulations on such a great victory.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Well thanks Billy but before you begin to ask any questions I have something to say…”
It is quite impressive to see how Adrian was originally dancing like a drunkard yet is now leaning lightly against Tateman, finally looking like he has been through a hard-fought battle. It was while leaning against this interviewer that Adrian actually spoke out his words of gratitude but when he pointed out that he has ‘something to say’ Billy nodded lightly and lift the microphone towards the male’s lips as the Chicago born Champion raised his right hand which happened to be clutching his defended Television Championship.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Before this match I went in front of a live crowd and called Karolina a ‘Sophia Oliveira’s Number Two’ then just moments ago I repeated the Great War by beating her sorry ass. But all of all moves to use…I defeated that bitch with an elbow drop. An elbow drop, a simple fall down and land the elbow on my opponent’s chest move…I overcame her weeks of non-stop hard training with just an elbow drop…really? …Really? Really? I must admit the whole Team INKed reunion looked very sweet but I wouldn’t be surprised if that is all Karolina would ever be known for, a team player. But other than that…I’ll welcome another challenge from her when she actually improves but for now I’m still World Elite Wrestling’s Television Champion and above three or so months away from beating that Ryan guy’s record. And the last time I’ve checked, I’m only the second ever person to actually ever defend this Title successfully. So if you excuse me, I’ve got a shit-load of drinking to do…”
His words were heavily confident, as if those four straight defeats never actually happened…it sounded quite offensive towards the hyper-talented German starlet but what else could anyone say after seeing a Championship defended with an elbow drop? After finishing his words Adrian got off Billy and was about to walk pass but was stopped when Tateman began to speak.
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“Please wait Adrian. We know that you aim to be the greatest Television Champion in history, and you had a good Title defence a short while ago, but on the very next Adrenaline you’ll open the show has you the Television Championship against the winner of the Battle Royale earlier…Beck Ramsey. On two, consecutive, Adrenalines before Third Degree Burns beck has beaten you twice in a row. So here are my questions…do you think that the Sin City Stallion has your number? Can Beck Ramsey go three and zero against you? And is it plausible for your Title reign to end so shortly after it’s first defence?”
The very moment that these words left Billy’s lips the interviewer is greeted with an almost annoyed glare from one of the most laidback people on the Adrenaline roster. There is no way that Adrian could deny the fact that he has been beaten on two straight occasions by this new rookie but the male did originally thought he would get to fight Ramsey at the next pay-per-view…at least he’ll be able to get this one setback out of the way in the near future. So the loudmouthed male moved back to his position next to Tateman, with the microphone just below his lips, before beginning to speak out his words.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“What do I think? Oh god I badly need a piss…or maybe you want me to express my thoughts about your three simple questions, okay, I guess I can do that. Does the Sin City Stallion has my number? I doubt it, seriously, he has never even once came over to me and asked for my phone number so, unless he has a friend in the CIA, I heavily doubt that he has my number. Is it plausible to think that my reign can disappear so easily? Everyone thought it was plausible to think that I would lose the Television Title to Little Miss Disappointment and what happened? I beat her with an elbow drop. And let’s not forget that everyone thought it would be impossible for me to even beat Serenity for this Television title in the first place…and what happened? I kicked out of her finisher, rolled her up and WOO! I’m the very Champion you’re interviewing right now. So yes its plausible but last time I’ve checked nobody can beat me for this Championship. But for your last question…can Beck Ramsey go three and zero against me, Adrian Jobs…well, how can I put this in simple terms………NOOOOO!!!!”
The Chicago born male chuckled lightly moments after stating what his first thought was moments before acting a bit more seriously when he began to consider this freelancing interviewer’s questions. While speaking his words his left hand moved up to sensually rub the Television Championship that his right hand left on it’s respective shoulder, the male’s head leaning slightly over towards the Championship while his eyes did move away from Billy. Moments after supposedly finishing off his words Jobs leaned slightly away before blasting out an extremely loud ‘no’ directly at this interviewer, stupidly forgetting that anyone else backstage at the moment could easily hear the loudmouthed Champion. That shout stunned not only Billy but also the cameraman, evidenced with the camera wobbling lightly. What was on Jobs mind was to celebrate another great victory but he knew that he must finish this interview on his own terms or else he’ll look like an incredibly wimpy Champion…so Adrian held Tateman’s hand, the one that was holding the microphone, below his own lips before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I ain’t going to act like a pompous prick, I know that no matter what I’ve done Beck Ramsey has pinned me twice in the same amount of weeks but that was nothing more than a slump on my part and now, that I’ve kicked Miss Graf’s behind back into Oliveira’s doghouse, that slump is over and now I’m going to be the greatest Television Champion in HISTORY! Hey Becky, I know you’re watching this so here is something I want to say specifically to you…congratulations on winning that Battle Royale. I am personally glad that I’ll be able to defend my Television Title against somebody like you…admittedly I would prefer a pay-per-view match but I’m just a Champion, my only duty is to defend this Championship against whoever challenges me for my very belt. I know that this is my interview but here is a few question for you Becky boy…have you ever held a Championship before? Have you ever felt the pride of being a Champion before? Have you truly tasted Championship success before? If not then sorry bud but you will have to wait longer for your first taste of gold since I will never surrender this Championship over to you Becky. Don’t think it’s because I don’t like you, since my concept is that I like everyone until I get to know them, but it is simply because I’m having too much of a blast has the Television Champion to ever give it up to the next young stud. Yes you have the size and strength advantage while a month extra isn’t something I would call an experience advantage…and I doubt being a Chicago University dropout would mean that I have some kind of intelligence advantage…so yeah, Becky, you probably have all the advantages in our match but guess what…I’m going to win.”
He may be annoying as hell, more than annoying enough to be ushered out of a church, but at least Adrian isn’t afraid to speak his mind when it goes to is view of his opponents. Jobs has spoken out his words quite calmly but moments after he mentioned the surname ‘Graf’ the cockiness in his voice was flowing higher and higher until it got to the word ‘history.’ Some people would have simply said that one word deeply to have some kind of impact but not the Chicago native…he instead decided to loudly shout out that single word. No matter how much of a nuisance people backstage found him the male saw reason to stop yet and began it was only after that one shout that the Champ actually gave all his focus to the camera recording him…maybe it is to possibly talk to his up-and-coming challenger, whom the male humorously decided to call ‘Becky.’ Is it weird for a Champion to state his disadvantages heading into his next Title defence? Either it is or not it didn’t seem to stop the male from soundly slightly unconfident…until the words ‘I’m going to win’ left his overconfident lips.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Do you want to know why Becky? Because I’ve seen, felt and been beaten by all that you have man yet I never got to hit my big shot…it could be a stupid strategy but I know that if I time it just right the Bank Job is all I need to beat you Ramsey boy. Blow ‘could be,’ it is a stupid strategy but when have I ever been a smart person? It wasn’t smart to openly support Jazzy Lynch against Team Nathan Parker but within moments of joining Adrenaline I did that and ever since then opportunity after opportunity has opened themselves up for me. So…while I’m not what people could call a intellectual WEW superstar…I’ve been an opportunistic one that have led me to being the Television Champion that you so desperately hope to beat Becky. So while I’m probably the underdog in this match, all I need is just one opportunity and when I get I will beat you Becky. Heck, do you even know what the best thing is bud? That opportunity could come at any time…you just entered the ring, I hit the Bank Job and get the cover. You go for that big boot too early, I’ll just duck and nail the Bank Job before covering you. Heck, you could just be signalling for your finisher and I could simply hit the match winning Bank Job. So what if you have the brains, the brawn and the size? Adam Copeland didn’t become a legend for being better than his opponent, he became a legend for doing what I’m going to do to beat your ass Becky…being an opportunist. So bring everything you have to the match Becky, be it all your plans from A to Z or your rock star looks, just so we can do what I’ve always done week in and week out…steal the show. I will beat you Becky but bring everything you’ve got so that neither of us will feel unsatisfied and who knows…you may end up being considered for something big in the near future. But don’t set your hopes too high since no matter where I’m booked, I’ll always be ‘The Main Event.’ Now if you excuse me, I need to take a shit.”
Confidence was oozing out of every single that the Television Champion has spoken as his focus refused to leave the camera, not even for a second. His hand finally lets go of Billy Tateman’s hand, knowing that Billy has gathered enough of his own composure, and moved to strongly clutch his Television Championship halfway through his own words. Even though he was label by his trainer has his worst student…Adrian was clearly his most confident student since the cockiness only went upwards and upwards with each line that performed its own great escape from the camp known as his mouth. If only his wrestling skills were good as his confidence, then he would be World Champ right now, but his very last line was clear evidence that he lacks the professionalism to be a role idol. Billy was barely able to compute what the male has said before seeing the Television rushing pass him, all the way into the men’s toilets, before moving the microphone back to his own lips and began to speak.
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“Well that was Adrian and please pardon the language he has used in his answer…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“WHERE’S THE FUCKING TOLIET PAPER!!!”
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“And just then, he is clearly shattered from his ferocious match that happened not too long ago…this was Billy Tateham and I hope that you all shall enjoy the rest of Third Degree Burns.”
Moments after the interviewer said his words the cameraman stopped the recording and switched off his camera before heading off towards parking lot, where the production truck is, but not without a slight detour to the open door that leads to the women’s locker room.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sitting at the table in the kitchen, glaring and typing intensely at the laptop, is Adrian Gallahan…otherwise known has World Elite Wrestling’s current Television Champion Adrian Jobs. Today his choice of clothing are black Shriek-green shorts with a white t-shirt that has the words ‘kiss me, I’m sexy,’ in bright pink, on the front. It is common for Adrian to be barefooted in this building but right now his main focus wasn’t on his clothes, neither was it on the empty bowl next to or the Television Champion on his lap, but instead his eyes wouldn’t leave the computer screen for a single second…only the occasional blink stops him from being like a goldfish. The quiet sound of clicking and typing was all that filled the kitchen…which itself was almost silent, so silent that it would be considered impossible to successfully sneak into the room without making a sound. However one person was successfully managing to sneak behind Gallahan and glanced over his shoulder, to see what he’s doing, before speaking up.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“What are you doing on Match.com?”
That one comment caused Adrian Gallahan to swing his laptop shut and spun around in insane quickness. This curious chap is none other than Steve Howard, a guy who Nathan met at a gentleman’s lounge less than a week ago and now is Nathan’s boyfriend. Steve used to live in Detroit before deciding to start a ice cream parlour in Chicago, called ‘Stevie Creamies,’ and speaks with a very weak Cuban accent because his mother came from Cuba itself before meeting his father in New York. Steve is currently topless and while he doesn’t have the magical eight-pack like his Australian boyfriend does, he has quite a great shape of his own.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“So…um…what’s your business with Match.com?”
Steve decided to break this extremely awkward silence since the current Television Champion glowing face was making it obvious that he was blushing in embarrassment. A few seconds of silence followed Steve’s words and eventually Adrian began to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I was…looking for a date…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Why are you looking for one? I’m sure Coco enjoys your times together and you’re more than welcome to have a threesome with me and Nathan.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I don’t mean friends with benefits…I mean someone to hug when they need comfort, to snuggle with to stay warm, to kiss on those soft lips and to settle down with.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“OOOOH! So that’s why you’re on Match.com…if you want my advice then you don’t need it.”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“But it’s like Arvil said…I’m ‘not sensible, nor good, enough to be trustworthy’…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Fuck that bitch! You’ve got something that other men don’t.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“What may that be?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“You’re a fucking wrestler, you idiot!”
Steve laughed quite loudly after saying his answer, while getting a couple of beers from the fridge. Jobs couldn’t help but smile lightly at his new friend’s answer, glad that he wasn’t some a dick like he first expected less than a week ago. Steve opened one of the beers and offered Adrian the other before beginning to drink out of his own. Gallahan opened his and drank some of the alcohol before hearing Howard’s explanation.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“I’m not sure about all women but some chicks love to have tough men to can defend them at any turn…and you’re also a Champion, which is a big plus for women who judge by success more than personality. But then again…you probably not going to last against that Beck Ramsey kid. He is younger than you, more hungrier than you and probably more talented than you…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No he isn’t.”
The Chicago born male spoke out to interrupt his best friend’s boyfriend before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yes he is more talented than me but I know that I am better than that self-proclaimed ‘Sin City Stallion.’ Everyone claimed that I couldn’t beat Serenity and yet I kicked her ass down embarrassment road so I’m going to grab this horse by it’s thick neck, jump onto the back of it Legolas style and ride it until its no longer able to compete. Hell, if it calls for it, I’ll be Beck Ramsey’s personal glue factory and put his entire career down. I don’t care what people say about my chances since I’ve defended this Title once and I can easily do it again, no matter the competition. Be it Ghandi or the Big Fucking Giant I would go up to their face, say how much better I am then them and beat them in the ring. So for Beck Ramsey, he’s talented as a rookie Hunter Hearst Helmsley but every wonder boy needs an ass whooping before he becomes a true Champion. For Hunter’s case it was the ‘Madison Square Garden Incident’ but for Becky…its me, the TELE-FUCKING-VISION CHAMPION!”
While the Chicago native continued to speak Steve was taking a sip of his beer while half facing the fridge. While Adrian could see that Howard was drinking his beer, what the male couldn’t see was the slight grin on his face…almost as if the half-Cuban was wanting this kind of response from this Champion of a friend. After Gallahan shouted out his last two or so words he stood up from his seat while Steve turned around, causing the two friends to be face-to-face with each other. For supposed to be friends these two look quite dangerously close to starting a fight with each other.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“You might be the Television Champion but, looking at your form before that fluke victory over Karolina, you probably don’t have what it takes…you can talk the talk all you like but in the end you can’t seem to deliver, spanning all the way back to when Ryan Jackson kicked your ass.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Was I stupid when I cashed in my shot too early? Yes. Did I deserve to get my ass handed to me? Yes. But am I going to lose to some berk who relied on flashing to win a shot at MY Television Title? NO! Yes I was on a losing streak but now that Beck Ramsey kid is just going to be at the receiving end of an AWESOME beat down! Sure he will probably be a great star but for this upcoming Adrenaline…he’ll be nothing more than my BITCH! Becky can say how he’s two and zero against me to his heart’s content but when I’m done with him all he’ll be thinking ‘oh god help me’ since dear Becky won’t be able to even walk out of the arena by himself. Does he believe that he can beat me for MY Television Title? Maybe so but I’m sure that you’ve heard of the phrase ‘third time’s the charm.’ It shall be that charm that will show the world that I deserve to be the Television Champion, that my victory over Karolina wasn’t a fluke and my two defeats to dear Becky are going to be nothing more than old news. In my debuting month I have been involved in main event after main event, on both Adrenaline and Anarchy, and then capped it off by conquering a housewife that people first thought was unstoppable…what has Becky done since signing a contract huh? Been undefeated? So what? The biggest star he defeat was me and I’m going to make sure that won’t repeat itself when it actually matters.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“But when does it actually matter Adrian? You’ve always been a clown Gallahan…hell, from what Nathan told me, that was why Arvil could never stand you …”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Fuck Arvil! This has nothing to do with Arvil, this has it all to do with Becky. Its true that I’m normally laidback, a joker even, but that is utterly no reason for anyone to consider me at a complete disadvantage against that ‘Sin City Stallion’…you probably haven’t known this, Steve, but the last time no one thought that I had a chance, what did I do? I shocked the entire world. So this Beck Ramsey guy can ride all the confidence that he likes, it won’t mean a thing to me since he won’t be able to handle ‘The Main Event’.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“So why do you think that ‘The Main Event’ can beat a guy who’ve beaten him two, consecutive, times before?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Isn’t it simple? Because I’m simply………AWESOME!!!”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Then go out to the gym and get your sorry ass in gear for the match!”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I will!”
At the end of that intense conversation Adrian grabbed his Television Title and stormed out of the house, like a bat out of hell, before making his extremely motivated way to the gym. Once the front door was shut a big grin appeared on Steve Howard’s face has his right hand reached down the front of his pants and pulled out a recorder before pressing the stop button.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“I must admit that this was quite a neat trick that Nathan told me…”
The half-Cuban spoke moments before finishing off his beer. But after finishing his drink the male glanced over towards the front door.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“But Adrian is dangerously easy to manipulate…”
After saying his words Steve pulled out another pair of beers from the fridge before leaving the kitchen and heading upstairs, probably to meet up with Nathan.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I feel good, DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!!!”
Were the words screamed out by Adrian Jobs as he enters backstage. Just moments ago the male successfully defended his Television Title against Karolina Graf, thus making him better then the majority of people who held this Championship before him. Mentally Adrian thought that the image of Sophie Oliveira and Karolina Graf hugging each other was quite sweet, even daring to applaud what he saw the moment he got onto the stage, but right now still being the Champ is something more important to the male. The stagehands all glared over to him in annoyance towards his loudness but why should Adrian care? He just ended a four match slump to leave Third Degree Burns as still the Television Champion. The confidence was not only displayed in his badly tuned song but also in the manner that he isn’t walking…but instead dancing down the corridor, refusing to acknowledged the disgusted faces - that wanted Karolina to win so damn badly - as he danced along. This dancing eventually reached a halt, when the Champion has just gone pass the men’s locker room, as the freelancing interviewer Billy Tateman came over to him with a microphone in his right hand. Knowing that there is a cameraman right behind him Billy instantly held the microphone just below his lips and began to speak.
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“Billy Tateman here alongside the man who has just successfully defended his Television Title against Karolina Graf…Adrian Jobs! First off Adrian I must say the words of congratulations on such a great victory.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Well thanks Billy but before you begin to ask any questions I have something to say…”
It is quite impressive to see how Adrian was originally dancing like a drunkard yet is now leaning lightly against Tateman, finally looking like he has been through a hard-fought battle. It was while leaning against this interviewer that Adrian actually spoke out his words of gratitude but when he pointed out that he has ‘something to say’ Billy nodded lightly and lift the microphone towards the male’s lips as the Chicago born Champion raised his right hand which happened to be clutching his defended Television Championship.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Before this match I went in front of a live crowd and called Karolina a ‘Sophia Oliveira’s Number Two’ then just moments ago I repeated the Great War by beating her sorry ass. But all of all moves to use…I defeated that bitch with an elbow drop. An elbow drop, a simple fall down and land the elbow on my opponent’s chest move…I overcame her weeks of non-stop hard training with just an elbow drop…really? …Really? Really? I must admit the whole Team INKed reunion looked very sweet but I wouldn’t be surprised if that is all Karolina would ever be known for, a team player. But other than that…I’ll welcome another challenge from her when she actually improves but for now I’m still World Elite Wrestling’s Television Champion and above three or so months away from beating that Ryan guy’s record. And the last time I’ve checked, I’m only the second ever person to actually ever defend this Title successfully. So if you excuse me, I’ve got a shit-load of drinking to do…”
His words were heavily confident, as if those four straight defeats never actually happened…it sounded quite offensive towards the hyper-talented German starlet but what else could anyone say after seeing a Championship defended with an elbow drop? After finishing his words Adrian got off Billy and was about to walk pass but was stopped when Tateman began to speak.
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“Please wait Adrian. We know that you aim to be the greatest Television Champion in history, and you had a good Title defence a short while ago, but on the very next Adrenaline you’ll open the show has you the Television Championship against the winner of the Battle Royale earlier…Beck Ramsey. On two, consecutive, Adrenalines before Third Degree Burns beck has beaten you twice in a row. So here are my questions…do you think that the Sin City Stallion has your number? Can Beck Ramsey go three and zero against you? And is it plausible for your Title reign to end so shortly after it’s first defence?”
The very moment that these words left Billy’s lips the interviewer is greeted with an almost annoyed glare from one of the most laidback people on the Adrenaline roster. There is no way that Adrian could deny the fact that he has been beaten on two straight occasions by this new rookie but the male did originally thought he would get to fight Ramsey at the next pay-per-view…at least he’ll be able to get this one setback out of the way in the near future. So the loudmouthed male moved back to his position next to Tateman, with the microphone just below his lips, before beginning to speak out his words.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“What do I think? Oh god I badly need a piss…or maybe you want me to express my thoughts about your three simple questions, okay, I guess I can do that. Does the Sin City Stallion has my number? I doubt it, seriously, he has never even once came over to me and asked for my phone number so, unless he has a friend in the CIA, I heavily doubt that he has my number. Is it plausible to think that my reign can disappear so easily? Everyone thought it was plausible to think that I would lose the Television Title to Little Miss Disappointment and what happened? I beat her with an elbow drop. And let’s not forget that everyone thought it would be impossible for me to even beat Serenity for this Television title in the first place…and what happened? I kicked out of her finisher, rolled her up and WOO! I’m the very Champion you’re interviewing right now. So yes its plausible but last time I’ve checked nobody can beat me for this Championship. But for your last question…can Beck Ramsey go three and zero against me, Adrian Jobs…well, how can I put this in simple terms………NOOOOO!!!!”
The Chicago born male chuckled lightly moments after stating what his first thought was moments before acting a bit more seriously when he began to consider this freelancing interviewer’s questions. While speaking his words his left hand moved up to sensually rub the Television Championship that his right hand left on it’s respective shoulder, the male’s head leaning slightly over towards the Championship while his eyes did move away from Billy. Moments after supposedly finishing off his words Jobs leaned slightly away before blasting out an extremely loud ‘no’ directly at this interviewer, stupidly forgetting that anyone else backstage at the moment could easily hear the loudmouthed Champion. That shout stunned not only Billy but also the cameraman, evidenced with the camera wobbling lightly. What was on Jobs mind was to celebrate another great victory but he knew that he must finish this interview on his own terms or else he’ll look like an incredibly wimpy Champion…so Adrian held Tateman’s hand, the one that was holding the microphone, below his own lips before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I ain’t going to act like a pompous prick, I know that no matter what I’ve done Beck Ramsey has pinned me twice in the same amount of weeks but that was nothing more than a slump on my part and now, that I’ve kicked Miss Graf’s behind back into Oliveira’s doghouse, that slump is over and now I’m going to be the greatest Television Champion in HISTORY! Hey Becky, I know you’re watching this so here is something I want to say specifically to you…congratulations on winning that Battle Royale. I am personally glad that I’ll be able to defend my Television Title against somebody like you…admittedly I would prefer a pay-per-view match but I’m just a Champion, my only duty is to defend this Championship against whoever challenges me for my very belt. I know that this is my interview but here is a few question for you Becky boy…have you ever held a Championship before? Have you ever felt the pride of being a Champion before? Have you truly tasted Championship success before? If not then sorry bud but you will have to wait longer for your first taste of gold since I will never surrender this Championship over to you Becky. Don’t think it’s because I don’t like you, since my concept is that I like everyone until I get to know them, but it is simply because I’m having too much of a blast has the Television Champion to ever give it up to the next young stud. Yes you have the size and strength advantage while a month extra isn’t something I would call an experience advantage…and I doubt being a Chicago University dropout would mean that I have some kind of intelligence advantage…so yeah, Becky, you probably have all the advantages in our match but guess what…I’m going to win.”
He may be annoying as hell, more than annoying enough to be ushered out of a church, but at least Adrian isn’t afraid to speak his mind when it goes to is view of his opponents. Jobs has spoken out his words quite calmly but moments after he mentioned the surname ‘Graf’ the cockiness in his voice was flowing higher and higher until it got to the word ‘history.’ Some people would have simply said that one word deeply to have some kind of impact but not the Chicago native…he instead decided to loudly shout out that single word. No matter how much of a nuisance people backstage found him the male saw reason to stop yet and began it was only after that one shout that the Champ actually gave all his focus to the camera recording him…maybe it is to possibly talk to his up-and-coming challenger, whom the male humorously decided to call ‘Becky.’ Is it weird for a Champion to state his disadvantages heading into his next Title defence? Either it is or not it didn’t seem to stop the male from soundly slightly unconfident…until the words ‘I’m going to win’ left his overconfident lips.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Do you want to know why Becky? Because I’ve seen, felt and been beaten by all that you have man yet I never got to hit my big shot…it could be a stupid strategy but I know that if I time it just right the Bank Job is all I need to beat you Ramsey boy. Blow ‘could be,’ it is a stupid strategy but when have I ever been a smart person? It wasn’t smart to openly support Jazzy Lynch against Team Nathan Parker but within moments of joining Adrenaline I did that and ever since then opportunity after opportunity has opened themselves up for me. So…while I’m not what people could call a intellectual WEW superstar…I’ve been an opportunistic one that have led me to being the Television Champion that you so desperately hope to beat Becky. So while I’m probably the underdog in this match, all I need is just one opportunity and when I get I will beat you Becky. Heck, do you even know what the best thing is bud? That opportunity could come at any time…you just entered the ring, I hit the Bank Job and get the cover. You go for that big boot too early, I’ll just duck and nail the Bank Job before covering you. Heck, you could just be signalling for your finisher and I could simply hit the match winning Bank Job. So what if you have the brains, the brawn and the size? Adam Copeland didn’t become a legend for being better than his opponent, he became a legend for doing what I’m going to do to beat your ass Becky…being an opportunist. So bring everything you have to the match Becky, be it all your plans from A to Z or your rock star looks, just so we can do what I’ve always done week in and week out…steal the show. I will beat you Becky but bring everything you’ve got so that neither of us will feel unsatisfied and who knows…you may end up being considered for something big in the near future. But don’t set your hopes too high since no matter where I’m booked, I’ll always be ‘The Main Event.’ Now if you excuse me, I need to take a shit.”
Confidence was oozing out of every single that the Television Champion has spoken as his focus refused to leave the camera, not even for a second. His hand finally lets go of Billy Tateman’s hand, knowing that Billy has gathered enough of his own composure, and moved to strongly clutch his Television Championship halfway through his own words. Even though he was label by his trainer has his worst student…Adrian was clearly his most confident student since the cockiness only went upwards and upwards with each line that performed its own great escape from the camp known as his mouth. If only his wrestling skills were good as his confidence, then he would be World Champ right now, but his very last line was clear evidence that he lacks the professionalism to be a role idol. Billy was barely able to compute what the male has said before seeing the Television rushing pass him, all the way into the men’s toilets, before moving the microphone back to his own lips and began to speak.
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“Well that was Adrian and please pardon the language he has used in his answer…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“WHERE’S THE FUCKING TOLIET PAPER!!!”
SPARE INTERVIEWER BILLY TATEMAN
“And just then, he is clearly shattered from his ferocious match that happened not too long ago…this was Billy Tateham and I hope that you all shall enjoy the rest of Third Degree Burns.”
Moments after the interviewer said his words the cameraman stopped the recording and switched off his camera before heading off towards parking lot, where the production truck is, but not without a slight detour to the open door that leads to the women’s locker room.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sitting at the table in the kitchen, glaring and typing intensely at the laptop, is Adrian Gallahan…otherwise known has World Elite Wrestling’s current Television Champion Adrian Jobs. Today his choice of clothing are black Shriek-green shorts with a white t-shirt that has the words ‘kiss me, I’m sexy,’ in bright pink, on the front. It is common for Adrian to be barefooted in this building but right now his main focus wasn’t on his clothes, neither was it on the empty bowl next to or the Television Champion on his lap, but instead his eyes wouldn’t leave the computer screen for a single second…only the occasional blink stops him from being like a goldfish. The quiet sound of clicking and typing was all that filled the kitchen…which itself was almost silent, so silent that it would be considered impossible to successfully sneak into the room without making a sound. However one person was successfully managing to sneak behind Gallahan and glanced over his shoulder, to see what he’s doing, before speaking up.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“What are you doing on Match.com?”
That one comment caused Adrian Gallahan to swing his laptop shut and spun around in insane quickness. This curious chap is none other than Steve Howard, a guy who Nathan met at a gentleman’s lounge less than a week ago and now is Nathan’s boyfriend. Steve used to live in Detroit before deciding to start a ice cream parlour in Chicago, called ‘Stevie Creamies,’ and speaks with a very weak Cuban accent because his mother came from Cuba itself before meeting his father in New York. Steve is currently topless and while he doesn’t have the magical eight-pack like his Australian boyfriend does, he has quite a great shape of his own.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“So…um…what’s your business with Match.com?”
Steve decided to break this extremely awkward silence since the current Television Champion glowing face was making it obvious that he was blushing in embarrassment. A few seconds of silence followed Steve’s words and eventually Adrian began to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I was…looking for a date…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Why are you looking for one? I’m sure Coco enjoys your times together and you’re more than welcome to have a threesome with me and Nathan.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I don’t mean friends with benefits…I mean someone to hug when they need comfort, to snuggle with to stay warm, to kiss on those soft lips and to settle down with.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“OOOOH! So that’s why you’re on Match.com…if you want my advice then you don’t need it.”
AWESOME ONE! ADRIAN JOBS
“But it’s like Arvil said…I’m ‘not sensible, nor good, enough to be trustworthy’…”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Fuck that bitch! You’ve got something that other men don’t.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“What may that be?”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“You’re a fucking wrestler, you idiot!”
Steve laughed quite loudly after saying his answer, while getting a couple of beers from the fridge. Jobs couldn’t help but smile lightly at his new friend’s answer, glad that he wasn’t some a dick like he first expected less than a week ago. Steve opened one of the beers and offered Adrian the other before beginning to drink out of his own. Gallahan opened his and drank some of the alcohol before hearing Howard’s explanation.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“I’m not sure about all women but some chicks love to have tough men to can defend them at any turn…and you’re also a Champion, which is a big plus for women who judge by success more than personality. But then again…you probably not going to last against that Beck Ramsey kid. He is younger than you, more hungrier than you and probably more talented than you…”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“No he isn’t.”
The Chicago born male spoke out to interrupt his best friend’s boyfriend before continuing to speak.
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Yes he is more talented than me but I know that I am better than that self-proclaimed ‘Sin City Stallion.’ Everyone claimed that I couldn’t beat Serenity and yet I kicked her ass down embarrassment road so I’m going to grab this horse by it’s thick neck, jump onto the back of it Legolas style and ride it until its no longer able to compete. Hell, if it calls for it, I’ll be Beck Ramsey’s personal glue factory and put his entire career down. I don’t care what people say about my chances since I’ve defended this Title once and I can easily do it again, no matter the competition. Be it Ghandi or the Big Fucking Giant I would go up to their face, say how much better I am then them and beat them in the ring. So for Beck Ramsey, he’s talented as a rookie Hunter Hearst Helmsley but every wonder boy needs an ass whooping before he becomes a true Champion. For Hunter’s case it was the ‘Madison Square Garden Incident’ but for Becky…its me, the TELE-FUCKING-VISION CHAMPION!”
While the Chicago native continued to speak Steve was taking a sip of his beer while half facing the fridge. While Adrian could see that Howard was drinking his beer, what the male couldn’t see was the slight grin on his face…almost as if the half-Cuban was wanting this kind of response from this Champion of a friend. After Gallahan shouted out his last two or so words he stood up from his seat while Steve turned around, causing the two friends to be face-to-face with each other. For supposed to be friends these two look quite dangerously close to starting a fight with each other.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“You might be the Television Champion but, looking at your form before that fluke victory over Karolina, you probably don’t have what it takes…you can talk the talk all you like but in the end you can’t seem to deliver, spanning all the way back to when Ryan Jackson kicked your ass.”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Was I stupid when I cashed in my shot too early? Yes. Did I deserve to get my ass handed to me? Yes. But am I going to lose to some berk who relied on flashing to win a shot at MY Television Title? NO! Yes I was on a losing streak but now that Beck Ramsey kid is just going to be at the receiving end of an AWESOME beat down! Sure he will probably be a great star but for this upcoming Adrenaline…he’ll be nothing more than my BITCH! Becky can say how he’s two and zero against me to his heart’s content but when I’m done with him all he’ll be thinking ‘oh god help me’ since dear Becky won’t be able to even walk out of the arena by himself. Does he believe that he can beat me for MY Television Title? Maybe so but I’m sure that you’ve heard of the phrase ‘third time’s the charm.’ It shall be that charm that will show the world that I deserve to be the Television Champion, that my victory over Karolina wasn’t a fluke and my two defeats to dear Becky are going to be nothing more than old news. In my debuting month I have been involved in main event after main event, on both Adrenaline and Anarchy, and then capped it off by conquering a housewife that people first thought was unstoppable…what has Becky done since signing a contract huh? Been undefeated? So what? The biggest star he defeat was me and I’m going to make sure that won’t repeat itself when it actually matters.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“But when does it actually matter Adrian? You’ve always been a clown Gallahan…hell, from what Nathan told me, that was why Arvil could never stand you …”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Fuck Arvil! This has nothing to do with Arvil, this has it all to do with Becky. Its true that I’m normally laidback, a joker even, but that is utterly no reason for anyone to consider me at a complete disadvantage against that ‘Sin City Stallion’…you probably haven’t known this, Steve, but the last time no one thought that I had a chance, what did I do? I shocked the entire world. So this Beck Ramsey guy can ride all the confidence that he likes, it won’t mean a thing to me since he won’t be able to handle ‘The Main Event’.”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“So why do you think that ‘The Main Event’ can beat a guy who’ve beaten him two, consecutive, times before?”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“Isn’t it simple? Because I’m simply………AWESOME!!!”
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“Then go out to the gym and get your sorry ass in gear for the match!”
AWESOME! ONE, ADRIAN JOBS
“I will!”
At the end of that intense conversation Adrian grabbed his Television Title and stormed out of the house, like a bat out of hell, before making his extremely motivated way to the gym. Once the front door was shut a big grin appeared on Steve Howard’s face has his right hand reached down the front of his pants and pulled out a recorder before pressing the stop button.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“I must admit that this was quite a neat trick that Nathan told me…”
The half-Cuban spoke moments before finishing off his beer. But after finishing his drink the male glanced over towards the front door.
NATHAN’S BOYFRIEND, STEVE
“But Adrian is dangerously easy to manipulate…”
After saying his words Steve pulled out another pair of beers from the fridge before leaving the kitchen and heading upstairs, probably to meet up with Nathan.