Post by MasterEvil on Oct 18, 2011 7:23:35 GMT
Prologue:
Here I am, prepared for my match against two nobodies…and when I saw the officially remade match card, I must admit I was offended to see that I was taken out of my match. The only possible reasons I could see this happening was that somebody, somewhere, thought that both Alicia Fox and Serenity Hunter badly need to have a break out match…which would of turned into a job-fest if they fought me. So has much as I didn’t want to do it, I made my way straight to the office of one Calypso and expressed to him that I felt insulted by being removed from my match in such short notice. Give the devil his due, Calypso perfectly understood my feelings and said something among the lines of “someone keeps changing my show.” Oddly the same thing could be said about a certain former general manager who just wanted to bring some other show to a place in Czech Republic. After agreeing with each other about multiple things he told me that Kinley Beau wasn’t going to be able to show up at Inner Circle, so somebody decided to book me against Winter instead. My heart must of skipped a beat after hearing that decision…the last time I saw her wrestle Winter defeated Chris Cane, so how could I fare against someone so insane like? Oh wait a second, those who act insane or either lying or mentally ill. So after hearing “you can take her” eject itself from his lips I nodded and said “I’ll defeat her in under seven minutes.” A brave and partly stupid thing to say but I said it anyway and after I thanked him for his time I left Calypso’s office…now to get ready for my match.
Scene One: Enjoying A Cup Of Tea
Time: 2:15 PM 18th Sunday August 2011
Today is not so much of a good day. The wind is blowing in a rampant way, the rain is slamming itself onto the ground and the roads are filled with traffic jam after traffic jam. The paths are full of either police who don’t know how to fully use a gun, hoodies who watch stuff like the tediously boring X-Factor or a gang of people throwing tantrums whenever they don’t get their way. Welcome to London England, currently the riot capital of the world. But why are we here? The reason is actually sipping a cup of tea in the nearest café. By the corner of this café, drinking some tea, is non other then Inner Circle’s resident singer Lena Katina. Today she seems to be wearing blue denim shorts and a light blue t-shirt while her red hair was obviously freshly washed. On the other side of this table is an official WWH cameraman, with the camera comfortable on his right shoulder. After having some of the tea Katina noticed that the camera is beginning to record her, impatient cameraman or what, so the redheaded diva began to speak.
Lena Katina: Hello there Inner Circle, my name is Lena Katina and currently I am enjoying a cup of tea in an English café…how smashing. But while the things like tea and stiff upper lips make this country look good…there is a lot to counteract it. One example could be that in the past England takes enjoying into laughing at themselves…by “themselves” I obviously mean others and by “laughing” I mean invade. Another thing could be how easily this country can get itself broke in one day or the fact that its illegal here to have a whites only school but it is alright to have an all Asian school. One other thing that makes this country look bad could be that it how the celebrities here treat themselves…like some woman called Cheryl for an example. Another example could be how bigheaded some of the religious people here are. I mean, science is the method to find answers by observation while religion is the denial of observation for the sake of protecting their beliefs. I have nothing against religion but earlier today some random guy asked me if I was a Muslim and when I said no, he tried to convince me to become one…no matter how many times I said no.
So Katina is at England to drink some properly made tea? Or maybe she wanted to use this use has a form of inspiration behind this promo. The young Russian giggled lightly after speaking about laughing and invading but once she said the word “illegal” her Russian accent became clearly serious about the words she has spoken. The cameraman wasn’t fully sure of the reason why the vocalist chose to come to London England for this promo, maybe it was because it was London where Winter got trained to become a wrestler by no other but her former boyfriend, and writer for British magazine “Fighting Spirit Magazine,” Alex Shane. Other then that the cameraman possess no alternative form of reason in his mind. Once the young diva finished her words she took another sip of tea…why do people normally associate Britain with cups of tea? Is it because no other country knows how to make a proper brew? Or maybe I could be that it was the United Kingdom that originated the cup of tea…maybe one day, dear reader, you will find out the answer. But after putting the cup back down Lena continued to speak out her thoughts and opinions.
Lena Katina: And how could I possibly forget the greatest example of them all? Sport. In the past a certain section of England has been known to have the most violent fan base, going has far as ganging on other fans in brawls. It could also be that in one sport no matter how well they do to get to the tournament…once they get there, they fall on their own face. Or what about this other sport that they are currently suppose to be number one at? Last time I checked, a year or two ago they getting stuffed by sides like Australia and New Zealand. Or what about the sport that I’m currently in, wrestling? Lets see who is English here, at World Wrestling Headquarters, and what they have done…Mickey Fandango, ruined Summerslam by not even showing up. Brutus Magnus, brain-dead like a rock. The Fizz, no matter how hard she tries the girl can’t seem to get over the final hurdle. Layla, a dancer who best talent is screaming…not wrestling. And my opponent at the upcoming Inner Circle, Winter, a German girl who forsaken her birth land only to learn how to job to some wannabe Lady Gaga who claims to be from “hardcore country.” I apologise to you Rhodes but if anything…with wrestlers like these, England badly needs a paper bag over its own head.
Is Lena producing anti-Anglophile promo!?! Probably not on purpose, but who knows what is in the mind of this Russian bombshell. If anything, she could be thinking from how to win a match to a possibly photo hoot but like I said before…who knows. Even though it might strain some to say it, what the girl is speaking is the truth. English fan bases use to the most violent of Europe at one time while in some sports you can be the best one day then a zero the next. Yet one possibly surprising thing is that, even though her tone was full of intensity, the young woman’s voice is both calm and carefree. Maybe while Lena was being powerful with her words…the redhead doesn’t seem to mind what she speak even if this could offend the media, thus potentially making the female one of the most hated figures in the country since the media controls everybody these days. While speaking her last few sentences Katina pulled out a brown paper bag, possibly parodying Cody Rhodes, and once these words were spoken Lena giggled once more before dropping the bag on the floor. At the very moment the object faintly touched the floor the vocalist began to speak once more.
Lena Katina: So Nikita…how does it feel? How does it feel to hold a title for eighteen days, only to job it back to someone who is both overpaid and demand people to pay things for her? Sorry for asking the question but never before have I purposely make someone good at my own expense…nor I have ever got myself fired for doing a move that someone else doesn’t know how to safely sell. But, then again, you’ll never spot me looking like a complete idiot who deserve to be unemployed. I also don’t know what it is like to act like a lunatic since I have never seen a reason to do so, unlike you it seems. So now I have another question…what reason do you have to become a lunatic? Could it be that you secretly thrive on the attention everyone gives you and no one pays an eye lid towards you unless you pretend to be mentally constipated. Because lets face the facts…people who claim to see the future, communicate with the dead or insane are either lying completely…or mentally ill.
Someone much of had done their homework, because to a point Lena was being truthful about Winter. Fact one, she was originally wrestling as “Nikita” until she lost that right to some other female wrestler somewhere in Europe. Fact two, the most acclaimed reason behind her release from the WWE was that Barbara Banks failed to safely take a German Suplex and instead of training to do it right, convinced Vincent Kennedy McMahon Junior that Katarina is too dangerous to be a WWE diva. Fact three, at TNA she became the first Brit to hold the Knockout’s Championship only for eighteen days before having the company have her lose it back to James on an average weekly show instead of a pay per view. Maybe this was why Lena seems to be quite calm, even though she is far less experienced, the young Russian felt confident of her chances against Winter. She might of got a lot less time to prepare for this kind of opponent but the same could be said from Winter’s view. Since this match was only changed less then twenty-four hours ago. Without even batting an eyelid towards the camera Katina drank some more of the tea before speaking up yet again.
Lena Katina: All those false prophets basically take advantage of people who stares at the sky and say stuff like “oh, the clouds look very strange, lets call the fucking Pope, sure he should know the answers to everything.” All you gain from those prophets are empty pockets and disappointment. Meanwhile I thinking its completely sick to pretend to talk to the dead. Here we could have a mother of a child, who recently died, crying then some guy and waltz along, steal her hard earned money and claim that a dead man is happy…hello, once they’re dead they can’t speak nor give signs. That is why you will never see me asking someone to communicate with the dead, because that belief is completely sickening. And what about the psychos? They are just attention seeking, mentally constipated, adrenaline junkies who are afraid of being exposed as a fraud. I have nothing against you Katerina but, just like these riots that have happened here, your claim of insanity is pointless, reasonless and waste of everybody’s time. But don’t worry about this, even though I know you’re really not a psycho, I am willing to give you a reason to claim insanity…when I pin you one, two, three in the middle of the ring for millions to see.
Once all of these words have been spoken Lena lightly finished her cup of tea before motioning to a nearby waiter for the bill. The young vocalist while polite in her motion and patience when the waiter came with the bill before walking off. But instead of instantly paying for it the Russian redhead instead pulled out a silver fifty pence coin and glanced towards at the camera lens before speaking up a tiny bit more.
Lena Katina: One more thing Katerina…don’t think that your ex-boyfriend, Alex Shane, will be able to save you. Since, after I am done with you in our match, you and everyone else in the arena shall know one simple thing...
While speaking these words the diva flipped the coin and at the end of them the coin landed in the empty cup. So Lena looked ever so slightly into the cup to spot that the side that's up is heads. A faint smile appeared on the face of the Russian as she speak out her last few words.
Lena Katina: That I made you famous!
After saying those words Katina giggled sweetly as stood up and began to walk off. Once the young singer exited the building the cameraman switched off the camera only to find out one simple thing...the girl left him with the bill.
Here I am, prepared for my match against two nobodies…and when I saw the officially remade match card, I must admit I was offended to see that I was taken out of my match. The only possible reasons I could see this happening was that somebody, somewhere, thought that both Alicia Fox and Serenity Hunter badly need to have a break out match…which would of turned into a job-fest if they fought me. So has much as I didn’t want to do it, I made my way straight to the office of one Calypso and expressed to him that I felt insulted by being removed from my match in such short notice. Give the devil his due, Calypso perfectly understood my feelings and said something among the lines of “someone keeps changing my show.” Oddly the same thing could be said about a certain former general manager who just wanted to bring some other show to a place in Czech Republic. After agreeing with each other about multiple things he told me that Kinley Beau wasn’t going to be able to show up at Inner Circle, so somebody decided to book me against Winter instead. My heart must of skipped a beat after hearing that decision…the last time I saw her wrestle Winter defeated Chris Cane, so how could I fare against someone so insane like? Oh wait a second, those who act insane or either lying or mentally ill. So after hearing “you can take her” eject itself from his lips I nodded and said “I’ll defeat her in under seven minutes.” A brave and partly stupid thing to say but I said it anyway and after I thanked him for his time I left Calypso’s office…now to get ready for my match.
Scene One: Enjoying A Cup Of Tea
Time: 2:15 PM 18th Sunday August 2011
Today is not so much of a good day. The wind is blowing in a rampant way, the rain is slamming itself onto the ground and the roads are filled with traffic jam after traffic jam. The paths are full of either police who don’t know how to fully use a gun, hoodies who watch stuff like the tediously boring X-Factor or a gang of people throwing tantrums whenever they don’t get their way. Welcome to London England, currently the riot capital of the world. But why are we here? The reason is actually sipping a cup of tea in the nearest café. By the corner of this café, drinking some tea, is non other then Inner Circle’s resident singer Lena Katina. Today she seems to be wearing blue denim shorts and a light blue t-shirt while her red hair was obviously freshly washed. On the other side of this table is an official WWH cameraman, with the camera comfortable on his right shoulder. After having some of the tea Katina noticed that the camera is beginning to record her, impatient cameraman or what, so the redheaded diva began to speak.
Lena Katina: Hello there Inner Circle, my name is Lena Katina and currently I am enjoying a cup of tea in an English café…how smashing. But while the things like tea and stiff upper lips make this country look good…there is a lot to counteract it. One example could be that in the past England takes enjoying into laughing at themselves…by “themselves” I obviously mean others and by “laughing” I mean invade. Another thing could be how easily this country can get itself broke in one day or the fact that its illegal here to have a whites only school but it is alright to have an all Asian school. One other thing that makes this country look bad could be that it how the celebrities here treat themselves…like some woman called Cheryl for an example. Another example could be how bigheaded some of the religious people here are. I mean, science is the method to find answers by observation while religion is the denial of observation for the sake of protecting their beliefs. I have nothing against religion but earlier today some random guy asked me if I was a Muslim and when I said no, he tried to convince me to become one…no matter how many times I said no.
So Katina is at England to drink some properly made tea? Or maybe she wanted to use this use has a form of inspiration behind this promo. The young Russian giggled lightly after speaking about laughing and invading but once she said the word “illegal” her Russian accent became clearly serious about the words she has spoken. The cameraman wasn’t fully sure of the reason why the vocalist chose to come to London England for this promo, maybe it was because it was London where Winter got trained to become a wrestler by no other but her former boyfriend, and writer for British magazine “Fighting Spirit Magazine,” Alex Shane. Other then that the cameraman possess no alternative form of reason in his mind. Once the young diva finished her words she took another sip of tea…why do people normally associate Britain with cups of tea? Is it because no other country knows how to make a proper brew? Or maybe I could be that it was the United Kingdom that originated the cup of tea…maybe one day, dear reader, you will find out the answer. But after putting the cup back down Lena continued to speak out her thoughts and opinions.
Lena Katina: And how could I possibly forget the greatest example of them all? Sport. In the past a certain section of England has been known to have the most violent fan base, going has far as ganging on other fans in brawls. It could also be that in one sport no matter how well they do to get to the tournament…once they get there, they fall on their own face. Or what about this other sport that they are currently suppose to be number one at? Last time I checked, a year or two ago they getting stuffed by sides like Australia and New Zealand. Or what about the sport that I’m currently in, wrestling? Lets see who is English here, at World Wrestling Headquarters, and what they have done…Mickey Fandango, ruined Summerslam by not even showing up. Brutus Magnus, brain-dead like a rock. The Fizz, no matter how hard she tries the girl can’t seem to get over the final hurdle. Layla, a dancer who best talent is screaming…not wrestling. And my opponent at the upcoming Inner Circle, Winter, a German girl who forsaken her birth land only to learn how to job to some wannabe Lady Gaga who claims to be from “hardcore country.” I apologise to you Rhodes but if anything…with wrestlers like these, England badly needs a paper bag over its own head.
Is Lena producing anti-Anglophile promo!?! Probably not on purpose, but who knows what is in the mind of this Russian bombshell. If anything, she could be thinking from how to win a match to a possibly photo hoot but like I said before…who knows. Even though it might strain some to say it, what the girl is speaking is the truth. English fan bases use to the most violent of Europe at one time while in some sports you can be the best one day then a zero the next. Yet one possibly surprising thing is that, even though her tone was full of intensity, the young woman’s voice is both calm and carefree. Maybe while Lena was being powerful with her words…the redhead doesn’t seem to mind what she speak even if this could offend the media, thus potentially making the female one of the most hated figures in the country since the media controls everybody these days. While speaking her last few sentences Katina pulled out a brown paper bag, possibly parodying Cody Rhodes, and once these words were spoken Lena giggled once more before dropping the bag on the floor. At the very moment the object faintly touched the floor the vocalist began to speak once more.
Lena Katina: So Nikita…how does it feel? How does it feel to hold a title for eighteen days, only to job it back to someone who is both overpaid and demand people to pay things for her? Sorry for asking the question but never before have I purposely make someone good at my own expense…nor I have ever got myself fired for doing a move that someone else doesn’t know how to safely sell. But, then again, you’ll never spot me looking like a complete idiot who deserve to be unemployed. I also don’t know what it is like to act like a lunatic since I have never seen a reason to do so, unlike you it seems. So now I have another question…what reason do you have to become a lunatic? Could it be that you secretly thrive on the attention everyone gives you and no one pays an eye lid towards you unless you pretend to be mentally constipated. Because lets face the facts…people who claim to see the future, communicate with the dead or insane are either lying completely…or mentally ill.
Someone much of had done their homework, because to a point Lena was being truthful about Winter. Fact one, she was originally wrestling as “Nikita” until she lost that right to some other female wrestler somewhere in Europe. Fact two, the most acclaimed reason behind her release from the WWE was that Barbara Banks failed to safely take a German Suplex and instead of training to do it right, convinced Vincent Kennedy McMahon Junior that Katarina is too dangerous to be a WWE diva. Fact three, at TNA she became the first Brit to hold the Knockout’s Championship only for eighteen days before having the company have her lose it back to James on an average weekly show instead of a pay per view. Maybe this was why Lena seems to be quite calm, even though she is far less experienced, the young Russian felt confident of her chances against Winter. She might of got a lot less time to prepare for this kind of opponent but the same could be said from Winter’s view. Since this match was only changed less then twenty-four hours ago. Without even batting an eyelid towards the camera Katina drank some more of the tea before speaking up yet again.
Lena Katina: All those false prophets basically take advantage of people who stares at the sky and say stuff like “oh, the clouds look very strange, lets call the fucking Pope, sure he should know the answers to everything.” All you gain from those prophets are empty pockets and disappointment. Meanwhile I thinking its completely sick to pretend to talk to the dead. Here we could have a mother of a child, who recently died, crying then some guy and waltz along, steal her hard earned money and claim that a dead man is happy…hello, once they’re dead they can’t speak nor give signs. That is why you will never see me asking someone to communicate with the dead, because that belief is completely sickening. And what about the psychos? They are just attention seeking, mentally constipated, adrenaline junkies who are afraid of being exposed as a fraud. I have nothing against you Katerina but, just like these riots that have happened here, your claim of insanity is pointless, reasonless and waste of everybody’s time. But don’t worry about this, even though I know you’re really not a psycho, I am willing to give you a reason to claim insanity…when I pin you one, two, three in the middle of the ring for millions to see.
Once all of these words have been spoken Lena lightly finished her cup of tea before motioning to a nearby waiter for the bill. The young vocalist while polite in her motion and patience when the waiter came with the bill before walking off. But instead of instantly paying for it the Russian redhead instead pulled out a silver fifty pence coin and glanced towards at the camera lens before speaking up a tiny bit more.
Lena Katina: One more thing Katerina…don’t think that your ex-boyfriend, Alex Shane, will be able to save you. Since, after I am done with you in our match, you and everyone else in the arena shall know one simple thing...
While speaking these words the diva flipped the coin and at the end of them the coin landed in the empty cup. So Lena looked ever so slightly into the cup to spot that the side that's up is heads. A faint smile appeared on the face of the Russian as she speak out her last few words.
Lena Katina: That I made you famous!
After saying those words Katina giggled sweetly as stood up and began to walk off. Once the young singer exited the building the cameraman switched off the camera only to find out one simple thing...the girl left him with the bill.