Post by MasterEvil on Sept 8, 2011 10:34:29 GMT
Scene One: Death Of The Old Chris Middley
Time: 4:38 PM 25th Thursday August 2011
The current location if backstage of an arena in Los Angeles, that the World Wrestling Headquarters is going to be using for this year’s Summerslam, and all the lights are dimly lit. The only thing clearly lit up is a certain part of backstage, that has a wide screen television monitor to the right and a few props to the left, that is commonly used for interviews. And standing there, in a suit of his own, is Showdown’s ever so popular interviewer Jeremy Borash who possess a microphone in his right hand. There is a cameraman holding an official WWH camera over his shoulder and after seeing the cameraman’s signal JB began to speak.
Jeremy Borash: Hello everybody, Jeremy Borash here, and in a few days time it’ll be Summerslam. There are many questions that are yet to be answered but for now I’ll attempt to convince my guest to reveal the answer to one of the earliest of these questions. So please welcome my guest at this time, one half of the Tag Team Champions, Chris Middley.
After hearing his name being said the “Prince of Fear” walked out of the shadows, to Jeremy’s left, and revealed himself to the camera lens. He is wearing black leather pants with matching hoodie while on each shoulder are the WWH Tag Team Championships. Middley had a semi-arrogant smirk on his face has the male took a moment to glance at each Title before looking at Borash with a “what did you say?” expression on his face.
CMiddley: Until after my match at Summerslam you should call me the Tag Teams Champions, since until my partner is revealed I am the only one holding these belts.
Jeremy Borash: Sorry about that Chris…but to get to the point of this interview I have a question for you. With Summerslam just being days away, just who is your partner?
CMiddley: Who is my partner, you ask? Why should I answer? Why do you want to know who my partner is instead of what I think of our chances? If you want to know so badly JB then buy yourself a pair of wrestling boots, I’ll batter the Cody and Double M while you distract the other two by chatting up Belleza and stealing Cane’s beer. Don’t worry Jeremy, I was just playing with you. If you really want to know who my partner is you, like everyone else, should watch our match has we walk in the Tag Team Champions, and walk out the Tag Team Champions. But frankly Borash, it doesn’t matter if I have a partner or not…because nobody in that damn match has the skill, the talent or the charisma to even get close to my league. I’m possibly the biggest person in the match and, has history shown, bigger isn’t better when it goes to ladders…but it simply doesn’t matter because when it goes to pain, physically and mentally, I am miles more experienced then all of them put together. I am not trying to be disrespectful to any of my opponent, who have not disrespected me, so I’ll explain the reason behind my quote.
After the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” finished his words he motioned for the microphone and, being use to Middley’s style for two years, Jeremy handed the microphone over to him before steeping to the side. This allowed the camera lens to focus on the “Modern Messiah” but instead of starting to speak again Middley’s left arm placed itself across the interviewer’s shoulder, while his right hand held the microphone. JB might not know this but he is, so far, the only interviewer that Chris actually accepts being interviewed by…maybe it could be some kind of mutual friendship between star and interviewer but was not going to be fully explained has Middley, with his eyes coldly glaring at the camera lens, began to speak up.
CMiddley: Hey Chris, why did you say that you’re “miles more experienced then all of them put together”? The answer is simpler then the question. Because it is the truth. I have no clue on what Belleza and Double M has done in the past, neither do I care, while both Cane and Rhodes have hardly done a thing that other could care “inhuman”…I meanwhile have been through hell in multiple different ways yet here I am today, has your Tag Team Champions. I have been whacked across the back by bamboo, I have been choked out with a fishing net. I have been smashed in the face with my own sledgehammer during a Hell In A Cell Match. I watched has some Jamaican urinate on the corpse of my own mother. Then I witnessed the same Jamaican whipping my father, god bless his soul, with a belt like some kind of mule. I have been taken through Barb-Wired Tables, I wrestled in a Barb-Wired Heaven Match and had fifteen shots to the back from a Barb-Wired Singapore Cane.
I’ve been taken through flaming tables and if the Spanish announce table was a lady then we would have two kiddies by now, seeing how much I been put through it. I have had my heart broken, shattered and torn out by a certain redheaded Russian, my own stepmother and the deaths of both my blood-parents. Every second of every day of these past two years a feeling in my hearts dies…yet here I stand in front of you all today has a free man. I would be the biggest liar on the globe if I said that these didn’t hurt, after all I am just human. But all of the pain and suffering taught me just how to be more deadly, more ruthless and more enduring. And that is why Cody Rhodes, Double-M, Chris Cane and La Belleza Oculta shall never, EVER, out toughen me…the “Prince of Fear” Chris Middley.
While speaking some of these words Middley stared at Jeremy, almost like he’s having a one sided conversation with the interviewer. Throughout his entire speech the most noticeable thing for the cameraman was the hurt in the eyes of the “Mythical One” when he spoke of his deceased parents, Marie and . His parents might be a very sensitive subject to the male but, give credit where its due, Chris managed to not cry but instead channelled these feeling to make himself appear has angry and frustrated. After stating his first nickname and his name the “Prince of Fear’s” arm left Borash and the interviewer stepped back a bit. Now Chris bent down for something, but before the camera lens could look down, the male stood straight back up with something in his left hand. This thing ends up being a handmade plastic mask, that oddly assembles the one that a Cody Rhodes wears all the time, and after a couple of moments grinning towards this mask he glanced over to the camera lens and began to speak again.
CMiddley: Cody, Cody, Cody…what do we have here? A self-proclaimed pretty boy turned into a self-proclaimed monster. You can be all upset all you like about your appearance but frankly I don’t give a shit to what you think you look like because it doesn’t matter. These Titles are being defended in Tee Ell See match not some beauty pageant, even though I would still win since masked people can win these things to save both their lives and their country. Tee Ell See stands for Tables, Ladders and Chairs. You don’t win by simply smiling…you win by setting the ladder in the middle of the ring, climb up the ladder and grab BOTH of the Championships, got it? You can use chairs and tables for any kind of advantage all you like, you can even clock Chris Cane around the head with the chair if you wish. But maybe I am looking at you completely wrong, Cody? I originally pictured you, without that see-through plastic mask on, has a pretty boy with an arrogant yet almost justified mood.
But maybe the whole “Dashing Cody Rhodes’ Grooming Tips” was like what your song use to say, smoke and mirrors. Maybe that baby face of yours, that you claim to have and lost, was just the first layer of the onion so to speak. Maybe the arrogance kept the beast hidden but when you had some kind of facial reconstruction surgery, thus adding the plastic mask to your attire, the beast took over. You mind thought that you lost your looks, which in turn tricked you into believing that the beast was no longer hidden from the naked eye, so you chose to ditch most the arrogance and replace that with your more…demonic side. So here comes the “Undashing One” Cody Rhodes, a mere boy tricked by his arrogance into a life filled with vicious paranoia…with paranoia comes fear and with fear comes my pleasure…my pleasure of ripping your mask completely off, on top of that ladder, for the millions to glare into the face you claim to be the ugliest of them all. Does it scare you? Does it anger you? Doe it make you more paranoid? Good, see you at Summerslam Cody.
While he spoke Middley’s left hand waved side to side, making it look like the mask was moving. The “Prince of Fear” seem to be trying to speak to the mask, even though it would obvious not reply to him but when he spoke of “smoke and mirrors” his left hand moved so the mask could face him. The cameraman honestly thought that Chris was speaking utter nonsense…but was he? His words could perfectly explain the reason behind Georgian superstar. Looks was everything to him, he even dreamed of main eventing a Wrestlemania with his good looks…but after some kind of facial reconstructive surgery, making him wear a transparent mask, Rhodes claims to be hideous…even though, if you take off the mask, there you have his normal appearance that made his original claim of being “dashing” existent. When he spoke about “ripping your mask” the male pulled the mask clean off his hand before throwing it away. After he finished speaking the “Prince of Fear” brought out a replica of the Masked Man’s mask, from somewhere behind his back, and without sparing a single thought he began to talk once more.
CMiddley: Hello Double-M, Masked Man…from what a little birdie informed me, you were inspired into wearing a mask. Who could even inspire somebody into hiding yourself behind a mask…thus making yourself invisible to these naked eyes? Who could inspire somebody to create a false identity just to withdraw themselves from a society full of prejudice and oblivion? Who could inspire such an act of secretly? An act of personality split-ment? An act of face robbery? I wondered these questions until that very same birdie informed me that you were inspire by me, when I was CM Mystery…at first I laugh, at second I thought the birdie was jokingly insulting my intelligence but then at third base I realised how truthful the birdie was. To be honest I am actually proud to inspire someone one, let alone one of my challengers, but put flatter-ment aside and it is basically you and Belleza against a cowboy and a retarded pretty boy versus me and whoever I accept to watch my back. Being flattering will get you nowhere in a company this big, unless you French kiss the bare ass of one Adrian Hart, so has some kind of inspirational symbol the “Man of a Thousand Mysteries” will kindly offer you some advice.
You can choose to either accept this advice or wave it off, unlike most cult leaders, I won’t even try to enforce anything onto someone else’s way of life, so here is my piece of advice for our Table, Ladders and Chairs Match…think before you go through those black curtains. Just think, think about life-threatening falling off a ladder will be. Think how many years your career shall be shortened by with just one well place chair shot. Think about the image of yourself dropped head-first through a table that could rip off your eye lids if split wrongly. Now think about the amount of pain and how much more pain you could in this match…you’re thinking about it? Good, now move those thoughts to the back of your mind. If you think about the pain too much then it will get to you; if you know about it but choose to ignore it then you will have the greatest mindset for a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. I wish you the best of luck Double-M because, even though I will successfully defend these Titles, if you are lucky enough…you will most likely get another shot at these Championship Belts.
Who is this birdie that the “Modern Messiah” spoke of? The male will most likely not tell but this birdie must know the Masked Man, or who Middley calls Double-M, very well. It seems that at this moment the “Leader of the Cult of Nobodies” has quite a bit to speak of, maybe this was motivated by the fact that nine out of ten people are actually giving him, and whoever Chris chooses has a partner, a chance of successfully defending the Tag Team Championships. Maybe this could be motivated by the fact that the WWH first wanted to strip the “Scorned Saviour” of his Tag Titles before deciding to let him find a partner. Or maybe he was motivated by the fact that Middley made his debut for World Wrestling Headquarters at Summerslam two years ago. Either way the “Man of a Thousand Mysteries” seems motivated to keep talking…and that is what he did, after dropping the mask and putting on a black cowboy hat.
CMiddley: Now onto the biggest threat in this match…the “Redneck Wrestling Machine” Chris Cane. The beer-drinking, ass-kicking cowboy. One reason why I honestly feel worried about facing you, Chris, is because you have done what nobody else in the ENTIRE WWH has ever done before…make me tap-out. It doesn’t matter that I was ill-informed of the match, it doesn’t matter if I was booked into a match the day after my holiday and it doesn’t matter if my ankle got sprained during the damn match. Because in the end I tapped out to the Eight Second Ride and that was all that mattered in the eyes of Adrian Hart. I might talk too much about that ass-faced, spineless, decrepit old fart…but until he has the balls to actually do anything about it, I’ll just keep going. But back to you mister Cane…the cowboy from Nashville Tennessee, the self-proclaimed country music capital of the world, well just like the music they produce…you were a somebody. You earned the right to become the World Heavyweight Champion last year but single of taking that opportunity by the horns…you went one over eight and got your stupid ass released.
Last year I had the chance of a lifetime of becoming the only World Champion in WWH…has much as I loved almost every moment of it, that shot wasn’t mine. Adrian gave me the shot because you were nowhere to take it. My one shot should have been yours, not mine…and just think, you took the shot and you could have been mister Undisputed Champion. I would be happy about that but now, with you trying to shoot ME down, I am honestly upset. You were almost the best in this company but chose to leave instead of proving your dominance. And now you want to be a somebody at the expense of the “Symbol of Reckoning”…hell no, that is all I have to say about that since no drunkard from the city a shitty music will ever take these tag team Titles from the “Modern Messiah”. Chris Cane, I have almost nothing against you has a person but in this Triple Threat TLC Match I shall turn that “redneck” of yours into a broken neck…that is if you even have the guts to stay here for that long.
While speaking some of his words the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” reached over to the camera with his right hand, while the left was now holding the microphone. When his hand made it to the camera it’s palm rested ever so gently against the side of the metal object. What does Chris Middley has planned for the WWH camera? When the sometimes demented individual spoke the words “chance of a lifetime” his hand began to forcefully make to the camera shake ever so slightly but by the time Middley talked about expenses the camera was now being violently shaken. This shaking only increased in pace and velocity before the self-proclaimed “Reason To Fear” said his words about possibly breaking the neck of one Chris Cane. Once he finished speaking the “Prince of Fear” let go of the camera and while the cameraman was regaining his composure, from being shook in a ferocious manner, Middley took off the cowboy hat and threw it away like a Frisbee. Now, seeing that Chris has spoken of three of his opponents, that he will now talk about his last opponent…Le Belleza Oculta. But he didn’t bend down or grab any object to associate with her, instead the expression on the “One Man’s” face appeared has both serious and coldly emotionless. After a couple of silent seconds the “Modern Messiah” began to speak up for possibly the last time.
CMiddley: Now to the madam who’s name sounds like some kind of exotic Italian cocktail, La Belleza Oculta. If I got some little factors right, you’re considering removing your mask after this battle is over. I also understand that if this is true, you would want to be one half of the Tag Team Champions has you do so. Well…why should I even care about what you want? The last time I was a ring with some brat that does nothing but declare whatever she wants…I dropped that bitchy Hall of Hero member “Veronica Demure” on her head.
His voice was dark while the tone he used, when saying Oculta’s name, expressed how unimpressed he was by her. And what are these factors exactly? Did the male get these factors from the same little birdie that spoke about Double-M’s inspiration? Or maybe the “Mythical One” was just making this all up to potentially get into the heads of his opponents since, for unknown reasons, the “Symbol of Reckoning” enjoys a little bit of torment, especially when it results in a blast of raw emotion. But after saying “Veronica Demure” the male chuckled in a slightly maniacal manner before beginning to explain why he did such a chuckle.
CMiddley: Hell, if you were really Veronica Demure then that would perfectly explain why the hell do you hate me. But then again, I have not been known for getting along with any female wrestler that stepped into a WWH ring. In her first appearance in the ring of our company I called Stacy Keibler a “long-legged slut” and even threatened her, so she hates me. When Chris put her in hospital I admitted how upset I was that I was not the one who put her in the hospital bed, so Hall of Hero member Amanda Cortez possibly dislikes me. I took down a mouthy Australian bitch with a “Dream’s Over”, so Sophia Gabriella hates me. And if that wasn’t enough for her to dislike me I orchestrated the attacked on the Murder City Saint Killers, almost ending Kameron Copeland’s career while knocking Kayden Copeland unconscious, thus making their sister-in-law Hall of Hero member Lucky Lawliet also dislike me while Sayge Jemson and her gang of bitches probably don’t like me either.
I also dropped my redheaded ex off a twenty foot cell before kicking her out of the WWH, so that Russian probably hopes that I’ll end up dead. I also tormented a young teenager, even going has far has ending the communication between her and her “daddy”, so one Ruby definitely holds some kind of hatred towards me. Eleven months ago I took everything a certain little bitch had, from barb-wired Singapore Canes to matches of her own choosing, and I am still wrestling today while she admitted that she has nout left and now lives a life of obscurity, meaning that a certain little “Psy Psy” will most likely despise me. I am also kind of preventing some Fizzy Pop from having a happy retirement, so she could be potentially have something against me.
While talking about his list of female superstars that probably hold foul feelings towards him, the fingers of his right hand were counting how many bombshells that would make. After mentally counting them all the cameraman realised that at lease ten separate women dislike the “Prince of Fear”. Yet it was clearly obvious that the “Modern Messiah” does not give a single piece of crap about this fact, since he never even had the chance earn a number one contendership from being friendly and caring. After speaking all of these words the male’s left hand rubbed one of the Tag Team Titles softly, has if it was a child. Both belt were obviously polished before this promo, since both pieces of gold are has shiny has the two rings that penetrates his chin, and Middley grinned ever so smugly before continuing to speak.
CMiddley: So, just to put a point to my list of nonsense, I am basically saying that tons of women do not like so your feelings towards me are useless and no one simply cares about them. What matters is what I can do to you, Belleza. I can drag your arm between two ladder legs and smash them shut again, and again, and again until either your arm breaks or the ladder is snapped in two…whatever comes last. I can take your lifeless corpse to rest face down on a chair then, with another chair in hand, I can bash away at your head until a perfect imprint of your pretty little face is planted on one chair and the perfect imprint of the back of your head is on the other. Then here comes something I’m so familiar with, a table. So many different ways to break some victim through a table…and guess what Belleza? If you’re unlucky enough I’ll use you has the crash test dummy as I give my quote examples so that the children watching at home will know how truthfully dangerous I can be.
Even though he appeared has smug, Middley was still speaking in a coldly dark manner…as if his whole view of Belleza is, at the moment, very dark. But it was when he spoke about possibly annihilating the masked woman that Chris’ voice possess some faint shade of glee. Is Middley fantasising about inflicting harm onto somebody else? What kind of person would have these kind of feelings? Is the “Prince of Fear” a sick, vile individual? Or could this just be an act to press on how deadly a human can truly be in such an insane environment? After speaking of these words Chris Middley motioned to his left, this caused Jeremy Borash to come back into the view of the camera lens. But instead of simply giving the microphone back to the one interviewer he trust so well in the WWH, the “Leader of the Cult of Nobodies” rested his left arm across JB’s shoulders before raising his right hand, that is now holding the microphone, to right below his own lips.
CMiddley: I never once claimed to be a role model for children to look up to but if they choose the “Scorned Saviour” has their sign of inspiration…then fine. But if their parents have problems with that then all they have to do is watch Summerslam has I deliver the broken remains of La Belleza Oculta to an ambulance and then they’ll just keep quiet. Because in all honesty, Belleza, I don’t give a fucking damn if you’re dead or alive at the end of the match. I don’t care if you, Double-M and Cody are missing any limbs. I don’t care if I decapitate the “Redneck Wrestling Machine”…I don’t even if I get dragged into an asylum after the match because I will walk in as the Tag Team Champions and, with my partner by my side, I will walk out the Tag Team Champions.
Once all of these words were spoken the male finally handed microphone to the interviewer before asking one very simple question.
CMiddley: Do you have anymore questions JB?
Jeremy Borash: Well, thank you for your view Chris. And since you won’t inform me on the identity of your partner…I have nothing but a couple of questions Chris. Considering the fact that once attempted to retire at last year’s Summerslam before it was cancelled, will you retire at the end of the event? And will Judy and your daughter Valentine be in attendance?
Now those questions really surprised the male, which could be expressed by the “what the fuck?” look etched across his face. Why does Jeremy want to know if his family will be in the arena? And why has he asked such a question with a camera recording them? A possible reason for the first of the two questions could be that, last year, Middley publicly declared that he wanted to wrestle his last match at Summerslam since in two-thousand-and-nine’s edition the male made his WWH debut. Has for the second question…the “Prince of Fear” couldn’t think of a possible reason behind it. But that didn’t stop the “Man of a Thousand Mysteries” of answering to both questions.
CMiddley: You see, Jeremy, twelve months ago I was a completely different person. On the outside I’m the same but my feelings and mentality was completely different back then. Back then I was just simply some Chris Middley that had his dream of being a wrestler crushed by the company that never wanted him in the first place. But a lot has happened in twelve months…I’ve watched clips here and there of Lucky Lawliet’s Russian Roulette Wrestling during November time. I made a one off appearance in a Royal Rumble match for the poorly ran Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. I wrestled a couple a matches for Jason Stone’s short lived British Wrestling Federation. And the most important of them all…on February seventh Judy Phoenix, who I’ve been going out with for over a year, gave birth to my darling child known has Valentine. It was after her birth that I realised that I needed to be more mature with myself…so there was the death of the old Chris Middley and the birth of the new Chris Middley that’s standing by your side at this very moment. Everything I do in the ring, no matter who vicious or potentially gory it may be, is for the sake of my child’s bright future.
Each word that Middley spoke was has emotionally charged as the one before and after. Now this was a side of the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” that JB has not seen before. Chris spoke passionately but not romantically…instead he seems to be passionate about being a father, but is he really an ideal dad? He has done nasty things to many people in the past while also holding a criminal record to his name. The male has also been fined a lot more times then the majority of the entire WWH while also spending most of his teen years in rehab. So maybe he isn’t the best role idol for Valentine Middley but maybe these past experiences will help him be a great adviser whenever she would need help in ten odd years. Once he spoke all those words he went silent for a couple of seconds, taking light breathers, before beginning to produce his own answer to the second question.
CMiddley: Will the girl that saved my heart of self-obliteration will be in attendance with my child, you ask? The answer is simpler then the question. No they wont’…instead they’ll be rooting for me backstage, just so after the match I can see the smiles on my darlings. I honestly don’t know why you want to ask such a question but there are my answers. This interview is now over Jeremy...nothing more, nothing less. Thank you for your time.
After saying those words the “Prince of Fear” patted JB's back before walking away. The interviewer gave a brief description of the rest of Summerslam, to the camera lens, before ending the his end of this interview. Once over both men wandered off, in the direction of the production truck. This ends up being the opposite direction to Chris Middley has he only stopped when the male got to the door to his locker room. The male opened the door and entered the room before shutting the door behind himself. The next few sounds that could be heard was Middley using a mobile...yes, the “Mythical One” knows how to use a phone.
Scene Two: A Pre-Show Conversation
Time: 12:38 27th Saturday August 2011
Today was a basic day in Los Angeles. The sun is shining. The traffic is, well, filled up. And currently the most busiest part of Los Angeles is the arena since there is a fan access going on near that location. Everyone in the WWH is there…the cameramen, the picture crew, the referees, the announcers, the commentators, the merchandising lot, the higher ups and most importantly the superstars and bombshells are there, everyone in WWH is there…well, except for one person. And that person’s name is Chris Middley, why is he not at the fan access you ask? The answer is simpler then the question. It is because instead of being in an overly crowded atmosphere full of fans, the “Modern Messiah” is at a nearby beach. Oddly, at this time, the beach isn’t very crowded so Chris was sitting, with his back resting against a big rock, on a dark blue trowel in his black swimming shorts.
He wasn’t alone however has laying across his lap having her back softly massaged by the male, in a light red swimsuit, is Judy Phoenix. Her shoulder length brown hair is very neat while her body is both muscular and curvy. In the female’s hands is a book entitled “The Bourne Ultimatum” and the ex-official seem to be enjoying what she’s reading. Middley meanwhile was just enjoying his girlfriend…her sweet voice, the soft hair, the beautiful face, the smooth texture of her skin, the firm gentleness of her muscles, her interest in both wrestling and vehicles, her upper curves and her lower curves. Altogether the “Scorned Saviour” loves everything about his angel and, while slowly massaging her back, his hands felt fairness of her body. The silence of this massaged ended when Miss Phoenix finished her book and began to speak.
JFP: Are you sure we can trust Razor with our child, Chris?
Before we continue I’ll explain to you, dear reader, who Razor is. Razor is a slim slap-headed street racer with stubble and a six-pack. He was the individual who cheated Middley out of his BMW M3 GTR while, during Chris’ quest to regain his ride, he got the police and most of the other street racers against him. Two years ago Chris finally won his ride back in a street race, while sending to Razor to a three month prison sentence right afterwards, but during last year Razor earned the “Symbol of Reckoning’s” trust and friendship. This led to Razor and his two lackeys, Toru and Bull, moving in to Middley’s mansion. Chris looked down to Judy and grinned lightly, his left hand moving to gently rub her rear, before answering her question.
CMiddley: Come on, Judy, it is Razor after all…
JFP: And that is why I’m asking the question.
The male couldn’t help but laugh after hearing those words leave his girlfriend’s lips. She does kind of have a point though, Razor is not what you call aware of his situations outside street racing. But JFP has had things against him in the past. These could range from him secretly filming the girl fixing his car, in just her bra and panties, to wanting them to name their child “Razor” if she was a boy. But the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” knew that what foul views she had of him were gone. While the Chris spoke his next set of words his left hand changed from rubbing to patting his girlfriend’s rear.
CMiddley: Don’t worry Judy, Razor gave me his word that no harm will come to our beautiful daughter. And I know he has been looking forward to having some godfather goddaughter time with Valentine…he also owes me for paying off the bail for his lackeys.
JFP: I don’t know Chris, it is quite a steep price for bail. What did they exactly do?
CMiddley: Well, you know that Bull and Toru fantasised about owning a hybrid Mexican-Japanese food restaurant? Well, those two thought the best way to start was to buy themselves a van big enough for a portable kitchen, so they could sell their meals on the road. Then at the van dealership those idiots took a bad joke the wrong way and had a fight.
JFP: The bail still seems too high...
CMiddley: When Bull and Toru fight, it is like world war three minus the tanks and bombs. But I guess those nitwits will get into trouble yet again...not the end of the world I guess, anyway, why not we look towards the sea before going to the gym?
Instead of replying Miss Phoenix just nodded her head and Chris cradled her up before kissing his lover on the lips.
Time: 4:38 PM 25th Thursday August 2011
The current location if backstage of an arena in Los Angeles, that the World Wrestling Headquarters is going to be using for this year’s Summerslam, and all the lights are dimly lit. The only thing clearly lit up is a certain part of backstage, that has a wide screen television monitor to the right and a few props to the left, that is commonly used for interviews. And standing there, in a suit of his own, is Showdown’s ever so popular interviewer Jeremy Borash who possess a microphone in his right hand. There is a cameraman holding an official WWH camera over his shoulder and after seeing the cameraman’s signal JB began to speak.
Jeremy Borash: Hello everybody, Jeremy Borash here, and in a few days time it’ll be Summerslam. There are many questions that are yet to be answered but for now I’ll attempt to convince my guest to reveal the answer to one of the earliest of these questions. So please welcome my guest at this time, one half of the Tag Team Champions, Chris Middley.
After hearing his name being said the “Prince of Fear” walked out of the shadows, to Jeremy’s left, and revealed himself to the camera lens. He is wearing black leather pants with matching hoodie while on each shoulder are the WWH Tag Team Championships. Middley had a semi-arrogant smirk on his face has the male took a moment to glance at each Title before looking at Borash with a “what did you say?” expression on his face.
CMiddley: Until after my match at Summerslam you should call me the Tag Teams Champions, since until my partner is revealed I am the only one holding these belts.
Jeremy Borash: Sorry about that Chris…but to get to the point of this interview I have a question for you. With Summerslam just being days away, just who is your partner?
CMiddley: Who is my partner, you ask? Why should I answer? Why do you want to know who my partner is instead of what I think of our chances? If you want to know so badly JB then buy yourself a pair of wrestling boots, I’ll batter the Cody and Double M while you distract the other two by chatting up Belleza and stealing Cane’s beer. Don’t worry Jeremy, I was just playing with you. If you really want to know who my partner is you, like everyone else, should watch our match has we walk in the Tag Team Champions, and walk out the Tag Team Champions. But frankly Borash, it doesn’t matter if I have a partner or not…because nobody in that damn match has the skill, the talent or the charisma to even get close to my league. I’m possibly the biggest person in the match and, has history shown, bigger isn’t better when it goes to ladders…but it simply doesn’t matter because when it goes to pain, physically and mentally, I am miles more experienced then all of them put together. I am not trying to be disrespectful to any of my opponent, who have not disrespected me, so I’ll explain the reason behind my quote.
After the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” finished his words he motioned for the microphone and, being use to Middley’s style for two years, Jeremy handed the microphone over to him before steeping to the side. This allowed the camera lens to focus on the “Modern Messiah” but instead of starting to speak again Middley’s left arm placed itself across the interviewer’s shoulder, while his right hand held the microphone. JB might not know this but he is, so far, the only interviewer that Chris actually accepts being interviewed by…maybe it could be some kind of mutual friendship between star and interviewer but was not going to be fully explained has Middley, with his eyes coldly glaring at the camera lens, began to speak up.
CMiddley: Hey Chris, why did you say that you’re “miles more experienced then all of them put together”? The answer is simpler then the question. Because it is the truth. I have no clue on what Belleza and Double M has done in the past, neither do I care, while both Cane and Rhodes have hardly done a thing that other could care “inhuman”…I meanwhile have been through hell in multiple different ways yet here I am today, has your Tag Team Champions. I have been whacked across the back by bamboo, I have been choked out with a fishing net. I have been smashed in the face with my own sledgehammer during a Hell In A Cell Match. I watched has some Jamaican urinate on the corpse of my own mother. Then I witnessed the same Jamaican whipping my father, god bless his soul, with a belt like some kind of mule. I have been taken through Barb-Wired Tables, I wrestled in a Barb-Wired Heaven Match and had fifteen shots to the back from a Barb-Wired Singapore Cane.
I’ve been taken through flaming tables and if the Spanish announce table was a lady then we would have two kiddies by now, seeing how much I been put through it. I have had my heart broken, shattered and torn out by a certain redheaded Russian, my own stepmother and the deaths of both my blood-parents. Every second of every day of these past two years a feeling in my hearts dies…yet here I stand in front of you all today has a free man. I would be the biggest liar on the globe if I said that these didn’t hurt, after all I am just human. But all of the pain and suffering taught me just how to be more deadly, more ruthless and more enduring. And that is why Cody Rhodes, Double-M, Chris Cane and La Belleza Oculta shall never, EVER, out toughen me…the “Prince of Fear” Chris Middley.
While speaking some of these words Middley stared at Jeremy, almost like he’s having a one sided conversation with the interviewer. Throughout his entire speech the most noticeable thing for the cameraman was the hurt in the eyes of the “Mythical One” when he spoke of his deceased parents, Marie and . His parents might be a very sensitive subject to the male but, give credit where its due, Chris managed to not cry but instead channelled these feeling to make himself appear has angry and frustrated. After stating his first nickname and his name the “Prince of Fear’s” arm left Borash and the interviewer stepped back a bit. Now Chris bent down for something, but before the camera lens could look down, the male stood straight back up with something in his left hand. This thing ends up being a handmade plastic mask, that oddly assembles the one that a Cody Rhodes wears all the time, and after a couple of moments grinning towards this mask he glanced over to the camera lens and began to speak again.
CMiddley: Cody, Cody, Cody…what do we have here? A self-proclaimed pretty boy turned into a self-proclaimed monster. You can be all upset all you like about your appearance but frankly I don’t give a shit to what you think you look like because it doesn’t matter. These Titles are being defended in Tee Ell See match not some beauty pageant, even though I would still win since masked people can win these things to save both their lives and their country. Tee Ell See stands for Tables, Ladders and Chairs. You don’t win by simply smiling…you win by setting the ladder in the middle of the ring, climb up the ladder and grab BOTH of the Championships, got it? You can use chairs and tables for any kind of advantage all you like, you can even clock Chris Cane around the head with the chair if you wish. But maybe I am looking at you completely wrong, Cody? I originally pictured you, without that see-through plastic mask on, has a pretty boy with an arrogant yet almost justified mood.
But maybe the whole “Dashing Cody Rhodes’ Grooming Tips” was like what your song use to say, smoke and mirrors. Maybe that baby face of yours, that you claim to have and lost, was just the first layer of the onion so to speak. Maybe the arrogance kept the beast hidden but when you had some kind of facial reconstruction surgery, thus adding the plastic mask to your attire, the beast took over. You mind thought that you lost your looks, which in turn tricked you into believing that the beast was no longer hidden from the naked eye, so you chose to ditch most the arrogance and replace that with your more…demonic side. So here comes the “Undashing One” Cody Rhodes, a mere boy tricked by his arrogance into a life filled with vicious paranoia…with paranoia comes fear and with fear comes my pleasure…my pleasure of ripping your mask completely off, on top of that ladder, for the millions to glare into the face you claim to be the ugliest of them all. Does it scare you? Does it anger you? Doe it make you more paranoid? Good, see you at Summerslam Cody.
While he spoke Middley’s left hand waved side to side, making it look like the mask was moving. The “Prince of Fear” seem to be trying to speak to the mask, even though it would obvious not reply to him but when he spoke of “smoke and mirrors” his left hand moved so the mask could face him. The cameraman honestly thought that Chris was speaking utter nonsense…but was he? His words could perfectly explain the reason behind Georgian superstar. Looks was everything to him, he even dreamed of main eventing a Wrestlemania with his good looks…but after some kind of facial reconstructive surgery, making him wear a transparent mask, Rhodes claims to be hideous…even though, if you take off the mask, there you have his normal appearance that made his original claim of being “dashing” existent. When he spoke about “ripping your mask” the male pulled the mask clean off his hand before throwing it away. After he finished speaking the “Prince of Fear” brought out a replica of the Masked Man’s mask, from somewhere behind his back, and without sparing a single thought he began to talk once more.
CMiddley: Hello Double-M, Masked Man…from what a little birdie informed me, you were inspired into wearing a mask. Who could even inspire somebody into hiding yourself behind a mask…thus making yourself invisible to these naked eyes? Who could inspire somebody to create a false identity just to withdraw themselves from a society full of prejudice and oblivion? Who could inspire such an act of secretly? An act of personality split-ment? An act of face robbery? I wondered these questions until that very same birdie informed me that you were inspire by me, when I was CM Mystery…at first I laugh, at second I thought the birdie was jokingly insulting my intelligence but then at third base I realised how truthful the birdie was. To be honest I am actually proud to inspire someone one, let alone one of my challengers, but put flatter-ment aside and it is basically you and Belleza against a cowboy and a retarded pretty boy versus me and whoever I accept to watch my back. Being flattering will get you nowhere in a company this big, unless you French kiss the bare ass of one Adrian Hart, so has some kind of inspirational symbol the “Man of a Thousand Mysteries” will kindly offer you some advice.
You can choose to either accept this advice or wave it off, unlike most cult leaders, I won’t even try to enforce anything onto someone else’s way of life, so here is my piece of advice for our Table, Ladders and Chairs Match…think before you go through those black curtains. Just think, think about life-threatening falling off a ladder will be. Think how many years your career shall be shortened by with just one well place chair shot. Think about the image of yourself dropped head-first through a table that could rip off your eye lids if split wrongly. Now think about the amount of pain and how much more pain you could in this match…you’re thinking about it? Good, now move those thoughts to the back of your mind. If you think about the pain too much then it will get to you; if you know about it but choose to ignore it then you will have the greatest mindset for a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. I wish you the best of luck Double-M because, even though I will successfully defend these Titles, if you are lucky enough…you will most likely get another shot at these Championship Belts.
Who is this birdie that the “Modern Messiah” spoke of? The male will most likely not tell but this birdie must know the Masked Man, or who Middley calls Double-M, very well. It seems that at this moment the “Leader of the Cult of Nobodies” has quite a bit to speak of, maybe this was motivated by the fact that nine out of ten people are actually giving him, and whoever Chris chooses has a partner, a chance of successfully defending the Tag Team Championships. Maybe this could be motivated by the fact that the WWH first wanted to strip the “Scorned Saviour” of his Tag Titles before deciding to let him find a partner. Or maybe he was motivated by the fact that Middley made his debut for World Wrestling Headquarters at Summerslam two years ago. Either way the “Man of a Thousand Mysteries” seems motivated to keep talking…and that is what he did, after dropping the mask and putting on a black cowboy hat.
CMiddley: Now onto the biggest threat in this match…the “Redneck Wrestling Machine” Chris Cane. The beer-drinking, ass-kicking cowboy. One reason why I honestly feel worried about facing you, Chris, is because you have done what nobody else in the ENTIRE WWH has ever done before…make me tap-out. It doesn’t matter that I was ill-informed of the match, it doesn’t matter if I was booked into a match the day after my holiday and it doesn’t matter if my ankle got sprained during the damn match. Because in the end I tapped out to the Eight Second Ride and that was all that mattered in the eyes of Adrian Hart. I might talk too much about that ass-faced, spineless, decrepit old fart…but until he has the balls to actually do anything about it, I’ll just keep going. But back to you mister Cane…the cowboy from Nashville Tennessee, the self-proclaimed country music capital of the world, well just like the music they produce…you were a somebody. You earned the right to become the World Heavyweight Champion last year but single of taking that opportunity by the horns…you went one over eight and got your stupid ass released.
Last year I had the chance of a lifetime of becoming the only World Champion in WWH…has much as I loved almost every moment of it, that shot wasn’t mine. Adrian gave me the shot because you were nowhere to take it. My one shot should have been yours, not mine…and just think, you took the shot and you could have been mister Undisputed Champion. I would be happy about that but now, with you trying to shoot ME down, I am honestly upset. You were almost the best in this company but chose to leave instead of proving your dominance. And now you want to be a somebody at the expense of the “Symbol of Reckoning”…hell no, that is all I have to say about that since no drunkard from the city a shitty music will ever take these tag team Titles from the “Modern Messiah”. Chris Cane, I have almost nothing against you has a person but in this Triple Threat TLC Match I shall turn that “redneck” of yours into a broken neck…that is if you even have the guts to stay here for that long.
While speaking some of his words the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” reached over to the camera with his right hand, while the left was now holding the microphone. When his hand made it to the camera it’s palm rested ever so gently against the side of the metal object. What does Chris Middley has planned for the WWH camera? When the sometimes demented individual spoke the words “chance of a lifetime” his hand began to forcefully make to the camera shake ever so slightly but by the time Middley talked about expenses the camera was now being violently shaken. This shaking only increased in pace and velocity before the self-proclaimed “Reason To Fear” said his words about possibly breaking the neck of one Chris Cane. Once he finished speaking the “Prince of Fear” let go of the camera and while the cameraman was regaining his composure, from being shook in a ferocious manner, Middley took off the cowboy hat and threw it away like a Frisbee. Now, seeing that Chris has spoken of three of his opponents, that he will now talk about his last opponent…Le Belleza Oculta. But he didn’t bend down or grab any object to associate with her, instead the expression on the “One Man’s” face appeared has both serious and coldly emotionless. After a couple of silent seconds the “Modern Messiah” began to speak up for possibly the last time.
CMiddley: Now to the madam who’s name sounds like some kind of exotic Italian cocktail, La Belleza Oculta. If I got some little factors right, you’re considering removing your mask after this battle is over. I also understand that if this is true, you would want to be one half of the Tag Team Champions has you do so. Well…why should I even care about what you want? The last time I was a ring with some brat that does nothing but declare whatever she wants…I dropped that bitchy Hall of Hero member “Veronica Demure” on her head.
His voice was dark while the tone he used, when saying Oculta’s name, expressed how unimpressed he was by her. And what are these factors exactly? Did the male get these factors from the same little birdie that spoke about Double-M’s inspiration? Or maybe the “Mythical One” was just making this all up to potentially get into the heads of his opponents since, for unknown reasons, the “Symbol of Reckoning” enjoys a little bit of torment, especially when it results in a blast of raw emotion. But after saying “Veronica Demure” the male chuckled in a slightly maniacal manner before beginning to explain why he did such a chuckle.
CMiddley: Hell, if you were really Veronica Demure then that would perfectly explain why the hell do you hate me. But then again, I have not been known for getting along with any female wrestler that stepped into a WWH ring. In her first appearance in the ring of our company I called Stacy Keibler a “long-legged slut” and even threatened her, so she hates me. When Chris put her in hospital I admitted how upset I was that I was not the one who put her in the hospital bed, so Hall of Hero member Amanda Cortez possibly dislikes me. I took down a mouthy Australian bitch with a “Dream’s Over”, so Sophia Gabriella hates me. And if that wasn’t enough for her to dislike me I orchestrated the attacked on the Murder City Saint Killers, almost ending Kameron Copeland’s career while knocking Kayden Copeland unconscious, thus making their sister-in-law Hall of Hero member Lucky Lawliet also dislike me while Sayge Jemson and her gang of bitches probably don’t like me either.
I also dropped my redheaded ex off a twenty foot cell before kicking her out of the WWH, so that Russian probably hopes that I’ll end up dead. I also tormented a young teenager, even going has far has ending the communication between her and her “daddy”, so one Ruby definitely holds some kind of hatred towards me. Eleven months ago I took everything a certain little bitch had, from barb-wired Singapore Canes to matches of her own choosing, and I am still wrestling today while she admitted that she has nout left and now lives a life of obscurity, meaning that a certain little “Psy Psy” will most likely despise me. I am also kind of preventing some Fizzy Pop from having a happy retirement, so she could be potentially have something against me.
While talking about his list of female superstars that probably hold foul feelings towards him, the fingers of his right hand were counting how many bombshells that would make. After mentally counting them all the cameraman realised that at lease ten separate women dislike the “Prince of Fear”. Yet it was clearly obvious that the “Modern Messiah” does not give a single piece of crap about this fact, since he never even had the chance earn a number one contendership from being friendly and caring. After speaking all of these words the male’s left hand rubbed one of the Tag Team Titles softly, has if it was a child. Both belt were obviously polished before this promo, since both pieces of gold are has shiny has the two rings that penetrates his chin, and Middley grinned ever so smugly before continuing to speak.
CMiddley: So, just to put a point to my list of nonsense, I am basically saying that tons of women do not like so your feelings towards me are useless and no one simply cares about them. What matters is what I can do to you, Belleza. I can drag your arm between two ladder legs and smash them shut again, and again, and again until either your arm breaks or the ladder is snapped in two…whatever comes last. I can take your lifeless corpse to rest face down on a chair then, with another chair in hand, I can bash away at your head until a perfect imprint of your pretty little face is planted on one chair and the perfect imprint of the back of your head is on the other. Then here comes something I’m so familiar with, a table. So many different ways to break some victim through a table…and guess what Belleza? If you’re unlucky enough I’ll use you has the crash test dummy as I give my quote examples so that the children watching at home will know how truthfully dangerous I can be.
Even though he appeared has smug, Middley was still speaking in a coldly dark manner…as if his whole view of Belleza is, at the moment, very dark. But it was when he spoke about possibly annihilating the masked woman that Chris’ voice possess some faint shade of glee. Is Middley fantasising about inflicting harm onto somebody else? What kind of person would have these kind of feelings? Is the “Prince of Fear” a sick, vile individual? Or could this just be an act to press on how deadly a human can truly be in such an insane environment? After speaking of these words Chris Middley motioned to his left, this caused Jeremy Borash to come back into the view of the camera lens. But instead of simply giving the microphone back to the one interviewer he trust so well in the WWH, the “Leader of the Cult of Nobodies” rested his left arm across JB’s shoulders before raising his right hand, that is now holding the microphone, to right below his own lips.
CMiddley: I never once claimed to be a role model for children to look up to but if they choose the “Scorned Saviour” has their sign of inspiration…then fine. But if their parents have problems with that then all they have to do is watch Summerslam has I deliver the broken remains of La Belleza Oculta to an ambulance and then they’ll just keep quiet. Because in all honesty, Belleza, I don’t give a fucking damn if you’re dead or alive at the end of the match. I don’t care if you, Double-M and Cody are missing any limbs. I don’t care if I decapitate the “Redneck Wrestling Machine”…I don’t even if I get dragged into an asylum after the match because I will walk in as the Tag Team Champions and, with my partner by my side, I will walk out the Tag Team Champions.
Once all of these words were spoken the male finally handed microphone to the interviewer before asking one very simple question.
CMiddley: Do you have anymore questions JB?
Jeremy Borash: Well, thank you for your view Chris. And since you won’t inform me on the identity of your partner…I have nothing but a couple of questions Chris. Considering the fact that once attempted to retire at last year’s Summerslam before it was cancelled, will you retire at the end of the event? And will Judy and your daughter Valentine be in attendance?
Now those questions really surprised the male, which could be expressed by the “what the fuck?” look etched across his face. Why does Jeremy want to know if his family will be in the arena? And why has he asked such a question with a camera recording them? A possible reason for the first of the two questions could be that, last year, Middley publicly declared that he wanted to wrestle his last match at Summerslam since in two-thousand-and-nine’s edition the male made his WWH debut. Has for the second question…the “Prince of Fear” couldn’t think of a possible reason behind it. But that didn’t stop the “Man of a Thousand Mysteries” of answering to both questions.
CMiddley: You see, Jeremy, twelve months ago I was a completely different person. On the outside I’m the same but my feelings and mentality was completely different back then. Back then I was just simply some Chris Middley that had his dream of being a wrestler crushed by the company that never wanted him in the first place. But a lot has happened in twelve months…I’ve watched clips here and there of Lucky Lawliet’s Russian Roulette Wrestling during November time. I made a one off appearance in a Royal Rumble match for the poorly ran Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. I wrestled a couple a matches for Jason Stone’s short lived British Wrestling Federation. And the most important of them all…on February seventh Judy Phoenix, who I’ve been going out with for over a year, gave birth to my darling child known has Valentine. It was after her birth that I realised that I needed to be more mature with myself…so there was the death of the old Chris Middley and the birth of the new Chris Middley that’s standing by your side at this very moment. Everything I do in the ring, no matter who vicious or potentially gory it may be, is for the sake of my child’s bright future.
Each word that Middley spoke was has emotionally charged as the one before and after. Now this was a side of the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” that JB has not seen before. Chris spoke passionately but not romantically…instead he seems to be passionate about being a father, but is he really an ideal dad? He has done nasty things to many people in the past while also holding a criminal record to his name. The male has also been fined a lot more times then the majority of the entire WWH while also spending most of his teen years in rehab. So maybe he isn’t the best role idol for Valentine Middley but maybe these past experiences will help him be a great adviser whenever she would need help in ten odd years. Once he spoke all those words he went silent for a couple of seconds, taking light breathers, before beginning to produce his own answer to the second question.
CMiddley: Will the girl that saved my heart of self-obliteration will be in attendance with my child, you ask? The answer is simpler then the question. No they wont’…instead they’ll be rooting for me backstage, just so after the match I can see the smiles on my darlings. I honestly don’t know why you want to ask such a question but there are my answers. This interview is now over Jeremy...nothing more, nothing less. Thank you for your time.
After saying those words the “Prince of Fear” patted JB's back before walking away. The interviewer gave a brief description of the rest of Summerslam, to the camera lens, before ending the his end of this interview. Once over both men wandered off, in the direction of the production truck. This ends up being the opposite direction to Chris Middley has he only stopped when the male got to the door to his locker room. The male opened the door and entered the room before shutting the door behind himself. The next few sounds that could be heard was Middley using a mobile...yes, the “Mythical One” knows how to use a phone.
Scene Two: A Pre-Show Conversation
Time: 12:38 27th Saturday August 2011
Today was a basic day in Los Angeles. The sun is shining. The traffic is, well, filled up. And currently the most busiest part of Los Angeles is the arena since there is a fan access going on near that location. Everyone in the WWH is there…the cameramen, the picture crew, the referees, the announcers, the commentators, the merchandising lot, the higher ups and most importantly the superstars and bombshells are there, everyone in WWH is there…well, except for one person. And that person’s name is Chris Middley, why is he not at the fan access you ask? The answer is simpler then the question. It is because instead of being in an overly crowded atmosphere full of fans, the “Modern Messiah” is at a nearby beach. Oddly, at this time, the beach isn’t very crowded so Chris was sitting, with his back resting against a big rock, on a dark blue trowel in his black swimming shorts.
He wasn’t alone however has laying across his lap having her back softly massaged by the male, in a light red swimsuit, is Judy Phoenix. Her shoulder length brown hair is very neat while her body is both muscular and curvy. In the female’s hands is a book entitled “The Bourne Ultimatum” and the ex-official seem to be enjoying what she’s reading. Middley meanwhile was just enjoying his girlfriend…her sweet voice, the soft hair, the beautiful face, the smooth texture of her skin, the firm gentleness of her muscles, her interest in both wrestling and vehicles, her upper curves and her lower curves. Altogether the “Scorned Saviour” loves everything about his angel and, while slowly massaging her back, his hands felt fairness of her body. The silence of this massaged ended when Miss Phoenix finished her book and began to speak.
JFP: Are you sure we can trust Razor with our child, Chris?
Before we continue I’ll explain to you, dear reader, who Razor is. Razor is a slim slap-headed street racer with stubble and a six-pack. He was the individual who cheated Middley out of his BMW M3 GTR while, during Chris’ quest to regain his ride, he got the police and most of the other street racers against him. Two years ago Chris finally won his ride back in a street race, while sending to Razor to a three month prison sentence right afterwards, but during last year Razor earned the “Symbol of Reckoning’s” trust and friendship. This led to Razor and his two lackeys, Toru and Bull, moving in to Middley’s mansion. Chris looked down to Judy and grinned lightly, his left hand moving to gently rub her rear, before answering her question.
CMiddley: Come on, Judy, it is Razor after all…
JFP: And that is why I’m asking the question.
The male couldn’t help but laugh after hearing those words leave his girlfriend’s lips. She does kind of have a point though, Razor is not what you call aware of his situations outside street racing. But JFP has had things against him in the past. These could range from him secretly filming the girl fixing his car, in just her bra and panties, to wanting them to name their child “Razor” if she was a boy. But the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares” knew that what foul views she had of him were gone. While the Chris spoke his next set of words his left hand changed from rubbing to patting his girlfriend’s rear.
CMiddley: Don’t worry Judy, Razor gave me his word that no harm will come to our beautiful daughter. And I know he has been looking forward to having some godfather goddaughter time with Valentine…he also owes me for paying off the bail for his lackeys.
JFP: I don’t know Chris, it is quite a steep price for bail. What did they exactly do?
CMiddley: Well, you know that Bull and Toru fantasised about owning a hybrid Mexican-Japanese food restaurant? Well, those two thought the best way to start was to buy themselves a van big enough for a portable kitchen, so they could sell their meals on the road. Then at the van dealership those idiots took a bad joke the wrong way and had a fight.
JFP: The bail still seems too high...
CMiddley: When Bull and Toru fight, it is like world war three minus the tanks and bombs. But I guess those nitwits will get into trouble yet again...not the end of the world I guess, anyway, why not we look towards the sea before going to the gym?
Instead of replying Miss Phoenix just nodded her head and Chris cradled her up before kissing his lover on the lips.