Post by MasterEvil on Apr 2, 2012 18:57:25 GMT
The scene opens up in the middle of an empty ring, the arena this ring’s inside of is currently unknown, but why are we here? The reason for this is pacing himself back and forth from rope to rope. This “reason” is none other then Dolph Ziggler, the “Show-Off” who have had only three matches so far and is currently unofficially undefeated throughout these three matches. But what Dolph is currently known the most for was his shoot against one Lya Batiste-Jax at Total Impact Wrestling’s very first pay per view, “XWE: One Night Stand.” But right now Ziggler is wearing a black shirt with the words “#Heel” on the back and the words “Dolph Ziggler: Wanted Dead or Alive” on the front, just below an image of the blonde, and after a couple of bounces he stopped himself in track and moved towards the ropes closest to the camera. He lightly leaned forward against the ropes before beginning to speak.
“Hi I’m Dolph Ziggler, everyone’s favourite hash tag Heel, and I’m currently the most controversial person in the history of TIW…the most controversial and the only REAL celebrity here, I’ll take that has a compliment. Has for why I’m controversial, it was basically because I told the ENTIRE world the whole damn truth at XWE: One Night Stand, which was the only part of the show that achieved high ratings by the way. Now I am teaming against two nobodies that I’ve never heard of with my partner being Total Impact Wrestling’s equivalent of the Brooklyn-fucking-Brawler, who happens to be the brother of the hooker known has Lya. But before I get onto business, let me clear the smoke…last week me and that nobody Steel Angel lost to Sebastian Michael Raye and Sean Mendez, two of the three-hundred-and-sixty-five people that prostitute has snogged throughout the past year. But I never was even in the building so that nobody lost, not me, and now he is probably serving shitty Fizz merchandise to those idiotic drools claiming to be ‘fans’…but now back to the subject at hand, the failures I’m facing, Tyson Reid and Jenna Sky.”
While speaking his words Ziggles flexed his arms and glanced towards the titiantron numerous times to see how good he looks, since the cameras in the arena are also testing the quality of their footage when broadcasted upon the tron. Clearly Ziggler’s attitude towards this tag team match is of the same has his attitude towards Twin K, otherwise known as Kevin Kilbourne…is it so wise to not consider two people has a threat when he has no guarantee that his partner, the almost infamous Jetstream, having his back. Once the ex-cheerleader has spoken of his words he sniggered ever so slightly before continuing on his words.
“Who is Tyson Reid? A big guy? A small guy? A strong guy? A weak guy? A smart guy? Or a complete dumb-ass? Whatever you claim to be Tyson Reid you will always be nothing compared to me, Dolph Ziggler, except for just another stepping stone in Little Nicky’s career after the E. Whoever, whatever and whomever you claim to be, it shall never mean anything to me, Dolph Ziggler. Why is that? I’ll tell you the answer Reid, either you want it or not…I am the Definition of Perfection, the Show-Off, the only REAL Celebrity here and just simply Perfection…you stand no chance Tyson, hell, you probably talk a mighty big game when all you are really doing is shitting your pants at the thought of simply being at the other side of the ring from a completely serious Dolph Ziggler. Hell, I don’t blame you for being scared Tyson Reid for until I am the face of this ghetto company, people will most likely get hurt quite badly…
And, while I’m at it, who in the blue hell is Jenna Sky? A chick? A Playboy reject? A rotten piece of eye candy? One of the Godfather’s retired hoes? An obtuse stripper who can’t tell the difference between a headlock and a vibrator? Or just the unwanted child of Justin Bieber and Miley Cirus? Well, who are you Jenna Sky? Unfortunately for you, when the bell rings, all you’ll ever be known for is being the bitch that Dolph Ziggler kick out the door. Yes…I have never aggressively put my hands on a woman before, let alone hit a female…but if you get in my way Jenna, then I will strike you down with no form of mercy nor regret. So, if you treasure your appearance very much like most other sluts, take this piece of advice I’m offering to you…do not tag in and get the fuck out of my way because, like I said earlier, I have never aggressively put my hands on a woman before…I might end up enjoying the feeling…”
His voice seethed with complete over-confidence has he spoke about one Tyson Reid, obviously considering him has much of a walkover has Kevin Kilbourne practically was on Ziggler’s TIW debut. But surprisingly, alarmingly and unexpectedly Dolph’s tone became more dark and insulting when he spoke out his own words about the diva Jenna Sky. Why the sudden change in demeanour? Could it be he expects her to be more of a threat? Could it be that Jenna is actually quite experienced on the independent circuit? Or could it be that the young female is basically that…a female…just like Lya Danielle Batiste-Jax, the lady Ziggler seem to have made his mind up about verbally torturing? Either the answers be yes, no or varied…the male superstar began to speak yet again.
“Jetstream, all I have to say to you is just to ask for a favour from you…don’t fuck up out there like you have in love, fatherhood and at wrestling companies of WWH and WEW. Because, being that you’re the brother of my victim, I won’t think twice about possibly using you has a sacrificial lamb to send a message to that whore Lya. Oh yeah, if you’re watching this Danielle, can you please tell your mom to stop calling me…I’m honestly getting bored of decline her pleads to let her into my bedroom. Later…Marks.”
Wow, it seems that Ziggler at least too the botheration to partly look up information about his partner…but yet again it seem that the arrogant male isn’t avoiding the opportunity to insult Lya even more, why is this? It seems that only Dolph knows for now has he exited the ring after saying his words. He then made his way up the ramp-way and through the black curtains, probably heading towards his own first class locker room, moments before the camera stopped recording, ending the scene.
“Hi I’m Dolph Ziggler, everyone’s favourite hash tag Heel, and I’m currently the most controversial person in the history of TIW…the most controversial and the only REAL celebrity here, I’ll take that has a compliment. Has for why I’m controversial, it was basically because I told the ENTIRE world the whole damn truth at XWE: One Night Stand, which was the only part of the show that achieved high ratings by the way. Now I am teaming against two nobodies that I’ve never heard of with my partner being Total Impact Wrestling’s equivalent of the Brooklyn-fucking-Brawler, who happens to be the brother of the hooker known has Lya. But before I get onto business, let me clear the smoke…last week me and that nobody Steel Angel lost to Sebastian Michael Raye and Sean Mendez, two of the three-hundred-and-sixty-five people that prostitute has snogged throughout the past year. But I never was even in the building so that nobody lost, not me, and now he is probably serving shitty Fizz merchandise to those idiotic drools claiming to be ‘fans’…but now back to the subject at hand, the failures I’m facing, Tyson Reid and Jenna Sky.”
While speaking his words Ziggles flexed his arms and glanced towards the titiantron numerous times to see how good he looks, since the cameras in the arena are also testing the quality of their footage when broadcasted upon the tron. Clearly Ziggler’s attitude towards this tag team match is of the same has his attitude towards Twin K, otherwise known as Kevin Kilbourne…is it so wise to not consider two people has a threat when he has no guarantee that his partner, the almost infamous Jetstream, having his back. Once the ex-cheerleader has spoken of his words he sniggered ever so slightly before continuing on his words.
“Who is Tyson Reid? A big guy? A small guy? A strong guy? A weak guy? A smart guy? Or a complete dumb-ass? Whatever you claim to be Tyson Reid you will always be nothing compared to me, Dolph Ziggler, except for just another stepping stone in Little Nicky’s career after the E. Whoever, whatever and whomever you claim to be, it shall never mean anything to me, Dolph Ziggler. Why is that? I’ll tell you the answer Reid, either you want it or not…I am the Definition of Perfection, the Show-Off, the only REAL Celebrity here and just simply Perfection…you stand no chance Tyson, hell, you probably talk a mighty big game when all you are really doing is shitting your pants at the thought of simply being at the other side of the ring from a completely serious Dolph Ziggler. Hell, I don’t blame you for being scared Tyson Reid for until I am the face of this ghetto company, people will most likely get hurt quite badly…
And, while I’m at it, who in the blue hell is Jenna Sky? A chick? A Playboy reject? A rotten piece of eye candy? One of the Godfather’s retired hoes? An obtuse stripper who can’t tell the difference between a headlock and a vibrator? Or just the unwanted child of Justin Bieber and Miley Cirus? Well, who are you Jenna Sky? Unfortunately for you, when the bell rings, all you’ll ever be known for is being the bitch that Dolph Ziggler kick out the door. Yes…I have never aggressively put my hands on a woman before, let alone hit a female…but if you get in my way Jenna, then I will strike you down with no form of mercy nor regret. So, if you treasure your appearance very much like most other sluts, take this piece of advice I’m offering to you…do not tag in and get the fuck out of my way because, like I said earlier, I have never aggressively put my hands on a woman before…I might end up enjoying the feeling…”
His voice seethed with complete over-confidence has he spoke about one Tyson Reid, obviously considering him has much of a walkover has Kevin Kilbourne practically was on Ziggler’s TIW debut. But surprisingly, alarmingly and unexpectedly Dolph’s tone became more dark and insulting when he spoke out his own words about the diva Jenna Sky. Why the sudden change in demeanour? Could it be he expects her to be more of a threat? Could it be that Jenna is actually quite experienced on the independent circuit? Or could it be that the young female is basically that…a female…just like Lya Danielle Batiste-Jax, the lady Ziggler seem to have made his mind up about verbally torturing? Either the answers be yes, no or varied…the male superstar began to speak yet again.
“Jetstream, all I have to say to you is just to ask for a favour from you…don’t fuck up out there like you have in love, fatherhood and at wrestling companies of WWH and WEW. Because, being that you’re the brother of my victim, I won’t think twice about possibly using you has a sacrificial lamb to send a message to that whore Lya. Oh yeah, if you’re watching this Danielle, can you please tell your mom to stop calling me…I’m honestly getting bored of decline her pleads to let her into my bedroom. Later…Marks.”
Wow, it seems that Ziggler at least too the botheration to partly look up information about his partner…but yet again it seem that the arrogant male isn’t avoiding the opportunity to insult Lya even more, why is this? It seems that only Dolph knows for now has he exited the ring after saying his words. He then made his way up the ramp-way and through the black curtains, probably heading towards his own first class locker room, moments before the camera stopped recording, ending the scene.