Post by MasterEvil on Jan 28, 2011 17:32:26 GMT
So this is what Alberto Del Rio call a blog...some kind of online dairy...I have never done this before so Ricardo is helpng me out. Two weeks ago Alberto introduced me to RWL and this sunday he'll do battle against the idiotic Matt Morgan. But Rodriguez told me to talk about my opponent before Matt...fine, oh god, Ricardo is so annoying.
My first opponent here in the Real Wrestling League is this Justin Gabriel. People has said that he is good but if you ask me this kid is just a South African version of Jamie Noble and I decimated him into a pulp when we battled. I'll happily use the match against Justin as an expedition to show off the same sambo skills that got me undefeated for a third of my career in the World Wrestling Entertainment. Actually what have I done in the WWE? I laid out Triple H, I beat Jeff Hardy, I defeated the Undertaker, I defeated Jamie Noble, Funaki, Steve Richards, Jimmy Wang Yang, Santino Marella, the Usos, laid down the Big Show with a head butt and became a tag team champion over there. And last time I remember I defeated Gabriel to win the tag team titles. I could easily lay out this Justin Gabriel.
It is obvious that Gabriel is hurt every time he uses that 450 splash, which makes it clearly easy to say that I can last miles longer then him. I have nothing with or against this kid but there is no possible way he can pin me and nobody can make me submit. But unfortunately for Justin I was raised in Moscow to lay waste to my opposition and either you’re from South Africa or from St. Petersburg Russia, you go against me and the Soviet Cyborg will rag doll you into oblivion. But why is Justin happily entering this match against me without whining and crying? Does this child think he can beat me? He can think all he likes only a miracle can help Gabriel not get flatten in under ten seconds…does the fans think he can handle himself well against me? If they do then I suggest all of them to take the IQ test and I won’t be surprised if the total IQ altogether is below twenty-five…Does Justin Gabriel have some form of backup? I doubt he does since intelligence isn’t Justin’s greatest grade he got at whatever mud-hut he was learning in…but even with a form of backup I’ll just simply rip every single part of this “backup” apart.
I honestly have nothing else to say about Justin Gabriel and this look too short…well with Ricardo locked in the closet I can tape whatever I like in MY blog without him telling me to adjust it. Well, since joining the Real Wrestling League I’ve realise that the fans have got many questions for me so here is what I’ll do…for every blog I do I’ll accept and answer up to five questions from anyone, fans or wrestler alike. Right now I’ve got five questions so I’ll begin the answering right now:
Question One, via msn from candygirl@live.co.uk; “Oh you’re totally hot and sexy Kozlov! Oh, oh, what question should I ask you >_< I know! Is there any activity, that you happened done before, that you would like to do when you have some free time?”
Me, sexy (0_0), me? Well thanks for the compliment candygirl and that is a very good question to start with. Well I am already accomplished at sambo and currently wrestling. But the one thing I like to do in my free time would possible be horse riding. I know that sounds unrealistic, seeing how destructive I am, but it is true that I have never rode a horse before. I also found them to be very beautiful creatures that emphasis harmony. Time for the next question.
Question Two, via youtube video made by xanazuki; “Here is a question for you Vladimir…if you had any form of superpower then what would it be?”
Superpowers…I kind of expected a question like this…but I guess I can answer it. I already have the sambo skills and the god damn impressive strength so super-strength would be useless. The first person who asked a question said I’m “hot and sexy” so the power of sexual magnetism are not needed. If anything the power I would have would be super-speed…I’ll be about to catch up with any villain and take them down with my unmatchable sambo skills. Not only will it will help me with that but if I ever get a girl (yes candygirl, I am single >_>) I would use the speed to be there for her whenever she needs me. Now for question number three.
Question Three, via twitter from Pedro Montana; “How do you about Russia hosting the soccer World Cup?”
So now a sports fan…I kind of guess they’ll appear somewhere. I am actually happy for Mother Russia and for all the people there for this chance to host the biggest event in sport history, yes bigger than Wrestlemania, but I’m more excited by Poland and Ukraine co-hosting a future European Championship. Before anyone text in a why question I’ll give out my reason. I am billed from Moscow Russia but my place of birth is known today as Ukraine. But since it was during the USSR days I am skilled at speaking Russian and Ukrainian but obviously I can do English very well. Time for the second last question.
Question Four, via AIM from sheberry221; “OMG! Kozlov's accepting questions!!! Ohohoh! Here's a question for you! Do you like chocolate? And if so then which one you prefer the most?”
Chocolate? Why the hell would people request someone's taste in food? Whatever...the Kozlov fan service won't be derailed. I do indeed like chocolate but I don't eat chocolate with nuts...I hope that is good enough. Last question.
Question Five, via text message from Dave (backstage crew); “Yo Vladimir, for the sake of knowing...what do you think of Alberto Del Rio?”
Unfortunately answering this question could put my job as Del Rio's bodygaurd to its end. So I'm unable to answer that question.
That is all for now...enjoy whatever you were doing before reading this.
