Post by MasterEvil on Jan 28, 2011 17:30:47 GMT
Scene One: You Remembered This Old Fart
Time: 9:58 PM 15th Saturday January 2011
The crowd in today's EWE house show were enjoying there time here. Each match quality was alright and the fans were cheerfully polite yet loud. They were ready for the main event of the evening. But suddenly a number nine appeared on the titiantron, catching the attention of the confused audience while causing the ones who knew to cheer, and started to count down. Yet once it hits one the number speeded back up to nine and vanished then "I'm Alive" by Disturbed blasts though the PA system into the arena. This caused the people to stay glued to their seats. Just then Chris Middley, who has a microphone in his right hand, suddenly appears on the stage and the fans who recognised him gave the male one hell of a loud, mixed, reaction. Chris smiled as seem to be giving a damn about the cheers that the audience gave out but not so much of a damn about the haters thoughts towards him as he slaps their hands as he went down to the apron. With a joker like smile on his face Chris climbed to the top turnbuckle then raised the microphone above his head producing an even louder, mixed, reaction from the fans that could remember the male. Middley then jumped off the top turnbuckle right to the middle of the ring and pointed at the fans, receiving cheers and boos from the ones who knew him, before raising the microphone to his lower lip.
CMiddley: For those that know me, I am very flattered that you remembered the old fart...and for those who don't know me...I'll introduce myself and my purpose of being here.
Middley smiled after saying that. His appearance has changed from his time in World Wrestling Headquarters. He is bald with a couple of ring piercing through his jaw while the male actually looks thinner then before his disappearance. He is still wearing dark clothing: consisting of a black hoodie, with the hood down, and a black leather pants with black wrestling boots. The microphone returned to below the male's lips before he continued to speak
CMiddley: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dude and dudets, rockers and hippies, emos and chavs, the angels above our heads and Chucky the guy serving popcorn in the back row, children and parents, gods and demons, of all ages...let all of your "Reason to Fear" the "Prince of Fear" and the current "Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares" Chris Middley welcome you all to the "NIGHTMAAAAAAAARE KINGDOM!!!"
Chris stopped after shouting the last part out and pointed the microphone up towards the ceiling and most the audience were now cheering for him, even though the "Modern Messiah only just introduced himself. He soaked up the cheers for a good few seconds before returning the microphone below his lips and spoke.
CMiddley: It's actually vrey nice to see you lot still liking me even though my last match was like four months ago...but I have said who I be...but not my intentions so...Extreme Wrestling Entertainment reluctantly brings to you the “Prince of Fear”, the “Reason to Fear”, the “Mysterious One”, the “One Man”, the “Symbol of Reckoning”, the “Mythical One”, the “Man of a Thousand Mysteries”, the “Gatekeeper of Dreams and Nightmares”, the “Modern Messiah” and your soon to be...UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE WOOORLD...Chris Middley!!!
His sudden outburst caused the audience to scream and cheer for the male. This caused a smile to appear on his face and Chris gave them no time to speculate as he began to speak once more.
CMiddley: How am I going to do that you ask? The answer is simpler than the question my dear people…I shall working into the Wrestlemania main event as the number one contender, hit whoever the chump is by then with whatever moves I see fit and pin his ass one, two, three. Yet how am I going to main event Wrestlemania you ask? The answer is once again simpler then the question. I shall into this Sole Survivor match as the very first entrant, eliminate twenty-nine victims and on both my in ring comeback and my Extreme Wrestling Entertainment debut I shall win this Sole Survivor match. How does a Sole Survivor match work you ask? I have no clue but those who adapt succeed where the so-called mighty fail. And those who know me will know that no one can out adapt the “Modern Messiah”…and why do I state that the others ask? The answer is simpler than the question.
Once he said that a slight smile appeared on the male’s face. He wasn’t done this in four months and was clearly missing it every single day of those months. The man patted his chest with his left hand, that wasn’t holding the microphone, which seemed to be gather more of a cheer from the audience. After doing that Chris returned the microphone below his lips to speak up once more.
CMiddley: I’ll give you ALL a history lesson about me, Chris Middley. I was a straight A student in whatever college I went to but then me, my mother Marie and my father Bret went to Kingston Jamaica on a holiday and in the first three days my mother got shot down by local drug dealers. She was dead in front of my eyes and I was so helpless…me and my dad came back home instantly. My school work deteriorated into a dew so I became an illegal street racer, and damn good one. The police couldn’t catch me and the other racers envy me. So I decided to travel around and found Rockport…where I got cheated out of my ride and had to climb a blacklist all the way to number one. And I did that and got my car back from Razor and his goons. I rushed out of Rockport, being chased by the police and when I finally lost them I retired as a street racer. The next thing to me was my childhood fantasies of being a wrestler and I dominated the minor leagues easily. I joined the World Wrestling Headquarters and instantly aimed for the top dogs…but after being released three times I decided to climb ranks and become champion, starting with my promo debut at the WWH Summerslam of Two-Thousand-And-Nine. During that time the general manager of their Showdown, Ryan Payne in my ass, underrated to a ridicules level…during that time I’ve got my first ever girlfriend Lena Katina…only for her to dump me a month later. Heartbreaking? Yes it is…I tried to move on and expressed my mind more but what happened? Some Jamaican punk had a beef against me and I might of lost my cool, after seeing him belt my own father. Which got me barred from a show…but after seeing the footage of him urinating on the corpse of my own mother I had enough and began more violent. This lead to the WWH Royal Rumble of Two-Thousand-And-Ten where we battled in a Bamboo Cage match…the rules were simple, only way to win is to knock your opponent out cold. I had him beaten to a pulp and what happened? Lena Katina got involved and screwed me…so I wanted her head. I started by isolating Ruby, cutting all her communications off from her father and even discriminate against her learning difficulty. Now that she was out the way I had Lena Katina at the last WWH Wrestlemania in a Hell In A Cell match with my friend back then, Judy Phoenix, as the referee…the stipulations were that if I lose I was banished from the WWH forever and if she lost then she would have to leave the WWH forever. During the weeks before the match I got a second girlfriend in the form of the beautiful Ashton Styles…I had my jaw rammed by a sledgehammer yet I still won thanks to a power bomb from the top of the cell…straight throw the announce table. Yet I didn’t have the chance to be all cheery since Ashton left me because she lost her hair…I snapped and took out Jeremy Borash and what happened? I got booked against an undefeated Stratos the very next week…so I annihilated both his undefeated streak but also Straty’s career in less than thirty seconds.
Throughout his words Chris clearly expressed his own anger and the fans knew this yet remained respectfully quiet for the “Gatekeeper Of Dreams And Nightmares” to continue talking.
CMiddley: Then for the first time in eight months I got given a title shot, against Kameron Copeland for the WWH International Championship in a Barbed Wire Tables match. But that was all because the original contender, Owen Davis, ran away and I was a last minute replacement. I barely lost, but proved my worth…yet I was mysteriously released the very next day. I came back with a retarded gimmick that lasted three weeks before going into the dark matches and when I got out of their I teamed with a Sheamus O’Shuanessy to form “Pale Justice”…but that team collapsed after we lost to the Murder City Saint Killers who were Kameron Copeland and the former WWH champion Kayden Copeland. After the match I proved how sinister I can be…not only did I handed Kameron such a beating that he out of action for multiple months and ended Kayden Copeland’s career…but also laid out Kam Kam’s girlfriend Sophia Gabriella. Afterwards I vanished again…but a short while later, after the WWH Champion at that time the breath-taking Psychotica, or I knew her as Psy Psy, defended her title against an opponent I can’t remember…
The people in attendant did laugh at that certain comment by the loudmouthed “Prince of Fear” yet went down again to hear the rest for this history lesson.
CMiddley: I ran out there and laid Psy Psy out and demanded a match between me and her at Summerslam of two-Thousand-And-Ten…but Adrian Hart, the owner of WWH, was afraid of me defeating her in my retirement match, so he cancelled Summerslam. I was beyond pissed off yet continue to call out Psy Psy until my in-ring return where I teamed up with a Tom Sykes to defeat Roxxi Hunter and Develence. Then the very next week I got my match against Psy Psy…but in her conditions of a Barbed-Wire Heaven match for the vacant WWH Championship. EVERYONE backstage stated that this match was booked so she could stroll to her third world championship…but hell no, I took her beyond her limit and was about to win the biggest prize in that company…until that wrestler I can’t remember jumped me and her so it was a no contest. WWH’s other brand Inner Circle had a problem of no World Title holder so me and Psychotica got our rematch at the last pay per view in WWH, Shogun Two-Thousand-And-Ten, in her match of a Barbed-Wire Singapore Cane match for the WWH Undisputed Championship. I barely lost that well fought contest that should of become the greatest WWH match of two-Thousand-And-Ten…and I had that Barbed Wire Singapore Cane caned across my back fifteen times. Then before I got given the chance to earn another shot Adrian caved in to pressure and shut down the World Wrestling Headquarters. But there were some good things from those memories…the night before I wrestled for the International Championship I had sex with Judy Phoenix and got her as my girlfriend…the night before Shogun three tests proved that Judy was pregnant and the second of February this is when me and Judy expect our wonderful child to be born.
The fans were applauding Middley after hearing about the expected date of his child being born. They were also applauding the fact that was willingly giving them all facts about his career in mainstream wrestling. The “Mythical One” began to talk one more time.
CMiddley: During those four months of retirement I reflected on my life while taking care of my pregnant girlfriend in my mansion in Fargo North Dakota. I got to eat and drink as much as I like without worrying about weight issues, I finally got to not worry about any potential injuries in the ring…and I finally got to give all of my undivided attention to my lover Judy “Fucking” Phoenix. But I missed the feeling of kicking of somebody’s ass…I missed the feeling of delivering the Dream’s Over on my victim…I missed disturbing you all by dropping women on their heads…I missed sucking the soul out of my victims with the Open The Gates submission hold…and I god damn missed all of your boos and cheers.
Once they heard that the audience screamed in delight at the male in the middle of the ring and this caused a slight tear to appear on his face. Middley instantly noticed this and wiped it off his face before speaking yet again into that very microphone.
CMiddley: That is the history lesson and the reason why no mortal can out adapt me, no wrestler can out perform me and no legend can give you a show like I can. But now I’ve got a question for all of you people…I know that the ones who know me will say yes but I want to ask EVERYONE in this arena these questions…do you all want me to come back into the ring in this Sole Survivor match?
The crowd’s response was a very loud verbal cheer and a few boos.
CMiddley: Do you all want me to win the match? Do you all want me to enter Wrestlemania as the number one contender? And do you all want me to become the new Undisputed Champion?
After all these questions the fans in the arena were screaming extremely loudly, mostly cheers but there were still some negative responses. Yet this only brought a joker like on the “Prince of Fear’s” face.
CMiddley: The people has spoken. I shall return at the Sole Survivor event in the Sole Survivor match where I shall win that match. I shall walk into Wrestlemania as the number one contender and I shall walk out of Wrestlemania the new Extreme Wrestling Entertainment’s…UNDISPUTED CHAMPIOOOON!!!
That sudden scream brought the entire audience into a cheerful uproar. The “Man of a Thousand Mysteries” truly enjoyed this promo, considering that this was his first in four months. And decided to put an end to the promo.
CMiddley: Unfortunately I’ve accidentally lasted longer than the show so I was the main event…but now before we leave I shall end this promo the way that I missed so fucking much. This promo is over…nothing more, nothing less…
After saying that Chris placed the microphone in the middle of the ring before sliding under the bottom ropes. This began his theme song and Middley began to walk up the ramp-way, slapping all the hands offered to him on the way to the stage. Once there he looked back at the delightful crowd before walking through the curtains and into the backstage area. Once there the “Symbol of Reckoning” walked all the way to the parking lot, where his sliver and blue BMW M3 GTR was waiting. Chris entered it and switched on the engine before driving off to Fargo North Dakota. Meanwhile the audience left the arena and went off back to their houses.
Mini Scene One: Get Ready For The Baby
Time: 10:13 AM 19th Wednesday January 2011
Laying by himself on the double bed in his bedroom, in his mansion by Fargo North Dakota, is Chris Middley. The male is only wearing black boxer shorts and he is glaring at the ceiling with a semi-unconfident look on her face.
CMiddley (Thoughts): Am I prepared for this return? Do I have a chance against twenty-nine fresher competitors? Am I truly ready to become a wrestler again? Was I being too ambitious? Am I just setting myself up for another company to underrate me? Maybe I am nowhere near ready to wrestle again…
JFP: I expected you downstairs and eating your breakfast half an hour ago…what do you have to say for yourself.
Before the male could welcome more doubt to his mind Judy Phoenix, the male’s pregnant brown-haired girlfriend, appeared in the doorway. The ex-referee is only wearing light blue panties with a matching bra as she smiled at Middley. Chris instantly greeted his girl by getting off the bed, coming to her and giving the female a gentle hug.
CMiddley: Good morning little miss beautiful.
JFP: Good morning Chris…but seriously why haven’t you had breakfast yet?
CMiddley: Oh Judy, I was just…
JFP: You were doubting yourself again aren’t you?
CMiddley: Doubting myself? You know me better then anyone else little girl…but you are right…maybe being out of the ring for four months have made me soft.
JFP: You’re never soft, Chris, you just tend to your caring side by helping me get ready for the baby.
After she said that the male crouched down with his left hand rubbing her belly and his right hand rubbing the JFP’s bottom. A smile appeared on Chris’ face as he began to speak.
CMiddley: Talking about “baby” what name should we think of for our child?
JFP: Why not you decide?
CMiddley: Nah, my names would be like William and Bertie…
JFP: William sounds like a good name Chris but what if the child is a girl?
CMiddley: that’s why I want you to name the child…
JFP: Better idea Chris, if he is a boy you’ll name him and if she’s a girl I’ll name her…deal?
CMiddley: Done deal my sexy Judy…
JFP: Good to hear…mow get your hand out of my panties and get your ass downstairs for breakfast.
CMiddley: Fine, fine, little miss bossy-boots.
After saying that the “Prince of Fear” stood up, pulling his hand out of the back of Judy’s panties, before giving her rear a playfully light slap. Once that happened the “Modern Messiah” picked his girlfriend up in a cradle position before going out of his room, down the stairs and to the kitchen so he could have breakfast.