Post by MasterEvil on Mar 24, 2012 20:01:51 GMT
Dear Blog Readers.
Currently I’m doing fine, got to visit Madrid with my buddies Jericho and Rebecca last week. And just this morning I’ve been told that I’ve been booked in an Elimination Chamber match for TWE’s World Heavyweight Championship…TWE…oh, that dying company, being their last World Champion sounds pretty cool. But I’ve heard that this match can be career shortening to say the very least. Sixteen miles of chain create the walls while four pods, each made of bullet proof glass, are at each corner with the basic ruling of that two people start the match with a pods randomly opening every five minutes and the only way to win is to eliminate all the other five combatants by either pin-fall or submission.
Finally my ultimately time to shine, I admit I am surprised that TWE has booked me in the match since I’ve practically been non-existent since my debuting promo, hell, I doubt any of you know who the hell I am. But winning the World Championship would be a pretty awesome way to make my wrestling debut…can’t wait to rub it in my trainer’s face if I win the World title…on second thought…I won’t, he’ll probably murder me if I do. How long have I been training for again? Oh yeah two years and I remember Rebecca being the one who asked me to give TWE a go…shame she left before I joined, I could of happily been her kick ass tag partner.
But enough of that, who are my opponents? Err…I kind of forgot >_< but it doesn’t matter, it’ll motivate me to kick even more damn ass ^_^. I mean, what have any of those five got what I haven’t? Seriously? I bet they are all real daisies or something that are incredibly delicate and easy to beat down. But I shouldn’t get too confident…I don’t want to be eliminated first. But, then again, they all have an experience edge over me…so why should I worry? I got nothing to lose and everything to gain. The gold…the money…the fame…the legacy…the bitches…ah, I’ll take that last point back. Last time I got near a girl it didn’t end nicely…all I did was shout out “nice arse!” and gave her booty a good, loud, smack…then her boyfriend, who I swear is secretly having an affair with the waiter, smacked the back of my head with a beer bottle…damn git…he wasted such a good beer >_>.
Okay, what do I have that gives me any advantage over the other five? My dashing good looks? Not going to be any use…unless the women in the match falls for me and do my bidding *wink wink*. I do have my speed…yeah of course, my speed, I can out run them like that person does on “Benny Hill” and when they’re tuckered out…BAM! I’ll choke each one of them out with my finisher, which happen to be a guillotine choke if you didn’t know. But what would be plan B, in case I get an injury and can’t run? I know! I’ll go all “please don’t hurt me” and when they look away…BAM! I roll them up for the pin. Damn, I’m a good genius ^_^.
Oh yeah…if any of you readers think I’m acting too calm and relaxed to win…then feel free to eat your words when I walk out of the chamber has the new TWE World Champion. Why am I confident? Because life is too short to take everything serious and stress your eyeballs out. Enjoy the little things, be it masturbating to shit music or playing a simple game of minesweeper. I do train and possess a balanced diet but at the end of the day, I feel the same has I do at the moment I woke up. And the reason for this is that I refuse to give a damn about all the pressure and constant critics that all want me to push out more. While the match is for the World Title, I’m not going out their to kill but instead have the most fun anyone could have. Yes winning the World Championship would be pretty awesome but if I don’t enjoy myself then that Championship win would feel just has empty has my wallet did when I was with my last ex >_>.
So let the other five stress about being the face of the company, being the only expected to steal the show and being acknowledged has the World Heavyweight Champion…because I won’t be stressing about any of those things at all. If I’m the face of the company then fans might leave for other companies but it could also get people to realise that Total Wrestling Entertainment is all about fun and the younger people might finally have someone to properly cheer for in TWE…shit…I’m making my self sound like the next John Cena >_>. But anyway, I don’t mind trying to steal the show since I’m not actually very big or small…so it could be quite nice for TWE to have their shows stolen by a German kid that shall never take anything serious. But what about being acknowledged has “The Champ” or just the World Heavyweight Champion? If you would tell me that two or three weeks after I shot my first promo that I would win the World Championship, I would have called you delusional. But considering that Rebecca became the TWE Bombshell Champion in just fourteen days, it is possible if you put your time and effort into it.
So what kind of World Champion could I become? A useless one? A farce of one? An amazing one? An awesome one? A sexy one *wink wink*? A daring one? A cool one? A daft one? A Looney toon one? A bizarre one? A calm one? A fun one? Who knows…all that I’ll guarantee you readers is that I’ll give the other five a great fight and all of you fans a good show. I wish my opponent luck but at the end of the day, leaving has World Champ or not…I’m the only one that is speaking the truth when I say this: the stress is on the other five and not on me.
One last thing to say to my five other opponents, and my dear readers, tomorrow night…its PLAYTIME!!!
Duke “The Duke” Beckenbauer
#PlayTime
Currently I’m doing fine, got to visit Madrid with my buddies Jericho and Rebecca last week. And just this morning I’ve been told that I’ve been booked in an Elimination Chamber match for TWE’s World Heavyweight Championship…TWE…oh, that dying company, being their last World Champion sounds pretty cool. But I’ve heard that this match can be career shortening to say the very least. Sixteen miles of chain create the walls while four pods, each made of bullet proof glass, are at each corner with the basic ruling of that two people start the match with a pods randomly opening every five minutes and the only way to win is to eliminate all the other five combatants by either pin-fall or submission.
Finally my ultimately time to shine, I admit I am surprised that TWE has booked me in the match since I’ve practically been non-existent since my debuting promo, hell, I doubt any of you know who the hell I am. But winning the World Championship would be a pretty awesome way to make my wrestling debut…can’t wait to rub it in my trainer’s face if I win the World title…on second thought…I won’t, he’ll probably murder me if I do. How long have I been training for again? Oh yeah two years and I remember Rebecca being the one who asked me to give TWE a go…shame she left before I joined, I could of happily been her kick ass tag partner.
But enough of that, who are my opponents? Err…I kind of forgot >_< but it doesn’t matter, it’ll motivate me to kick even more damn ass ^_^. I mean, what have any of those five got what I haven’t? Seriously? I bet they are all real daisies or something that are incredibly delicate and easy to beat down. But I shouldn’t get too confident…I don’t want to be eliminated first. But, then again, they all have an experience edge over me…so why should I worry? I got nothing to lose and everything to gain. The gold…the money…the fame…the legacy…the bitches…ah, I’ll take that last point back. Last time I got near a girl it didn’t end nicely…all I did was shout out “nice arse!” and gave her booty a good, loud, smack…then her boyfriend, who I swear is secretly having an affair with the waiter, smacked the back of my head with a beer bottle…damn git…he wasted such a good beer >_>.
Okay, what do I have that gives me any advantage over the other five? My dashing good looks? Not going to be any use…unless the women in the match falls for me and do my bidding *wink wink*. I do have my speed…yeah of course, my speed, I can out run them like that person does on “Benny Hill” and when they’re tuckered out…BAM! I’ll choke each one of them out with my finisher, which happen to be a guillotine choke if you didn’t know. But what would be plan B, in case I get an injury and can’t run? I know! I’ll go all “please don’t hurt me” and when they look away…BAM! I roll them up for the pin. Damn, I’m a good genius ^_^.
Oh yeah…if any of you readers think I’m acting too calm and relaxed to win…then feel free to eat your words when I walk out of the chamber has the new TWE World Champion. Why am I confident? Because life is too short to take everything serious and stress your eyeballs out. Enjoy the little things, be it masturbating to shit music or playing a simple game of minesweeper. I do train and possess a balanced diet but at the end of the day, I feel the same has I do at the moment I woke up. And the reason for this is that I refuse to give a damn about all the pressure and constant critics that all want me to push out more. While the match is for the World Title, I’m not going out their to kill but instead have the most fun anyone could have. Yes winning the World Championship would be pretty awesome but if I don’t enjoy myself then that Championship win would feel just has empty has my wallet did when I was with my last ex >_>.
So let the other five stress about being the face of the company, being the only expected to steal the show and being acknowledged has the World Heavyweight Champion…because I won’t be stressing about any of those things at all. If I’m the face of the company then fans might leave for other companies but it could also get people to realise that Total Wrestling Entertainment is all about fun and the younger people might finally have someone to properly cheer for in TWE…shit…I’m making my self sound like the next John Cena >_>. But anyway, I don’t mind trying to steal the show since I’m not actually very big or small…so it could be quite nice for TWE to have their shows stolen by a German kid that shall never take anything serious. But what about being acknowledged has “The Champ” or just the World Heavyweight Champion? If you would tell me that two or three weeks after I shot my first promo that I would win the World Championship, I would have called you delusional. But considering that Rebecca became the TWE Bombshell Champion in just fourteen days, it is possible if you put your time and effort into it.
So what kind of World Champion could I become? A useless one? A farce of one? An amazing one? An awesome one? A sexy one *wink wink*? A daring one? A cool one? A daft one? A Looney toon one? A bizarre one? A calm one? A fun one? Who knows…all that I’ll guarantee you readers is that I’ll give the other five a great fight and all of you fans a good show. I wish my opponent luck but at the end of the day, leaving has World Champ or not…I’m the only one that is speaking the truth when I say this: the stress is on the other five and not on me.
One last thing to say to my five other opponents, and my dear readers, tomorrow night…its PLAYTIME!!!
Duke “The Duke” Beckenbauer
#PlayTime