Post by MasterEvil on Jan 28, 2011 17:38:09 GMT
Bought Myself A Personal Bodyguard
Time: 2:33 PM 8th Saturday January 2011
Standing about backstage, looking very unimpressed, is Alberto Del Rio. The wealthy Mexican was clearly upset about losing the Christmas Chaos Battle Royale, to Rosa Mendes out of all people. Even though this happened quite a while ago Del Rio is still holding a slight distain at Rosa holding the trophy, even when he was the first person to congratulate the female via twitter. He is wearing a pale grey tuxedo with matching pants and noticed a knock on his locker room door, so the male answered and spotted Matt Striker and a cameraman there smiling. Alberto expected them to come so he let them in and leaned against the wall as Matt stood next to him and the cameraman got in position; after a couple of seconds the male holding the camera signalled for the interview to begin.
Matt Striker: Hello everybody! Matt Striker here with the man who have been impressive since he first stepped in our ring…please welcome, “The Only Honest Man In Wrestling” Alberto Del Rio.
After the former teacher said that, while wearing a formal suit of his own, the camera became more focused on the Mexican millionaire. Alberto looked away at an angle, having a look that explains “these people are so annoying”, before looking back at the interviewer with his trademark arrogant smug.
ADelRio: Hello Matt Striker, I see that you’re dressed for the occasion of interviewing me.
Matt Striker: Yes, Mr. Del Rio, after all I’m in the presence of wrestling royalty.
ADelRio: Good, maybe you’re more of a squire then a common peasant…now what is your question Striker.
Matt Striker: Well, sir, in two days times you will partner Matt Morgan to battle Douglas Williams and your associate John Bradshaw Layfield for the chance to become the first ever Prime Time Champion at Slammiversary in a ladder match. But with JBL being both your opponent and associate, could this match be the end of a very promising team?
ADelRio: For a teacher you ask very stupid questions Matt...John and I are indeed against each other but that won't change our business relationship. This match is just a day where the two assoicates try to see who is better. And just so you know Matt, when I win me and John will be backstage having some champagne while discussing how to celebrate me becoming the first ever Prime Time Champion. Yet if that mentally constipated Brit somehow gets enough luck to beat that Blue-Printed Peasant then me and John will still share champagne backstage while discussing how to celebrate him becoming the Prime Time Champion. Is that all you wanted to ask?
Matt Striker: No, Mr. Del Rio, I also want to get your view on one of your opponents Douglas Williams...
ADelRio: Who?
Matt Striker: Douglas Williams...the British male you fought against on your debut...
ADelRio: Oh, the mentally constipated Brit? His name's Douglas Williams? Oh, I didn't know that...maybe I should get prepared for him and a very tough match......as if! I am wrestling royalty and known to the lucha libre style and a former mixed material artist. While Douglas...only has been a joke, his style is boring. The man's a liar and loads of people know what I do to liars...I destroy them, I boot their peasant ass all the way into the dirt that they belong. The United Kingdom needs to know that the only good thing that come out of them is failures. I honestly hate British people since nearly all of them can't say five sentences without lying, their beliefs are lies, their promises are lies, their ambitions are lies, teir royalty is a lie, everything about this Great Britian is a lie! I will make Williams a pure example of what I can do in the ring...as I break his wrist, his arm and maybe his neck as well. Anything else?
Matt Striker: Yes, your partner is the seven foot Matt Morgan and if you're team win then you'll face him in a ladder match...
ADelRio: You expect me to be afraid of Morgan don't you? Why should I, he's big and fast...but so am I. He has battled and lost to greats...while I, Alberto Del Rio, has fought and beaten greats like Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy. So this Matt Morgan only need to watch his back and I'll take his mentally contispated ass to victory...yet there is a likelihood that this peasant wants to look big by jumping me after the match. And obliviously that many others would like to do that...so I thought ahead and bought myself a personal bodyguard.
After saying that line the Mexican millionaire did his classically smug smile yet before the ex-teacher could say anything Alberto continued to speak.
ADelRio: Matt Morgan might be big and quick but what I hired is nearly superhuman. He is more powerful than an army of oxen, more quicker then Speedy Gonzales and more loyal then any of these flithy peasants. I bring to you, the man who will make sure Morgan won't even lay a finger on me outside our match...my "Moscow Mauler" Vladimir Kozlov!
Once he said the camera zoomed out to show the Russian known as Vladimir Kozlov. He was wearing a black formal suit and looked completely emotionless. He looked into his employer's eyes and when Alberto nodded Vladimir began to talk.
Kozlov: While I am here no one shall ambush or harm Alberto Del Rio. Matt Morgan is nothing but a paper-weight that I'll get rid off in due time. I will protect Del Rio and the...
ADelRio: That is enough Kozlov. And that is enough of this interview Striker, go pester some other peasant while I get to know my bodyguard better.
Matt Striker didn't hesitate in leaving the locker room and the cameraman quickly followed, after recording the Mexican's trademark wink. He switched the camera off after shutting the door. As soon as the door was closed Alberto looked straight at Vladimir, not fully amused.
ADelRio: Don't tell anyone about them, this is our secret until the time is right, got it?
Kozlov: Yes Del Rio. I got it.
ADelRio: Good, now escort me to the parking lot.
After hearing that command the Russian did what he was told and escorted te Mexican to his chosen ride. Once there Del Rio entered the car and switched on the engine before driving off. Once he was gone Vladimir sighed.
Kozlov: Del Rio will get murdered at Slammiversary...